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I live in an ORACLE prison. A centralized jew runs my prison. In prison, the jew tries to torment me. We can take away his nodes by investing in LINK, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my friend, Steve. He looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the heated pool vacuum because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a crypto army like dune, of core or cashies? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a jewish girl about 40-years-old. she reached for my wallet. In high school, in the library, Steve and I said stinky or linky as a way of evaluating coins. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by shitting in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a centralized jew on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Steve's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Rory Piant, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Rory, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Tom Gonser has an oddly round ass. Ari Juels at IC3 had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Vitalik Buterin and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

>> No.11087666

>>11087622
Wow you really know your shit. I appreciate the thought you put into this and hope others listen to your warning.

>> No.11087697

what happened to second base @_@

>> No.11087830

>>11087697
It's gone, Sergey ate it

>> No.11087847

Did Sergey always like big macs even as a lad?

>> No.11088462

check em. $1000 EOY

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>>11087622
This is unironicaly the best single week of Chainlink OC in about 6 months.
We're back bay-bee

>> No.11089006

>>11087697
It used oraclize but their server is down.

>> No.11089455

>>11087622
terry davis = sergey nasarov
terry dies = sergey lives

>> No.11089592

>>11087622
>Monster Energy Drink
Is Sergey a B-boomer?