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PHILOSOPHER.
SOFTWARE DEVELOPER.
GLOBETROTTER.
CEO OF A COMPANY WORTH AT LEAST $32MM.
ON TOP OF THAT POLYGLOT.
Proof Sergey really has IQ higher than 200.
We know he's fluent in english and russian.
But secretly he also learned french, mandarin, swedish, hindi, hebrew, latin, thai and esperanto.
I'm in awe at the density of his brain matter, absolute genious.
Sorry losers and haters buy Chain Link now or stay poor!
SERGEY WILL LEAD US TO PROSPERITY!

>> No.11033133

>>11033040
The only languages Sergei speaks are McDonald’s and autism

>> No.11033137

>>11033133
tendies??

>> No.11033230

why would you want to fetter your mind with the chatterings of lesser species?

>> No.11033247
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>>11033133
Numerous Anons have reported that Sergey beat them at a variety of online multiplayer games ranging from Minecraft and Dota to CS and Fortnite.
One Anon said that he's a chess player ranked in 2100s and wanted to film a prank video, he set up a chess board at a New York street.
Sergey was striding down the same street and took the challenge and won in 3 moves, he didn't even stop eating tendies.
There are also rumors that AlphaGO AI was actually trained against him.
We don't understand what it's like to be Sergey, everything is so easy for him it's almost not worth doing.
Solving the Oracle Problem is his only chance for a real challenge and he's almost done.

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>> No.11033272

>>11033230
Dutch women are hot. Are they lesser?

Also, it's worth it. Being fluent in one language alone can set back the symptoms of dementia 5 years cause the new language makes you develop new pathways in your brain.

I know it can be comfy to not learn any new language of English is your mother tongue but you are really missing out. It's really fun.

>> No.11033556

>delphi posting

>> No.11033557

>>11033256
Kek

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>>11033040
>IQ >200
>Can't even figure out how to connect to wifi with an iToddler product
>Feels the need to spam link threads during meetings

>> No.11033578

>>11033256
THESE LINKIES ARE TRULY STINKY

>> No.11033584

>>11033256
Why don’t more people realize that all of these Link infographics are as ridiculous as this one?

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>>11033568
wtf is this *thing*
>tee hee i'm so excited about #crypto! tots #blockchain is the future and #chainlink will solve the oracle problem!!!

>> No.11033590

>>11033247
You were pushing it with the 2100 chess ranking but, trained AlphaGO? Really man? I'm gonna need some documentation for that or I'm calling bs.

>> No.11033594

>>11033588
Thats rutabaga

>> No.11033618

>>11033040
that's a common name and last name, that username could have already been taken

>> No.11033660

>>11033618
which one is more likely:
>some other man named Sergey Nazarov created an account on Duolingo to learn spanish as a hobby because he wants to visit Mexico one day
or
>Sergey Nazarov, leader of the smart contract revolution, created an account on Duolingo to learn every language in existence because he needed a challenge
c'mon, Occam's razor

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>>11033660
You're saying it's the second alternative, right?

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>>11033660
or
>some stinky linkie pajeet made an account for him, then went back to the registration page to create a screenshot showing that the name is already taken

>> No.11034475

>>11033040
>>11033133
>>11033137
>>11033230
>>11033247
>>11033247
>>11033256
>>11033272
>>11033556
>>11033557
>>11033568
>>11033578
>>11033584
>>11033588
>>11033590
>>11033618
>>11033660
>>11033660
>>11033745
>>11033755


Guys I have bad news...
The delphi gang are firing back up the FUD machine in an attempt to further suppress link prices. There is a new anti delphi discord group you should all join and go fuck yourselves.

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>i'm unironically shaking right now

>> No.11034500

>>11034475
link?

>> No.11034666

>>11034500
Say please

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>>11033568

>> No.11034854

>>11034815
Sergey is confirmed alive! I am surprised some Anon workin a McJob hasn't seen him yet!!!

>> No.11035238

>>11034666

pls

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>>11034666
please satan

>> No.11035315

>>11035238
>>11035307
cucks

>> No.11035353

>>11034500
>>11035238
>>11035307
/mExUR
here you go

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>>11035353
>>11035315
you're just a faggot

>> No.11035397

I unironically find many similarities between Bobby Fischer and Sergey (everything but the sexism etc..)

He will be remembered as one of the smartest genious of our time

>> No.11035400

>>11035373
Not a surprise, You should fud link wtf is the matter with You newbrothers?

>> No.11035755

>>11033040
dude, he literally invented crypto, hes Satoshi

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>>11033040
only 4chan uses link. nobody else buys it, knows about it, cares about it. its dead, captian

>> No.11035836

>>11033040
only an idiot believes they can predict a market that's random.