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>> No.11046758

eth is literally gonna be a dead project when classic launches and vitalik goes full wownerd

>> No.11046815

>>11046718

>I got third place in a HIGH SCHOOL programming competition

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF ETH this shit is going sub $3.

3rd fucking place. Where are the two guys who got 1st and 2nd place?

>> No.11046907

>>11046718
>I gave each agent a utility function and let them independently act to maximize their own objectives.
Right. So he invented capitalism.

>> No.11046913

>>11046815
>Where are the two guys who got 1st and 2nd place?
Sergey Nazarov and Steve Ellis?
They're also working in crypto, believe it or not.

>> No.11047406

>>11046913

Kek

>> No.11047745

>>11046815
couldnt agree more

>> No.11047779

>>11046718
Eth is far bigger than one guy

>> No.11047810

>>11046718

Holy fuck stop shitting on Vitalik you wankers. The ICO was $0.30.

>> No.11047816

>>11047779
Facts are irrelevant goy, sell me your ETH. Aren't those bags I loaded with cement getting heavy?

>> No.11047909

Still holding 15k ETH from 1$

>> No.11047943
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>> No.11047953

>>11047909
You had more than a million and you didn't sell?
Literally what?

>> No.11047974

>boohoo a centralized authority changed my warlock!
>friends lose money investing in the retarded DAO
>reverts blockchain
S O Y

>> No.11048008

>>11046815
It was probably a national competition. If it was literally just one school, then yeah that is shit.

>> No.11048013

>>11047953
hes not the only one who made and lsot a million.... :(

>> No.11048025

>>11047974
whats the alternative then? eos is more s o y, as is cardano. chinkcoins are the definition of s o y. there's really no other platform to choose from out there that people will ever actually use.

>> No.11048077

>>11046913

Kek

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>>11046913

>> No.11048265

>>11046913
Kek

>> No.11048277

>>11046718
At least post his quantam computing scam along with it. Unless he's managed to remove all traces of it online.

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>>11046815
3rd place wow what a brainlet

>> No.11048310

>>11046815
>2 guys
3 guys. 2 guys tied for 2nd place.

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>>11048277
vitalik couldn't scam people with quantum computer vaporware so he devised a scheme to trick normie brainlets into buying his crypto kitty ponzi scheme
now that it is all crashing down, and he can't fix any of the problems he created
he says it's worthless so he can say I told you so when he introduces his next scam to the public

>> No.11048314

>>11046718
He made ETH because blizzard nerfed his character? What kind of timeline am I stuck in?

>> No.11048328

>>11048312
holy fucking kek, is this true?

>> No.11048346

>>11048328

Doubt it. Don't you idiots see this for what it is? Everyone loves the guy when prices are high and now when they correct to only 500x ICO price everyone fuds

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>>11048328
yeah, and he's really not that smart either
everyone acts like oh pedoskelly is so smart because he's autistic and no one can understand him

>> No.11048358

>>11048346
No people hated him especially when the prices were high.

What youre seeing now is justice.

>> No.11048361

>>11048328
that one actually is. the bio is not.

>> No.11048385

>>11048328
>>11048346
https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@bitcoinerrorlog/vitalik-s-quantum-quest
read this story from a bitcoin convention in 2013

During one of the lunchtime breaks, the announcer informed the crowd that an unscheduled presentation would take place, encouraging everyone to check it out. The presentation was given by Jordan Ash, newly paired with Vitalik Buterin.

Keep in mind that this is all well before Ethereum and the Ether crowd sale that Buterin would later participate in. This is a glimpse into an alternate reality that could have been, a reality where we all used our bitcoins to pay Vitalik to dominate and kill Bitcoin!

Vitalik & Jordan stood on stage explaining a bit about how they could use some approximation of quantum computing to successfully mine on the Bitcoin network at extreme hash rates, effectively allowing them to secretly print money using their exclusive advantage. They explained that they needed more money to be able to create this quantum wonder, but assured the crowd that any investor would gain their proportionate share of the plethora of bitcoins they would later mine with their magical quantum mining machine.

They then directly solicited the crowd for investment.

>> No.11048410

@petertoddbtc @VitalikButerin Yes, he and another guy were claiming the classical computers simulating quantum would be a mining revolution.
— Jorge Timón (@timoncc) August 17, 2016

@derosetech @petertoddbtc @VitalikButerin I saw him talk on Quantum computing in 2013. Didn't know he was trying to raise capital for it.
— Danny Brewster (@BtcDanny) August 16, 2016

I remember that talk in Amsterdam very well. It was first time I was like WTF is wrong with @VitalikButerin.
— slush (@slushcz) August 17, 2016

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this is how much of a brainlet vitalik is

I asked why they would focus on using quantum computing on Bitcoin instead of any number of higher value targets they might be able to crack. I asked whether they had considered the greater ramifications of breaking SHA-256.

I'm pretty sure I left my most important question for last. I'm also pretty sure they didn't have any real answer. I asked them if they had considered that if they were to succeed, they would essentially be centralizing the network under their total control and exploiting all other users, as well as their investors. I pointed out that exclusively quantum-mining Bitcoin would more than likely result in the death of that Bitcoin fork, making the pile of coins they mine potentially worthless.

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>>11048352
Take a look at his wikipedia page. Kinda reads like that childish bio desu

>> No.11048468

>>11048430
>He also had the ability to add three-digit numbers in his head at twice the speed of his peers.

did he write this shit himself?

>> No.11048478

>>11048346
This is years old news. Sorry you didn't know before.

>> No.11048480

>>11048430
>I remember that talk in Amsterdam very well. It was first time I was like WTF is wrong with @VitalikButerin.
but not the last

>> No.11048483

>>11048468
wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
what kind of fucking dumbass thinks you can solve NP-hard in polynomial time by virtualizing a quantum computer in a classical computer. Absolutely the weakest link in my fucking field.

>> No.11048507

>>11048483
in his defense: a scammer doesn't have to believe in the scam himself.

>> No.11048720

>>11048507
unless you're jihan you don't fall for your own scam

>> No.11048779

>>11046815
I mean he did use a unique method of thinking in semanitics which is an impressive feat, especially for a mega-turbo autist since they have a hard time thinking up things and concepts for themselfs lmao, so he probably stole the idea lmao

>> No.11048813

>>11047953

Dude, 15k ETH would have been worth 22 million at it's peak, he currently has almost 3 million. If he is to be believed.

>> No.11048841

>>11048025
XLM