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I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a month ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>> No.10900057

>>10900000
wow

>> No.10900068

>>10900000
checked

>> No.10900075

>>10900000
Nice.

>> No.10900078

>>10900000

It is written in those digits!

>> No.10900079

We’ve made it.

>> No.10900080

Hahahahahaha fucking stinkies every fucking time
Also put me in the screenshot

>> No.10900085
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10900085

Not bad

>> No.10900088

>>10900000
Yes well sir this is the most pleasant surprise

>> No.10900089

Based and link pilled

>> No.10900090

>>10900000
I would worship those feet

>> No.10900095

>>10900000
Halleluja my Lord ! ChainLink will make us all rich as fuck

>> No.10900097

>>10900000
shill bot thread detected

>> No.10900098

>another link shitshow

fuck off faggots. you're the most deluded jeets in crypto

>> No.10900110

See son, I told you I was in most of those legendary link threads.

>> No.10900111

>>10900000
If dubs, every linkie has to do the same once singularity comes

>> No.10900116

>>10900097
>>10900098
>>10900097
>>10900098

>> No.10900120

>>10900111
One better.

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10900125

>>10900000
Epic win

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10900127

>>10900000
I LOVE LINK!!!

https://metamask.plus

Metamask is giving away 800 LINK to everyone too

>> No.10900138

>>10900111
Oh shit.

I'm glad that I don't own this shit.

>> No.10900142

>>10900000
Quints of truth

>> No.10900148

>>10900127
What kind of Pajeetry is that?

>> No.10900151

Is it a paid shill ?

>> No.10900157

>>10900127
LIE!
I just installed and got 1.4 ETH for free, but no link!

I think i am supposed to buy Link with the ETH tho

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10900160

>>10900000
Based

>> No.10900162

>>10900127
>>10900157

Jesus fuck off already. Worst attempt ever

>> No.10900173

>>10900151
It's a group of them with proxies, phones, etc.

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10900191

>>10900000
Nice get script faggot.

>> No.10900195

>>10900162
I am serious

>try to take a print
>linux won't screenshot metamask
WTF?

>> No.10900223

>>10900173
Phones, really?

>> No.10900235

>>10900127
So that mask picture is a collectable pepe? Please let me buy that how do I transfer my worthless fiat

>> No.10900239

Praise kek $1000 EOY

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10900257

Witnessed

>> No.10900270

>>10900257
This image is magic too

>> No.10900272

All the drama blah blah blah but all it has done is not very well in the markets boring now this has been shilled FOR A FUCKING YEAR stop it it’s incredibly boring and not fun

>> No.10900284

I'm pretty new here what's the trick to timing it so the numbers at the end are the same

Thanks and a PRAISE KEK

>> No.10900287

>>10900000
daily reminder: LINK $1000 EOY (((only))) requires a non-stop daily +6.79% for 123 consecutive days, "we can do it, we can do it" kek

>> No.10900295

>>10900284
>PRAISE KEK
you answered you own question, kek

>> No.10900335

>>10900000
ITS IMPOSSIBLE, HOW IS IT OVER 9000

>> No.10900372

>>10900000
>>10900000

WOW!!!

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10900394

>>10900000

ch-checked

>> No.10900408

>>10900000
Fuck those digits, out of this world. I’mma have to invest.

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10900502

>>10900000

Posting in epic bread

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10901113

>>10900000
Kek wills it

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10901191

>>10900000
Strong with the stink you are; quintuples confirm: LINK $1k+ eoy.
>mfw in the best threads

>> No.10901216

You motherfuckers

>> No.10901250

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.10901311

>>10900000
This guys from Massachusetts with that very average sized meat hog

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10901365

>>10900000

>> No.10901426

>>10901365
Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the market stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You can drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

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10901731

>>10901191
>mfw i was in the >>7777777 thread

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10902066

>>10900000
Noice 0s pal

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10902126

>>10901426
Now that’s a rhyme I haven’t heard in quite a while

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10902146

>>10900000
checkd and kekd

>> No.10902170

>>10900000
Checked and epic!

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10902321

vvvvvvvv
vvvvvvvv
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10901250
10901250
10901250
10901250
wow 8x quints counters OP

>> No.10902352

not bad op

>> No.10902397

>>10901250
this lol

>> No.10902450

>>10900000
imagine

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10902486

>>10900000
Checke'd

>> No.10902604

>>10900195
sudo apt-get install shutter
sudo pacman -S shutter
sude emerge --ask shutter

Take your pick, and thank me later

>> No.10902760

>>10900000


How much LINK to buy that painting?

>> No.10903874
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10903874

>>10902760
At least 10 LINK post singularity for that masterpiece

>> No.10903878

>>10900000

She has such nice feet.

>> No.10903896

>>10900111
Fuck. I will be a stinky linky

>> No.10903941
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10903941

>>10900000
pretty based desu

>> No.10905044

>>10903941
all praise Kek, kek

>> No.10905094

>>10900000
fugly aged feet, thou, kek

>> No.10905442

>>10900000
too bad its just a useless token