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10914495 No.10914495 [Reply] [Original]

Sup, buddies?

Ask anything for a brazilian favela guy that have seen almost everything of bad that could be possible in life.

>brazil is into a economical and political crisis
>more than 23 million of unemployed
>the average brazilian earn less than $10/daily
>if you have money you will just see good and safe things here
>if not welcome to hell

Yes, I'm not a pajeet as I said, currently doing two courses on the state university, prolly the only guy on mine "suburb" that can atleast understand and write in English.

If you have any job advice of something that I could to to earn $50 daily I'm open to hear you.

>incel subject

In fact, if you became social inapt some bad things could had happened
1) isolation and social ostracism in your puberty and early childhood
2) absence of good social experience in puberty (i.e first kiss, go to cinema with others, play some sports, first party etc)
3) lack of resources,lack of social knowledge or absence of a maternal and paternal figure

Thanks for your time, more pics soon.

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>the death river
>smell like a death corpse
>translucid water
>can find a wheel to your car if you get into
>get more than 20 different diseases if you touch the water
>the ones that ever drank that water became Rikkudou Sennin Level

>> No.10914538

how much for a hoe in brazil? 9/10

>> No.10914565

>>10914495
how much are hookers? seems i could go to brazil with $100 and be the richest man alive.

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>>10914538
Depends, if you are looking to some "model level girl" that is a hoe for almost hobbie and earn more than 20k reais/month its like 300 to 600 reais (80 to 150 USD).

You can choose big ass and blue eyes, green eyes, all the sort of thing, black girls with "white trances"

Funny fact - 300 reais is 1/3 of a month work of an average normal brazilian.

$100 means almost R$450 reais, that is almost half ot the average wage salary here.

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This is a bar that you can just go if you are used to the "death river smell", just the "worst" kind of guys go there.

>> No.10914662

Hue, till here I'm ignored.

>> No.10914696

>>10914495
how bad is crime in a place like that? is police even a thing in those areas?

>> No.10914742

>>10914495
Are you spreading the Stinky link meme there? How receptive are people of Bitcoin there? Do they understand it are people adopting it in the favelas ?

Is racism big in Brazil? Given you have everything blacks browns to whites? Or racial differences normalized ?

>> No.10914786

>>10914495

Nah, no questions. Favelas are the predictable outcome of shitty government. You want to make money? Learn to code. Surely you can get a cheap computer somewhere and an Internet connection. There's tons of free resources. Then, go to Upwork and start looking for work. I pay pajeets $12 per hour on average to code for me (I code as well, just get then to do stuff I haven't got the time for). 40 hours per week at that rate is decent enough money for Brazil m8, and if you save, reinvest in other shit, get your own projects happening you'll make a fuckton more easily. Honestly, there's so much money to be made online in so many ways there's no reason to be living in a favela any more.

>> No.10914850

>>10914696
Police just come here to receive their part to let the area free to drug dealers act.

>>10914742
I'm not spreading, dont have much time, I'm doing more than 60 airdrops and just received $5 worth of coins.

Bitcoin here is heard with a negative view (tax evasion, mound laundering, and we have the first kidnapp of history that they wanted to be paid on bitcoin).

Besides that many people lost everything on the btc price bubble, they sold houses and cars to buy it (was more than 50k reais/btc, and now its 30k/btc).

>racism
Not so big if you have money, in the upper classes the majority is white, the majority of mixed/niggers are rare to be seen in upper classes.

>racial diversity
We have many places that are segregate to one kind of "race", like there is a place on São Paulo called "liberdade", just oriental guys live there, almost, they have japanese schools and all kind of thing.

>>10914786
I'll learn too, but as you said there a buch of pajeets that will do for even less than me.

Yes, there is a buch of ways to make money online, but in a degree we need money to make money.

Can't stay spending time when need to atleast have feed and income to survive.

Thanks for the advice!

>> No.10915076

If i buy house and ak47 for self defense... how many women i can get to life with me?

>> No.10915116

>>10915076
Legally one, bigamy (more than one wife is considered crime here), but you could have as many as you could $$uport. And also if you had an AK 47 and someone knew they would extort and try to fuck you over.

>> No.10915139

>>10915116
Converting to islam quickly....

And now? My religion says i need more than one wamen.

Can i pay for police protection? Then i wouldnt need an ak..

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>>10914495
>I could to to earn $50 daily I'm open to hear you.
Fiverr.com
Amazon mechanical turk

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Interesting - shit like this is always humbling to read knowing I grew up in the best parts of both the Netherlands and then moving to Canada when I was 10. I really hope you make it bro I appreciate the hustle, must suck to live around a bunch of sub humans who will do anything to scam you for a dollar.

We grew up in Canada leaving all our doors open in a town of all white people who respected each other - you could walk to a random person and they'd take you in like family and provide any help you needed, I had never seen a cop in my hometown my entire life, even if they were called it would take a solid 15-20 minutes for them to even get here.

>> No.10915211

>>10915179
I miss those days so much anon.

What the fuck happened to our country.

>> No.10915212

>>10915139
Bro, if you have money and live in a rich area you will be safe, not kidding.

>>10915178
Fiverr have brazilian working for $2 or $3/hour, amazon too.

I already tried and searched.

>>10915179
They willl not just scam you for a dollar, they can kill you for a dollar. We have suspicion of everyone unless its a parent and even so. If I hear some door noise at the night I think its someone that's trying to rob mine house.

Pure paranoia shit leve, sucks.

>> No.10915239

>>10915179
You need to go back home dyke hopper.

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>>10915211
Pajeets and dirty chinks. It's a shame our country got fucking robbed - I couldn't even imagine living in shitholes like Brampton or Richmond Hill.

>>10915212
That is insane to me, I could never imagine hurting another human, such a different parallel. I'm so fucking happy I made it from Crypto at such an early age (22), beyond privilleged. It's even better we all found out about Chainlink and get to follow it from it's birth to soon becoming one of the most valuable concepts. I can't fucking wait.

>> No.10915261

>>10915240
The west in your picture is looong gone unless its a very wealthy or remote area

>> No.10915265

>>10915240
What are your plans now? Go back to the netherlands? Keep moving more and more rural?

I hope so greatly that bernier saves us.

>> No.10915270

>>10915239
You should be grateful I graced your country and paid such an insane tax rate you fucking worm. Be happy I'm not a shitskin.

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>>10915265
My plans as it stands are to move my residency to a warm beach country that has no capital gains tax and keep day trading for a year or two then when I'm worth 5MM+ move to a nice area around Toronto or a local town and work in Data Science / Analyst or retire and fuck around.

I wish I wasn't so tied to my friends in Canada, I couldn't see myself living anywhere else due to that fact alone, there's no point starting from scratch in a European country.

>> No.10915303

>>10915240
Bro, you doesnt know how it hurts when I dont have anything to eat and see the anons portfolio. I have studied trade and many shit, but how can I make money without money?

Nobody hire me too.

>> No.10915311

>>10915287
Sounds like you havent been back to Europe since you got here. Europe espetially places like Madrid, Rome, Prague feel incredible as a young person. Completely different more grown up attitudes about life on the continent as well. If you got a quarter mil or up, take a two month trip through the main cities, it'll refresh you

>> No.10915331

>>10915303
Not the person you're replying to, but you gotta make it snowball. For me it was putting my nose to the grindstone for years working stressful and occasionally even demeaning jobs to get that money. Invested as much as I could, stocks and crypto. Now I can finally have a breather

>> No.10915335

>>10915240
You made it in crypto and are bullish on ChainLink. This gives me hope anon. What gets you most excited about our linkies ?

>> No.10915340

>>10915311
Just by reading this it sounds refreshing.

>> No.10915387

>>10915331
Bro, there isnt any job to be worked here, 23 million unemployed guys. I printed 60 curriculums with the 0.1 ether that an anon sent me, walked more than 10km giving it in every business I have seen, no empty spot.

>> No.10915414

>>10914495
that's what u spics get for ruining dota

>> No.10915418

I inherited my house in the city in Canada
Everything looks almost the same as my childhood
But on the street I'm the only Canadian left
My kids are the only Canadian kids
My flag, is the only Canadian flag
That was when I knew my country was dead.

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>>10915311
I did a massive euro trip this summer.. been to all the big cities. It all seemed pretty cucked to me personally, non-native english countries make it incredibly hard for me when I consider all my friends are back home.

>>10915303
100k , 10% = 10k
200k , 10% = 20k , your networth starts to snowball the more you build, trust me. Just aim for your first 100k.

>>10915335
First mover, network effect, stealth NDA's, god protocol, saves businesses billions, "just some nerds that got lucky". Chainlink is a fucking nobrainer, any intelligent person can see this.

Once any news comes out and attention flows to the project you will finally realize we're not the delusional ones. We just need a working mainnet. Reputation/Agreggation are extremely complicated subjects, once these are solved you will see it all begin to unfold. You need to understand that us FUDding the project is a fucking godsend for Sergey, if you ever had doubts just listen to any of his talks. These fuckers are thinking 4-5 years in the future at all times. Stop thinking in the present day and zoom out to the big picture, Rome wasn't built in a day. https://imgur.com/a/karmGCU Here you go.

>> No.10915537

>>10915497
Bro, 100k is 450k reais,atleast.

The average work here pay 1k/month, but you have to eat, live, transport..etc

Being sincere to you, do you think I like to job beg on the internet? I dont have other option, I cant even find a regular job here because Brazil is fucked up.

Even if I saved 1k/month I would have 12k/year that is like 2k USD.

>> No.10915561

Can you drop spare email or someway to contact you. I’m phoneposting right now but I’ll email you later

>> No.10915609

>>10915561
princeofcrypto@protonmail.com

Hope you do, thanks.

>> No.10915710

>>10915609
migo, find yourself a job as an IT recruiter in Palhoca or Sao Jose near Floripa in SC. There is money to be made for go getters willing to make hundreds of sales calls

>> No.10915722

Brazil is shitty because it is full of mestizos

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>>10915497
May kek be with you fren

>> No.10915757

>>10915211
Niggers happened mostly. Also I am same as you anon. Did all that shit as a kid. Biked around my whole town at like age 6. Nothing but whites

>> No.10915806
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>>10915609
Do you guys have a recycling program? Can you enlist into the military?

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>>10915418
Those feels...
Canada is too far gone to immigration to try and save

>> No.10915864

>>10915806
No, the military had their finantial investment reduced.

>> No.10916021

Can't someone hire me for anything?

>> No.10916154
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10916154

what would happen if a guy with 2 chicks like pic related will enter your ghetto?

>> No.10916162

>>10916154
Prolly nothing, other criminal related guys walk with harems everyday.

>> No.10916186
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10916186

how much cost an iphone X in brazil?

would it be profitabel to buy iphones in america and sell it in brazil?

>> No.10916215

Do favelas have ladyboys?
Your nearby city or something?

>> No.10916254

>>10916021
If you can hold on for 10 years. I have a 10% chance of giving you a decent life in norway.

i know it sounds shitty. but am in a shit position myself. I need 10 years to get things ready. as of now I am in just as shitty place as you are

(I am from honduras btw)

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>>10916021
I feel horrible for you. I am deeply sorry, that i cant help you at this time. I could send money but it would just set my plans further back.

I trully feel your hoplesness, Stay strong.

>> No.10916294

>>10916186
5 to 8 mil reais 5k-8k reais.

No because ANATEL, brazilian sinal controller, blocks every foreign cellphone that isnt yet permitted.

>>10916215
I live in São Paulo, brazilian Major and richest city, bro.

Yes, they have ladyboys, but they have more muscles and testo than me...
>>10916254
I remember you, hope you do well..

>> No.10916302

>>10914495
Start selling Oldschool Runescape gold

>> No.10916335

>>10916302
Even that market is becoming over saturated, but it’s a good start.

>> No.10916351

>>10916335
>>10916302
Its already full of guys, even venezuelans are doing it.

>> No.10916366

where is the best place to fuck good but cheap hookers in sao paulo?

i can fuck 7/10 hoes in thailand for 10 USD

>> No.10916373

>>10916351
Job Beggar. you can start boosting League of legends account. I can send you one account i have. its worth roughly 3keuros

>> No.10916381

>>10915261
What are you talking about? This looks like my neighborhood 8 months out of the year.

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>>10916373
pic1

>> No.10916394

>>10916373
Send me a email, if you want to.

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>>10916394
whats ur email?

>> No.10916407

>>10916400
princeofcrypto@protonmail.com

>> No.10916474
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>>10915240
>Tfw from shit part of the Netherlands
>Entire school career fucked up because i have Dyscalculia and NLD and i didnt get any help or special treatment despite good grades on other subjects.
>Grew up in shitty city in a 56% white neighborhood.
>Still live with parents and missed out on the crypto hype.
>Work wagey job and cant move out so far. Should actually be happy as fuck ive got a job after beeing rejected time after time but the job sucks. Before this i was a hospital custodian.
>Wonderign wtf i should even invest in since im newfag that lurks only sometimes.

Youve gotten lucky Anon.

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>>10916407
you are on faggot

>> No.10916494

Bro if you have a debit or credit card you can make a couple of bucks everyday mining nimiq. Just look up the tutorial on YouTube and use the $270 free trial

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10916500

>>10916407
>princeofcrypto
what

>> No.10916531

Are you a nigger?

>> No.10916610

>>10916531
No.
>>10916494
Never heard of it, how much you think it would earn?

>> No.10916647

>>10916610
As I said, you can get maybe 3-4 dollar per day but if you hold on to it, you will be a made man in 1 or 2 years. You can also mine on microsoft azure free trial...

>> No.10916662

>>10916647
I forgot to add "mine on Google cloud engine with the $270 free trial"

>> No.10916670

test

>> No.10916686

>>10916662
>>10916647
Can you email me so if I have any question I can send you?

Thanks in advance.

>> No.10916724

>>10916686
What coins do you hold

>> No.10916740

>>10916686
Sent

>> No.10916750

>>10916686
what sort of skills do you have you favela monkey

>> No.10916818

>>10916750
I'm able to write, to teach someone about crypto or other subject.

OPSEC and oher crypto related knowledge.

>> No.10916853

>>10916818
so nothing outside of crypto?

>> No.10916879

>>10914495
Why dont you go fishing for food? This is not a joke. Your country has trillions kms of coast.

Other than internet to shitpost here and maybe electricity, you can get free food and water.

>> No.10916924

>>10916853
I know about many things, but as people say "they usually have no value".

>>10916879
I dont own a boat, neither have money to invest in rods and in vaccines to go there.

Also, there are a buch of guys that fish just for survival.

>> No.10916970

>>10916924
A starting rod will go for 30 bucks on dealextreme,wish or gearbest and you can fish from the shore.

Im not poor and I would love to get free fish. Like throwing a net, going inside to play some videogames and check it after some hours to find that my lunch appeared magically and FREE inside that net.

>> No.10916999

>>10916970
Bro, you know that everything that comes from outside have to pay tax, on Brazil right?

It's not so funny when its about your survival..

>> No.10917043

>>10914495
brazilian girls have the fattest bunda

>> No.10917045

>>10916999
Id say try to look into growing your own foods for both own survival and selling surplus veggies/fruits. maybe even indoor green house stuff.

>> No.10917060

>>10916924
>i don't have money

then how do you have a computer? how are you posting this?

>> No.10917062

>>10916999
How much does a plot of land cost in brazil? I used to see swaths of land for sale in the jungle for like 25 bucks an acre. That was years ago. And I assume it's cheap for a reason.

>> No.10917076

>>10917062
I remember speaking with a Brazillian that grew his own fruits and made medicines with them and sold them to the locals. He told me Brazil had great weather for it.

>> No.10917125

>>10917062
Yeah, because it's ONU property and they will say that your purchrase is NULL and VOID and take those lands from you to give to drug dealers.

>> No.10917136
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10917136

How can I find brazillian girls like this?

>> No.10917160

>>10917060
I have hardware technician, bought a lot of used parts and made a computer, some were donated, this thing I use its a total shit thing.

>>10917076
No space in SP capital to that, would cost mine sould, two lungs and mine heart to just get an cubiculum.

>>10917136
Being rich and frequenting rich people places or upper class places, simple as that.

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this is me with a brazilian hooker
im from europe
it was a nightmare to spend 2 months in Rio
couldnt even wear my cheap tag heuer without being followed by strange guys in ipanema

>> No.10917224

>>10916647
breh, can you link me the vid? I cant find it

>> No.10917234

>>10917136
Like that? Try a low end strip club

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>>10917160
are you a nigger?

why dont you sell drugs to tourists?

or sell your ass?

>> No.10917279

>>10917161
I'm OP, cant you help me find a way to live?

>>10917235
No, I'm not.

Because there are dominant criminal factions, if you sell in their areas you have your hand cut or you are killed, period.

I'm just an average guy, not so beauty to profit from a mediocre ass.

>> No.10917295

find me a hot Brazil qt 16-21 to woo and eventually bring to America and I'll pay you $200

>> No.10917304

>>10917279
I'm not in Rio anymore, it was too dangerous I didnt feel safe there. Even 40 meters away from hotel a guy runned after me with a knife. this country is fucked up

only safe way to move from your flat is helicopter, and police seem they don't care

seriously, move, or do illegal things because you are fucked if you don't act..

>> No.10917335

ITT:

>ooga booga ayo whitey gibsmedat

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10917347

Just sent you 0.1BTC

>> No.10917371

>>10917295
Woa, let me do some human traffic to win $200, nice bro!
>>10917304
Yes bro, but even so you have lived much more in that period than me in all mine brazilian existence
.>>10917347
Dont fuck with my heart, anon, it hurts as my stomach hurst because I'm hungry.

>> No.10917379

>>10917295
Just use fake gps and do a tinder on Brazil, brazil girls love foreigners, we call "gringo".

>> No.10917405

>>10917371
why don't you have a job nigger?

>> No.10917438

>>10917405
>23 million unemployed guys
>economical recession
>shit fucked up

Give me a job and I'll work, anon.

>> No.10917457

>>10917438
>ayo gibsmedat

Dude I don't believe you don't have any money. People in the slums always have money to buy drugs. Yet you don't have money to buy an apple? You had money to buy a computer and a smartphone to post this, but you can't get a job or invest in some cheap shit coin like XLM?

I don't believe it. Especially since I know third worlders think it's funny to scam Westerners.

>> No.10917460

>>10917438
I have a job for you, can you get on your knees?

>> No.10917511

>>10917438
if i were you i would prostitute for rich gay
or sell drugs to tourists (grindr / tinder etc..)
then you will bank some money and will be able to have a business

stop coming here to ask for money
there are many westerners who end the month with -600$ in the bank account during all the year..

>> No.10917512

>>10917457
I'm not asking you to believe me, its your perspective and it doesnt change nothing, in fact, for me.

I'm not in a smartphone, I'm using an computer made of many partes with intel core dois duos, but you think its funny its on you.

Everyone that live on the slum buy drugs? Ok Mr omnicient, thanks to the class.

Yes, its cheap, even if one dollar worth 4.5 reais its all cheap.

>> No.10917533

>>10917512
so why can't you buy a shit coin like XLM and swing trade? it's literally 30 cents

other coins are fractions of a penny

so why can't you swing trade with this?

>> No.10917548

>>10917533
you realize trading is a negative sum game?

>> No.10917569

>>10917460
Not now, sorry.

>>10917511
>rich gay men
I'm not gorgeous, neither babyface, neither big muscle.. I'm just a average guy.

You never saw brazilian prison to say that type of shit.

>>10917533
>>10917548
Yes, what a smart ideas, my only income that prevents me to starve I'll swing trade it, even if its hard to convert it to fiat on Brazil, because the smart first world citizen omnisciente said that to me.

Thanks, I dont know how me or the other 23 million unemployed are all fucked.

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>>10917569
There really isn't anything I can suggest to you. If I were in your position I would just fuck off into the wilderness, but I don't think Brazil has any.

Maybe find some eccentric guy who is willing to pay to have you turned into a woman for his fetish or BDSM slave or something IDK, there really isn't an escape from extreme poverty.

Just remember Brazil is one of the GOOD parts of south america.

>> No.10917588

>>10917438
You need to learn basic coding, especially js. Then start doing little projects and upload them all to your github. After a year you will have enough to find a remote job

>> No.10917607

>>10914495
test

>> No.10917616

>>10917588
fuck off, we don't need any more cheap third worlders devaluing the American labor market

>>10917569
You were just in this thread earlier saying you know trading and you just want some money for trading. Then I tell you they're fractions of a penny and now suddenly you don't want to trade crypto? Which one is it nigger?

>> No.10917648

>>10917584
Cant become a female neither, old already.

>>10917616
I said I dont have a decent amount that would be sufficient to trade and even if I lost it all wont fuck my life over.

But you just wanna be right and yada yada, you won the battle agains a beggar, here is your prize:
.

>> No.10917662

>>10917648
so how do you make income now?

>> No.10917667

>>10917648
BDSM slave?
Some people are willing to do that if they can do anything to you.

>> No.10917685

>>10917662
>>10917662
Doing a lot of airdrops, bought 6 GSM's, did 6 facebook,s 6 telegram, a lot of emails and getting into a tons of airdrops.

And sometimes someone hire me, yesterday I received 0.1 eth from a guy, that was enought to print more curriculums and buy mine dog food and 5kilos of white rice and 2 kilos of beans.

>> No.10917731

op if i fly over to you would you party with me with whores and blow if its all on me

u promise not to kill me though

>> No.10917734

>>10917685
do you know how to use Adobe Illustrator?
>inb4 it costs money
you can pirate for free

what software do you know how to use?

>> No.10917761

>>10917731
I prefer that you do it on your own, hope you appreciate it, already had bad experiences with "anons in real life".
>>10917734
If I learn to use Adobe Illustrator do you know for sure something I can do?

>> No.10917772

>>10917761
>already had bad experiences with "anons in real life".
lmao. story time please anon. also provide some proof you as poor as you describe you and ill send you some btc

show us your bedroom

>> No.10917776

>>10917761
If you learn Adobe Illustrator you can go on fiverr or DeviantArt and people will pay for graphic design work

Since you are such a poorfag, you can lowball everyone else

>> No.10917784

>>10917761
Do you have any social media rackets going?

What other software do you know how to use, if any?

>> No.10917788

How did you learn english? How did you find this site? What was your life like growing up?

>> No.10917853

I pay you $30 for a 2500 word article if you have perfect grammar and can do at least minor research on crypto related topics. Price not negotiable, just let me know if you would be interested.

>> No.10917858

>>10917616
American developers have maybe two decades left. Developers are physically easiest to outsource.
The low quality from third world countries is temporary. It was caused by people that grew without computers and internet due to poverty, and then tried to learn everything on some course. That approach doesn't work, obviously.
Those born after ~2010 have pcs and internet in homes.

If you think they are not a danger because they have lower iqs, that's irrelevant because iq is normally distributed. Assume pajeets have average iq of 85, borderline retarded. Yet the expected std of 15 means 2.275% pajeets have >115 iq. India is going to have ~1.5B pajeets in 2030. That's 34M.
There's ~200M whites in usa. 15.865% >115iq = ~32M.
(I don't differentiate for age groups etc. as that would overcomplicate for the same conclusion)
It's going to be horrible for American developers because India is so poor. It means a very high fraction of smart pajeets is going to become developers just for money, while living in a very cheap country.
A 120 iq American dev is going to have to compete with two 120iq pajeets that want to do his work remotely, and for 1/5 of his current inflation-adjusted pay.

Future is going to be interesting.

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>>10917772
>its Jesus with some durex tape on the wall
This coins will feed me for more 3 days.

>know another brazilian teenager on brazilian imageboard
>he say he is rich, so no problem we go out after being friends for like 6 months
>he lend me some clothes because I just have fucked up clothes
>we are at a club
>one drink costs almost what I use to eat for a month
>he bring drinks to me
>why I cant enjoy too?
>then he bring girls
>more drinks
>he starts to do coke
>start scream the "Blue music -I'm blue dabadi yabuda"
>fucking disappear
>all the drinks were into the table, so security guards came to ask if I could pay in advance
>got humiliated cause no money
>friend appears one hour after I got totally humiliated, said he went go get an blowjob in the bathroom
>goes with the girl out
>I had to talk 10km till get to the next metro station

>>10917853
Send me a email so I can have your contact.
Princeofcrypto@protonmail.com
>>10917788
Bought used books on "sebos", won a free course because I had more than 95% in a text.

Dafuq this captcha

>> No.10917884

>>10917858
Development is already saturated - just look at 4chan. Every other faggot on here wants to be a programmer.

t. Actual developer/programmer

>> No.10917890

>>10915537
you need to stop being a faggot and provide a product or service that people want and make money that way otherwise go to the wagecuck general with all the other worthless wagie drones

>> No.10917902
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>>10917883
>>10917890
Thats what I want to, I just wanted to be poor for a day, being everyday makes me tired.

>> No.10917919

>>10917883
lmao. gib ur wallet anon

>> No.10917921

>>10917902
Can't even answer my questions when I'm trying to help you out

>> No.10917930

>>10917884
It isn't yet. Salaries compared to other office jobs are way too high for that to be true.

>> No.10917934

>>10917921
Hey sorry, didnt had seen, no joke.

I just know to use fruity loops, powerpoint/excel/word at medium level.

This recaptcha fucks me over

>> No.10917984

>>10917919
328dfr9SypwGf6cTmpWYBFqDZpcJUszT4J
Did that wallet on coinbase now, if you have something I can do I'm not asking for free money.

I'm a job beggar, not just a beggar.

>> No.10917990

>>10917919
anon i got shit to do. you want me to make you hood rich or no?

>> No.10917997

>>10917990
I have sent you, this recaptcha is fucking me over
>>10917984

>> No.10918041

>>10917984
can you make a new wallet on blockchain.info

dont my shit to be linked directly to some brasilian kyc lol

>> No.10918048

>>10917934
So you don't know how to do anything useful

You would starve in America too

>> No.10918068

>>10918041
Did it.
1m1E2htEtUJ33N9o1jZcw8dwfFsZWTc3T
>>10918048
For sure, I'm a technician with more than 2 courses, the difference is that on America I could paint houses, anything, here I CANT.

>> No.10918081

>>10917569
thanks for the info and the posts dude

>> No.10918084

>>10915270
Nah, fuck that guy. I am happy you came here Nederbro. Our country is fucked, though. Thank the Boomers, jews, and politicians for that.

>> No.10918100

>>10918084
I went downtown today and a chinese family went by speaking to their kid in english.

Maybe everything will be OK after all.

>> No.10918122

>>10914495
You could somewhat easily make $50+/day coding if you work hard and/or are smart.

>> No.10918143

>>10918122
The problem is: is it something right or there is a chance?

Because know brazilian coders and even the good ones dont make $50/daily

>> No.10918161

>>10918068
How do you get money now?
How much is your rent?
How much do you make?
How much do you spend on food?

>> No.10918163

>>10918068
just sent you 700$ anon

enjoy. hope its enough to free me for all my sins.

>> No.10918164

>>10918122
Another somewhat easy thing to do is YouTube videos. Post memes, top 10 videos, countdowns, funny facts etc. If you’re good at it it’s not that’s hard to get 100k views. If you strike gold and get several million views on a single video it’s months worth of salary for you. This is probably what I would do if I had no/little skills myself and lived in a poor country.

>> No.10918171

>>10918163
Holy fuck the madman actually did it. Respect anon.

>> No.10918172

>>10918163
you sent $700. 50% chance he's going to go buy drugs with it

>> No.10918178

>>10918163
Signs of the great bull run

>> No.10918182
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>>10918163
Dude.. DUDE.. DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll be able to buy mine older mother a new glass...

I"M FUCKING CRYING DUDE

NO JOKE BRO

NOW I CAN TRY TO MAKE MINE DREAMS COME TRUE

SERIOUSLY ANON

REALLY THANKS

DAFUQ MANN

I"M CRYING OF HAPINESSSSSSS

Send me a EMAIL, I"M DOING SOME BOOKS AND I WANNA PUT IN EVERY ONE OF THEM THAT YOU HELPED ME

This is mine DOGE

THANKSSS

>> No.10918188

>>10918182
don't be a dumb nigger and tell people you have that money, not even your best friend or your gf

>> No.10918192

>>10918182
This is really sweet.
Don't spend it on ladyboys.

>> No.10918200

>>10918188
It's 2 months pay dude don't overreact

>> No.10918211

>>10918200
"Only" two months pay. That's crazy.
Two months of his time has been soared and now he can put it to some use with an investment of some sort like a way to earn income (hopefully).
If someone gave me two months my salary I would be so fucking happy.

>> No.10918212

>>10918068


Feel ya

Sucks to be young in a country with a crisis...but just wait...in 1-2 years we in europe will be sitting in the same boat like the brazilians...
Boomers and zionists destroyed the world economy beyond saving...now it is just time to see the world burn and swallow its own greed

>> No.10918221

>>10918211
>Two months of his time has been soared
*saved

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>>10918188
I have already told mine younger brother that I can get his sinusite treatment that I couldnt afford..

Dafuq dude... looking to the monitor and the tears just goes down...

Really anons, really thankfull to you and every one of you.

Hope you all have a great life, and if someday you get in need I hope I can reincarnate to be able to pay it back..

Seriously, I'm really happy.. the tears just come rolling.

Any anon that need help just email me, I'll keep shilling here to try help some anons to be social functional again.

>> No.10918254

>>10918163
Now we're going to get 30 brazilniggers a day crying for gibs

>> No.10918258

>>10918248
Pet your doggo for us.
We're all gonna make it.

>> No.10918264

>>10918254
/biz/ has been worse

>> No.10918266

>>10918254
Then they'll get purged with mass bannings. Don't forget that happened and we got a sticky for it.

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>>10918254
I wont let it happen.

I'll start an ebook that I will shill and spread for free to people learn how to make money on internet, so nobody has to beg and humilliate like I did.

>>10918258
I'll bring her to the vet so she can take all vaccines now and get castration.

>> No.10918291

>>10918172

shitcoin drugs.

>> No.10918312

>>10918282
maybe you shouldn't spend it all as soon as you get it and invest and then use what your profit form your investments to fund these things such as your dog's treatments and your sinuses

>> No.10918320

>>10918291

but seriously, this is a story, likely a true story, so biz redeems itself. bona sorte!

>> No.10918335

>>10918200
Two months pay for free would make me extremely happy too. Assuming you have a good job in a rich country, wouldn’t getting 15-50k for free make you really happy?

>> No.10918337

>>10918282
youre already spending money on things you dont have the money for. look at this 700 as a initial to make you more money, not to spend on crap you didnt have money for.

Get your brother treated and thats it. You cant afford other crap. Use the rest of the money as a seed to make more.

>> No.10918353

>>10918172
i read the thread and feel op is genuine. if he spends it on blow i wouldnt mind either.

nice dog op. i wanna buy myself one aswell soon. whats the race called?

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>>10918312
>>10918337
Believe me, My mom did potato chips because I said to her its a happy and special night.

I'll treat mine dog, pay the treatment and besides that I'll use that to survive while I do some ebooks and keep digging.

I'm really thankfull to all of you.

I had write on the paper "Thanks /biz/ 01/09/18"

>> No.10918387

Btw. I got a question OP. I want to go on vacation to Brazil sometime in the future. Where would you recommend I go if I want to be 110% safe but still want to experience Brazilian culture (i.e. not some gated community)? I don’t really care how expensive it is.

You should consider investing that $700 in something safe like stock ETFs if it’s a lot of money to you.

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>>10918353
I found the in the suburbs/favela, some street beggar and crackhead wanted to trow her in the death river I posted here, I paid them R$5 reais and said she was mine and brought here home, she had vermins and all the shit.

She is a streetdog.

>>10918387
Just have some real friend to back you up and dont go to suburbs, favela, and just go to known places that are safety.

>> No.10918440

>>10918407
good lad

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>>10918407
thats odd, how come you are not a nigger and saved that doggo?

>> No.10918479

>>10918353
Send me a email, when you can.

I'm being sincere, in every book I do I'll write something that show I'm thankfull to your help.

>>10918466
I dont know too, It's just how it happened.

>> No.10918500

>>10918479
what is your ancestry like?

>> No.10918535

>>10918500
Portuguese

>> No.10918544

>>10918500
My dead grandfather was descendant of europeans, his wife, mine gradnpa was descendent of pure indians. Mine grandmother is descendent of Italians and her husband, mine grandfather, was son of an european with some indian too.

So its kind of a mix, I dont look so much as the usual brazilian, but I'm still not white, atleast phisically.

>> No.10918563

>>10917161
What do I need to know when I’m rio? How much would she be for a week? More pictures?

>> No.10918574

>>10918544
>European and Indian
God what the fuck. Those old time colonials we're a sick and depraved bunch.
Look at the beasts called mexicans and remember that the Spanish thought "this would make a great addition to my lineage."

>> No.10918586

>>10918574
Does anyone think that's what happens when you're on a boat for so long with stinky dirty men? You see any barely human female and just lose it?
They must have been on like no fap x10 and lost their minds.

>> No.10918598

>>10918574
nothing wrong with banging your indian maid while high on coke

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>>10918479
Hey dude, UK fag here.

Are Brazilian women a good investment?

If so, where can I find one without having my dick or head chopped off in the process?

>> No.10918615

>>10918601
No they all have STDs

Why don't you just be a man and learn how to attract a British slag you beta bitch

>> No.10918616

>>10918586
Think about it. You're on a boat for months at a time, half the guys die anyway from a rotten leg or some shit, then you finally get on land.
After roaming around a little and tired from fapping in the ship's basement with rotten something you see something shaped like a human and it has holes.
>MUH DIK
And it happens.

I think I just solved the problem of racemixing. It stems from mental disorder due to unnecessarily brutal living conditions and social isolation. It's literally a sign of a traumatized and unhealthy mind.

>> No.10918626

>>10918574
To be fair the Brazilian Indians are better looking than the Mexican squat people, albeit not by much

>> No.10918627

>>10918574
Yes, but its an different type of Indian.
>>10918586
Bro, imagine you live on Europe, all the womans use clothes yada yada, them you see an indian without everything that wanna have your babies 100% in a hot place.

>>10918601
No, they ain't, if you mean to have a wife or have good relationship without daddy issues.

Unless you wanna play the lottery.

but being a UKfag many br girls will hunt you down because they love "gringos"/foreigners.

Just go after medium class girls, will have no problem.

You can always come here, visit some exotical places, do shit you wouldnt do usually and go back to UK.

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>>10918616
>he wouldn't bang this because muh racemixing
Do you even have testosteron?

>> No.10918650

>>10918627
>all the womans use clothes yada yada, them you see an indian without everything
I've seen loads of fat mexican women in black tights and it's more like nightmare fuel than boner inducing. Sometimes it actually makes feel genuine disgust and revulsion.

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>>10918615
Been there, done that.

If you are so much of a chad you will realise the actual state of British women.

>When I make it she wont be british

Pic related (Surely you know what I mean)

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Brazil probably wouldn't be so shit if it weren't for niggers

WE

>> No.10918661

>>10918627
Daddy issues are fun faggot

>> No.10918674

>>10918653
I see attractive British tourists here all the time in Florida

Some of them are actually stupid hot

You just sound like a faggot

>> No.10918678

>>10918635
>the one in a hundred Japanese woman with a photographer is just your A V E R A G E nip
You've never been to Japan. They're mostly ugly and shaped funny with horrible teeth and that British men complaining about it.

>> No.10918683

>>10918627
Are you going to do the graphic design thing I told you about?

You can also go on craigslist (website) and go to all the different countries and cities and try to find graphic design work on there too

>> No.10918690

>>10918661
Not when it can ruin your life
.>>10918674
I'm OP, its like in Brazil, there are many brazilian hot woman, but they are inacessible for men like me (average and poor, no criminal), so there are a lot of them, but I cant get none.

I think this is what happens with Ukfag.

>>10918683
I'll search more about it, thanks for the idea!

>> No.10918726

>>10918690
Does brazilian women like foreigner for green card like SEA? Are they loyal?

>> No.10918735

>>10918678
Well yeah, but there are tons of really hot girls. If you haven't been laid for months and you see one, why the fuck wouldn't you?

>> No.10918739

>>10918690
>its like in [insert country], there are many hot woman, but they are inacessible for men like me (average and poor, no criminal), so there are a lot of them, but I cant get none.

>I think this is what happens with [insert country]fag.
Women are women, mates. It's the same everywhere. Get fit and make some money.

>> No.10918750

>>10918735
That's the point I made. See >>10918616

>> No.10918783

>>10918690
Bro, it doesn't matter what country you live in. You will always have that band of shit tier low class women who maybe go for poor fags like yourself.

I myself was poor as fuck for many years from having poor parents living in a shit area of the uk, everything was shit lol.

Finally left home at 21, now 24 with a stupid amount of money living in a decent southern area of England fucking middle class women and fighting off women in Europe and SEA a few times per year.

Work hard, be smart, you will make it.

>> No.10918793

>>10918750
Yeah, but you'd do it at home too, why wouldn't you? I mean men are made to spread their seed

>> No.10918809

nice thread, made 0.02 btc trading in the meanwhile, good night bros

>> No.10918821

>>10918726
>>>10918735
Yes, they love it.

On Brazil World Cup they fighted with each other to kiss/make sex with gringos.

Even brazilian white guys pretended to be "gringo"/foreigners to make sex easier.

>>10918739
Yes, it happens everywhere.

>>10918783
>>10918783
Got your point, but atleast now, in this favela sphere I can't change anything yet.

So I gotta focus on graduate and do money, woman after, I already lost mine puberty years, so I can wait some more time.>>10918809
I'm OP, can you teach or point me out?

I just need some direction

>> No.10918827

>>10917125
Yea I figured Brazil was a sketchy place to buy property

>> No.10918846

>>10918821
It's bots, you can't calculate it manually, so learn programming would be my advice

>> No.10918901

>>10918846
Thanks anyway.

>> No.10918907

>>10918821
Unlucky you didn't get any pussy when you were younger OP.

Try this order...
>Graduate with good grade
>Land decent paying job
>Work harder for extra hours and bonuses
>THAN, and only than proceed to next step
>Trade time/money for finding a gf/wife

If you find a female in the process, great. But don't sacrifice your career for her. Good luck.

>> No.10918965

>>10918907
It's fine, I dont waste much time thinking in it, focused on survival.

I'm gratefull to God that always answer when I call him, thats why I have faith that I will suceed.

>> No.10918971

>>10918965
don't forget to pay your 30% tax
:)

>> No.10918998

>>10918971
>>10918971
What you mean?

I just believe in Christ, anon, for that I dont have to pay nothing.

>> No.10919016

>>10918998
Amen

>> No.10919258

Thanks everyone!

God bless you all!

>> No.10919351

>>10919258
God bless you man. I genuinely hope your life/conditions improve. Also, nice dog!

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>>10917890
>you need to stop being a faggot and provide a product or service that people want and make money

>> No.10919379

>>10919351
Thanks, I'll payback the help you gave me.

>>10919358
hue

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>>10915211

>> No.10919434

>>10919379
Couldn’t you teach English? Your English is pretty good.

>> No.10919445

>>10919434
The problem is that nobody wanna hire me, I'm searching for anything that can be done but I cant find

If you know something that I can do just send me in the email if you can

>> No.10919446

>>10914495
I believe you, as a BJJ practitioner of about 10 years, your English is very Portuguese-y.

As an American, is it safe to come visit to fuck hot hookers?

>> No.10919455

>>10919446
I would say to you to come to visit the exotical places plus fuck some hookers.

Yes, its safe if you stay on the safe areas/motels/hotels and have a friend to back you up and some malice.

Hope you enjoy if you come here someday.

>> No.10919607

>>10918282
>he's already blowing the money on stupid shit like veterinary services
lmao stay hue

>> No.10919651

>>10919455
obrigado

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>>10918163
I am jealous

>> No.10920544

>>10918658
WUZ

>> No.10920550

OP sounds like a cool guy.

Hope you make it friend!

>> No.10920745

>>10915387
You're doing it wrong. You're asking them for a position. Don't do that. Offer yourself to them. If they really don't have interest, they don't get a CV - it's just going in the trash anyway. Look a man in his eyes and convince him that you're valuable.

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Well I think that we should all accept our lot in life. You can't have winners without losers. I for one am grateful that my husband's hard work got me where I am today, but really it was just meant to be

>> No.10921187

>>10917584
>Brazil
>no wilderness

>> No.10921231

Post more brazilian thots plz.

>> No.10921247

>>10916474
kanker