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10973757 No.10973757 [Reply] [Original]

How can we prevent the future Bitcoin movie, which will be based on us, from being s o yboy tier like the past films released in 2013-2018?

>> No.10974041

You can't, once it happens the left will pretend they were on it all along and do movies portraying satoshi as a wimmen of color fighting against le spooky nazis

>> No.10974076

>>10974041


>NIGHT - RAINY - INT
>i can't believe... i think i finally found it
>CLOSE-UP
>yes, yes... that's it! we are free comrades... Finally free

>> No.10974896

This is something that has always blown my mind about 4chan. It’s only a matter of time before this site gets talked about in history classes uniroincally.

>> No.10974918

just make sure they interview me; the token Alpha-male Chad of /biz/ and I'll put this whole board into a different light

>> No.10974941

>>10974041
yeh they jump on every bandwagon

>> No.10974967

>>10974076
>"I know who to call"
>short haired attractive young woman is writing code on an iPad while she leg presses 30 plates
>"I need your help. You're the Best"
>"no way I told you hacking bores me now"

>> No.10975062

>>10973757
We make a /biz/ movie portraying bitcoin investors as a bunch of broke edgelord geniuses who gave everything up for their vision of crypto. The main characters should have really fucked up lives where the only solace they find is on a Japanese image board's business and finance section with other people like them. It's the only way our story can be told

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>>10975062
But anon... I actually had a good childhood. Sure I had no social life and still dont but I wouldn't say I had fucked up parents or was molested or whatever. I just like to be alone.

>> No.10975333

>>10973757
Call it 'Brap Conspiracy'. Animate it.

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>>10973757
Start writing the script now.

I don't think there's enough of a real story yet besides some lucky nerds making a lot of money. Nothing "Meme of Redditstreet" tier, as much as the cryptotwitter faggots try to pretend. Maybe next bullrun we'll get our swansong.