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Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:02:35 2018 No.11020662 [Reply] [Original]

How's the jobhunt going, /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:03:34 2018 No.11020666 We're entering fourth industrial revolution with Fully Automated Luxury Communism coming by 2030 What's the point of working? Just do crypto until then, and at that point enjoy eternal VR heaven Wagecucking in 2018 is failing at life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:51:32 2018 No.11020900 >>11020666 >implying everyone has enough money to make money in cryptos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:55:33 2018 No.11020920 File: 600 KB, 486x741, 1518219131981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11020662 self employed so just postponing getting a real job as long as I can but started to struggle to pay rent

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:59:54 2018 No.11020941
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Anyone who's in a position to hire me, I can see them getting more apprehensive the longer I talk to them. Can managers just sniff out autism no matter how well you try to adjust yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:09:53 2018 No.11020987 >>11020941 Theres no way to hide autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:12:15 2018 No.11020997 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1514121037531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] awful > You obviously have many of the skills we're looking for. That said, we're moving forward with others whose experience speaks more directly to our current needs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:15:03 2018 No.11021009 5 days with no call back or email. Please, I just want to get out of retail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:35:40 2018 No.11021121 File: 51 KB, 500x737, CUco8QMUEAA1lS0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got Denied at amazon turk can't work anywhere because of criminal background. not even postmates or uber

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:39:47 2018 No.11021145 >>11021121 >criminal background Did you kill someone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:42:18 2018 No.11021166 >>11021145 sexual harassment. gotta register has a sex offender for 10 years

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:47:46 2018 No.11021206

>>11020941
Pretend to be a tuff guy during interview. Reply to every question with YEAH
When you get hired start acting autistic. Not just your natural but extra autistic. This will make people treat you like their kid and you'll never be given big responsibilities or get scolded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:48:47 2018 No.11021215 >>11021166 Fly to south east asia

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:50:38 2018 No.11021225 >>11020662 Job? Don't want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 07:52:50 2018 No.11021238 >>11021121 >amazon turk Trust me, you're not missing much. Competing with pajeets for literal pennies. I don't know or care what kind of stories you have heard, but you certainly would not make enough on mturk to call it a "job" of any kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:21:51 2018 No.11021430 File: 503 KB, 1013x1072, 1504142414714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11020662 Been looking for a month after I got laid off. Turning into a NEET with unemployment and videogames. It sucks man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:25:12 2018 No.11021444 >>11021206 >Do you have a criminal record? >YUH

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:32:13 2018 No.11021496 >>11021444 kek

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:32:25 2018 No.11021498

Fucking all temp work, bitches don't even know I already have a fulltime job in the jobs I'm going for, 3 fucking years experience and they offer me entry jobs that I'm already more the 3 years deep in, plus I have a 1st class degree. Fuck these people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:37:51 2018 No.11021542 File: 841 KB, 1688x2556, amanda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw so many hot 20 something women are responsible for recruitment >tfw the same women who reject you on Tinder also reject your application

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 08:40:39 2018 No.11021567 >>11021542 This right here is why you diffuse/bounce your flash

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 09:27:25 2018 No.11021950 >>11020662 Terrible. I am having constant panic attacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:34:04 2018 No.11023095 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:37:05 2018 No.11023136 >>11021542 The choice of women is the mechanism that refreflects societal status assignment - and women reject you, in general, as a human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:49:38 2018 No.11023316 >>11020662 Already have one. I'm a science teacher.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:56:18 2018 No.11023388

>>11023316
Our educational system is a complete failure as it basically grooms our children to become corporate economic slaves while discouraging them to ask questions and to follow their own path.</p><p>Generally, there has been a <a href="//in5d.com/20-history-questions-they-refuse-to-answer-in-school/">“dumbing down” in our educational systems</a> because it is not in the controller’s best interests to have a large part of the society questioning why things are the way they are, nor is it in their best interests for us to come up with better solutions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:03:26 2018 No.11023485 >>11023388 Yeah I don't give a shit about any of that I just teach kids science

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:04:13 2018 No.11023495 Literally terrible, there's a simple IT analyst position going but it requires a driving license, which is something I'm working on. Can't just be a fucking desk job

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:10:21 2018 No.11023552 >>11023485 You either work for the government (you are a retarded teacher) or a big corporation :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:45:50 2018 No.11023939 >>11023552 Ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:50:36 2018 No.11023992 >>11023939 Just keep that in mind you dumb cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:51:18 2018 No.11024003 >>11023552 You're talking to an NPC

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:53:31 2018 No.11024033 >>11023992 Yes sir

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:54:37 2018 No.11024045
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>>11020662
I've applied for over 50 internships and been rejected from each one of them.
>apply for internship
>the interview goes well and I answer all their questions well
> 2 weeks later they send a rejection letter saying they've decided to go with someone with nore experience
We're all gonna make it bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:00:18 2018 No.11024122 >>11024045 what job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:03:20 2018 No.11024169 File: 151 KB, 374x363, 1502495860507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11024122 Actuary. Don't laugh please,.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:03:32 2018 No.11024173 It takes so much longer than I thought it would. I’m now getting my first responses back from the apps I sent out 4 weeks ago.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:03:55 2018 No.11024178
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>>11020662
Not good. I'm in my early 30's and still in school. I've only worked at the same shitty restaurant for the past years and I feel like because of this, I won't be able to land a part time job or even an internship.

Can anyone help me make my resume look more appealing? I've been working on it for a few days but I keep starting over from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:05:13 2018 No.11024197 File: 29 KB, 347x520, asian_men.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11024169 Actuary, it seems rike a good job

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:07:24 2018 No.11024221 >>11024173 >. I’m now getting my first responses back from the apps I sent out 4 weeks ago. what apps anon? is it a programming job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:07:46 2018 No.11024232 Fuck HR and fuck all their bullshit. I can feel my sanity slipping with each rejection. I shouldn't need 2 fucking years of experience for an entry level call center job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:25:58 2018 No.11024469 File: 168 KB, 850x1100, unspecified.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11024178

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:27:02 2018 No.11024483 File: 158 KB, 769x995, unspecified.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11024178 another one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:34:18 2018 No.11024576 >>11024483 Html and css arent programming languages retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:35:19 2018 No.11024590 >>11024576 that's not my CV, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 13:47:33 2018 No.11024729 File: 271 KB, 600x579, 1534564142428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11020662 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:13:29 2018 No.11025071 >>11021444 Honestly that is more likely to get you hired as it a felon will help fill their diversity quota.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:17:50 2018 No.11025128
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Someone please anyone hire me as a fucking chemist or biologist I don’t care if it’s wagecucking I just wanna move out of this fucking house I’m desperate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:27:59 2018 No.11025239 >>11021542 Hairy arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:28:35 2018 No.11025246 graduating this year, mech engy. when should i start applying for jobs bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:29:29 2018 No.11025255 Holy shit, I actually just got a call back for an interview tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:30:38 2018 No.11025273 >>11020666 Shoo shoo Satan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:38:46 2018 No.11025374 >>11021542 The same women that felt like they were above you because they were popular in high school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 14:41:19 2018 No.11025401 File: 40 KB, 375x360, fe8bcb193ddcf54209f4b6f7b0aa0806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11020662 but anon, Trump said that unemployment rates were low! It must be YOUR fault then! Strap yourself by the boot and go hunt!

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