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Over the course of the last four years I've been dating a billionaire's daughter. I've flown by private jet around the world, seen many new countries, and drank countless bottles of wine far older than I am. I'm also a finance graduate from a globally renowned university and work for a hedge fund, trade some 'friends and family' money on the side.

Anyone want to hear more? Baked right now and unwinding

>> No.11201545

>>11201535
post her bobs and vagene

>> No.11201546

>>11201535
No thanks

>> No.11201553

>>11201535
Yeah I’m fine, go enjoy other people’s hard work manlet

>> No.11201555

>>11201535
what do you bring to the table?

>> No.11201568

>>11201535
How high maintenance is she?

Why are you on 4chan?

>> No.11201573

nice larp

>> No.11201578

>>11201535
Why you OP

>> No.11201583

>>11201568
surprisingly less than you'd think, she's pretty down to earth and you wouldn't know until you get to know her well.

because I'm baked and a person too, I grew up fucking around on here late at night and I'm still the same motherfucker

>> No.11201593

Find a better use of your time anon, LARPs are link only here, you sound poor

>> No.11201594

>>11201553
I bet I work harder than you
>>11201573
lol, I'm 100% serious
>>11201578
I worked very hard and then met the right people at the right time, also love

>> No.11201614

>>11201535
How do I meet a wealthy girl with ambitions who I can build an empire with?

Also you in cali by chance?

>> No.11201616
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>>11201535
Pee poo pop pop hahaha

>> No.11201634

>>11201535
Any weird eyes wide shut shit?

>> No.11201639

>>11201614
go to/take classes at a good school or find some other way to begin associating with high achieving people

>> No.11201643

What are you in, stocks, ETFs or mutuals?

>> No.11201648

>tfw my girlfriend is only worth 10mm
how do i upgrade OP

>> No.11201651

>>11201643
stocks, I don't necessarily believe in market efficiency and have a lot more faith in my own ability to generate alpha than the herd of institutional investors trampling through the markets scooping up tech stocks right now

>> No.11201658

>>11201648
r u srs? 10mm not that bad but yeah def a big diff

>> No.11201679

>>11201658
yeah it's pretty comfy desu, she is madly in love with me after 3 yrs and always wants to talk about marriage so i think i've made it. oh and her parents aren't in good health. like <10 years left if i had to guess

>> No.11201691

>>11201651
smart man. options or just buying and holding? what's the goal?

>> No.11201765

>>11201691
mostly just long/short right now. Have a handful of value plays that I really like, one or two arb plays, and a few high conviction naked short positions

>> No.11201776

I've seen other countries and drank old wine too. Eat shit fgt

>> No.11201775

>>11201765
>and a few high conviction naked short positions
rip. try to steal some fancy hand towels out of the private jet before you get dumped for losing your gfs dads money

>> No.11201778

>>11201679
hahah do you really see it that way though? I still want to make something of myself on my own

>> No.11201786

>>11201775
hahah it's a diversified, hedged portfolio - one short blowing up (even though they are so few and certain the the probability is VERY low) would not destroy this portfolio by any means, let alone even have a noticeable impact on any of the parties' involved wealth

>> No.11201811

>>11201778
it's just nice to know that if i marry her we will be financially secure no matter what.
Whats your relationship with your gfs dad like? My gf's dad calls me "drone" and always gives me a ton of shit but i think he likes me

>> No.11201828

A little tip for not revealing yourself to be noveau riche is to avoid getting hype about old wine. The best wines in the world that are made to age drink at their best 8-15 years after bottling. Drinking 50yo shiraz or bordeaux is a great way to show you have a big wallet and no taste for wine

>> No.11201857

>>11201811
lmao he does not like you

>> No.11201942 [DELETED] 

>>11201857
yeah probably not
oh well, he has a health issue and I don't think he'll make it much more than 5 years

>> No.11201961

>>11201857
lel probably not. to be fair I don't think he likes anyone aside from his fishing buddy lol

>> No.11201966

>>11201535
Favorite country you've been to?

t. wagie who traveled out of state once

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>>11201535
Is she a Jew?
What does she think of Jews?
What does her dad think of Jews?

>> No.11202009

>>11201961
A man after my own heart.

>> No.11202065

>>11201639
High achieving people? Where besides schools? What kind of herb did you smoke. You ever dabbed CBD?

>> No.11202077

>>11201535
what do rich people think of upcoming crisis? is it expected to be in 2019-2020 timeframe? what they are afraid of? what they are looking as safe haven / next big thing?
I'm 25, live in EU, don't want to live like wolf from wall street, just want to make 200-300k or equivalent during crisis and then start my own ventures, like open small garage and just work with cars / shit, have a house, grow weed and fuck around like a punk with money. Any advices? I do have understanding of economy but refuse to go into hardcore finance since it includes way too much law and complex accounting which doesn't fit with way my brain is wired. I have an option to (((make it))) in crypto or by doing money laundering services for corrupt politicians, but latter option has few decent downsides and I don't want to associate my life with this stuff

I mean if there are any opportunities in next 2-3 years where it's possible to make decent money if you just move quick and act fast like it's possible during any big crisis / hype of disruptive technologies like blockchain looks nowadays and internet / computer / smartphone related stuff was at once? Yea I know you need more of my background to give qualitative answer, but it's 4chan when people on average can't handle discussion more than two messages in depth

>> No.11202127

>>11201535
Do you have any means of defending yourself?

>> No.11202170

Role Play: The Thread

>> No.11202389

>>11202077
Do you happen to be Eastern EU? We could partner up, i learned lots of trades and also got some skill in marketing.

>> No.11203073

>>11201535
Post proof for your larp, or be disregarded like the rest nigger.

>> No.11203095

>>11201535
How many partners has she had before you?
How much cum has she swallowed before you?
How do you sleep at night knowing you cucked yourself because of money?

>> No.11203152

>>11203095
I bet he sleeps pretty fucking easy, I know I'm not flying private and getting blowjobs from a billionaire's daughter in this lifetime. Only way I'd feel like a cuck is if I married an uggo for money.
Good for you op boyo just one question though, how the fuck does one benefit off rich and connected people without being a beggar? Are you some genius or Neal Caffrey tier smart Chad? Surely people like that trade value for value, no way you got all those perks for free. Please respond thx