/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10917649]

ChainLink is a cult
Prove me wrong
tips: you can't

[Anonymous No.10917684]

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

[Anonymous No.10917704]

>Look
>If you had
>One shot
>Or one opportunity
>To seize everything you ever wanted
>In one moment
>Would you capture
>Or just let it slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Nazarov, choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, No
He won't have it, he knows external APIs solved
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he hoped
Hed have that old problem solved, when he goes back to his 32, that's when its
Back to 20022 ISO, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself at the conference, its bonkers
This nonsense, you got that oracle problem solved
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

[Anonymous No.10917745]

Why would I try to prove you wrong when I could better spend that time praying to Sergey?

[Anonymous No.10917793]

[Anonymous No.10918004]

>>10917704
Upvote :^)