/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10924266]

Be me
>Go to bank to withdraw some stacks to hangout for the weekend with friends.
>Approach bank teller. She is hot. 9/10. I am dressed in mediocre clothing, and not well groomed.
>Give her my information. And complement her on hair.
>She laughs.
>I ask her if she is single.
>She pulls up my account. I see her pupils dilate, and see her legs open.
>Asks me how much I want to take out to day.
>I tell her 10 grand in 20, 50, and 100 dollar bills.
>She counts the money, and give me my receipt with her phone number.
>I show her there are some extra numbers on my receipt.
>She acknowledges it's her phone number, and asks me if she can go on a date with me.
>I brush her off, and walk away.
Damn it's feels good to be a NEET. How are your magic internet coins going for you? *Sips*

[Anonymous No.10924784]

>>10924266
You still got it, OP.

[Anonymous No.10924809]

>>10924266
fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.10924834]

>>10924266
epic.

[Anonymous No.10924851]

>>10924266
LULZ dat ending tho