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/smg/ - Stock Market General Texas anon Fri Sep 14 10:02:08 2018 No.11074136 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:03:09 2018 No.11074148 File: 137 KB, 1000x1000, 027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we just ban all cringy virgins from this site?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:04:24 2018 No.11074163 >>11074148 There'd only be like 5 people left on this site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:05:20 2018 No.11074173 First for JUSTed by chinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:06:01 2018 No.11074181 >>11074148 says the frogposter

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:07:11 2018 No.11074193 File: 1023 KB, 1035x738, DalioDistress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The crash is coming

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:07:41 2018 No.11074194 First for NIO off a cliff and it's only day 2 >>11074193 The most damning thing is Cramer being full bull

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:08:00 2018 No.11074196 Hardly have money but spend 315 on ten AMD shares. Is it a pretty good bet, you think it will go up to at least 40 or 50?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:08:09 2018 No.11074200 File: 887 KB, 1120x866, QTT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The next meme after NIO is QTT.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:09:06 2018 No.11074204

>>11074173
first for JUST'd by US debt desu

not too worried, bu i dont really feel like watching it the whole way down desu
ill check back on the close and see whether i should stay or go, or maybe double in

>>11074194
>The most damning thing is Cramer being full bull
wew
sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:09:06 2018 No.11074205 File: 103 KB, 1200x675, DX-KWWTU8AA2unz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you Reluctant you said it would be GREEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:09:14 2018 No.11074207 File: 22 KB, 346x450, 1508539647254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP SELLING

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:09:53 2018 No.11074211 >>11074193 ...in two years, he said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:10:08 2018 No.11074213 >>11074204 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnwwTZwrP4Q

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:10:27 2018 No.11074218 >>11074200 I’m holding onto NIO until next week. Hopefully it’ll go up again

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:10:32 2018 No.11074221 File: 123 KB, 567x567, baggy_chinked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074173

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:11:02 2018 No.11074229 >>11074205 I told you last night we were going to be red af today. I bought my VXX calls at open and am swimming in shekels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:11:22 2018 No.11074233 >>11074218 You realize you are supposed to Flip IPOs day 1 right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:11:54 2018 No.11074240 File: 195 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20180914-091122_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wtf is this first hour what kind of trend is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:12:00 2018 No.11074242 >couldn’t wait 30 minutes to see what the trend was Lost 1,900 on Nio this morning Never take advice from me again And never buy chink shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:12:53 2018 No.11074254 >>11074205 thats why its red always inverse rkgs bull plays >>11074213 oh that was a good bit desu i think hes right that the US markets are the best place to be at this point. at least in contrast to EMs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:13:14 2018 No.11074258 File: 254 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20180914-091217_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074240 I'm tired of carrying these bags

>>	LornBjornsen Fri Sep 14 10:13:16 2018 No.11074259 >>11074240 are you all in on AMD LOL?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:13:34 2018 No.11074263 >>11074229 Bull just sneezed is all

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:14:04 2018 No.11074269 >>11074240 >>11074258 >Wtf is this first hour what kind of trend is this? its called distribution we talked about this last time

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:14:34 2018 No.11074277 >>11074259 No >>11074258 >>11074269 Idk what that is senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:15:04 2018 No.11074282 >>11074277 better lrn2fuckingread senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:16:33 2018 No.11074292 >>11074218 holy shit youre in for a ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:17:45 2018 No.11074305 File: 184 KB, 694x648, 1536795049850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BLK

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:18:54 2018 No.11074318 File: 5 KB, 180x200, 1431580304720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmm, my delicious MSFT dividends. rubs my nipples

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:19:00 2018 No.11074320 >>11074282 Should I long all 3? I dont mind holding for a few more months I've made.profit already my selling other stocks and putting it back in into others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:19:04 2018 No.11074321 >>11074292 Well I mean you can’t say it’s totally cratered right? Hoping it goes back up to like 15 so I can sell

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:20:00 2018 No.11074330 wew big thanks to the nigger who shilled $BLK yesterday

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:23:36 2018 No.11074361 >>11074321 look at what most IPOs do senpai they mostly pump for a day or two then they dump. a LOT >>11074320 no look up what distribution is

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:25:15 2018 No.11074382 File: 82 KB, 1080x998, e5f6459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNE been on a killer run. Y'all been missing out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:28:51 2018 No.11074409 >>11074361 I did soon as you mentioned it i dont understand what I'm supposed to do about it. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/distribution-stock.asp

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:29:15 2018 No.11074415 inverted hammer on 15min CGC at pivot point get out while you can senpaitachi

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:34:53 2018 No.11074453 >>11074318 MSFT basically an ETF. buying this. >>11074382 buying this on the PS5 hype.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:37:38 2018 No.11074472 File: 261 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20180914-093630_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The little TQQQ that could it went from -120 I'm so proud of my boi NOW MAKE PAPA MONEY ALREADY YIU PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:40:30 2018 No.11074501 >bought 190 shares of AMD because I already offset some of my capital gains tax today with NIO Let’s ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:41:23 2018 No.11074507 Anyone know what happened to ALT? I bought like $500 a month and forgot about it, just checked my vanguard and it's worth $16,000

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:42:11 2018 No.11074517 File: 496 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20180914-093907_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have been visited by great markets and green weeks this will only continue though if you reply THANK YOU MR.PRESIDENT

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:42:31 2018 No.11074518 God damn it there's not going to be a big sell off today is there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:43:17 2018 No.11074527 File: 19 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:43:22 2018 No.11074528 >>11074409 jesus christ kid look what happens after distribution

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:43:50 2018 No.11074534 >>11074517 So you're saying this all time high we are experiencing is fake and gay? Impeach Drumpf!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:44:05 2018 No.11074537 >>11074518 you didn't read my shit last night i guess. we have no reason to not test new highs today

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:44:23 2018 No.11074541 >>11074518 maybe later well prolly kiss ATHs tho first

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:44:30 2018 No.11074543 >>11074517 >Shiller added >Shill based name

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:45:50 2018 No.11074551 all in netlist

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:46:29 2018 No.11074558
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I guarantee at least 2/3ds of this general is going to get wiped out when the crash happens. I know most of you are crypto refugees who got in during the last 6 months of a 14 year bull market. What's your portfolio, /smg/? Let's see who's going to be a survivor or not.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:46:53 2018 No.11074561 >>11074537 But look at the shekel flow on VXX, it says buy it pussy. This market is being irrational.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:47:45 2018 No.11074569 >>11074558 SPXL

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:48:02 2018 No.11074575 >>11074561 >filled the gap >hurricane not bad >nothing standing in the way of retesting then breaking highs get your shitty "trader" signals out of here

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:49:19 2018 No.11074589 >>11074507 reverse split, 1 share for 30 shares sell all your shit now it's a bad potato

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:50:03 2018 No.11074594

>>11074558
>implying implications

average correction recession lasts no longer than 2-3 years (thanks obama terrible president). we've already had 3 corrections since the recession. I expect nothing like 2008 recession.

Plus all I do is hold and collect divvies, I'll just keep investing as normal and lower my cost basis and get an increased divvy rate for when the market goes back up again.

only when a socialist becomes president will I pull my money out and move to some super capitalist asian country

>>	Texas anon Fri Sep 14 10:50:06 2018 No.11074596 File: 36 KB, 1200x720, D44C9959-141B-4ACF-8A96-216E8C0AA608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074558 Can’t get wiped out if you already are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:50:24 2018 No.11074599 File: 429 KB, 600x703, 1468874825366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074517 THANK YOUUUUU MR PRESIDENT

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:50:40 2018 No.11074608 File: 96 KB, 216x203, 1535774490248.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FNGU in the hand is worth 2 Fangs in the bush

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:56:00 2018 No.11074649 File: 173 KB, 1200x756, 1536914033319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074608 >>11074527

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:57:29 2018 No.11074661 >>11074599 >First comes impeachment >Then comes indictment >Then comes the biggest crash in the markets history >Bitcoin rises as the saviour of the financial world Thanks Drumpf!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:58:09 2018 No.11074670 >>11074649 absolutely based

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 10:58:16 2018 No.11074673 >>11074661 And Mrs. President Nancy Pelosi!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:58:30 2018 No.11074678 >>11074649 >implying institutional investors don't hate silver

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:58:45 2018 No.11074679 >>11074649 this is why SMG outperforms Morgan Stanley and Goldeman year after year

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:59:05 2018 No.11074683 File: 13 KB, 244x206, 1519791559009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074596 >he panic sold NIO

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:59:06 2018 No.11074686 Can AMD really drop anymore?

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:59:33 2018 No.11074689

>>11074575
the shekel flow is based
see its code

//@version=3
study("shekel flow", scale=scale.right)
nigger = input(defval=16, title='period length', minval=5, maxval=42)
fag = input(defval=2, title='gap adjust period', minval=1, maxval=10)
clo = sum(close, fag)
lo = sum(low, fag)
hi = sum(high, fag)
clov = clo / fag
lov = lo / fag
hiv = hi / fag
clow = clov - lov
hicx = hiv - clov
hlox = hiv - lov
clic = clow - hicx
mfm = clic / hlox
vol = sum(volume, fag)
volk = vol / fag
mfv = mfm * volk
mfmx = sum(mfm, nigger)
mfvx = sum(volk, nigger)
sf = mfmx / mfvx
sfx = sf * 1000
cond = sfx > 0
plot(sfx, title="shekel flow", color=(cond ? #22FD00 : #FD0000), style=histogram, linewidth=2)

is there anything that is unironically this based?
id wager no

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:59:45 2018 No.11074690 >>11074594 This guy fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:01:23 2018 No.11074711 >>11074683 You really expect it to rise again? I’m holding onto it just for the fuck of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:02:28 2018 No.11074722 >>11074673 It is then illegal to refuse dating a tranny.

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 11:03:48 2018 No.11074730 File: 1.83 MB, 294x300, 1536896329513.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074596

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 11:04:29 2018 No.11074734 >>11074722 You just have to claim to be a ?&▲ gender, and then sue for discrimination and take the Tranny for all their shekels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:04:48 2018 No.11074738 >>11074661 >cryptofags unironically believe this crypto traders should all be lynched desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:05:31 2018 No.11074751 >>11074678 Based silver shill!... desu the left section was a bit hard to do, the /smg/ way was easy and in fact there is a lot more memes that can be added

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:06:13 2018 No.11074763 >>11074711 I sold 80% of my shares and got back what I spent on it. I'm just holding my free shares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:06:13 2018 No.11074764 File: 62 KB, 1256x842, DiSIunuUEAAPvQ2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] F, EXAS keeping me up at least. May try to get a short in on FTR if it keeps the current pace. also might fall for the FNGU meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:09:48 2018 No.11074788 File: 420 KB, 394x416, fxf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074764 >fngu I dont know if you are prepared for early retirement

>>	гeluctant kneepad girl Fri Sep 14 11:14:34 2018 No.11074844 File: 153 KB, 1843x851, SPY-9-14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074205 >_> me plan was LONG @ 2905 me was implying small pullback and it happened just as expected <_<

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 11:15:52 2018 No.11074861 >>11074844 >red ID, going to lose money today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:16:51 2018 No.11074875 >>11074136 MUMMY

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:18:49 2018 No.11074891 File: 79 KB, 482x427, 1528578636141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the undervalued stock you wanted to buy more shares of rises 10% in two days How do you cope with this feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:19:22 2018 No.11074900 File: 71 KB, 750x1000, raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa-ca443f4786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074844 No excuses

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:25:15 2018 No.11074961 >>11074891 rope

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:25:44 2018 No.11074967 File: 103 KB, 495x591, blk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 500 end of month

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 11:27:32 2018 No.11074995 CMCM https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cheetah-mobile-announces-us-100-123000316.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:28:32 2018 No.11075007 US market ETF or dividend aristocrats?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:28:58 2018 No.11075012 File: 28 KB, 313x313, pup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When's QTT ready to explode? It's just sitting there xddd

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:31:11 2018 No.11075041 >>11075007 Dogs of the DOW strategy

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 11:33:28 2018 No.11075067 File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075012 ill explode in you any day QT

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:36:34 2018 No.11075099 File: 119 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180914-113606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075067 MID TEENS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:37:32 2018 No.11075110 >>11075007 High yield dividend ETF

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:39:15 2018 No.11075127 >>11074200 Fuck that chineee shit im waiting to go all in on eventbrite. Shit looks juicy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:39:46 2018 No.11075135 File: 167 KB, 569x568, OVca16q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074891 I-I won't miss buying in the next AMD dip I promise!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:41:42 2018 No.11075156 File: 646 KB, 512x481, 4L_sEWTZsbX.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did it, in NIO

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 11:42:16 2018 No.11075164 >>11075099 CMCM midteens coming

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:43:33 2018 No.11075177 File: 211 KB, 730x783, 1517508695869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BA Just imagine when the trade wars fud end...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:45:47 2018 No.11075205 >>11075164 Kys after getting AIDS from a Mexican tranny coming

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:47:25 2018 No.11075227 Wew 2 red days in a row, pls stop bear. I wanna sell my current stocks and buy new ones but they keep lowering reeee

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 11:48:35 2018 No.11075240 >>11075205 >Kys you first

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 11:49:22 2018 No.11075247 File: 207 KB, 1280x1229, 1523006868940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rising wedge on the SPY 5 minute chart, and my phones blowing up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:51:24 2018 No.11075269 >>11075247 remember to SELL bonds while youre at it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:52:31 2018 No.11075281 >>11075227 it literally hasnt even begun senpai wtf are you talkng about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:57:52 2018 No.11075363 >>11075281 Bad Stocks I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:58:23 2018 No.11075370 Will we go day 3 without a Lunch

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:00:06 2018 No.11075392 >>11075370 The storm was so bad it got lunchbro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:00:42 2018 No.11075400 File: 27 KB, 618x349, 48200183-15252968700077112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where were u for the defense stock rally of 2018-19?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:00:46 2018 No.11075401 What are some must have stocks to long for their dividends ?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:01:42 2018 No.11075409 >>11075247 HOLY SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:01:55 2018 No.11075411 woah... VIX just spiked

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:02:07 2018 No.11075414 >>11075401 Hold I mean. I wanna start compounding some stock dividends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:02:12 2018 No.11075415 >>11075401 AAPL, JNJ, T, VZ, MSFT, ITW, IP, KHC, PG, SBUX

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:03:04 2018 No.11075427 File: 60 KB, 1000x581, DY_dqGXX4AAqde7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i just finished speaking to the Spanish president...dump it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:03:21 2018 No.11075430 >>11075409 you forget to take off your trip?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:03:42 2018 No.11075434 File: 130 KB, 500x600, wojak_aaaaa_hat_hear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:03:44 2018 No.11075436 >>11075414 Confederated Dildo

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:04:06 2018 No.11075440 File: 214 KB, 500x600, 1536111156267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck this Im going to Rite aid

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:04:22 2018 No.11075449 File: 449 KB, 500x387, 1483424297634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Put all ze stocks on ze max pain, their calls and puts must end worthless

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:04:35 2018 No.11075452 >>11075434 >investing in fads

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:04:45 2018 No.11075454 File: 180 KB, 400x416, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY FUCKING RED DILDO WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:05:54 2018 No.11075474 I hate TSLA with a burning fury, this house of cards just won't blow over

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:06:51 2018 No.11075485 what's a good investment to capitalize on the Hurricane damages? Construction companies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:07:28 2018 No.11075496 File: 72 KB, 907x778, `1525702094995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF JUST HAPPENED? Did somebody just hack the stock market?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:07:44 2018 No.11075497 >>11075485 utility companies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:07:51 2018 No.11075499 >>11075485 WY...plywood company

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:08:18 2018 No.11075504 >>11075496 we got trumped. mo' tariffs, mo' problems

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:09:01 2018 No.11075519 >>11074689 Uhhh, how do I read this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:10:36 2018 No.11075537 File: 2.11 MB, 1260x669, sell_now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075496 SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:10:49 2018 No.11075540 Fuck trump, just killed the markets

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:11:50 2018 No.11075553 thank trump for the dip guys

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:14:15 2018 No.11075585 File: 195 KB, 666x411, TVIX_CEO_QOUTE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna thank Trump for this Volatility spike. My VXX calls are up 50%, easy day easy life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:14:28 2018 No.11075587 >>11075177 Heh, 20 minutes after you posted this, it and the rest of the market took one gargantuan steaming shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:14:49 2018 No.11075589 Manafort pled guilty, Trump is using tariff BS to hold markets hostage. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/83828C78-A6C3-11E8-9D48-B47769634C8E

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:18:22 2018 No.11075623 >>11075589 is this why NASDAQ just tanked 30 pts instantly

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:18:53 2018 No.11075625 >>11075623 That was priced in.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:19:10 2018 No.11075628 >when you wanna buy a deep OTM call for XLV and it goes up 100% thanks to trump before you can get in

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:20:09 2018 No.11075635 >>11075623 trump ready to go on 200 billy for china

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:23:19 2018 No.11075668 File: 259 KB, 500x457, mfw rkg capitulate bull really was bearish indicators.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11074205 >> >> >>

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:25:55 2018 No.11075689 >>11075585 i trade options on the actual index, is there any reason to trade the etf over the index? it seems like the etf's options has about half the liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:26:31 2018 No.11075698 To be fair everyone forgot this but they were supposed to happen on Monday at least we all got to have massive gains on several stocks before having to give a bit back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:27:21 2018 No.11075706 >>11075411 told you fags to SELL bonds dammit >>11075689 no youre doing it right imo long VIX plays should be done on the VIX itself, while the ETFs and lev ETFs are for shorting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:27:31 2018 No.11075708 >>11075623 shittiest retail data in six months

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:29:17 2018 No.11075734 What's a good gas company to pick up right now, Chevron after the recent dip?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:29:27 2018 No.11075738 File: 27 KB, 953x578, 1521551503819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You could have listened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:32:14 2018 No.11075765 >>11075738 nothing's happening. This is only bad if you're a day trader/cashlet who fell for Nasqek memes those people are losers and I laugh at them frankly. This has no effect on blue chip high yield dividend investors like me with loads of cash

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:32:24 2018 No.11075767 >>11075734 Royt for them 10% divies

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:32:28 2018 No.11075768 >>11075706 >SELL bonds i prefer to play the yield curve off the banks. >lev ETFs are for shorting that makes a whole shit ton of sense. thnx

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:33:14 2018 No.11075779 >>11075765 The whole market is about 25% over valued.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:33:44 2018 No.11075784
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>>11075738
never ever you won't stop me this is best time to buy you cant stop me I dont care if all of my profits today just died theyll recover by the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:34:00 2018 No.11075788 >>11075734 nah none of em just yet desu >>11075768 yea but banks have been so fucking shit at making any money this year, even WITH rate hikes. i think its better to just do leverage/options/spreads on TLT desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:34:14 2018 No.11075791 File: 535 KB, 765x754, CustomGrow420_lung.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WEED STOCKS STILL BULLISH NIGGAS takes bong hit ACHOUCOUGHCOUGHCOUCH WHEEZE

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:34:17 2018 No.11075794 >>11075779 Its undervalued, even Faang

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:34:26 2018 No.11075796 >>11075779 meme stocks in the biotechnoshit sector are overvalued.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:35:07 2018 No.11075803 >>11075767 i'll be watching this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:35:18 2018 No.11075805 >>11075768 but yea mygeneral VI play, if im waiting for a spike is calls on VIX and hedge w puts on VXX or UVXY, whichever has the best delta per dollar move rn its VXX, but once UVXY does another r/s itll be UVXY again

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:35:45 2018 No.11075814 File: 919 KB, 245x285, 6781736171317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075794 If that was the case we wouldn't be seeing shit dropping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:35:47 2018 No.11075816 File: 95 KB, 467x700, 1447341495279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075796 >meme stocks in the biotechnoshit sector are overvalued.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:36:00 2018 No.11075822 >>11075779 THANKS, JUST SHORTED EVERY STOCK WITH 100k

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:36:13 2018 No.11075825 >>11075791 they are starting to crack and much needed pullback.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:36:31 2018 No.11075826 everything crashing again? How do you ever make money in the markets in anything but top 20~ blue chips and index funds? everything else fails literally constantly

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:37:01 2018 No.11075832 File: 52 KB, 720x450, 5a738b072d0000490094379d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075825 nope, only CGC, others are doing fine

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:37:52 2018 No.11075840 >>11075826 you buy low and don't sell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:38:06 2018 No.11075842 File: 36 KB, 365x394, 1536714531417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075814 Trump is giving you a Dip to buy, dont sell me short

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:38:08 2018 No.11075844 >>11075822 Just wait another 2 hours and you'll have so many shekels you'll be able to fill a swimming pool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:38:22 2018 No.11075846 File: 19 KB, 650x366, 43e2ae1e5136f3021a2a96faba45eead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075788 not all the banks. JPM & BAC are doing it.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:38:30 2018 No.11075850 http://www.themacrotourist.com/posts/2018/08/15/contagion/ this is really dank stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:38:54 2018 No.11075857 File: 131 KB, 1540x913, Screenshot_265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] almost feel bad for all the canadian reefers buying in that green candle

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:39:42 2018 No.11075868 VXX calls up 100% since time of purchase. . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:39:59 2018 No.11075874 >>11075840 what if im wanting to buy index funds right now am I RIPped

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:40:06 2018 No.11075877 File: 147 KB, 1539x919, Screenshot_266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] same here

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:40:19 2018 No.11075880

>>11075825
im still holding my puts desu
that sector is fucked
most of it is trading w P/Es above 1000
no matter WHAT revs are coming EoM, they wont be enough for that

>>11075846
meh, theyre still WAY down compared to the money they should be making. once they clear up their charts, maybe, but it all looks a little too choppy for me desu

i like TLT because playing the overnight gaps on intl FUD is the bees knees

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:40:54 2018 No.11075889 >>11075788 you need to wait 2 years for the rates to really take effect and megacorps start refinancing their loans

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:41:21 2018 No.11075896 >>11075857 i dont fuck those retarded faggots they just handed me even more money

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:41:29 2018 No.11075898 >>11075805 i get what ur saying. is a good strategy. i tend to get skittish tho off the bitch faggot spreads on those low liquid contracts marking my paper down to market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:42:07 2018 No.11075906 File: 144 KB, 1539x931, Screenshot_267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spy hasn't even broke support what are you niggers on about

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:42:46 2018 No.11075914 >>11075868 why does it feel like you're LARPing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:43:32 2018 No.11075922 >>11075914 he doesnt actually makes trades he just says stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:43:45 2018 No.11075925 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075896 I did say almost >>11075914 probably because VIX hasn't even spiked today

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:44:10 2018 No.11075930 >>11075914 he is larping. He is wrong about everything all the time. The one time he showed his account months ago he lost everything and dissapeared and then resurfaced months later.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:44:22 2018 No.11075933 File: 122 KB, 417x515, 6DFMYVm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075906 >random imaginary lines >"support" >>11075922 All the VXX calls/puts are down for the day. Frauds need to be banned.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:45:07 2018 No.11075941

>>11075898
we playing different time frames. since the q1 shit show I've been working off a 3m time frame. rolling options up and out, averaging in my price, etc... up nicely so far, but really just positioning for the valuations to catch up to the market.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:46:07 2018 No.11075954
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>>11075930
his TLT trades are usually ok, I followed him for like 3 months and made big gains

>>11075933
random imaginary lines drawn based on shit that happened last month that somehow act as support for shit happening this month

I don't really understand why the memelines work but they do

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:46:15 2018 No.11075957 So with these tariffs is NIO guaranteed to crater and never go above 15?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:46:37 2018 No.11075961 >>11075933 I bought the VXX $28 ones for 10 cents each at open.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:46:40 2018 No.11075962
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>tfw I fell for the meme and invested almost half of my savings in AMD last year(a few thousand, I'm a student and still live with my parents)
>bag holding the whole time
>was getting desperate at the of the year and was so close to selling
>decided to just fuck it and stop monitoring it for a while
>mfw I check the current price this month

Yes I'm a retard and got lucky.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:48:14 2018 No.11075984 >>11075954 You're choosing which lines to see. There are so many potential lines drawable that it would completely fill the screen. >>11075961 But you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:48:30 2018 No.11075987 File: 121 KB, 1541x915, Screenshot_269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075954 >>11075933 case in point the memeline that called the top of AMD was drawn in aug 2016

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:48:51 2018 No.11075994 File: 43 KB, 1024x576, 1536282257175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >was up +0.8% this morning >Now down -0.18%

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:49:07 2018 No.11075996

>>11075941
> we playing different time frames. since the q1 shit show I've been working off a 3m time frame. rolling options up and out, averaging in my price, etc... up nicely so far, but really just positioning for the valuations to catch up to the market.

tfw you have no fucking clue of a word this faggot even just said. I' just here with my comfy 200k account on interactive brokers comfily making at least 1000k a week while not being a technical trading autist who never makes any money

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:49:16 2018 No.11075997 >>11075962 Get out, now.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:50:07 2018 No.11076008

>>11075984
I draw memelines from peak to peak and trough to trough, based on how extreme the peaks and troughs are.

Like I said I don't really understand them but I saw them on someone else's chart and tried them out and noticed I could use them to predict price movement pretty accurately. Been using them for over a month now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:50:20 2018 No.11076010 >>11075994 woah calm down there crazy guy

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:51:26 2018 No.11076020 >>11076008 >"predict" You should trip yourself as Palm Reader

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:51:26 2018 No.11076021 >>11075996 didn't know they started letting the poor on ib

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 12:51:52 2018 No.11076025 >>11075984 Except the part where I actually did. Haven't sold yet though. Waiting for 2:30.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:52:15 2018 No.11076031 >>11076020 whatever you say dude but it's been one of my most successful forms of TA ever

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:52:56 2018 No.11076042 >>11076031 It's very easy to prove it. Memelines are nothing compared to QA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:54:26 2018 No.11076061 File: 34 KB, 400x400, tsda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076042 >muh orderflow

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:55:35 2018 No.11076073
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>>11075768
>>11075706

So I might be a bit retarded here

How can you trade options on the VIX? VIX is an index, not an equity? What are you buying and selling if you trade options on the VIX?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:56:01 2018 No.11076085 >>11075474 Because it's not a house of cards you moron.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 12:56:06 2018 No.11076087 >>11076061 >"orderflow" No, I mean historical statistical data.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:58:07 2018 No.11076104 File: 340 KB, 1024x576, adad6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076087 just sell more strangles on 200% IV shit and you'll be fine don't try and run with the big boys if you don't understand basic analysis

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:58:12 2018 No.11076105 So I'm a new guy, just looking long term stuff to invest some money in about 3 months from now. What are the things that I should read up on? All of the Intro or just some of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:58:32 2018 No.11076111 >>11076073 is a synthetic derivative

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:59:08 2018 No.11076119 >>11076105 read literally fucking everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 12:59:14 2018 No.11076123 >>11076105 >>11076105 index funds and blue chips and forget about it for years at a time

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 13:00:12 2018 No.11076135 File: 42 KB, 472x461, TonyPepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep Selling!

>>	гeluctant kneepad girl Fri Sep 14 13:00:21 2018 No.11076137 File: 784 KB, 400x400, 1535992622744.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me really am inverse indicator ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:01:56 2018 No.11076150 >>11076137 not yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:02:28 2018 No.11076158 File: 3.57 MB, 1911x1210, rkg tired of losing money.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076137 ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:02:50 2018 No.11076160 10 shares in AMD and 10 shares in NIO Should I hold on or abandon ship

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:02:57 2018 No.11076163 File: 164 KB, 627x500, 60yx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy the SPY

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:03:04 2018 No.11076165 File: 1.68 MB, 3591x3591, 1506008238465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076104 >memelines >"big boys"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:03:48 2018 No.11076171 >>11076163 considering it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:03:51 2018 No.11076172 File: 388 KB, 417x456, 2D4fju4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALT just had a r/s, prepare to short.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 13:04:28 2018 No.11076177 File: 157 KB, 2208x1242, 1524080015370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see $289 SPY by the end of the day. Keep selling!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:04:30 2018 No.11076178 File: 85 KB, 900x900, 1486098547386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076165 >when you show your retardation so you resort to whoreposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:05:23 2018 No.11076182 should I buy some calls on MU for earnings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:05:56 2018 No.11076186 trump just decided to tariff china after the talk

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:06:02 2018 No.11076187 >>11076178 >>11076104 >>11076061 >>11075925 >"whoreposting"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:06:13 2018 No.11076189 File: 54 KB, 440x440, 1535855772763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076177

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:06:58 2018 No.11076193 >>11076119 well alright, even do the khan academy courses? >>11076123 noted

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:07:15 2018 No.11076196 >>11076187 hey hey hey dont go there

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:07:51 2018 No.11076199 File: 159 KB, 639x642, cap_this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11075452 eSports and Christmas presents for couch potatoes are gonna save this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:08:44 2018 No.11076204 >>11076182 any whiff of slow down in the guidance and it'll dump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:10:02 2018 No.11076221 File: 43 KB, 582x741, to the shadow realm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076189

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:11:01 2018 No.11076226 File: 253 KB, 1280x720, 1488516398663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076187 you seem to be implying something

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:12:25 2018 No.11076243 Good chance Elon musk steps down as ceo this weekend based on his tweets. Get your cheap puts in before close.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:13:37 2018 No.11076265 File: 78 KB, 736x981, 1485315247825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076226 Time to clean this place up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:14:51 2018 No.11076278 File: 136 KB, 500x535, misato is best.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076226

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:15:42 2018 No.11076287 >>11075997 What's your reasoning for him to bail out of AMD now and take profits aside from confirmed 200b in tariffs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:16:05 2018 No.11076291 File: 1.95 MB, 266x240, anime in the trash.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076265

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:16:36 2018 No.11076300 theres been alot of mommy OPs lately. whys that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:17:02 2018 No.11076304 is there a way to calculate compounding dividend income that shows quarterly compounding interest? Trying to see when I'll hit 50K dividends per year so I can work 2 more years to get a cash stash of 100K and then retire living off memes

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:17:10 2018 No.11076306 >>11076287 >take profits That's the point, to take profits. It's better to leave money on the table than to put money on the table trying to take it all off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:17:11 2018 No.11076305 File: 2.56 MB, 250x250, 1522698992119.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076287 because he wants to buy the dip that new crypto kiddies can cause

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:17:16 2018 No.11076307 >>11076300 texas anon makes them

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:17:37 2018 No.11076309 Is Nintendo a blue-chip stock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:17:40 2018 No.11076311 >>11076300 Taxes anon is a psychopathic, like the other namefags hes made like 20 threads in a row now

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:18:48 2018 No.11076322 >>11076306 But he's clearly going the investor route and not the trading route. He could forget about AMD today and look back next year on the same day to collect.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:18:59 2018 No.11076324 File: 23 KB, 302x187, 1484755842011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076304 pretty much any compound interest calculator >>11076291 pic related, just do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:19:05 2018 No.11076326 File: 79 KB, 981x474, nintennnndooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076309 nintendo is a bad investment.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:19:06 2018 No.11076327

>>11075898
on TLT you can make out pretty good on those big spreads
i cant remember the last time i paid more than midpoint for long contracts. you definitely need a good broker tho, no RH bullshit

>>11075996
he sounds like a good options slinger m8
dont h8, appreciate

>>11076021
KEK

>>11076073
VIX
just the actual VIX, none of this contangod bullshit ETFs
on my broker i have to type in $VIX tho
i honestly didnt know at first

i can do it on the $SPX $NDX and $RUT too but theyre a bit thick for my blood

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:21:01 2018 No.11076340 >>11076322 an investor would reallocate his portfolio considering his AMD holdings would be far above his target levels

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:21:12 2018 No.11076341 >>11076105 what do you want to do with your money? buy and hold long term or do options trading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:21:32 2018 No.11076345 Whats the daily chink meme IPO today QTT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:22:53 2018 No.11076366 File: 205 KB, 324x377, 4da.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought Trump banned Chink IPOs? Why was NIO allowed to even exist?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 13:23:26 2018 No.11076379 This is what those of us in the industry call "The Bull Trap".

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:28:16 2018 No.11076421 File: 88 KB, 829x1200, 1536536040266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076300 because texanon is based while most of the tripfags are pedos and transvestite lovers

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:28:49 2018 No.11076427 >>11076324 i must be tarded because I can't find one that's doing what I want it to do. any one of you autist want to create a program on excel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:29:51 2018 No.11076438 >>11076421 she looks like she could suck a golfball through a garden hose

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:30:08 2018 No.11076443 >>11076421 Unironically need a link to buy the lingere. Also, AAPL is going to get fucked soon. Join us on the short bus.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:30:13 2018 No.11076445

>>11076366
oh hey there
its seems youre a little confused heh
let me help you with that

you see, when you thought you buying "the TSLA of china" the other day, that wasnt quite what was happening. its outright illegal to own chinese shitstock securities over here in the states. why? because communism is for faggots, thats why. so what was ACTUALLY happening was that you were buying shares of equity from an offshore holding company who is holding the chink shitstock for you. this is traded, of course, on the OTC market where things like "laws" and "regulations" are hardly even existent, let alone enforced.

you might be asking? what was i thinking, this sounds sketchy, maybe i shouldnt buy chinese shitstocks? to which i would reply: yes, youre a faggot. a gullible one at that.

>>11076421
im ok w the milfs but that ones just a fucking pig desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:32:36 2018 No.11076465 >>11076326 Wow I didn't think the WII U did that shit

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 13:32:51 2018 No.11076468 Another ascending wedge pattern has been spotted on the SPY. Prepare, this drop is going to be harder, and longer than the last one. I might wait 'til 3pm to sell off my calls now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:33:57 2018 No.11076477 >>11076326 It doesn't helped that they haven't released a non-gimmicky system since the GameCube.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:34:04 2018 No.11076478 >>11076340 >an investor would reallocate his portfolio considering his AMD holdings would be far above his target levels That makes too much sense so he's not going to do that.

>>	Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ Fri Sep 14 13:36:35 2018 No.11076502 >>11076427 https://www.bankrate.com/calculators/savings/compound-savings-calculator-tool.aspx Does this not do the job?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:36:51 2018 No.11076503 >>11076478 No goy, listen to the perfectly organic AMD posts telling you to buy more now

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:37:14 2018 No.11076505 Anyone know why AMRS has been plummeting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:37:33 2018 No.11076511 >>11076443 >need a link to buy the lingere. why the fuck would he have that?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Sep 14 13:38:28 2018 No.11076521 >>11076505 Yes because I bought it yesterday. You're welcome!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:38:33 2018 No.11076523 First

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 13:38:34 2018 No.11076524 >>11076505 I heard a bunch of Negros were buying shares.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:38:53 2018 No.11076529 >>11076503 >telling you to buy more now You mean SELL more now. When you're trying to hustle a stock to someone, you don't tell them to buy. You tell them to SELL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:38:55 2018 No.11076530 File: 36 KB, 778x512, 4L_FJIGQ3iF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >those occasional green NIO moves

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:39:19 2018 No.11076535 File: 78 KB, 1550x857, SPY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell SPX

>>	Texas anon Fri Sep 14 13:39:24 2018 No.11076536 File: 20 KB, 320x240, B226BFC9-31DB-4D42-A6AD-F5A058BC5AEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076300 I apologize. I have a MILF fetish and I haven’t been laid in so long it’s coming out in my shitposting. I’ll try to be more creative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:39:55 2018 No.11076540 >>11076511 Patricians know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:40:32 2018 No.11076544 Somebody get a rabbit with a hammer to bamp AMD down, it just broke the bollinger condom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:40:34 2018 No.11076545 >>11076536 you know texas anon, theres a fine line bewteen MILF and GRANDMA >>11076535 Ill sell at 4000 :)

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Sep 14 13:41:11 2018 No.11076552 >>11076421 Trannys are gross, natural hermaphrodites are good

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:41:12 2018 No.11076553 I wanted in on this AMD run so I bought some CS. Is this dumb?its starting to feel dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:42:39 2018 No.11076569 >>11076553 Don't buy Credit Suisse until last week of September when they have a chance to dump all their AMD shares.

Texas anon Fri Sep 14 13:44:27 2018 No.11076583

>>11076545
I know, and I almost crossed it this morning. She had a banging body and decent face. A few wrinkles. She was sweet and I could tell she liked me. My guess was well over 50 when I think about it. No ring on her finger and was about to make a move when I noticed liver spots on her arm. I draw the line there. I just turned 360 and walked away. Nice lady though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:45:30 2018 No.11076594 >>11076583 Look I get it, my closest friend last year was a 70 year old woman I really like her, but of course shes an ugly old widow

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:48:36 2018 No.11076618 Grandma just sent me 800 dollars. What do I buy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:49:51 2018 No.11076623 >>11076618 Her a nice thank you gift

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:50:50 2018 No.11076631 So, are we going full on bear market due to these new tariffs or should I hold? Kinda wanna sell half of everythinf. Still up $300 for the week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:51:14 2018 No.11076635 >>11076618 A ticket to Texas

>>	frenchfag Fri Sep 14 13:51:21 2018 No.11076637 File: 241 KB, 1000x1102, 2A63710B_824A_4527_A4CB_290229F2EBF7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] daily reminder that there is still 1.5 years of upside before recession t. yield curve

>>	Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo Fri Sep 14 13:52:12 2018 No.11076644 >>11076618 school clothes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:53:34 2018 No.11076660 File: 79 KB, 327x306, mos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11076631 yeah we'll go into a bear market just like the last 90 tariffs why would anyone want to invest in american markets

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:56:11 2018 No.11076688 >>11076172 >Announce next stage of BARDA funding and full support of Novartis, epic short squeeze Go ahead, take the 'easy' play and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:57:30 2018 No.11076700 File: 81 KB, 2000x1728, 2000px-Rite_Aid.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every day I will remind them. Look at the institutional ownership. Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 13:57:34 2018 No.11076702 >>11076345 BASED QTT MEME MAGIC IS REAL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:00:52 2018 No.11076736 >>11076477 the wii and wiiu were just upgraded gamecubes, too. the switch went to a new arch (arm) and now its just a mobile phone with joycons. also, doesn't help nvidia fucked em over and made piracy possible

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:01:44 2018 No.11076743

why do recessions ever happen?

If we don't have some sort of stupid catalyst like the housing and mortgage issues from 2008-09, why should we have another recession ever?

Shouldn't we just be trading at reasonable PE ratios forever and just go up 10%~ annually foreveR? Why do people try to pump and dump the entire markets over a decade or more at a time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:02:28 2018 No.11076754 >>11076502 no but thanks tripfren

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 14:02:40 2018 No.11076757 >>11076743 >why do recessions ever happen? democrats

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:03:53 2018 No.11076773 >>11076743 we shouldnt 2008 and 2000 were 2 legit crashes within 10 years, which is unusual Therefore, it makes sense we will have a 1950 type bullrun now with record growth and low inflation and a booming econo0my aka, SPX 10k

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:03:59 2018 No.11076775 >>11076743 Sun rises, sun sets. Tide rolls in, tide rolls out. Cock thruts in mouth, cock thruts out.......idk man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:04:10 2018 No.11076780 >>11076743 Recession means a contraction of GDP, which stands for the overall economic transactions of a country So a recession implied a decrease in economic transactions which means people are spending less

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:04:30 2018 No.11076784 >>11076468 wrong again faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:05:12 2018 No.11076789 >>11076757 seconded

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Sep 14 14:06:26 2018 No.11076802 >>11076757 (((democrats))) Also how is your injury doing? I think you broke your foot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:06:36 2018 No.11076803 >>11076743 recessions happen because people spend less and less money revolves around the economy stock market crashes happen because fear leads to a snowball selling event due to some catalyst (a bubble poppin, etc)

>>	гeluctant kneepad girl Fri Sep 14 14:08:29 2018 No.11076825 >>11076552 me know a natural hermmy trust me, their stuff aint pretty like in your hentais

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Sep 14 14:09:20 2018 No.11076837 >>11076802 Its getting better.

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:09:55 2018 No.11076842
File: 34 KB, 588x614, 1535040942712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>chinese markets on the left
>american markets on the right

>>11076438
id let her suck up my golfball if you know what i mean

>>11076443
unironically dont have it

>>11076445
you sound like a man of bad taste

>>11076552
>its not gay if she has a dick and balls
ok comfey

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:10:12 2018 No.11076847 >>11076825 >me know a natural hermmy Yeah, yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:10:38 2018 No.11076850 >>11076505 >Anyone know why AMRS has been creating a nice entry point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:10:54 2018 No.11076856 I love Elon Musk

>>	Texas anon Fri Sep 14 14:11:15 2018 No.11076858 New >>11076830 >>11076830 >>11076830 >>11076830

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:11:51 2018 No.11076865 >>11076825 i was pretty sure hermaphrodites didn't exist in our species, just kleinfelters and other intersex weirdos, just not hermies

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Fri Sep 14 14:12:06 2018 No.11076868 >>11076858 We haven't hit sage yet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:12:53 2018 No.11076873 >>11076443 >shorting AAPL never anon i'll just buy the dip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:15:36 2018 No.11076916 >>11076868 I think texas 'anon' is having a mental breakdown

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:16:39 2018 No.11076939

>>11076803
why do we continue to have these?

Why cant the markets as a whole learn to stay closer to an equilibrium and make constant gains every year, not having huge variance due to recessions and crashes?
>>11076780
>>11076773
why doe sthe GDP contract thats dumb
Just keep making shit as we are and make constant growth, crashes are stupid and humans fault

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:21:56 2018 No.11077006 >>11076939 Markets are inefficient

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:24:06 2018 No.11077029 >>11076530 Hoping it explodes next week

>>	гeluctant kneepad girl Fri Sep 14 14:25:05 2018 No.11077042 >>11076865 true herms dont, like the kind that can impregnate themselves yea whenever the perfect human androgen is born, it will be Apollo and usher in the Apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:33:05 2018 No.11077151 Is QTT another chinese meme scam?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:36:57 2018 No.11077207 >>11077029 I don't trust them desu, sour taste from tesla still left over and I don't trust anything that china gov sponsored. NIO the new huawei

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:40:39 2018 No.11077249 >>11076842 has anybody got the source for that pic btw? could never find it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:41:01 2018 No.11077255 >>11075962 Should've bought options. I regret my past.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 14:49:50 2018 No.11077376 >>11076700 all that institutional ownership is albertson's and the take over deal evaporated. i was in for the bezos, but they'll kill it b4 they let him have it.u think they'll offer a better deal than $2/share?

Anonymous Fri Sep 14 15:48:43 2018 No.11078043

>>11076939
>Just keep making shit as we are and make constant growth
I feel like this bait. When you add a percentage each year you make an exponential curve. In order to produce a percentage more of goods we need to exponentially increase resource usage. There is a finite number of resources so growth is limited.

>someone who believes in infinite growth is ‘either a madman or an economist’

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