Caught female coworker taking a look at my butt

[Anonymous No.11120483]

> Be me
> Almost a year ago at the office
> New girl starts in a different department
> Looks pretty
> Eventually bump into each other in the copy room
> First time we actually have a conversation longer than a greeting
> She ends up mentioning how she lives at home and doesn't intend to move out until she's married but quickly proceeds to say how she helps out (uhh why tell me)
> Not as pretty as I thought, a lot of facial make-up
> Only short greetings for a while afterwards
> A few months later has a question that she doesn't know the answer to
> Comes to me but elongates the conversation even though it's a simple answer and seems fidgety and avoids eye contact
> She doesn't do this with the other guys in the office
> She either likes me, finds me weird, or unattractive
> Recently passes behind me, I go into the copy room, she goes forward, catch her head and eyes looking at my butt even though she passed me
> Comes to ask about something she hasn't done before, my coworker is there and can help her
> Asks me and seems to want my answer even though my coworker is helping her

Alright biz anons does this coworker like me or what?

[Anonymous No.11120502]

Give her the letter A

[Anonymous No.11120506]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.11120508]

>>11120483
She probably has fapped to you, OP.

[Anonymous No.11120522]

>>11120483
Sounds like she got a job specifically to pursue a sexual harassment lawsuit and picked you as the most gullible target (also juries pay double if the offender is weird and creepy looking).

Start wearing a go-pro strapped to your chest at all times.

[Anonymous No.11120534]

>>11120502
gib me a B!

[Anonymous No.11120543]

ITS TIME FOR SEX!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11120544]

>>11120483
She is trying to manipulate you so you 'help' her doing the job.
Better avoid and keep distance.

[Anonymous No.11120547]

>>11120483
seriously though anon, play it cool. it sounds like she's headed down the track you wish. but keep being you, stick that booty out a little more or something.

[Anonymous No.11120561]

>>11120483
she wants to spend time with you, ask her out. She's to shy.

[Anonymous No.11120576]

Dating co-workers/sleeping with them is not recommended. Once you break that professional barrier, your life as a man could easily be destroyed if things go south. Tread lightly OP.

[Anonymous No.11120620]

>>11120547
Why is she checking my butt out? What would a woman get out of that?

[Anonymous No.11120642]

>>11120620
pushing your ego so you are easier to manipulate.
and before you know it you are doing all her work for free.

[Anonymous No.11120650]

>>11120620
100% this
it's such a fake thing for a woman to do

[Anonymous No.11120675]

>>11120620
If not a virgin, you don't have too much sexual experience. Your butt muscles are the ones giving thrust when you fuck her and thots want that hard fuck.

[Anonymous No.11120676]

>>11120483
See if she checks out your bulge. I constantly check out a guy's bulge if I'm into him.

[Anonymous No.11120691]

>>11120650
Virgo spotted
>>11120676
Do girls actually do this? I'm a grower not a shower so this sucks.

[Anonymous No.11120731]

>>11120620
i honestly dont know, men's butts aren't anything special-- mainly just a flat surface. but it rustles their jimmies. if you know how to catch 'em, you can easily catch women checking out bulges and butts the same way we do their tits and ass

[Anonymous No.11120745]

>>11120483
OP is gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11120782]

>>11120676
Had a senior manager do this to me. While being late at night in the office. In a small room near the open office.
Didn't know how to react, as I assume anything that a female can do to imply attraction could be bait for harassment. Also, didn't knew how to go forward even if I did reciprocate the supposed attraction, so meh.

[Anonymous No.11120837]

>>11120522
This OP, you’re absolutely fucked if you pursue this one.

[Anonymous No.11120846]

>>11120620
She obviously wants to peg you, you retard

[Anonymous No.11121065]

>>11120846
this, OP has no idea he is the object of feminist girl on guy assrape fantasies and will get it in the pooper if he pursues

[Anonymous No.11121077]

>>11120483
DONT FUCK BITCHES AT FROM DUMBASS

[Anonymous No.11121127]

Report her to HR for sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.11121180]

>>11121077
uh

[Anonymous No.11121197]

>>11120642
>>11120650
>>11120731
>>11120846
Virgins

[Anonymous No.11121205]

Report her to HR and get a fat settlement

[Anonymous No.11121208]

>>11120483
This is why /biz/fags will always be poor. Go back to /b/

[Anonymous No.11121219]

aww so cute op first female conversation

[Anonymous No.11121249]

>>11120483
Don't fish off the company dock.

[Anonymous No.11121290]

>>11120576
How can his life be destroyesbas a man? He could go live in the forest

[Anonymous No.11121362]

I dont understand how people like OP even manage to survive in the adult world, and I consider myself to be retarded still
The Lord truly works in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.11121392]

Did you forget to wipe after your 15 min "bathroom break"?

[Anonymous No.11121394]

Fuck these faggots OP, I’ve boned plenty of chicks at ththe office (two were even married). Never had an issue.
Get your dick wet and enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.11121403]

>>11121394
implying OP ever seen a vagina

[Anonymous No.11121404]

>>11121290
pajeet pls, hermit life is only for hindus

[Anonymous No.11121406]

>>11120483
Ask her out and do not engage in any flirtatious behavior at work. Thay way you can make sure she's not playing games at work. If she declines, you have your answer faggot.

[Anonymous No.11121416]

>>11121394
>taking advice for a self-admitted scumbag
You will die alone

[Anonymous No.11121426]

> Stacy, remember that weird creepy guy in data entry?
> lol yeah
> I keep asking his coworker Sarah for help but he keeps interrupting
> lol
> I ignored him for a few months, you think he would have got the hint
> teehee men are so dumb. My boyfriends big dick made me sore again
> omggg I’m so jealous
> k gotta go back to work
> I know lol we barely do anything but Steve loves us anyway lol

[Anonymous No.11121707]

>>11121392
This, she was probably just scoping some skid-marks/imagining the smell.

[Anonymous No.11122062]

>>11121362
What do you mean? I thought OP seemed immature but does it go beyond that?

[Anonymous No.11122573]

>>11120483
Go to HR immediately and file a sexual harassment complaint.

[Anonymous No.11122748]

>>11120534
GIVE ME AN I!

[Anonymous No.11122789]

>>11120522
This post cured my depression for today

[Anonymous No.11122809]

>>11120576
Don’t listen to this homo, tons of people meet their spouse at work.

[Anonymous No.11122839]

>>11120620
Women love eating ass.

[Anonymous No.11122864]

>and avoids eye contact
what kind of woman would avoid eye contact if she had interest?
OP is getting played like a fiddle obviously, she expects him to beta orbit her and help her with the work.

[Anonymous No.11122933]

>>11120620
Man, you don’t get it. The other guys in the office told her you are a faggot. They said, “That little fairy’s butthole whistles as you walk by him. It’s like he’s queefing.”

So she walked by you and checked your butt out to make sure it whistles. Now that she knows it does, she wants a faggot friend, being she’s waiting for a real man to whisk her away from mommy and daddy’s.

WAKE UP, queer.