BITCOIN JUST HIT 10K AND ETH JUST HIT 800

[Anonymous No.11006777]

HOLY FUCK!!! HOLY FUCK!!! HOLY FUCK!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GREEN CANDLE!!! THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!! BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO AND ON SUICIDE WATCH!!! WE MADE IT OUR LAMBOS AWAIT US!

[Anonymous No.11006807]

Okay, I only heard of Jonpi a few days ago, but hear me out. First, I see his name, and I don't think anything of it. But later, I think of Jonpi again, and, laughing to myself, I say, "Thank you based Jonpi." Suddenly, I see a 100$ bill on the ground. This really surprised me. I try it again later that day. This time, the phone rings saying my parents died in a terrible car crash, leaving me with their broken bodies and 200000$ from their life insurance policies. Nice. Now, I'm trying it with my crypto purchases. I've been buying chainlink, and after every purchase I say the magic words, "Thank you based Jonpi." The results have not been as automatic as those first two times, but I know if I repeat the words and have faith in Jonpi, he will make me richer than I could ever imagine.

Thank you based Jonpi.

[Anonymous No.11006818]

>>11006777
That's cute, but you will never see your money again.

[Anonymous No.11007135]

>>11006777
Just came here to say I'm not even gonna check the price. At least make your bullshit somewhat believable, don't be like the sellchain.link guy this morning.

[Anonymous No.11007434]

>>11006777
based time traveler post

[Anonymous No.11007996]

I had a very vivid and real dream last night. ETH rose to 3600$ in one fast green dildo and bitcoin went to 100k. Weird thing was eth was the first to rise, bitcoin came second.

[Anonymous No.11008056]

>>11007996
too bad we live in the real world where 2/3rds of the world population is in eternal wageslavedom