/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.10981878]

You’re all lazy edition

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
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Interactive Brokers
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TD Ameritade
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10977034

[Anonymous No.10981889]

>>10981878
do i need a broker to start trading

[Anonymous No.10981896]

First for the JUSTening tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10981900]

Thanks texas anon

[Anonymous No.10981908]

>>10981896

[Anonymous No.10981918]

>>10981889
Ye

[Anonymous No.10981949]

>>10981765
>don't you know game theory?

do you even chaos game-theory?
do you even worship entrophy, the cause of all that ever will be?
do you even zero-player game?
have you even built a cellular automaton Turing machine?
do you even Laplace?

[Anonymous No.10981998]

should i do it

[Anonymous No.10982020]

>>10981998
yea, its basically free money if you just do index funds

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10982022]

>>10981998
*glows in the dark*

[Anonymous No.10982337]

I have a single AAPL stock, should I bother trying to sell it with the expected dip after the new iPhone announcement or weather it through

[Anonymous No.10982403]

whats this shit about candlesticks coming to robinhood? thank jesus

also based as fuck six flags injecting that sweet capital into my veins today

[Anonymous No.10982428]

>>10982337
it's obviously going to dip after the big run up. take profit and buy back lower

[Anonymous No.10982497]

When will AVAV be a buy? Is it too late?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10982554]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10982568]

>>10982554
Is this the amazon botnet test where they film you?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10982579]

>>10982554
Amazon's giving me an interview for a senior software engineering role. Salary should easily be at least 150k if I get the job.
Probably not even going to be able to post much for at least another week.
Sorry senpai.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10982617]

>>10982568
Probably.
Shit. They probably are going to try to use my fucking camera. Shit. Shit. Shit.
I'll just unplug it and lie so that I can just look shit up on my other laptop the whole fucking time.

[Anonymous No.10982631]

buy oil
and silver

[Anonymous No.10982686]

Buy pharma

[Anonymous No.10982701]

>>10982617
it's called tape

[Anonymous No.10982744]

buying SQ and never selling.

[Anonymous No.10982777]

>>10982579

I was a dev in the legal Dept for 5 years.

Probably one of the most demanding and most comfy jobs ever.

[Anonymous No.10982801]

>>10982686
Is marijuana considered pharma related at this point? or more like commodity? or a consumer good like beer?

[Anonymous No.10982807]

>NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.10982810]

>>10982686
degenerate shit

[Anonymous No.10982833]

>>10982617
I did this test once and totally failed it. I could be wrong, but i remember them being super anal about the video camera.

[Anonymous No.10982869]

First for the FNGU fortune

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10982906]

>>10982869
>China
>tesla
Plz no you're better than this

[Anonymous No.10982909]

>>10982801
It can be all of those things, fren

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10982930]

>>10981896
Absolutely fucked

[Anonymous No.10982954]

>>10982930
NO MAN NO. Saying that it's gonna be red tomorrow is supposed to prevent the bloodbath, sort of like telling a stage actor to "break a leg".

[Anonymous No.10982982]

>>10982954
nobody told the boggs that...

[Anonymous No.10982983]

>>10981896
>>10982930
newfag here.
wat happening?

[Anonymous No.10983002]

>>10982983

[Anonymous No.10983040]

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10983067]

>>10982983
The day of reaping has come
It's O V E R

[Anonymous No.10983089]

>>10982983
Some of you guys are all right. Stay out of the stock market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10983097]

Is the emerging market shit going to hit the US market? If so, when?

[Anonymous No.10983099]

>>10983067

[Anonymous No.10983109]

>>10983067
bear trap confirmed
nothing to worry about lads, just stay patient

[Anonymous No.10983150]

>>10983089
>>10983067
>>10983002
whats the cause tho

[Anonymous No.10983163]

>>10983150
doesnt matter
/buy the dip/

[Anonymous No.10983174]

>>10981889
yes, use fidelity

[Anonymous No.10983195]

[Anonymous No.10983198]

Elon is literally holding a Samurai sword rn
bout to slice into Rogan's giant fucking head

[Anonymous No.10983201]

>>10983097
When the dollar stops getting stronger

[Anonymous No.10983205]

>>10983195

This is your market on Quantitative Tightening and rising rates

[Anonymous No.10983219]

>>10983195
>the top performers are heavier on the index
what a revelation

[Anonymous No.10983223]

>>10983205
And the sales are only ramping up

:^)

[Anonymous No.10983226]

>>10983223
>>10983205
stay mad

[Anonymous No.10983228]

Thinking of buying Nvidia WWYD

[Anonymous No.10983232]

>>10983219

>5 companies out of 500 dragging the whole market up as the rest sag down

WOW BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.10983238]

Ignore Doomsday faggots and Buy the SPY

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10983266]

>>10983238
Twenty percent drop in the next week
You heard it here first kids!

[Anonymous No.10983284]

>>10983238
>Buy my bags*

[Anonymous No.10983288]

[Anonymous No.10983302]

>>10983266
I would appreciate it if you self bogged by shorting tomorrow

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10983328]

>>10982701
I got a Mac Pro (the trashcan thing) because I have stupid money.

>>10982777
>most demanding and most comfy
Demanding and comfy? Explain this.
Also, you're very cool. I'd really appreciate it if you could answer a couple Qs:
>Why did you leave? (More money? Career progression? Better work/life balance?)
>What are you doing now?
>Any life advice? (I'm 23 -- what would you tell your 23 year old self?)
>Any advice for the interview aside from doing a fuck ton of leetcode?
You'd be a rockstar if you can answer any of those. <3

>>10982833
>I did this test once and totally failed it. I could be wrong, but i remember them being super anal about the video camera.
I failed it in college too.
I'm just going to be super anal about not even fucking owning a camera. Bite me. Kek
If they insist that I go out and buy one, I'll insist that they give me an extra week and that they reimburse me.

[Anonymous No.10983333]

>>10983284
Ha
it seems you don't about the Smarter Money Index™
The smarter investors are already invested in promising stocks such as LCI BGFV and HMNY
Step up senpain

[Anonymous No.10983378]

>>10983302
Am gonna

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10983386]

>>10983302
Not even I can stop the firestorm that starts tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.10983389]

>>10983284
where's the rest of the chart

[Anonymous No.10983392]

>>10982801

Recreational weed is not pharma but there are crossovers with rec companies entering supply deals with biopharma companies for oil extracts. The cannabis derivative biopharma sector is a little different. These outfits are doing the regular pharma route of drug R&D, clinical trials, getting FDA approval and so forth. As research and, especially clinical trials, were/are hard to conduct in the US due to cannabis being a Schedule I drug, there is a big surge of labs operating out of Canada now (because legal shortly) doing research on using cannabis derivatives in new drug formulation. Very new industry and, I think, potentially a massive one. Most medical cannabis to this point has been relegated to non-specific prescription, patient buys whatever from dispensary and self doses. No set dosage, no set product with consistent strength etc. The biopharmas want to make consistent meds with comprehensive, trial tested for specific indicators, dosage guidelines. The current loosey loosey way cannabis is prescribed means doctors are less likely to prescribe it unless specifically requested to by patients.

[Anonymous No.10983412]

>>10983386
290 tomorrow

>>10983389
>implying smart money index hasnt been debunked umpteen times

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10983452]

>>10983412
*190

[Anonymous No.10983456]

>>10983412
Comfy has experienced meme inversion. Everything he says is now closer to the truth so long as it doesn't involve options. And futures aren't looking so good, red dawn tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10983494]

>>10983392
better to have medical cannabis than that fucking shit opium all over the fucking states

[Anonymous No.10983529]

>>10983452
Futures green now
Guess you could say Bulls are in the lead

[Anonymous No.10983581]

>>10981889
>>10981918
Wait does Robin Hood count? Or do you need to use something else as well

[Anonymous No.10983615]

>>10983581
RH is all you need

[Anonymous No.10983665]

>>10983333

Quids confirm
throwing all my money at HMNY tomorrow

>>10983389
See pic, mind the log scale. Dow to 9000

[Anonymous No.10983667]

>>10983615
And money and balls of steel...

[Anonymous No.10983683]

>>10983412

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10983710]

>when you finally hit 20% return

Next stop, 30%.

[Anonymous No.10983717]

Reminder that bearfags are mentally ill and the Smart money index has nothing to do with large specs or smart money

Buy the SPY, and the triple Q's

[Anonymous No.10983718]

One more thing,

Warning: The chinchillas are playing the flute. I repeat, the chinchillas are playing the flute.

[Anonymous No.10983731]

>>10983683
>tfw too smart to be in the stock market

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10983747]

>>10983731

[Anonymous No.10983762]

A kind reminder for those who take the stock market too seriously

[Anonymous No.10983778]

>>10983718

[Anonymous No.10983782]

Guys Elon Musk just his a joint on live TV

$420 CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.10983839]

>>10983710
how long tho

[Anonymous No.10983847]

>>10983762
name one thing more important than the stock market

[Anonymous No.10983853]

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10983859]

>>10983839
since july 6th

[Anonymous No.10983867]

>>10983847
Power

[Anonymous No.10983906]

short TSLA, short APPL

[Anonymous No.10983927]

Sold all my tesla
I hate degenerates

[Anonymous No.10983933]

>>10982686
Good omen for mj stocks...

[Anonymous No.10983945]

Long Tesla

[Anonymous No.10983956]

>>10983945
Buy the dip, let the haters sell their bags

[Anonymous No.10983994]

-5% morning dip on Tesla, minimum. I could see 10%+. You are a massive fool and faggot to do drugs during an interview as ceo of a publically traded. There's no way this doesn't cause boomer money to pull out.

[Anonymous No.10984005]

>>10983994
youre forgetting this is the New timeline

[Anonymous No.10984026]

>>10984005
New paradigm, huh?

[Anonymous No.10984056]

>>10984005
$420

Funding Secured

[Anonymous No.10984060]

>>10984056
Rofl

[Anonymous No.10984195]

>>10983956
Buy THE DIP

[Anonymous No.10984539]

ASX
wut do

[Anonymous No.10984580]

>>10984539
cry

[Anonymous No.10984752]

>>10984539
Lost 3% in the last 2 days thanks to trump rocking the boat

[Anonymous No.10984788]

>>10984752
Emperor Trump is bringing jobs back into the USA so that you can work, earn money and buy the dips

9000D chess m8

[Anonymous No.10985384]

Ready to buy some uvxy on open

[Anonymous No.10985393]

>>10985384

[Anonymous No.10985437]

>>10983266
well fuck then, sounds like SPY 275P expiring 9/14 is a great deal! they'll go up 30,000%

you wouldn't mind putting in $1000 there and taking a screenshot at market open, would you? since you're so sure?

[Dividend faggot No.10985451]

>>10982631
So...AMZA and SLVO?

[Anonymous No.10985492]

Someone in here bought CHAINLINK?

[Anonymous No.10985594]

>BRK.B
>MO
>ESRX
>BASF
>RI

What do you guys think about my limited drawdown portfolio? I'm planning to keep this for a year and half from now on before recession hits, then buy ST/MT bond etf.

[Anonymous No.10985634]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-current-tech-bubble-is-a-chinese-import-2018-09-06

Its like someone made this article specifically for me.

[Anonymous No.10985686]

Will today be the 5th red day?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10985708]

Robinhood just gave me access to options.

Scared, lads. Going to do some homework on this over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.10985712]

>>10985634
I have also been calling out the chink tech bullshit
Anyone who gave their money to those fucking batards deserve to lose it all

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10985715]

>>10983994
So what if he smoked a blunt on camera. He can just bump some coke, come out on twitter and apologize for the whole thing and the stock will rebound.

[Anonymous No.10985718]

Ok
Who here hyped for the NPI data ?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10985728]

August payrolls 204K, Exp. 194K

[Anonymous No.10985733]

>>10985718
*nfp

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10985740]

why futures going down with amazing job report T_T

[Anonymous No.10985743]

>>10985728
Damn
The USA beats

>commencez ze deumpe

[Anonymous No.10985751]

>>10985740
Hourly wages grew quite a lot
Investors are expecting inflation
And thus more tightening by uncle Powell

[Anonymous No.10985754]

>>10985492
You mean these guys?
https://chainlinkinfo.org/

It looks like most of those companies are privately held. Steel tariffs might drive up prices though

[Anonymous No.10985769]

>>10985754
Perhaps a good opportunity for X calls.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10985784]

>>10985754
>>10985492

Steel tariffs will only benefit American companies. Sure the additional manufacturing costs of their chainlink fences will be passed along to the consumers, but the steel manufacturers are the ones that will see more sales. I would be reluctant to purchase anything involved in construction right now though, unless you're planning on holding for longer than a year it's like there's plenty of other stuff to be swing trading.

[Anonymous No.10985788]

>>10985769
Yeah I heard X was really capable of giving it to ya

something about the non-stop "pop pop" of stainless steel? strong signal anyway

[Anonymous No.10985803]

Tesla CFO resigned

[Anonymous No.10985821]

>>10985803
CAO

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.10985840]

>>10985803
he needs to go back

[Anonymous No.10985861]

>>10985803
>b-b-but what about muh joe rogan bump?

[Anonymous No.10985876]

Looks like we are getting pic related today

[Anonymous No.10985904]

It’s over teslafags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10985938]

>>10985876
Is that a bong on the shelf?

[Anonymous No.10985942]

>>10985938
yes

[Anonymous No.10985955]

>>10983718
Big if true

[Anonymous No.10985956]

feels good to know I can continue shorting TSLA boys

[Anonymous No.10985960]

Help bros!! When do I buy?

[Anonymous No.10985982]

>>10985960
30 is support point, so either now (if you think it'll bounce up) or wait for the next support if you think it has further to go (28.50 and then 25, if I'm reading the chart right)

disclaimer: TA doesn't work in theory, only in practice

[Anonymous No.10986005]

>>10985982
Well of course your bullshit TA is going to be right if you predict either the price going up or the price going down. And anyway what good is a "support" if the price falls right through it?

You people are more delusional than linkies

[Anonymous No.10986034]

>>10986005
full disclosure I bought calls (december expiry) at the previous support point (32) and plan to double down now and then again if it hits 28.50

[Anonymous No.10986086]

>>10983150
its just a meme, friend.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10986091]

>>10985751
investors are retards ;_;

[Anonymous No.10986125]

>>10985751
tighten it up pow pow
saggy ol' yellin had this shit runnin waaaaaaaay too fucking loose. acting like the US markets were some fragile EM that cant handle a couple basis points. we shouldve starte doing this 5 years ago and just done it more gradually.

goy chair a best chair
w jews you lose

[Anonymous No.10986135]

Kek, Elon musk smoked weed on Joe rogans podcast and now Tesla is tanking pre market. I knew going on his show was a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.10986138]

Tfw all my money tied up in AMD puts, couldn't short Tesla yesterday when I heard about Elon on Rogan.

Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.10986142]

>>10986135
also TSLA's chief financial officer resigned, which is probably bad news

[Anonymous No.10986145]

>>10986091
mostly this tbqh senpai

[Anonymous No.10986149]

>>10986142
This is probably much more significant

[Anonymous No.10986150]

>>10986142
And the chief people officer isnt returning from leave, and a VP in comms is quitting.

[Anonymous No.10986153]

>>10986142
pretty much guarantee there is some Enron style fraud accounting

[Anonymous No.10986162]

Muskrats on suicide watch, dude weed LMAO

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10986169]

Everyone is quitting TESLA. It's over.

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.10986174]

>>10986091
>>10986145
They have a lot of cash and need returns. The market is flooded with casual gamblers.

[Anonymous No.10986189]

what knives are you catching today goyim?
im looking at the chad 2000 desu

>>10986169
about fucking time

[Anonymous No.10986192]

back when I bought all those $400/$420 tesla call spreads a month ago I grabbed some $50 puts as a hedge

and man if these pay off and recover my obscene losses on the calls, hahaha

[Anonymous No.10986205]

>>10986189
BOLD

[Anonymous No.10986216]

do i sell nlst?

[Anonymous No.10986230]

TSLA 2025 bonds trading with an .83 handle. It all returns to nothing.

[Anonymous No.10986233]

>>10986205
lol
its not that bold
were getting a firesale today
i didnt go short last night, so im not going short rn
only thing left to do is catch some knives

my TSLA puts are springing back to life tho

>>10986216
thats probably what everyone else is gonna do

[Anonymous No.10986244]

>>10986189
Some WB.

[Anonymous No.10986256]

Is there a place where I can see sock marked trades?

Like you can with crypto - I just collect the api of major fiat exchanges and see the traded volumes and amount of cash - is that possible with major stock market platforms?

[Anonymous No.10986257]

>>10986230
WOAH
are they the same as these ones?
i wanna screencap tht cuz thats fucking hilarious. i was showing their junk bonds off a while ago to the cultists and they were scoffing saying that bonds doesnt real.

also
bread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99SD4KNGVLk

[Anonymous No.10986260]

$4.20 secured

[Anonymous No.10986278]

>>10986244
>up 2% already
good job senpai

>>10986260
KEK

[Anonymous No.10986299]

>>10986257
shitty fucking cover

heres some faggot playing it poorly on cello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf334nvoF4c
and some jap playing it on guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvSbk2ascpQ

[Anonymous No.10986313]

>>10986233
no dumbass, you asked what knives to buy and I said BOLD, i.e. Audentes Therapeutics is down like 6% today

[Anonymous No.10986325]

>>10986313
lol
i didnt even think of that as possibly being a ticker
well played m80

[Anonymous No.10986327]

>red day confirmed
Nice. Time to BUY.

[Anonymous No.10986338]

>>10981878
Whats /biz/ think of PLUG and RAD, im 50/50 all in

[Anonymous No.10986348]

>the TEVA crush continues
I’ve officially given back all my gains this year. Just say no to the nose.

[Anonymous No.10986355]

IN 150 shares AAPL at 223.74. Let's goooooo

[Anonymous No.10986356]

damn this is honestly fucking impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS_yNsDsbaQ
fucking japs always slay at classical guitar covers of anime theme songs

[Anonymous No.10986361]

In on SQ ready for a 5 year return of 700%. The stock looks like the next apple.

[Anonymous No.10986382]

>>10986361
I also have some SQ. That shit has absolutely mooned in the past few years.
Idk about the next apple, because they don't have all the product lines, etc. but its definitely a strong stock.
I see their machines everywhere, its a good buy anon.

[Anonymous No.10986394]

>>10986348
this reminds me of what happened to them a few years ago. they got crushed down like 6gorillion% and then all their buddies got back in and it mooned on a YUGE corporate buyback. at the expense of the poor suckers that held the whole way down/panic sold

[Anonymous No.10986399]

>>10986230
>>10986257
>9% of my account is TSLA
>worry.jpg

[Anonymous No.10986413]

Don't buy NLST at 10 cents
They're garbage. Its a pump and dump mate.
That patent lawsuit is bs.
They'll never get to .32 and avoid delisting.
-------------You are here--------
They'll never get to 1.00 and avoid a rs.
They'll never get bought by hynix and be worth 10.00 eoy.
But whatever. Let's talk about TSLA.

[Anonymous No.10986421]

>>10986413
>NLST
you're gonna be chasing that 2009 runup forever and it's never gonna come again, move on with your life

[Anonymous No.10986440]

>MNKD

[Anonymous No.10986449]

*hits a fat blunt*

[Anonymous No.10986460]

>AVGO

[Anonymous No.10986461]

>>10986399
>9% in TSLA
>99 dubs
well dont worry anon
ill sell you some puts a little before it goes to zero

[Anonymous No.10986480]

>>10986449
it has seriously only just begun
go take a look at what happened last time their bond yields blew out
were gonna see this thing gap down like FB did after ER this weekend

[Anonymous No.10986492]

>>10986413
Next week your shit is going back down to .14 if not .12 again. Right now it's just faggots jumping into the stock. The smart ones are selling their bags. And while they are partners with Samsung they only have one fucking product in the pipeline. This isn't going to be 10 dollars anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.10986494]

>>10986421
I'll ride it to the moon. You do you tho. Have a nice day would you like a cold hater-aid? Ill check back next week when its holding over $1

[Anonymous No.10986511]

TSLA is already starting to reboung. $420, funding secured

[Anonymous No.10986519]

>>10986511
the rally is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.10986528]

"Buy BUD," he said. "It's the lowest you'll ever see."

[Anonymous No.10986533]

>>10986511
i dont think you know quite what this means, the bonds blowing out like this senpai
the last one was because of a moodys credit downgrade
no such event has taken place this time (unless S&P downgraded them, i didnt notice)
this is because the company is going bankrupt in the near future

[Anonymous No.10986534]

>>10986461
>>10986480
At this point I am confident to ride it wherever it takes me. Should I actually sell it for a tax loss write-off though? I've made some short term gains this year.

[Anonymous No.10986539]

>>10986534
im sure there will be an escape rally
theres a lot of big money still trapped in this

[Anonymous No.10986544]

>>10986533
Oh I know, Musk is a complete fraud.

[Anonymous No.10986571]

Do most of you buy/sell nearly every day or every few days? Or do you buy a stock and sit on it for months/years

[Anonymous No.10986573]

ECR will go up again and not just keep falling 5% every day for no reason, r-right guys??

[Anonymous No.10986584]

>>10986511
It is a Wall Street bait

[Anonymous No.10986587]

>>10986571
Mix of both. Index funds for most, then use roth 200k for fun gambling

[Anonymous No.10986594]

>>10986534
>>10986539
just be aware this could happen a lot quicker than you think
theres literally nothing to this company, and all of wall st is either abandoning it, or suing the shit out of him for securities fraud for squeezing him.

they can file chapter 7 and start scrapping it for parts, or do a reverse IPO w spacex or some other wacky shitty idea that will probably still fuck all shareholders. or he could just continue to be arrogant and ride it till the end and ultimately get chapter eleven'D and fuck literally everyone of his shareholders out of everything (for the record, my bet is on this happening)

>>10986544
checked
whole lotta digits on this senpaitachi

[Anonymous No.10986595]

>>10986571
Many years for 90% of my holdings
10% pure memez

[Anonymous No.10986596]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10986615]

>>10986571
i buy and hold forever unless the company becomes a risk of losing half my principal.

I sold my portfolio in 2013 (like a dumbass) and travelled. Now I've only sold 1 stock, WYNN, and that was this year because of the bullshit with the CEO.

[Anonymous No.10986617]

>>10986596
IRS, go away

[Anonymous No.10986641]

>>10986596
Thank you dividends senpai, I just invested in my future.

[Anonymous No.10986668]

Why the fuck is EA skyrocketing?

[Anonymous No.10986677]

>>10986528
SAM, not BUD. jesus, have you been to a bar recently? like, any bar?

[Anonymous No.10986681]

>>10986668
Didnt it just drop hard because of Battlefield?

[Anonymous No.10986683]

>>10986594
>just wanted to ride the Muskrat Rocket to profit town
>didn't sell at 380
I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.10986685]

>>10986668
theyve been down a lot recently, last i looked
makes sense that someone decided its not gonna go way entirely (unfortunately)

[Anonymous No.10986686]

>>10986571
options, every few days
stock, hold for months (or a year for the tax break)

etfs/mutual funds: hold literally forever

[Anonymous No.10986736]

>>10986594
if they want to CH11, they need to do it soon. This won't be a prepackage and they are low on cash. The board has a fiduciary duty (lol) to bondholders/creditors, not just shareholders. If they weren't spineless, they would file. But it looks like the plan is to let Musk implode to avoid blame. Not sure it will hold up in court though.

[Anonymous No.10986741]

>>10986683
i mean a lot of us have been screeching how much of a sham his company was for a good while now, but its easy to tune it out as bearish propaganda or the blatherings of small specs who were losing their shirts from going short. especially w a meme stock like that where it would just shoot up like 80 bucks cuz of a tweet. but its not your fault necessarily. its the fault of elon frauding all of his fucking shareholders. just dont get yourself enron'D senpai. its not worth it and it seems extremely likely given the fact that the bonds are pretty much un-tradeable at this point. if it was because of another credit downgrade, this could be explained away as another credit event (which still isnt good, but not as immediate of a threat as the bonds are due 2025). but as far as i can tell its not that. and that can only mean one of a few things in TSLAs case rn, and absolutely none of them are any good.

i hope you get out ok, but at the same time i cannot fucking wait to see murdochs faggot sun lose an unreal amount of money. theres no way he can sell now w out going to fucking prison

[Anonymous No.10986769]

Didn't have TSLA before, I do now.

BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.10986777]

>>10981878
THREAD THEME

NIGGA WE MADE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhenogvNrno

[Anonymous No.10986779]

>>10986769
new bagholders made daily

[Anonymous No.10986780]

>>10986769
F

dudeweed.jpg

[Anonymous No.10986784]

>>10986736
>if they want to CH11, they need to do it soon.
thats what my first set of puts is for
>If they weren't spineless, they would file. But it looks like the plan is to let Musk implode to avoid blame. Not sure it will hold up in court though
this also seems likely. especially when were talking about a fucking murdoch-spawn
pieces of shit. all of them. i wish flaying people alive was the go-to punishment for this level of corporate fraud and stealing from all those fucking share/bondholders. i feel like if the execs at enron got flayed alive it wouldve soothed a lot of wounds back then desu. much more effective than just throwing a couple guys who didnt cover their ass under the bus, and putting em in "club fed" for a couple years.

white collar crime is grossly under-punished imo, especially in terms of the massive damage it does to such large groups of people

[Anonymous No.10986788]

>>10986571
You pretty much have to have a longer hold time horizon on U.S. markets or it's about as viable as gambling and you're almost 100% better doing anything else with your time and money. You can put a position on whenever you see it, but you should be structuring it for a hold of at least a couple days. I've heard about people having success on the shorter term in less developed markets, but those people would get annihilated if they were on U.S. markets. Short term trading is already difficult to do outright, but when you throw in taxes and commissions (and any other fees) the odds stack even further against you.

If you try to scale up to a trading size that might overcome your costs, you will almost certainly set yourself up for a liquidity event where either the bids or the offers just blink out of existence and you lose as much on a single trade short term trading as most people risk on longer time horizons. You have to be really careful because every "great trader" out there supposedly making bank is either not trading U.S. markets, offers and promotes their education and mentoring service more than their actual trading, and/or at the firm level makes the bulk of their profits through education and fees they charge against their traders. Go for longer time horizons.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10986791]

Getting fucked on my SPY calls, but my parlay on the game hit for $500 which is nice.

[Anonymous No.10986809]

>>10986788
> I've heard about people having success on the shorter term in less developed markets, but those people would get annihilated if they were on U.S. markets
ive been honestly thinking about doing this
i wanna trade some shithole countries stock market and play off exchange rates

[Anonymous No.10986811]

>TSLA dropping for the past month
but i thought the tripfags at /smg/ told me to buy, its free market since Musk says he MIIIIIIIIIIIGHT go private at $420
The tripfags told me its free money

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10986831]

>>10986791

[Anonymous No.10986836]

>>10986356
this is good

[Anonymous No.10986839]

>>10986811
as a tripfaggot who has spouted absolutely nothing but completely verifiable FUD about musk and his faggot company for the past 9 months, youre remembering it wrong

the only person who was actually retarded enough to drink the kool-aid was hi IV anon and he fucking hung himself a LOOOOOONG time ago. but he also wasnt a tripfaggot

[Anonymous No.10986841]

After HMNY wiped out redditors the first time, TSLA will wipe them out a second time. It truly is a beautiful day.

[Anonymous No.10986847]

damn, AVGO. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.10986849]

>>10986811
you realize that no one on /biz/ has ever made a profit right?

literally do the opposite of what people here tell you and you'll make a fortune.

I mean think about it man, you have people ctrl+ving stock charts and putting green lines in MS PAINT pretending they're doing technical analysis.

pic related

[Anonymous No.10986854]

>>10986831
anyone know what was said when this picture was taken?

[Anonymous No.10986857]

>>10986811
fuck
i think even comfy has bankruptcy puts on this PoS company

[Anonymous No.10986889]

>>10986854
>And then he said, "Yeah, I think Cryptocurrency has such a bright future in our financial system!"

[Anonymous No.10986904]

[Anonymous No.10986906]

>>10986849
>>10986849
You naive child you actually think your choices have any bearing on rather you make money or not.

[Anonymous No.10986909]

>>10986741
I wanted to play to the memes true. Just wanted to capitalize on that legendary swing going on a few months ago. I should have known it was over when he announced the 420 meme, but I held on.
Oh well, maybe it'll have a nice dead cat bounce before the ultimate demise.

[Holdmoar No.10986918]

>>10986849
Pic related

[Anonymous No.10986921]

OUR TURN NOW

[Anonymous No.10986927]

>>10986849
we do make profits. why just take a look

[Anonymous No.10986929]

>>10986904
Dude weed.

[Anonymous No.10986945]

>>10986847
very nice how did you hear about AVGO?

[Anonymous No.10986946]

>>10986927
>when your gainz are so large you go back in time

[Anonymous No.10986965]

>>10986904
That is a lot of money. Unfortunately you will probably get greedy, continue to hold it, and the dude weed bubble will pop and you'll lose it all in proper /biz/ fashion.

[Holdmoar No.10986983]

>>10986927
>>10986918
>>10986849
So much profit the massive load of money, 1 million quid I make that in a day loads of money

[Anonymous No.10986984]

>>10986945
Actually, I bought it after they bought CA and tanked like a shitload. Bought it at $205 and held it since then.

[Anonymous No.10986995]

>>10986904
bruh i think its time to cash out and smoke a fat blunt like musk

[Anonymous No.10987005]

>>10986440
whyyyy

[Anonymous No.10987009]

>>10986909
if what anon says >>10986736 with
>But it looks like the plan is to let Musk implode to avoid blame
then there will be no bounce.
there will be an escape rally, sure, but that could be today for all we know. and we could see this thing blowout like bear stearns where it just gaps down 80% one morning. its honestly a similar situation. the company has no money, never did, and burns it faster than any company in history. they have too shit of credit to do anything, nobody will buy their bonds. it was held up by hopes and prayers and swing traders. now all longs are trying to GTFO at the same time. just be careful senpai.

[Anonymous No.10987010]

Is this a good entry point for CRON?

[Anonymous No.10987017]

>>10986984
congrats it paid off

[Anonymous No.10987024]

>>10986921

[Anonymous No.10987027]

>>10986965
this desu
i saw this the other day when he posted it and bought puts. ive seen this episode before

[Anonymous No.10987035]

>>10987010
It's close to it's ath today.

No

[Anonymous No.10987054]

>>10986809
There are opportunities all over. It's like poker. The table you choose to sit down at plays a pretty significant role in your expectancy. It's not that people who trade U.S. markets are super human all knowing psychics. It's just that U.S. markets are rigged to Hell and back against retail traders. The most glaring example I can think of off the top of my head is just look at how the historically compassionate U.S. government imposes the pattern day trader rule. More importantly, look when it was enacted. Right around the time a lot of peasants were making boatloads of money. It's also not applied to futures for some reason.

Then you have the uptick rule. You have CFDs being banned. And it's like roaches. You see one, you have a whole lot more somewhere. Ultimately, the idea is to just regulate the average retail trader out of existence and rig the markets. When is the last time your option positions got bailed out? If you have the option to trade other markets, there will likely be bullshit, but no where near the level of malevolent and directed bullshit that you find in the U.S. markets.

[Anonymous No.10987067]

>cash
>margin
>portfolio margin
which one?

[Anonymous No.10987071]

>>10987009
Thank you for the caring advice to a fellow /biz/ment dweller. You're making my hands a bit weak anon.

[Anonymous No.10987091]

>>10987054
Oh they're (((regulated))) alright.

[Anonymous No.10987113]

TSLA is going to end green today.

[Anonymous No.10987123]

>>10987054
>It's just that U.S. markets are rigged to Hell and back against retail traders.
>If you have the option to trade other markets, there will likely be bullshit, but no where near the level of malevolent and directed bullshit that you find in the U.S. markets.
egg-fucking-zactly
third world shitholes like brazil or somewhere like that would be ideal. especially if that pro-market fag who got stabbed last night gets elected (likely imo).

all i need is a less crowded spot desu
theres just too much shit trying to kill me over here

>>10987071
hey you said its 9% right?
thats a tenth of your account, sure its a lot, and these things sometimes happen overnight, but they also sometimes take months/years. it wouldnt totally kill you, hopefully. it would fucking suck, but youd live to fight another day. im not trying to convince you into doing nothing. i just hate seeing folks on here meme themselves to death. id start selling rips imo,but you do you senpai

>>10987113
>today
key word there
look at what happened in march after their last bond yield blowout

[Anonymous No.10987125]

>>10987113
Musk's already seen enough green for the day

[Anonymous No.10987136]

>>10987071
Most of us here are boomers who genuinely want to help each other out the exception to the rule is baggie, who just likes to drag people through the mud with him for the lolz, and big5 who just is completely incapable of giving good advice.

[Anonymous No.10987137]

>>10987017
I mean, Broadcom got hammered because people saw its CA acquisition as "weird". It wasn't even bad news, and now we know the rationale behind it: it's going after CA's enterprise customers.

[Anonymous No.10987138]

>>10987054
plus if i went to brazil id get all the bunda a man could dream of.
and you have the "foreign guy factor" where every bitch wants your fucking cock cuz youre from somewhere else

[Anonymous No.10987160]

>>10987136
im 26 desu
i dont pay attention to most of the boomer/zoomer memes cuz i dont think theyre particularly funny, so i dont actually know where i fit in in regards to the /biz/raeli classification of what a boomer/zoomer is.

[LornBjornsen No.10987164]

Have you all realized how dumb the average crypto investor is?
Have you all realized it's a scam put in place by ((them)). No scam has ever been able to target the young and lazy in history as well as this one. HODL is a meme that in reality wouldn't work, but because of the FAKE bull run last year where everyone was saying HODL people think it's a valid strategy. They think it so much that they'll never sell, and have let their money drain into ((their)) hands.
People don't realize how smart the crypto scam was, it's truly genius how they manipulated it.

[Anonymous No.10987171]

>>10987123
do you know why did Soros bought tesla bonds in early march? Was he delusional?

[Anonymous No.10987174]

>>10987138
I'd get on it quick before some regulator decides to label investment in other markets by retail investors high treason and outlaws it unless you do it through a state approved, I mean, totally independent organization like one of the 4 enormous mutual funds where everyone consolidates their money. But there's no way they would collude to influence markets.

[Anonymous No.10987181]

>>10987160
>i dont pay attention to most of the boomer/zoomer memes cuz i dont think theyre particularly funny,
This pains me anon.

[Anonymous No.10987226]

>>10986904
You dropped $37K on weed in 2017? Big balls, anon!

[Anonymous No.10987229]

>>10986849
>start trading a month ago
>make ez money from free advice on /biz/
not everyone is a brain dead retard

[Anonymous No.10987247]

A repost to this great article about the chink scam tech companies:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-current-tech-bubble-is-a-chinese-import-2018-09-06

I really think the fucking chinks are due for a correction (=genocide)

[Anonymous No.10987250]

>>10987229
Put me on senpai

[Anonymous No.10987253]

>>10987174
do you know what kind of brokerage i can easily trade EMs like this while in the states?
tho ideally the main point of this is do ditch the states and move somewhere where its easier to dodge taxes/take advantage of a shittier taxcodes where its easier to set up offshore shit imo.
but no doubt, the time will come to rush over to EMs and buy em up after they crash out. its an exciting prospect to say the least

>>10987171
hes got deep pockets. and w the bonds yielding what they were (like +7% yield to maturity) and all the other hedges flipping sort on TSLA, i guess he assumed it would be really a good payout if it was all no big deal.

ive heard other hedges (not soros tho, to my knowledge) that were doing interesting things where they were holding a ton of the bonds and using the coupons to finance long OTM put options. id imagine soros has some sort of clever hedge in there, as its literally his job

[Anonymous No.10987256]

>>10987229
>$200 in one month

not gonna make it anon

[Anonymous No.10987257]

>>10981878
Just doubled my money on NLST. Jesus christ was that a longshot.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10987294]

LCI

[Anonymous No.10987296]

thank god for SQ is fixing my mistakes on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.10987305]

>>10987123
9.4% to be exact. I would only lose about $1500 if I cut my losses right now.

[Anonymous No.10987312]

does anyone know why US treasury yields spiked so much this morning?
it looks like the dollar, and long treasuries spiked as soon as the jobs report came out. im assuming that the wage growth has people anticipating more inflation and a continued tightening policy from the FED, so this was them pricing in another rate hike, no?

[Anonymous No.10987324]

>>10987164
I've always thought crypto was too good to be true. Then you start to hear about anons owing hundreds of thousands in taxes...

[Anonymous No.10987350]

>>10983328
>I got a Mac Pro (the trashcan thing) because I have stupid money.
>>most demanding and most comfy
>Demanding and comfy? Explain this.
Nice digs and everything I ever wanted/needed plus the expectation that I would Homebrew the best legal tools in the world.

The Amazon legal Dept is a dotnet shop. The company has no internal ego and is not married to any process. If you have a better idea, you are expected to create and evangelize it.

It's probably different now but when I was there Jeff was super hands on and in most of my stakeholder meetings.

Btw Amazon is a legal firm masquerading as a tech/retail/info company.


>Also, you're very cool. I'd really appreciate it if you could answer a couple Qs:
>>Why did you leave? (More money? Career progression? Better work/life balance?)

I have teenagers I want to see grow up. Wife and I want to retire when they finish HS so we moved to a more wholesome/family part of the country. Seattle is for singles.

>>What are you doing now?
I sold some products I wrote to a legal services firm and am now working for them to reposition them as SAAS in the industry.

>>Any life advice? (I'm 23 -- what would you tell your 23 year old self?)
If you're going to have kids, do it now, not when you're 30-40.

>>Any advice for the interview aside from doing a fuck ton of leetcode?

The answers will seem hard but are actually quite simple. Amazon has an internal wiki of interview questions where employees try to best each other. These are what get used.

[Anonymous No.10987357]

>>10987305
hey thats a pretty good tax write off, on the bright side lol
but im starting to think this corporate debt yield spike was due to anticipating some tightening from the FED. of course this isnt good for such a shittily financed company as TSLA as theyll never be able to get more money w out straight up dilution at the expense of stock holders. but things might not be as gloom and doom as i initially thought. the yield spike was all across the board on all debt securities. i havent seen if the TSLA bonds have recovered tho (really doubt it desu)

>>10987164
i mean youre literally preaching to the choir rn senpai

[Anonymous No.10987369]

>>10987296
>SQ and AAPL carrying my TSLA bag this morning
Feels good man.

[Texas anon No.10987381]

>>10987324
I usually laugh at the crypto kids but a couple of days ago there was a thread where they were posting their losses that depressed me.
One anon started with a few thousand and made over a million ATH. He sold but got greedy and reinvested it. As of a couple of days ago he had 130k left. The depressing part was that he found out he owed 500k in taxes. Was still holding claiming he was gonna become an hero EOY if BTC doesn’t go back to 20k.

[Anonymous No.10987385]

CRON and CGC both just painted a bull trap. Its ogre.

[Anonymous No.10987390]

>>10987113
>implying anyone wants to hold this pig over the weekend

[Anonymous No.10987394]

This thread is pretty goddamn dead today. A lot of anons must have got just'd pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.10987401]

>>10987390
I meant, i can't believe this thing is going up instead of crashing completly today.

[Anonymous No.10987410]

>>10987394
Grieving for RKG most likely

[Anonymous No.10987419]

>>10987410
Wait what happened

[Anonymous No.10987422]

>>10983328


One other thing, I did have kids at 23. We were poor, I was in my last year of college but we made it work and we were happy.

My 16 year old daughter and 15 year old son live a very cush life compared with what I lived as a result and I am 39, on track to "retire" at 45.

The only other advice I would give my 23 year old self is to be thankful for what appear to be the scariest/worst moments in life. Lou Mannheim was right. Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment man finds his character and that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

[Anonymous No.10987423]

>>10987410
If kneepad died I would be the first to know. I have an app on my phone for that.

[Anonymous No.10987430]

>>10987256
I know senpai, still learning. This is not a bad start to begin with. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.10987433]

>>10987171
He's hedging converts. He buys bonds that he can change into stocks or cash at maturity while also shorting the stock. His buyback price is guaranteed so it's very low risk. He wins big on his hedge if the price tanks. In fact, he Mari even demand cash instead of stock to purposefully bankrupt the company, win big on his hedge and make some cash of the defaulted bonds in the liquidation. It's a very good trade.

[Anonymous No.10987445]

>>10987381
Oh god I saw that thread. The poor sap owed even more than 380? Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.10987480]

scalping the russell desu

[Anonymous No.10987486]

im getting destroyed today

i cant tell if this bull is fake and gay or not

[Anonymous No.10987489]

GE is worth fuck all right now. Worth buying some?

[Anonymous No.10987495]

I’d buy this dip. We have a good thing growning :)

[Anonymous No.10987500]

>>10987294
Dude LCI just got hit with a class action lawsuit. What are you smoking to think this is a good stock to buy?

[Anonymous No.10987501]

>>10987489
Personally I wouldn't anon. The company is not what it used to be. If you do, prepare to hold til you're 80.

[Anonymous No.10987512]

>>10987500
Big5 has basically turned into the retarded guy from the movie cube. He just wanders around this thread spamming LCI.

[Texas anon No.10987524]

>>10987445
There was also one some months ago, right after the crash posting pics of the condo he bought on Miami Beach. He made a couple of million and cashed out part of it to buy that place. He was 18 and new nothing of real estate. Turns out he owed 40k in taxes on the condo each year and he was freaking out wondering what the fuck he was going to do. He posted proofs of it all too.

[Anonymous No.10987539]

>>10987486
it is
buy the bell if ya want, but otherwise get outta dey wey

[Texas anon No.10987542]

I’ll start baking another thread. Hold off lunchbro till I get it made.

[Anonymous No.10987546]

Tesla bonds now trading with an 82 handle lol

[Anonymous No.10987558]

YEAH
dumpening on IWM all of a sudden
shit tons of sell orders just came in

[Dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.10987566]

>>10987512

[Anonymous No.10987568]

>>10987524
Absolutely JUSTed by life. That makes me sad. He should have just bought a modest house.

[Anonymous No.10987572]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a pesto chicken gyro today with fresh tzatziki, pretty based. I'm up a couple percent today thankfully. Protective WEAT put was smart.

Reminder that I will be on vacation from tonight into the next Tuesday so a little over a week. I'll try to lunchpost when I can however, mobile internet is rife with fags that get IP's banned. I hope you all have a good football weekend if I don't see you later!

[Earnings Badger No.10987578]

SPY just now lol

[Texas anon No.10987582]

>>10987572
LUNCHBRO NO!!!!!!!!!

IM MADE FRESH BREAD JUST FOR YOU!!!

>>10987571
>>10987571
>>10987571
>>10987571

[Anonymous No.10987594]

>>10987582
Shit, I'll retoast

[Anonymous No.10987781]

>>10987480
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd SCALPED
i love it when a plan comes together

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10987810]

>>10987350
Damn thanks guy

[Anonymous No.10988260]

>>10987433
Hory shit, nice analysis

[Anonymous No.10988443]

>>10982020
This but in a dip.
Some things you buy the ass of the wedge.
Indices are not one of those things.

[Anonymous No.10988660]

>>10986788
Thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.10989582]

>>10987500
That retarded one all companies get hit with?