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10953094 No.10953094 [Reply] [Original]

My parents said they're going to spend every cent of money they have before they die. I'm fucked boys! I was hoping for a fat inheritance check but now I might have to actually make it on my own! What do?

>> No.10953123

>>10953094
Sell them something.

>> No.10953137

>>10953094
BAsed boomers

>> No.10953147
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>>10953094
just move their expiration date to now, than later OP.

>> No.10953159

>>10953094
can any generation be as BASED as boomers?

My parents told me the same thing. Now that I have a steady career, pay for everything (including my own home), and help my parents out whenever they need, they said I stand to inherit around $3-4 million when they pass.

feels comfy

>> No.10953168

>>10953094
You'll have to kill them OP

>> No.10953183
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Mine told me this long ago. They laugh about it.

>> No.10953196

>>10953094
this is literally the premise of a hydewars episode

>> No.10953198
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>>10953094
Sounds like they're ashamed of you, buddy. I don't blame em. They earned this.

>> No.10953279

Good for them. They spent their whole lives working so their genderfluid embarrassment can waste their money on hentai and magic internet money? Get a job cunt.

>> No.10953306

>>10953094
Looks like you're not going to make it
just like the rest of us.

>> No.10953326

>>10953094
just poison them, like in the good ol days

>> No.10953386

>>10953094

My dad inherited 50k from his fucking uncle 3 years ago. he has even told me several times that he will be spending all his money on retirement and give me nothing.

hypocritical cunt.

>> No.10953412

>>10953386
based dad

>> No.10953784
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>>10953094

Fucking boomers. Wealth is supposed to accumulate through generations.

>Let's get shit for free in a booming economy, then make sure we reduce the economic environment to ashes when we retire!

OP, have them declared incompetent and put them in a nursing home to be "cared for" by Shaniqua and D'Shawny.

>> No.10953818

>>10953279

Except they bought their house and other assets at the equivalent of 1/10th of today's prices (with the same salary), had nearly free college and an economy where you just blinked and got a job. It was literally impossible to be poor without a mental illness. And who do you think created & pushed all the SJW shit? Oh yeah, and they ALL got an inheritance themselves from the Greatest Generation that created that boom. Boomers are the worst, dump their asses in homes as soon as you can - they've made in abundantly clear they'll do it to you.

>> No.10954143

>>10953094
Shit like this is why i'm gonna give my kids a free ride. This is why jews are so rich and control everything.

>> No.10954226

>>10954143
Exactly, dynasties are underrated in the USA. Inheritance tax doesn't kick in until like 11M or something, and theres other ways to shelter inheritances from tax. Imagine starting with even 10M, life would be ezmode, if you aren't a complete retard.

>> No.10954279

>>10953094
You'll probably be better for it if that's any consolation. That said, fuck the boomers. They took everything, spent it all, and are sucking the blood out of the youth with government programs that we've had no say in.

>> No.10954303

>>10954143
>>10954226
It is kind of a problem tho. Like how do you ensure your children have the same drive that propelled you to success and instill it in their children?

>> No.10954485

>>10954303
That's a separate issue, I guess, just have more children? How do these multi generational dynasties work?

>> No.10954568

>>10953094
1) File insurance under their names
2) ???
3) Profit

>> No.10954607

>>10954485
Could we make a smart contract that says any descend can receive your wealth if they meet such and such conditions?

>> No.10954638

>>10954607
how do we incorporate GENES into the blockchain?

>> No.10955482

This seems to be prevalent in western society these days. My mother even suggested that me and my 3 siblings buy her childhood home from her for above market value.

>> No.10956208

>>10953123
unironically this

>> No.10956377

>>10954303
>bring kid to church when little
>instill good work ethic and discipline at young (but don't get too carried away, at the end of the day kids should be kids)
>never spend on needless luxuries for your kid. Be cheap af when it comes to anything other than education
>provide good education and minimal pocket money so he doesn't need to wageslave and can concentrate 100% on studies
>if he still wants to work it'll just be for the sake of experience

Entire family did this for generations and it has been working pretty well. You get kids that are arguably successful in their fields yet remains pretty down to earth and has a close knit network of decent people from church

Or maybe it's just the nerdy asian genes

>> No.10956475

>>10954607
https://safehaven.io/

>> No.10956672

>>10955482
Holy shit I got this guilt trip too. I don't even own a home or a car and they want me to buy them those. Why are boomers the worst generation?

>> No.10956782

>>10955482
What do these idiots mean by "buy"? she owns the house and the children automatically inherit it regardless of bullshit.

>> No.10956849

My parents don't have a dime to their name, in fact they're in debt. I already wrote my parents off and threw them into the trash.

>> No.10956867

>>10953094
Once they are old put them in a retirement home where all employees are black then never visit them. Tell the staff they were racists all their lives and make shit up about them expropriating a black man or something.

>> No.10956932

>>10956849
Based. Doing the same.

>> No.10956956

>>10953094
Meanwhile, my parents couldn't leave my siblings and me any money if they wanted to. My dad blew it all on stupid shit.

>> No.10956959

My parents have structured their inheritance into a trust funds that gives increasing payments over 20 years, starting at ~$1000 a year to ~$20,000 in the final year, this trust fund starts either at their death, or if I reach 40.

Its kinda shit but also pretty based that they don't want me acting like an idiot, most people would benefit from an inheritance like that

>> No.10957023

>>10956956
Regardless, I love my parents. Couldn't ask for better parents.

>> No.10957058

>>10953094
Unless they're donating it. I am sure you'll get the house and all the things they buy.

You can always sell it.