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honey i am home edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10950681

>> No.10954445

Nth for longing

After trap dick

>> No.10954451
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more hypno-gifs !

>>10954368
these thing am really neat
they come in context of momentum trading
the philosophy am there NO SUCH THING AS MOMENTUM !!! using laplace as exam ple
>>10954376
g-grats on not having movie out O.O

>> No.10954458

alright fags I have about 60k to invest
what should I buy tomorrow?

>> No.10954477
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>>10953985
very nice

but sorry to say AMD will be 40 within the year

t. someone who bought it at $5 a share (after ignoring it when it was $3)

>>10954376
watch a equalizer on media player while listening to music on LSD, it will change your life
bonus points if its old baroque instremental music
or Tool/ A Perfect Circle

or look up art by Alex Grey

>>10954440
yea ive tried making chart indicators using laplace, but it always ends up being an absolute mess, or i fall into an existential hole trying to find a good time period to study (1 day, 1 minute, 1 hour, one year, one decade?)

its torture, idk how to write a good pineview script that incorporates the S-plane

>> No.10954479

>>10954458
all in AMD

>> No.10954514

what kind of stuff do you guys do to make money on the internet outside of your normal jobs, if you have one? I got spare time I want to spend making more money at home but Im not sure what isnt a scam

>> No.10954539

why do futures traders trade contracts that they never accept delivery of??? why are these contracts out there if they arent used fo shit???

>> No.10954540

>>10954514
Bangin ur mum

>> No.10954545

>>10954477
i normally listen to weird world music, cuz it makes me feel like im somewhere else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qUOammjYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KseuYtG2lH0

or satie, cuz i think hes easily one of the best composers that ever lived. his music, phrasing, and weird ass harmonies/key changes twist your mind even when sober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPz4WElbtZI

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>>10954451
mmmm based sorting algo's

how do you feel about chaos theory? (and game theory in general?)

classic example: double pendulum motion

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>>10954458
all in BUD

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>>10954571

>> No.10954585
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they really should start math classes with game theory, not leaving it until college electives

its so much more interesting

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who is this?

>> No.10954596

>>10954585
https://www.maa.org/external_archive/devlin/LockhartsLament.pdf

>> No.10954614

>>10954548
not know what any of those are >.<
me pretty sure however am views of gaming are above any master though

>> No.10954617

>>10954590
Squishy

>> No.10954667

>>10954477
also partial to sun city girls as they unironically sound like a heavy dose of LSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCoiNOQ8SYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9wfRgfMQE

then theres faust and all the krautrockers. similar feel desu. these guys didnt know the concept of moderation w psychs. and to good effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdZgcR6YYZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1NhRbNJ_Y&list=PLOAPJm_E2dz2BLKuJpCdSAafx8B1KuwAe&index=4

always like throbbing gristle and psychic TV when im messed up too. they were no slackers either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZob7hBFbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfEtWMD91is

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>>10954451
for my insane waifu who likes fourier analysis

i sincerely hope you never have to do these by hand

>>10954614
chaos theory: small almost imperceptible changes to initial conditions cause dramatic differences in finishing conditions

a pendulum with a hinge is the easiest example

try tracking 3 bodies in orbit with one another (via gravity), with 18+ variables (position cordinates, velocity, acceleration, impulse and momentems ectera) and you will begin to understand the how insane the world is

>> No.10954705

>Monster is the official sip of the Comfy podcast
BUY BUY BUY MNST WILL MOON

>> No.10954709

>>10954705
What podcast? Comfy hasn't made a podcast in forever.

>> No.10954750

I have friends and free time sometime. I'm going to make my own podcast and make it mostly about cooking.

>> No.10954769

>>10954680
Omg can you do fourier analysis? Me read digital signal analysis because want for start making indicators with ff but will take me year for learn this stuff ;_;

>> No.10954775
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10954775

Buy RAD

>> No.10954777

>>10954709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMYBle3Dns

>> No.10954779

>>10954775
Why?

>> No.10954782
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10954782

need some recommendations for all-in YOLO options tomorrow.

going to liquidate my entire portfolio and consider your suggestions to go ALL IN

>> No.10954787

Buy Ford do something your parents can be proud of

>> No.10954790
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>>10954782
KHC

>> No.10954796

>>10954777
nice!

>> No.10954801

>>10954790
im the guy with the $82 average remember

going to sell it to get something else

>> No.10954809

Is buying VIX long term good to hedge against volatility? What are other ways to do so?

>> No.10954816

Winner on CRON, ACBFF, and AMD today. Today was a good day.

>> No.10954820
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>>10954779
ER is on the 27th. Over 50% institutional ownership. Get in now for the speculation swing trade. Sell before or on the 27th. Trust me, I'm from the internet.

>> No.10954828

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.10954832

>>10954777
OMFG I need to hear big5's critique on this. I'm sure he is going to sperg out all over comfy. Here is my critique,
>Shows his face
-1
>Has the appropriate boomer beverage
+1
>Looks exactly as I imagined he would
-1
>Whining about the fact he sucks at trading
We've been telling him this for a long time
-1
Overall, needs fucking work comfy.

>> No.10954839

>>10954820
Might as well gamble a little at that price

>> No.10954846
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>>10954801
In that case
BLK

>> No.10954848

>>10954479
do not buy amd. they are going to have a #metoo movement in that company I promise you.

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>>10954614
>not know what any of those are >.<
>me pretty sure however am views of gaming are above any master though

a problem posed by a swedish king in the 1800's, said to be the official birth of the study of Chaos Theory, if three bodies (sun, moon, & earth) are in orbit, is their orbit stable? Henri Poincaré proved it was impossible to know if the orbitals were stable or unstable without knowing initial conditions (and since we have no telescope pics of the solar system before our sun was made, we cannot know :[ )
the proof henri made is still being studied and improved to this very day (because its hard to prove that something cannot be proved, mathematically, unless it can be proven, lol try making sense of that)

>> No.10954868

>>10954777
checked

damn comfy went out and showed his face

>> No.10954892

>>10954479
Buy Hugh seel low

>> No.10954898
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>>10954846
ok

pls give ran-sama the 30sec dd on the $BLK

calls or puts? long or short-term?

>> No.10954910
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-04/massive-tesla-expose-reveals-chaos-workers-while-musk-does-whatever-he-wants

>One person even stated that the men’s bathroom was once so busy that an employee put toilet paper down and "shit on the ground."

>"There's a big cult-like following for Elon. No company have I worked for, in our quarterly meetings, do you clap when a CEO walks into the podium. So that's just something that people do at Tesla."

that was pretty funny article i must say

>> No.10954913

>>10954832
>Bad trader
ACTKTUALLY I'm holding SPY so I'm a Golden bull trader

>> No.10954928

Shill me stonks that will moon tomorrow please. I've already got 40k on weed and docu

>> No.10954937
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>>10954769
yea, its not too hard to do as far as learning, you just need to understand integrals, and have a few Laplace tables handy (pic related) along with a calculator with trig functions on it to number crunch

shit takes hours, even days or weeks, to calculate by hand though, its a giant pain in the ass, considering a computer program can do the same thing in a couple minutes
and one mistake from human error means that you just wasted hours of your life on those stupid problems

>>10954809
VIX options are better hedges, no one actually buys those stocks, they just place options bets around the price

>>10954913
>not selling at open when its a red day, or buying at open when its a green day
never going to make it

>> No.10954939

>>10954820
rite aide is fucked, mostly allowing clerks to become managers, and allow their prime commission which is drugs, flow outward into communities. Honestly it's just got so many poorly managed stores that can't cover their overhead and lose money to shrinkage from not only the clerks but even courrupt pharmacist bros who don't give a fuck and are dope heads them selves.

>> No.10954947

>>10954913
SPY options comfy, still a degenerate gambler.

>> No.10954948

>>10954939
a drop out from highschool all of a sudden gets power over people who studied for years, and when shit like that happens run the fuck away! fast!

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>>10954898
uhhh so basically it outperformed every other bank since 2008 and out performed them during the 2015 crunch. but not this year for some reason?
so, it should verge back in on september rate rumors
also dividends on thursday

>> No.10954963

Target or walmart /biz/?

I say Target because the stores comfier

>> No.10954976

>>10954963
WMT don't be stupid.

>> No.10954982

need some relatively safe high yield dividend stocks to up my portfolio yield.

any good ones you guys like?

>inb4 T

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>>10954939
Read my post. I'm not advocating investing in RAD. I'm simply throwing out a swing trade idea. Don't put real amounts of money into it. Also, I've made pretty good money doing the exact opposite of whatever you say, baggie.

>> No.10955008

>>10954992
Sell before the ER. Should be an easy 2-5%

>> No.10955009

buy rite-aid and nike, stealing from the rich to give to your second babies mama's grandma makes sense for you, but those drugs honestly cost like 40 grand a year, mostly covered by other socialist programs like medicare and some people just need to die.

I'm tired of poorly run business's individuals should like look, how many rite aid pharmacies have been robbed for drugs. Most insurance providers will not go as far as to cover the shrinkage and theft from their stores because of how poorly the company is run.

I hope you all make it, but trading for pennies but man, why not buy something in a better place.

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>>10954939
just wait for the day AMZN buys one of the pharmacy companies
the company getting bought out by Amazon will moon, while the rest of the pharmacy market will be -5% for the day

just look at grocery companies when they bought out whole foods

its better to just buy Amazon instead, considering the pharmacy stocks are about to be kill

>> No.10955019

>>10955009
I love Rite aid

>> No.10955022

do investopedia courses work?

>> No.10955023

>>10954992
im a more of a fundamental investor/trader, and that wasn't directed at you I apologize... Shit i've bought and sold RAD with you.

>> No.10955034

>>10955008
This guy gets it.

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>>10954590

>> No.10955045

>>10955019
Rite-aid is like water. Everybody who's gone near it died.

>> No.10955063

>>10954963

It's a wash, Target is white people Walmart but they're a lot better at shopping online. Wallys will probably be around longer though.

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>>10955045
Whatch me. I'm about to walk on this shit.

>> No.10955078

>>10955009
The longer your rants, the more sober you tend to be

>> No.10955081

>>10954951
we should really invest in food. I'm talking about pork and cattle. Chicken and stuff like live animal food. Honestly, not trading the companies but im saying actual futures.

>> No.10955093

>>10955075

honestly 1.45 is a great sell price, and 1.20 is a buy price. trade shit for shit.

>> No.10955101
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>>10955045
its like trying to nail jelly to a wall

>> No.10955113

I have a great story. I forgot how it goes, so make the most of what ever it was I just wrote.

>> No.10955121
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I bought some Nike shorts last week. How do they make money for me? Am I doing something wrong?

>> No.10955153

>>10955121
You forgot to get a pair of complementary Nike kneepads so you could suck dicks in maximum style.

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>>10955081
lean hogs wont pay my dividends
I want my dividends.

>> No.10955161

>>10955121
Make a video of you burning it on youtube then share it with boomers on facebook.

>> No.10955175

My true passion is cooking... While kids my age were watching dragonball z and shit I was watching Iron Chef. I bet I cook better than the majority of this thread. To be quite honest and shit. I learned everything there is to make a savory sauce, and everything there is to know about saute and how different vegetables cook and how juices run together to make fucking master pieces. Two things I never understood were bakers and pastries, deserts sweets, but I will create a place, were people are able to create things I never learned how to do.

>> No.10955184

>>10955175
>My true passion is cooking
Yeah, cooking meth

>> No.10955196

>>10954585
The only math class that is even valuable is statistics unless you are going into engineering.

>> No.10955206

>>10955184
kekd

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Does HMNY have any chance of recovery? I threw $100 at it today for the lulz. Wondering if there is any hope. Seems like they could make decent revenue from ads alone. Thoughts?

>> No.10955267

>>10955175
>FUIKI SAN
>YES
you could've done both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lijZac6DoRU

>> No.10955293
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>>10954982
GCI
UNIT
GME
HCLP
AQN
JE
TRST
GMLP
CBL
BPT
SDR
SDT
PER

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>>10955196
>unless you are going into engineering.
yay! that means im doing it right

statistics is severely undervalued in school though

t. Mechanical engineering undergrad

>> No.10955300

>>10954832
>deep regret
I deleted the video, I was autistic and didn't think it would make it to the thread. Oops, luckily only one terrible screencap emerged

>> No.10955311
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>>10955300
you look handsome
girl should have paid you to bend her over and smack her

>> No.10955346

When is the big one going to hit? Please let me know in advance so I can pull my money out of the market, thanks.

>> No.10955348

>>10955300
>yfw i downloaded the video

>> No.10955364

>>10955300
fucking pussy

>> No.10955386
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>>10955293
>unit

>> No.10955389

>>10955300
there wasnt anything about lunch in the video
where was the lunch?

>> No.10955398

God dammit I missed comfy revealing his face?!?!? Was he fat?

>> No.10955405

>>10955398
Lol he looks like a giant baby
I want to pinch his cheeks

>> No.10955409

>>10955311
T-thanks anon
>>10955348
No one would be autistic enough to download that video
>>10955389
The white monster was my lunch, it was delicious

>> No.10955428

>>10955405
>ywn pinch comfy on the cheeks and call him a good boy

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>>10955293
all of my wat
>UNIT P/E

>> No.10955441

>>10955175
cringey as fuck

>> No.10955447

>>10955409
>implying I am not the Phamilliron of /biz/
>implying you aren't my UTV

>> No.10955448

>>10955405
>>10955428
Plz no +_+

>> No.10955462

>>10955364
Kek, I was waiting for your commentary.

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>>10955434
thats high

>>10955441
the cringe contained on this general is extreme

>> No.10955498

>>10955448
Is this the end for Lunch with Comfy?

>> No.10955517

>>10955293
>per
18% dividend

shit nigga if I hold for 1 year i get my principal back

>> No.10955531

>>10955175
I bet you anything I’m ten times the chef you are baggie. Can you name the five mother sauces without googling them?

>> No.10955541

Where my all in DOCU 9/21 $70 call niggas at

>> No.10955543

>>10955531
there's only one mother sauce and its the one that comes out my dick and onto your mother's face

>> No.10955551

>bagholder extraordinaire wants a cooking show
>comfy has a show where he cooks lunch, and stuffs his Big face

Idea?

>> No.10955558

anyone been riding cvm wave

>> No.10955575

>>10955551
Kek! Bagholder stuffs my face with his big cock?
>>10955498
No! We'll just do it with landscape shots of cozy places instead

>> No.10955584

>>10955543
$ R E K T
R
E
K
T

>> No.10955586

BUY SNAP PUTS

>> No.10955593

Some months ago Baggy posted a recipe for a cajun mix that a couple of anons seemed to enjoy. Maybe he ain’t larping.

>> No.10955596

>>10955543
Ba$sed and redpilled

>> No.10955606
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>>10955593
So baggie can make chex mix, awesome.

>> No.10955617

Just ordered more Qualcomm shares

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>>10955551
>music start
>live audience clapping
>camera zooms over the crowd and focuses on the set
>looks like the kitchen in a home
>door flies open
>Comfy and Baggy walk through at the same time
>get stuck
>fake smiles as comfy steps back and lets baggy through
>both wave at the audience
>blowing kisses
>the whole show is baggy cooking something and feeding it to comfy
>the whole time comfy eats, sips monster, and complains about no gf
>final segment they both sit there and take questions from the audience
>music starts
>they hold hands and walk through the crowd
I’d watch it desu

>> No.10955674

>>10955196
Tfw get option to get a free masters in stats with like 2 extra classes on the side of my phd.

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>>10955663
screen capped because this is beautiful

>> No.10955689

>>10955617
I sold some QCOM today for profit. Maybe you're the one who bought the hot potato.

>> No.10955699

>>10955678
>>10955663
>cringe af

>> No.10955706

>>10955699
Based and redpilled

>> No.10955715

>>10955699
Yea but you’d still watch it.

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>>10955699
>>10955689
>>10955678
>>10955663
tripfag holocaust when?

>> No.10955743

>>10955717
s00ner than you think

>> No.10955758

>>10955462
he looks like a overgrown child that has never worked a hard day in his life.. then he wonders why he sucks at everything.

>> No.10955771
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>>10955293
>JUST energy
Looks like they couldnt sustain that 20% yield

>> No.10955774

I’ve been having a decent run buying and selling puts on these trash ishares country etfs. South Africa, Australia, and Brazil. I feel like India is the next one to do. Not sure why. Anybody better at analysis, want to tell me otherwise?

>> No.10955775
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>>10955434
>>10955483
p/e is useless when evaluating reits

>> No.10955780
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>>10954951
ok if i get blacked tomorrow its your fault desu

>> No.10955788
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>>10955758

>> No.10955802
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10955802

Daddy Elon is going at it on Twitter again

Removed as CEO soon

>> No.10955812
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>>10955802
KEK read the article it just gets better
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence

>> No.10955820
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>>10955780
Ill take the fall

>> No.10955823
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>>10955771
fucking canadians

>> No.10955842
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>>10955812
boy youve really gotten some milage from that pic havnt you?

>> No.10955870
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>>10955842
It's a really nice pic

>> No.10955878

>>10955812
Elon the destroyer of pedophiles.

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>>10955842
>>10955870
>Nobody ever posts best grill
Also when is there gonna be a market wide dip? I need some buy ins.

>> No.10955898

>>10954777
>removed
wtf

>> No.10955910

>>10955898
https://youtu.be/_4_L2UuxLxY

>> No.10955920

>>10955894
Fuck, half way through a Photoshop in paint to point out the same thing

WHY ARE YOU IN MY MIND

>> No.10955922
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>>10955842
I like this chick, she looks so serene. The justed liberal Bannon lookalike is an all time great though.

>> No.10955930
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>>10955922
The photographer is very talented

>> No.10955936

>>10955300
aw come on comfer I thought it was cute!
I liked the boomer monster drink that was funny

>> No.10955959

>>10955936
I can already feel the CIA niggers getting closer

>> No.10955962

>>10955920
Insomnia, alcohol, and three days of medication induced no fap has given me psychic powers

>> No.10955964

>>10955936
The boomer monster drink was the only redeeming factor about the video.

>> No.10955978

>>10955959
we already know you're college major, your skin color, your're state, age and where youre dad works
we know everything about you
I even know you're name, Charlie

>> No.10955985
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10955985

not this shit again first JD and now Tencent. also AMD is next for hiring more women. also women are abusing the maternity leave benefits and suing companies if you fire them for getting pregnant.

>> No.10955996
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>>10955978
>mfw my name is Charbie irl

>> No.10956008

>>10955978
>your're
>your're
>youre
>your're

>> No.10956014

>>10955985
I didn't think the Chinese could do sexual harassment? How would they even be capable of that, I don't understand?
>>10955978
If gomfy's name is Charlie this will revolutionize the thread

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10956015

>>10955985
Good. The faster they collapse this shit the faster things can return to normal.

>> No.10956018

>>10955985
I thought only koreans were in deep enough to get metoo'd

>> No.10956020

Futures are 100% blood red and the market is red tomorrow.
See you all in hell

>> No.10956026
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10956026

Why are capital gains tax such bullshit?

A 10% jump from if you earn more than $38k! $38k is still poorfag territory, that number should have been like $50k.

>> No.10956031

>>10956008
trolling is a art

>> No.10956032

>>10956015
Good old fashioned communism

>> No.10956054

>>10956026
I thought capital gains tax was 37% whether it’s a dollar or a million dollars. Or am I being a brainlet again?

>> No.10956075

>>10956054
No it's definitely not that high

>> No.10956079

>>10956054
its based on you're income

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>>10955922
she is the whole reason the photo is notable in the first place

>>10955962
you need to stop doing this 3-4 times a week

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POST YOUR POSITIONS

>> No.10956132

>>10956018
Chinese girls are getting indoctrinated by American schools and they go back to china with feminist ideologies. also china is probably losing their pimp hand against women.

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>>10956054
its $0 if you make less than $10,000 a year

>> No.10956160

>>10956115
>>10956139
Post the pic that these are clipped from plz

>> No.10956174
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10956174

I bought 10 shares of TSLA @ $289 today. How bad did I fuck up?

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>>10956160
lol it was in same thread as other 1

>> No.10956184

>>10956181
>it's not the one of the guy getting fucking #rekt beyond belief with the hit end of the bat

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>>10956026

protip, here on biz we don't pay capital gains

because we don't make any

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10956206

>Talk to bus driver about stocks.
>Tells me he tripled from investing in NEPT since he likes pot.
>MFW I'm only up 30% this year.

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>>10956184
there are so many good ones

>he catches the bat
>while holding his beer

>> No.10956233

>>10956213
post the one where its hitting the dude on the chin who doesn't look like he knows whats happening

>> No.10956247

oh fuck
I missed the Gomfy video with his mug :(
Does he look like Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket ?

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>>10956233
cant deny the dubs

>dat baby

>> No.10956266

>>10956261
kek

>> No.10956271

>>10956261
awww yissss

>> No.10956279

>>10956261
>Literally nobody protecting the child

No wonder she is trying to reach God.

>> No.10956282

>>10954458
Buy $SIX, trust me

>> No.10956309

>>10956282
Holy shit i was just about to post this

44's confirm

BUY SIX. $80 December calls. Next earnings is 10/24. They have a recurring year long membership charge program going and they just acquired 5 new parks. Plus each existing park is getting a new ride. Shit looks cash as fuck. Def going to Six Flags with the gains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3LsTzRfsQE

>> No.10956314

>>10956247
Unironically kind of. You can just scroll up in this thread, its by the top. He's the one with the mom sunglasses and funny hat.

>> No.10956339

>>10956020
Great, thanks!!!

>> No.10956391

How many shares does NYSE:CS hold on AMD? 22 million? Because that hardly seems able to drop AMD down to the target price of 13.50 when they sell off in the 2nd last week of this September. Somebody else sold 22 million shares start of August, didn't drop it to $11.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4202587-advanced-micro-devices-price-longer-matters
>At the beginning of August 2018, Mubadala Investment took advantage of AMD's strong trading price to sell 22 million shares. Their present ownership now stands at approximately 10.5%.
>However, time is not on Mubadala's side, because after sixty days from the contract with Credit Suisse (NYSE:CS) to buy up the 22 million shares, Credit Suisse will be free from the Lock Up Agreement to sell, contract to sell, pledge, make a short sale or dispose of these shares. Given that Credit Suisse bought the shares at $19.325 and that AMD's present price is above $25, this means that Credit Suisse is holding approximately 30% gain in less than 1 month's time. The question is, will Credit Suisse be a long-term holder of AMD?

>> No.10956452
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>>10956206
*SNAP*
yup, that's going in my boomer collection.
*crack*
*sip*

>> No.10956498

>>10956174
Selling is over. Triple bottomed. Oversold. It'll retest 327 in 2-3 days, and if it breaks out, next is 387 retest, and then off to 400.

We're gonna be rich.

>> No.10956501

well you can make a roux but, i'm not a french chef, I'm an american. So like you can cook a roux a 3 ways, and umm fuck you i'll google it and learn. I can become a better chef, and most people here will end up becoming worse traders.

>> No.10956509

Does anybody here enjoy traditional dungeons and dragons?

>> No.10956516

wow... Trump has been nominated for the nobel fucking peace prize... No french mother sauce could ever come close to this.

>> No.10956517

>>10956498
>AMD is triple topped.
>Overbought.
>It'll retest 25 in 2-3 days, and if it falls through, next is 22 retest, then off to 19.

>> No.10956528

>>10956509
we're all natural 20 rollers all day and night. make it hard

>> No.10956540
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10956540

Is there a way to meme Nike into a deeper dip?

>> No.10956543

>>10956528
I'm guessing that 90% of /smg/ falls in the range of 1-3

>> No.10956577

Anybody who spent money to go to food school deserves a kick in the face. How many people do you know have killed an animal, field dressed it, and cooked it while it was still warm and the sun had not set yet? You like fresh meat, that's as fresh as it gets. As far as the sit down and study books shit. cooking is an art, you can't learn or be better at it with out just using your fucking hands. Who cares if it's a toomato or a tomaato. fucking cook with it.

>> No.10956585

>>10956540
Use the Fraser JUST meme
Or the dead Qaddafi/Hussein

>> No.10956596

>>10956314
lel fukken saved

>> No.10956604

>>10956577
nahh brah

>> No.10956618

>>10956577
>How many people do you know have killed an animal, field dressed it, and cooked it while it was still warm and the sun had not set yet? You like fresh meat, that's as fresh as it gets.
Killing is easy. It's the bloodletting/gutting/skinning that gets frustrating, especially when you don't do it much. It's as bad as leaving fish scales on fish.

>> No.10956628

>>10956604
what ever whose ever bra ur talking about probable gets loosened easier by the tenderness of the meat, and how these pastries are so sweet and you can't even understand how they are even made.

>> No.10956637

>>10956618
i've had some dirty fucking hands, sometimes though the kill isn't easy.

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>>10956637
>i've had some dirty fucking hands, sometimes though the kill isn't easy.

>> No.10956670

I like the green thumb. Why invest in weed if it's so easy to grow your self? oh it's still illegal. Why do we need weed poster talking about how he's losing his ass? Oh he's hurt.. Ok team fuck the 5 french mother sauces. I make them as needed with out a name. and for the faggot who said Nike is a buy, well time will show a bottom where we can ultimately ride a wave. It's all we do.

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>>10956637
If you're hunting in the wrong season and there's nothing in the trail or you're up against loud as fuck squealing boars that would motherfucking rush you, then yeah, it isn't easy.

>> No.10956715

>>10954848
mfer, you're full of shit

>> No.10956723

>>10956667
Comfy: I hope you live a long and happy life, witness everybody you've ever care about pass away in front of your eyes, even the ones who strived in wasy to help you in your ways. The most annoying thing is your voice. You could claim you found a fifth or 9th
no
prime numbers only fucking muslims and these mormon non-mormons are like not a threat

religion mostly kills its own folks.

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>>10956206
you're pissing your life away
hit me up if you want some pro tips on le exchequer

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>>10956723
Jesus Christ baggie be nice, I didn't mean it about you not knowing the sauces. What do you mean by no prime numbers?

>> No.10956763

buy some of these master limited partnerships
revolving all guns and glory hole fulling.

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>>10956723
I'm trying to deceiver what you mean by this.
You want me to be happy, then watch everyone die? And I should wage a global jihad against the non believers? And people in my church are coming for me??

>> No.10956810

>>10956756
noobody listens, everyboody wants fuucking deathbed cunts feet and shit. I post my diick and like not even banned oor shit. I don't hate compy, i just hate so many other fucking things I do that i'm losing personal strength because of how much shit posting... all the funerals and respect for people who made me who I am.. honestly it's hard too tell when im fascitius or passionate but ii swear i am done with this bull shit where i'm a fucking meme.

>> No.10956848
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10956848

That face when blackrockpilled
they own ishares you know

>> No.10956855

>>10956810
Good lord baggie go to sleep, you'll feel better tomorrow and we'll stop making fun of you.
>>10956848
I got a share today nicky, only one but I have it!

>> No.10956866

>>10956775
You comfy, I hope everybody you care about dies slowly of natural causes. I pray and hope for all of my longingness to assure you witness all of this. I wish more than you to live the longest life possible and witness everybody you care about die in front of your eyes. We know you're gay so we don't care about your wife or anybody else, but yeah she dies first too,

>> No.10956887

repeal the 15th and 14th.

>> No.10956895

>>10956866
T-thanks? Okay um I'm going to bed now, but uh feel better??

>> No.10956901

>>10956866
This

>> No.10956905

>>10956887
Now you're making sense!

>> No.10956919

>>10956498
>baby's first market top: the comment
The only reason TSLA hasn't collapsed is because institutions are selling and they know how to do it while keeping the stock price from tanking. They make their exits orderly to get the most money out of it. Once retail stops buying, things get very nasty very quickly.

>> No.10956936

comfy is umm, what I call young dumb and full fo cum. cocksucker can't understand church is a womans game and believes it in his twisted mind that it's true but not true. His twisted reality, sucks because it hasn't even began.

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>>10956919
>thinking smart investors will keep selling one of the most valuable and high potential companies currently in existence

Only a redditard would think such a thing.

>> No.10956957

>>10956943
the only thing TSLA has high potential for is adding a Q to its ticker.

>> No.10956958

>>10956919
short tesla folks, space force, american industry, we saw this last year tesla stock dropped, but yeah space force new government contracts. trust in america because we will build debt and what ever fuck it take loans sell bonds
fuck it tesla is toast.

>> No.10956966

>>10956943
tesla doesn't make money fool, hide your face all yoou want, show me prooof, you have none. suck cock like comfy.

>> No.10956977

tesla created something in 2014 that gave them liquidity buy our car and put a deposit.

>> No.10956983

>>10956977
the deposit is cash on hand, and honestly no cars were able to be manufactured, its like a loan shark.

>> No.10956992

but space x can blow up, we've seen malfuntions of the project, yet elon musk is the ceo stable as could be

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>>10956958
>>10956966
Amazon doesn't make any profit either. Regardless, they're one of the top companies around, and are extremely valuable, because they make good products and provide good service, same as Tesla. Tesla has insane potential, and will be making profit in a few years.

>> No.10957010

to be honest thata's probably the worst thing i could ever say to comphy, but fuck mountain time i know its only 2 hours.

>> No.10957020

$400 spare change from today, should I buy EDZ and HODL until 2021.

>> No.10957021

>>10957006
well we have to watch honestly native growth. facebook doesn't have it, and what is profiting most are companies like csx
rail roads and shit you're too smug and not caring about, but it's how you get your food.

>> No.10957030
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>>10957006
Amazon started making profits this year

thats why their shares have doubled in value

>> No.10957032

>>10954427
Ok guys, the most I've worked with math in a decade has been the last 7 days, so my understanding of the log charts is week but:
AMD should correct down to about $25 by next friday then keep going regardless of the stagnation of the last week in its sector, right?

>> No.10957041

how can i apologize
that was really rough what i said... i can be brutal but I feel his religious backroud i hit him too hard... I've played goalie in hockey leagues nothing hurts me more than shit like what i said.

>> No.10957043

>>10957032
Should drop to 19 when those 22 million shares owned by the swiss drop out of nowhere.

>> No.10957045
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>>10957032
no, $40 EOY, then hovering around 25 for a year

>> No.10957053

>>10957032
we want pennies on the dollar. give us real shit

>> No.10957057

>>10957041
you can never take it back
Its not about 'hit too hard'
There are some people, who can be hit

>> No.10957063

shit why is amd going to tank, they do two things. and they are not apple, people love that. and honestly what can you do with the highest of highest end video card or plurals?

>> No.10957066

Tomorrow a green day? ( y / n )

>> No.10957071

>>10957066
yes

>> No.10957080

>>10957057
well in that case.

I hope you witness everybody you care about die before you do, and as a mother, I hope you starve and never talk back your mother or damn these mormans and i mean does he even know hiis real mom, but he knows his real god, oh jesus wasn't god oh shit hunny damn. fuck this shit I QUIT

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>>10957066
ctrl+f comfy
look at the comfy chaotic inverse indicator

>> No.10957084

>>10957041
Um it's okay I wasn't offended, this is just a mongolian basket weaving forum and if you take anything seriously here you should probably not be here

>> No.10957088

I think bagholder might be a robot?

>> No.10957096
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>>10957088
no, he's having another one of his drunk as a skunk episodes

>> No.10957102

>>10957088
I think he got whiskey in his circuits. One time in college my ex poured a beer on my laptop and was laughing about how it "blacked out". It started working again after a couple days, he should be fine.

>> No.10957103

>>10957066
red week dude... Im sorry have fun playing with your selfes I'm blue eye'd and blonde haired these memes make me hate everything i cared about ever in my own life..... I wish to just get my cooking show off the ground and you know, it's going to be awesome,, I want to say I love all of the entertainment and imortalisation with memes and stuff. so much too much.. I will do as I can to provide what I can to what I can, I hope compfy lives till he's 90+ though....

>> No.10957106

buy nike or not?

>> No.10957120
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>>10957106
buy puts, short it

>> No.10957131

i will be honest, the picture of my face next to a black penis. i mean some times i use the word nigger i guess, fire me because i'm never going to come back to this thread again.

>> No.10957137

>>10957120
dip shit that's four months out, you're so bad at advice and i'd advise you to not talk about shit ypou're purely speculating..

>> No.10957143

>>10957006
Amazon reinvested its money. Never lost big just never made.. Tesla is hemorrhaging money without reinvesting it. Big difference.

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>>10957131
It's just a joak baggie, we do it cuz we luv u. Also we all know the brothas tend to have a certain disease, so it just figgers.

>> No.10957174

>>10956855
are you the one that said he was 40% in SJM?
you need to diversify that stuff
Conagra foods almost 35 again. Kids cuisine, Soon Miss buttersworth
35 is the buy

>> No.10957185
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>>10957066
It's already green

>> No.10957197
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10957197

is this Nike shit part of a bigger conspiracy?

>> No.10957207

>>10957174
Yeah I've been waiting for it to break even from where I averaged down to (almost almost there), once it does I'm taking some out to try a plan I've devised for range trading commodities. I'm on top of it, don't worry

>> No.10957213

>>10957043
>>10957045
>>10957053
First reliable info I've gotten here, been looking at articles all night. Had 30% of my holdings in it and it produced 90% of my gains selling at almost $28. Looks like I shorted ok.

>> No.10957229

>>10957197
Yes, they intentionally released their retarded ad to be as memeable as possible. Any publicity is good publicity, once the initial reaction wears off they will have hundreds of free, edgy, funny, ads made by people putting the text on Hitler and mass murderers. Doesn't matter that the memes are fucked up to normal sensibilities, people will still be forced to think of Nike whenever they see them, saturating the noosphere and manifesting results in the future through magic.

>> No.10957233

>>10957229
Listen to this man

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>>10957066

>> No.10957259

>>10957162
well i'm not coming back until after yom kippur

>> No.10957271

>>10957213
it's going to 40, that's when you dump at 39

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>>10957229
kind of like how i crave papa john's everytime I see the word nigger?

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>>10957066

>futures are down

It's always a green day if you make the right plays anon. It's going to be a red day for everyone else.

>> No.10957640
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BURN BURN BURN! LET THE CHAOS RAIN!

>> No.10957754
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Wtf is this TQQQ ride

>> No.10958110

RIP Tencent another 4% drop
Not sure if it's related to yesterday's news or not, yesterday there is a widely reported news saying that a mainland Chinese teenager (13 years old) attempted suicide and died. All those media quoted police investigations saying that the kid was playing PUBG a lot in the period of time before his death (PUBG is operated by Tencent in China), and all the Chinese media report quoted words from parent of the dead teenage, saying that "In games, when you jump off a building, you would only lost blood and won't die. That must be why my kid jumped off the building. The game company must be fully responsible for the death of my kid and I am going to sue them till they bankrupt"

>> No.10958118

>>10957229
Exactly this think of that new slogan with hitler on it it's such a stupid slogan so people will make fun of it

>> No.10958408
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10958408

the september bear is here for good. i hope you bulls like your bags

>> No.10958753

>>10957197
you know how DIS had a marketing campaign where if you didn't like the new Star Wars it's because you're a reprobate sinner? I mean problematic nazi?

and then the stonk price ran up like 10%?

well now NKE is trying the same stunt

>> No.10958761

Just ordered Qualcomm shares. Tell me am i going to outperform AMD?

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>>10958761
I hope you ordered it medium rare and not well-done like a degernerate senpai

>> No.10958860

>>10958772
i ordered it au point.

>> No.10958899

>>10958860
gtfo

>> No.10958974

AHHH FUTURESSSSS !!!!

>> No.10959049

>>10958974
Red day confirmed

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>>10958974
I fucking hate how rh doesn't allow stop losses on crypto

>> No.10959230

>>10959049
>>10959209
AHHHH BTC
Me was gonna sell last night too but took too many sleeping pills ;_;

>> No.10959318

>>10958110
Lol why are chinks still 15yrs behind us culturally? Isn't their society thousands of yrs older than ours?

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>>10959230
I know that feel

>> No.10959371

>>10959318
>Isn't their society thousands of yrs older than ours?
And it freezed there

>> No.10959417

feels like February

>> No.10959442

>>10959417
>no yield spike
naw

>> No.10959511

>>10959442
I don't think the yield spike is going to matter this time around

>> No.10959512
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10959512

Buy and hold.

>> No.10959558

>>10959511
Why?

>> No.10959569
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>>10959511
10yr yield spike is what caused feb senpai
the 10yr isnt even yielding over 3% rn
this is absolutely nothing like february

additionally, february was on the day of the FED chair change as well as a day where larg specs covered their VIX shorts en masse
i dont have up to the minute COT for VIX, but im asuming that theyre still short VIX and will keep shorting it. if they all covered from here they are now, VIX would be at like 30 senpai.

this is nothing like feb. hell, 30year bonds look like a buy

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>>10954816
>CRON
It's only begun buddy

>> No.10959581

>>10954427
buy clinuvel

>> No.10959622

>>10959569
yea actually 30yr looks like a buy desu
this is more of what ive been saying w EMs burning and their currencies exploding. people (more likely foreign central banks) are buying up bonds to get paid out in USD to hedge currency risk

>> No.10959792
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10959792

>CGC
LOL
DUDE
WEED

>> No.10959796

WTF is up with AMD I didnt have the balls to buy back into it yesterday

>> No.10959805

>>10959796
memes are the only thing that will survive
prepare yourself for an entirely meme-based economy

>> No.10959817

>>10957063
Just saying, people love amd. It just doesn't have apples normie market.

>> No.10959825

>>10959817
it has the most rabid, autistic fanbase in the computer world though

>> No.10959842

>>10959792
Crash coming this week or next. It's going to be a bloodbath

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10959855

When do we short AMD lads?

>> No.10959868

>>10959855
Let me know when you do so I can buy more.

>> No.10959882

>>10959842
lol well i hope so
my puts are gonna die sad, alone and pennyless at this rate
so it goes

>> No.10959883

>CRON
Wtf you guys said it would crash so I sold

>> No.10959889

>>10959575
I got some at $11.20 right before the hard dip I held and when I saw it catch up to what I had bought before doubled my amount and sold at $13.60

>> No.10959900

>>10959883
>doing what /biz/ says

mistakes were made

>> No.10959914

>>10953427
good stuff omg!
the fact oil is driving market too apperanty and very annoying, its been like this from what can tell, 2ish years and it seems for be new thing to everyone

VIX has very strange divergence going on, it seems for be spiking while everything going up

>> No.10959919

>>10959882
Mine are in rough shape as well. 2 weeks to go, things can certainly change by then

>> No.10959923

>>10959900
To be fair, looking at that chart it really did look like it was capitulating.

>> No.10959934

>>10959842
lol fucking 56/shr
so what is their "marketcap" now?
how long can this possibly keep up like this. at this point, with all the 50k and 60k share orders i saw going in yesterday, id imagine that this has no choice but to go STRAIGHT fucking down after this run

>>10959883
better safe than sorry
this run is entirely on the backs of CGC which is so massively overbought its retarded

>>10959914
oil and commodiies are VERY important and most equities traders ignore them, then wonder why they have egg on their faces

the VIX spiking i think has to do w the fact that no one was trading in aug, so now that theyre coming back, so is vol. though it couldd just be people quietly selling

>>10959919
>9/21s
BROTHER
WERE GON MAKE IT

>> No.10959935

>>10959914
The VIX has just become a more noticeable part of the game.

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plan 4 2 day !

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>>10954427
punished Jones on CNBC fuck me what timeline is this

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What the fuck is happening to CGC?!

>> No.10960004

>>10959990
No fucking way

>> No.10960017

I’ll bake. Give me a few.

>> No.10960020
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Why the fuck won't Intel and TQQQ climb?

>> No.10960037

Holy shit those sell volumes on AMD.

>> No.10960056

>>10959855
Damn I should have taken my own advice...

>> No.10960059

>>10959999
checked
high level retardation/FOMO
this should hopefully be the top. this was around the price target that the leaf analysts had. the down move at this point is going to be legendary

>>10960020
TQQQ is a leveraged ETF that resets daily. if AH/PM gaps against you, it can move against you even if the Qs move up

>> No.10960063

New
>>10960057
>>10960057
>>10960057

>> No.10960101

>>10960059
So sell now?

>> No.10960211

DOGECOIN!!!

>> No.10960473

>>10957106
You should have bought yesterday. Its up today.