YOU ARE GETTING OLD

[Anonymous No.11117989]

I suggest you guys get rich ASAP

What's the point of being rich if most fun things you cannot do because you are too old? (above 28)

>inb4 30 year olds claiming to be drowning in 18 year old pussy

18 year olds will cry rape if your old ass even approaches her

------WHEN YOU GO TO CLUBS YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE'S FATHER-------

[Anonymous No.11118007]

I feel bad for fat, balding, Manlet Anons (the only people this post applies to)

[Anonymous No.11118010]

>>11118007
To be clear, I mean I feel bad for Anons who have anyone one of those 3 traits. Rip.

[Anonymous No.11118048]

too bad I turned 28 in 2008 so literally never had a chance

[Anonymous No.11118069]

>>11118048
ITS TOO LATE NOW GRANDPA

forget about fucking gram models and ripping thru London in a Rari while blasting Fifi

[Anonymous No.11118140]

>>11118069
what the fuck does this mean? is OP trying to create memes?

[Anonymous No.11118147]

>18 year olds will cry rape if your old ass even approaches her

who said her? :)

[Anonymous No.11118172]

>>11117989

OP is an 18 year old jealous of watching his close girl friends fuck and date older men.

Trust me, there is nothing more easier to do than fuck an 18 year old when you are 30 and still good looking. Easiest fucking thing in the world when you're at a club and they love it.

Enjoy being a beta little bitch OP

[Anonymous No.11118184]

>>11118140
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHgHTdHuSUg

This is a flossin 23 year old who fucks Swift as a side-chick

[Anonymous No.11118198]

>>11117989
>>inb4 30 year olds claiming to be drowning in 18 year old pussy

desu im 28, my last gf was 17 when I was 25.
and there are tons of young girls that go for somewhat older dudes. I do look young though.


now dating a 26y/o. I think i'll wife her and make 4 white babies. she loves kids.

[Anonymous No.11118201]

>>11118172
this is what 99% of 30 year olds look like

they should be banned from clubs

[Anonymous No.11118210]

>tfw 25 years old but look 18

[Anonymous No.11118212]

>>11118198
>4 white babies

OY VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11118218]

>>11118210
Dude I am 34 and everybody takes me for 22. But recently I realized that roasties dig this when you tell them youre much older but looking young and fresh.

[Anonymous No.11118683]

>>11118069
>get bout cking gram dels and ping thru don in a Rari le ting Fi
I don't know what's more pathetic your dreams or your vocabulary

[Anonymous No.11118976]

The best thing about getting old is that I don't care about clubs, 18 yo pussy and your quarter life crisis.

[Anonymous No.11119001]

29 now with a 65k link stack, this is it for me, i hope i can retire before i'm 30 (birthday in august so i still have some time)

let's hope link moons by then

[Anonymous No.11119016]

>>11119001
You’ll make it.

[Anonymous No.11119024]

>18 year olds will cry rape if your old ass even approaches her
sorry you peaked in highschool but most men of value are considered more attractive at 30 than they are at 20

[Anonymous No.11119159]

wanting to get rich because of pussy..

never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.11119589]

>>11117989
>literaly one in quadrilion chances to be born
>born
>in 21th century when u can have sex using an app on your phone
>becoming a boomer having had sex only 3 times
I truly will end it if LINK doesn't make me rich in 2 years, I'll stream it frens and trips will pick method

[Anonymous No.11119632]

>>11119589
Op here. Of thats the case just off yourself. I was born into old money and i GUARANTEE you that Link will never moon. Amongst the reasons is that crypto money is a redundant tech and its only 2 real world uses were clamped down (drugs + laundering)

[Anonymous No.11119687]

But freedom is ageless, anon.

[Anonymous No.11120529]

>>11118007
jokes on you

i am all 3 of these

[Anonymous No.11120540]

Mmm roastie flap thread

[Anonymous No.11120659]

>>11119589
By converting to a follower of jesus christ and fighting to establish the 4th and eternal reich thus defeating world jewry
>>11119632
Tfw 30 and still getting mad pussy.
You just have to be a Chad.
I hit the gym 3-5 hours a day and know I'm in control.
Keep up fags

[Anonymous No.11120774]

>>11117989
>implying 30 year olds are even interested in 18 year old pussy

Damn kids.

[Anonymous No.11120829]

>>11120659
Fuck off, /pol/.

[Anonymous No.11120847]

>>11120774
I'm 26 and my 23 y/o girlfriend still manages to be annoying. Couldn't possibly imagine being older myself and dating someone even younger.

[Anonymous No.11120854]

>>11117989
>tfw you're 28 but look 20-21