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>Be Me
>Always made good grades even though I've never felt like I worked for them
>Used to be more interested in Vidya than studying when I was longer
>Lose virginity at 15, but can't function socially and all my gfs ask me if I'm bi curious
>Continue seeking sex and female affirmation and relationships in college
>Attempt suicide by 21 by overdosing on percocet
>By this age I've done every drug except coke, heroin, lsd, ecstasy, meth
>Flunk out and join the military
>Like about everything, and can't function but get out in 4 years with "service connected mental disabilities"
>Finish college
>Now an engineer making 6 figs
>Do a round of test and tren and get hot gf, also smart
>Immediately realized im "off" but im smart and make money so she stays with me
>I am awkward around all her friends and have none of my own and start trading crypto when I was introduced to it from the road
>Lots of fighting. Grow distant, I experiment with the 5 drugs I've never done on the weekends while maintaining my professionalism at work.
>Don't socialize with anyone at work, just say things that make them clearly uncomfortable.
>Only worked here for 15 months and was told today they're making me a supervisor even though I literally spend all my working hours looking at /biz and watching my portfolio lose value
>Realize im a literal autist probably with narcissistic personality disorder or borderline

I've also fucked at least 150 chicks at least half of them I wouldn't be seen in public with

Down 250k since January in my folio but still bagholding.

Want to KMS

What do

>> No.11200257

>>>\r9k\

>> No.11200293

>>11200257
hell NAW
> fucked more than one chick
> wagecuck
> 6 figures
> narcisstic
> finished college
> "attempted" suicide

turbo norman get the fuck out

>> No.11200436

>>11200243
"I'm starting to think I'm autistic"

>Be me

Didn't even have to read the rest of your TLDR drivel

>> No.11200442

>>11200243
>taking the time to even write this
Definitely autistic

>> No.11200505

>>11200442
>taking the time to write this AND its LARP
yep, kys OP, this time for real not in your head

>> No.11200524

if you are a "regular" on 4chan, grats, you are 100% autism.

>> No.11200542

>>11200505
It's not a larp. It's my real life. I can tell you how amazing it is to wake up with a hard on that feels like it will shoot into the sky on tren and test... How heroin feels like a million tiny orgasms all over your body and how meth is the most beautiful, powerful feeling in the entire world. I am making $2800 take home this week and have a supervisory oral board for my new job.

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11200554

Quality post anon

>> No.11200590

>>11200542
yeah awesome, until you feel nothing if you dont take those drugs. Enjoy hell

>> No.11200600

>>11200542
I need to try heroin. Been fucking around with coke, mdma, ketamine, and benzos for years I need to mix it up.

>> No.11200610

>>11200243
>by this age i have done every drug except
>lsd

There's your mistake.

>> No.11200751

>>11200243
unironically go keto, start meditating for 30min 2x a day, stick to weed and maybe lsd, cut all the other bullshit drugs out of your life.

you've got alot going for you anon. focus on the positive things in your life before you find yourself in a mental dark place you can't ever escape from. love u anon <3

>> No.11201365

>>11200243

>y-ya shoot me down
>but i won't fall
>i am t-t-titaaaaaanniiiiiiuuuuuuum

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