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>tfw got written up at work today for pissing in the bathroom sink

>> No.11151541
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>>11151523
>pissing in the bathroom sink
... (Pic related) is OP

>> No.11151558

Kek did your coworker snitch on you

>> No.11151609

>>11151558

Don't know. He probably told someone else then that person told someone else. so on and eventually my boss found out. That's usually how things work around there

>> No.11151611

>>11151523
What was wrong with the toilet?

>> No.11151630

>>11151611
You must be new here, sir

>> No.11151641

>>11151611

I have a very strong sense of smell and the toilet always smells like the worst kind of shit when you're within 2 feet of it so I just piss in the sink. It's a single stall bathroom, I just forgot to lock the door

>> No.11151654

i always start my stream in the sink then slowly arc it upwards into the mirron until I get it in my mouth. the mirror helps me aim better

>> No.11151688

>>11151641
>I'm pajeet
That's all you needed to say

>> No.11151732

>>11151541
Only NPCs don’t piss in the sink.

>> No.11151733

Did you splash a little on the faucet? If not how did you prevent various drops from splattering on it? Aren’t you worried about getting a little on your hands when you go to wash them?

>> No.11151768

I piss in the sink all the time. Saves water.

>> No.11151777
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>>11151733
If you do it correctly it’s unironically more hygienic than peeing in the toilet. You can even wash your dick afterwards.

>> No.11151795

>>11151654
Redded and basepilled
Drink your piss anons

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>>11151777
>not always washing your dick or wiping it with damp toilet paper
>literally you

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>>11151818
I wash my dick quite often. No bully pls.

>> No.11151887

>tfw shit my pants at work
>tfw continued working as if nothing happened
>tfw the qt sitting next to me didnt notice somehow

unironic here. I did go to the bathroom and wipe the excess shit off my underwear, but it was still pretty bad. my ass was covered in shit

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Am I doing this right?

>> No.11151897

>>11151654
based and piss-pilled

saves me having to drink water, I save so much money by having to drink less water thanks to this

>> No.11152877

>>11151897
Not fully piss pilled. He probably doesn't know that pee is stored in the balls.

>> No.11152981

>>11151895

Nice multitasking