/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10884154]

Girls like APPL phones edition.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed) [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed) [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

previous bread: >>10880636

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10884170]

First for being beat to making the new thread

[Anonymous No.10884181]

>In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a terrorist, but the plan turns from bad to worse when the same terrorist impersonates the FBI agent.

FACE OFF: a classic 1997 science fiction thriller starring NICHOLAS CAGE and JOHN TRAVOLTA. You wont want to miss this one!

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884184]

First for my waifu, RKG, may her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

[Anonymous No.10884199]

first for smuckers

[Anonymous No.10884204]

Fifth for GREEN AS FUCK day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10884208]

Toyota bump

best car company stock w dividends?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884220]

>>10884181
I'll put it in the queue because you're so persistent, but this week is THE BIG SHORT

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884227]

>>10884154
>APPL
I can't tell if I'm just taking the bait, but
NO.
>AAPL

[Anonymous No.10884237]

>>10884227
baited

i was just pretending to be retarded ^_^

[Anonymous No.10884244]

This is an EXTREMELY important survey
Please, What brand of petfood do you use most often? like dog/cat brands kibbles and bits ect

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10884251]

>>10884244
actual food and not some manufactured crap

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884264]

>>10884251
Same. I feed my cat chocolate and straight sticks of butter.
I call 'em chicken shitter.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884265]

>>10884244
Not the shit GIS makes

[Anonymous No.10884267]

>>10884220
AMERICAN PSYCHO BEFORE FACEOFF

I MISSED MY FUCKING RECCOMENDED MOVIE LAST WEEK


also first for Engineering degrees (that arnt trash like civil or software)

[Anonymous No.10884271]

>>10884244
Store-brand kibble.

[Anonymous No.10884280]

>>10884264
>>10884251
uhhhh
Please buy big name brand.its safer and tastes better. I recommend Milk bone and your dog will love you for life

[Anonymous No.10884301]

who else here still /shorttsla/?

[Anonymous No.10884310]

>>10884301
how do you short stocks

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884315]

>>10884280
I was shitposting. My cat lives at my parents' house in a different state.
I think they occasionally give him those fancy feast cans, but I don't recall the brand on the regular stuff that they give him.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10884323]

>>10884310
buy a put, sell a call

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884331]

>>10884267
Your request has been processed

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884343]

>>10884323
Nice brapper, m80
Would strangle with her own shoelaces / 10

[bible-bro No.10884347]

>>10884323
>>10884343
decent

[Anonymous No.10884367]

>>10884315
Call your parents and recommend them Blue Buffalo Blue Healthy Gourmet variety

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884395]

>>10884347
Those girls have asses like a sad sack of potatoes ;_;

[Anonymous No.10884396]

at what point is living with your parents and investing all your money pathetic. or is it legitimately a good idea for as long as possible?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884399]

>>10884343
2poops I have question
I have some normie friends who are throwing some money around for a smol website project that is monetized
Do you have a discord I could talk to you about it? I could list you as "consultant" so you get a some initial cash and % royalty

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884420]

>>10884399
What's the tech stack?
I've used AngularJS, Flask, TA'd a class on Rails, and currently write a scala backend for a bank
No fees if I don't write code
You can email me at [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.10884421]

How do we stop AMD?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10884424]

>>10884395
agreed. need more booty in this thread

[bible-bro No.10884429]

>>10884395
>Those girls have asses like a sad sack of potatoes ;_;
that girl doesnt even have an ass

although I do like them a little thicc

>>10884421
you dont, you buy more

[Anonymous No.10884439]

>>10884429
what the fuck what is this /brit/ meme doing in your saved

lmao

[Anonymous No.10884442]

>>10884421
By making INTC better.
...AMD will never be stopped.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884450]

>>10884420
Thanks my dude, I'll email you when I get home!
>>10884154
>>10884237
gross asians
>>10884323
5/10
>>10884343
10/10
>>10884347
3/10
>>10884395
10/10 body 3/10 face
>>10884424
Excellent / 10

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884454]

>>10884429
I see.
I like scrawny girls.
I think the ones that I've liked the most or dated the longest were all under 100 pounds.

[bible-bro No.10884492]

>>10884454
>she cant even smother you while sitting on your face
>her hips will shatter into a million pieces after the first couple of kids

whats even the point

i will never understand people with a flat-fetish

also to get back on topic, is there any international stock worth buying on RH? or should we just wage economic war by shorting every chinese and german stock they offer?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10884498]

>>10884454
would absolutely smash

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884508]

>>10884454
Google image search returns no results on this photo
Is this your ex 2scoops :3

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884525]

>>10884450
>>>10884420
>Thanks my dude, I'll email you when I get home!
It doesn't have to be "formal" -- you can just shitpost
Please send the idea as well, although I usually just end up roasting it lol
I won't charge a dime unless I write code, and I usually don't end up writing code for these things

>>>10884154
>>>10884237
>gross asians
>not taking an interest in muh tight asian meme and just forcing them to put a paper bag on their head

>>>10884395
>10/10 body 3/10 face
Again, nothing a paper bag can't solve, but you won't be looking at her face if your ding dong's in her ass

[Ottawa No.10884537]

please stop making fun of cute asian girl's cute faces desu

[Anonymous No.10884557]

i know das plastic loooooove

[Anonymous No.10884558]

>>10884537
>asian women are attractive
they're literally off brand bottom shelf white women you weaboo cuck

[Texas anon No.10884572]

God dammit I just want to sleep and we’ve dropped 3 calls in 15 mins.

[Anonymous No.10884574]

Looking at grabbing 500$ worth of a monthly dividend soon, leaning towards ECC, AD.TO or GOOD. Any suggestions?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884579]

>>10884508
No, but this is one of them :)
She was majoring in computer science and 2 years younger than me. Fucking jackpot.

[Ottawa No.10884581]

asian girls are currently undervalued, going long on them 3x leveraged.

[Anonymous No.10884586]

Why is AMD a good buy?

[Texas anon No.10884587]

>>10884572
Also MILFS are the gentleman’s lay.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884598]

>>10884537
I think you're mainly posting Japanese girls.
Chinese girls can look kind of icky.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884602]

>>10884537
It's not even a face anymore, it's just a plastic laden mask
>>10884579
literal 10/10

[Anonymous No.10884615]

>>10884587
>Also MILFS are the gentleman’s lay.


my nigga right there

[Ottawa No.10884619]

>>10884586
SHUT THE FUCK UP WERE TALKING ABOUT GIRLS

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884663]

>>10884619
That's not a girl thats an insect

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884670]

>>10884586
It's not.
But, you could look at Intel's current market cap... then look at AMD's... And ask yourself if Intel has really been staying awake at the wheel over the course of the last decade.
>Andy Grove is gone.
>Fucking Lisa Su...
I think I know where the future of CPUs will be, but idk the timeline, how long, or whether there'll be bumps along the way.
I don't think the current price is any good.

>>10884587
>>10884615
Wtf. Nope.

[bible-bro No.10884685]

what is everyones ideal gal pal?
protip: 9 is the correct answer

>>10884574
LMT, BA, DIA, F, HON

>>10884537
>>10884581
>liking women based on race
>not based on hips to waist to chest ratio
ISHYGDDT

>>10884587
this man speaks the truth
>>10884615
muh nigga

[Anonymous No.10884696]

>>10884670
Gotcha. Thanks man.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884697]

>>10884619
I don't have many Asian girls with clothes on

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884702]

>>10884685
1, 2 4, 5 and maybe 3. Anything else is fat

[Anonymous No.10884707]

>>10884685
Everything below the first row is morbid obesity and should be exterminated.

[Anonymous No.10884716]

good thread boys
SMELL-O VISION WHEN

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884724]

>>10884716
Remember flat chest is best chest

[Anonymous No.10884740]

>>10884154
How high do you homies see cspr and similar stocks going?

[Texas anon No.10884741]

>>10884670
>>10884702
>>10884707
Virgins. THICC is incredible and MILF pussy is the tightest you’ll ever have.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884742]

>>10884697
More brappers.

[Anonymous No.10884756]

>>10884724
W R O N G

[Anonymous No.10884758]

>>10884685
I want #7 to put me in a chokehold and slap my nutsack until my yelps are five octaves higher.

[Anonymous No.10884765]

>>10884741
>MILF
>tight

United states of obesity detected

[Anonymous No.10884766]

So this is what it looks like when stock markets are closed?
I wondered how pre-market hours action were defined, here is how I guess.

[Texas anon No.10884777]

>>10884685
Rollin

[Texas anon No.10884794]

>>10884765
>thinking weight is linked to tightness
I thought Cindy was the only virgin in here.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884798]

>>10884685
1, 2, and 14 are ideal. 3 and 4 can work.

>>10884702
>>10884707
I think you guys missed 14, which looks misplaced.

>>10884758
I don't like muscular chicks. I like a girl that's a total shy pussy that I can pin anywhere.

>>10884741
>Virgins. THICC is incredible and MILF pussy is the tightest you’ll ever have.
>MILF pussy is the tightest
Critical thinking, anon, critical thinking. It's an important skill.

[Anonymous No.10884805]

>tripfags are psudo-pedos

I don't even know why these things suprise me anymore

>>10884741
Time and time again you prove yourself to be a bro-tier real niggah

Don't ever change

>>10884756
>>10884758
Anons truly are great sources of light in this dark place >>10884777
>4som with 3 #7's
Greatest jackpot

[Texas anon No.10884808]

>>10884794
*Comfy
I’m being a degenerate phone poster>>10884798

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884823]

>>10884766
The pre-market crowd is the least shitposting of all day, but it's quiet and filled with eurocucks.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10884827]

>>10884798
>pudgy
DISGUSTING. I run 4 miles a day to keep a lean and delicious twink bod, this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
>>10884808
Um actually I'm only 2/3rds a virgin, thanks

[Anonymous No.10884830]

Who is the target audience for these fitness bracelets? Do hip people wear these or is it just boomers?

[Anonymous No.10884837]

whats the play for tomorrow boys?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884844]

>>10884794
>>thinking weight is linked to tightness
>weight is linked to tightness
Weight is not the argument here.
By definition, a MILF has pushed a small child out from between her legs.

[Ottawa No.10884853]

>>10884837
Vanguard S&P 500.

[Texas anon No.10884856]

>>10884827
>this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
God damn there’s nothing worse than a woman who lets herself go once she’s in a relationship, and nothing more terrifying than realizing how fast that can happen.

[Anonymous No.10884860]

>>10884830
I had this slightly autistic Gen Xer working in my office that wore those, along with always making sure he had the latest and greatest gadgets. Always the latest Samsung Galaxy, a tablet, a laptop, bringing all that shit into the office. Meanwhile he'd always complain that he's broke and is searching around for better paying jobs.

Autism isn't limited to millenials and zoomers, anons.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10884864]

>>10884827
>>>10884798 (You)
>>pudgy
>DISGUSTING. I run 4 miles a day to keep a lean and delicious twink bod, this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
No, you tard, that's #15. #14 is "average"

[Anonymous No.10884874]

>>10884856
thats what most women do when they are satisfied. if your wife starts working out constantly its because shes leaving you for a man with more money.

[Texas anon No.10884884]

>>10884844
They see it back up. Have you never taken a biology class?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10884896]

>>10884837
neutralize bad delta while managing quick profits

[Anonymous No.10884898]

>>10884844
>By definition, a MILF has pushed a small child out from between her legs.
But not the legendary christmas cake.

Thight pussy or not doesn't really matter to me, the best fucks I had in my life were with women older than me(even though not necesarily a milf), they don't bitch all the time when you try to be in control and are more relaxed.

[Texas anon No.10884901]

>>10884874
My last ex was THICC when she moved in and 10 months later she was so fat she walked like a paratrooper. Thank god thstcrelationship ended.

[Anonymous No.10884911]

>>10884798
>Critical thinking, anon, critical thinking. It's an important skill.
Virgin detected, vagina is more like a muscle than it is a solid static "object"

I didn't know that was a thing though, just thought it was a happy coincidence that 2 tightest gals were milfs fo me personally
>>10884830
Monitor sleep and heart rate constantly, the data is a precious thing to you personally. useful to monitor it, so that you can change your habits
Also doctors reccomend them to people with sleeping disorders
Medical insurance can sometimes pay for them

[Anonymous No.10884913]

>>10884853
Why?

[Texas anon No.10884923]

>>10884898
This guy gets it. They don’t fuck around when it comes to sex and know how to get off. Most are open to just about anything as well.

[Anonymous No.10884940]

>>10884911
>Monitor sleep and heart rate constantly, the data is a precious thing to you personally. useful to monitor it, so that you can change your habits
does anyone under the age of 30 care about this?

[Anonymous No.10884956]

>>10884154
that's our nancy :)

[Anonymous No.10884958]

Why aren't you fags talking about cvm anymore?

[Texas anon No.10884964]

>>10884940
I see more younger people wearing the than older desu

[Anonymous No.10884965]

>>10884896
i read about delta just now i think i could possibly wrap my head around it. but where are the quick profits?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10884970]

I am tired.

[Anonymous No.10884986]

>>10884940
Yes, many people for health

Especially distance runners, or people training for a marathon (or bikers, swimmers, anything involving distance, calculating calories burned, record resting heart rate, one of if not the most important universal health indicator there is

[Anonymous No.10884989]

How do I invest in the milf potential? I think they will drive the sexual market in the years to come.

Do you think there is a way to produce milf bonds?

[Anonymous No.10885007]

>>10884208
Kind of ugly nose. Does it at least have homage taillights?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10885009]

>>10884965
drop in volatility
took 30% on a short strangle for ROKU in 3 days

[Texas anon No.10885036]

>>10884989
Long at 35 and short at 45. As long as the volume is under 130 of course. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.10885040]

>>10884989
Knock as many of them up as you can
Passing on genetics to the next generation is the only contribution that matters 1000+ years later

Your every action is controlled by Eros and Thanatos, filks are the ultimate way to fufil one and delay the other

Inexpensive women's clothing companies world probably work to, or invest in cheap wine

[Anonymous No.10885062]

Campbell soup earnings tomorrow
feeling excited

[Anonymous No.10885100]

>3dpd thread

[Anonymous No.10885105]

based thread you boys have going tbqh

[Anonymous No.10885130]

For me, it's Jane Levy

[Anonymous No.10885135]

hope it dies before tomorrow

good night

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10885151]

>>10885105
You know you like it

[Anonymous No.10885178]

Reminder that when you post "erotic" pictures you are essentially trying to arouse other men on the internet, and that makes you gay

[Anonymous No.10885184]

>>10885178
Oh shit..

[Anonymous No.10885185]

>>10885178
its only gay if balls are touching

[Anonymous No.10885189]

>>10885178
whoa.......

[Anonymous No.10885196]

>>10885178
Yeah and all porn is technically cuckold porn

[Anonymous No.10885204]

>>10885196
not if you jack off using your imagination

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10885206]

>>10885178
>it's gay to want to stick your dick in a vagina

[Anonymous No.10885220]

>>10885206
Very big if true

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10885230]

>>10885178
Oh my

[Anonymous No.10885500]

TSM

[Anonymous No.10885605]

>>10885500
I still can't believe such a high tech company would be infected by a wannacry variant.

[Anonymous No.10885621]

>>10884421
We don't I'm in at 16.95 and loving life

[Anonymous No.10885630]

>>10885206

[Anonymous No.10885645]

Is it too late to get into the market? It seems so high already.

[Anonymous No.10885667]

>>10885645
nope, we're just getting started
golden bull motherfucker

[Anonymous No.10885731]

>>10885645
>implying

the correction for BILI is over and is only up from here.

[Anonymous No.10885735]

>>10885178
>not being attracted to men
faggot

[Anonymous No.10885768]

>>10885178
>not being attracted to men
faggot

[Anonymous No.10885854]

>>10884244
Adopted the ex-gf's cats. Still buy them the Purina with big tits blonde on the bag.

[Anonymous No.10885878]

>>10884970
Get some rest, and then get ready for a GREEN ASS day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10885885]

>>10884598
Chinese insectoid cunts are disgusting. Twenty years at tOSU and I've never seen one I would touch. Chinese are also filthy liars, only kikes lie and cheat more.

[Anonymous No.10885895]

Will the S&P 500 hit 3,000 by the end of next week?

[Anonymous No.10885932]

>>10885895
Tommorow

[Anonymous No.10885938]

Canada GOOSe has turned out to be a profitable investment! and some people says /es em gee/ doesn't give good recs! Sad!

[Anonymous No.10885985]

what happens at the end of this triangle

[Anonymous No.10886019]

>>10885985
A new trend
Upwards linear I hope

[Anonymous No.10886068]

>>10885007
The 2019 Supra BRAAAAPS every time it shifts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiUKTgWDfPM

[Anonymous No.10886173]

>>10885938
we are just pretending to be retarded m8

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10886378]

>>10885985
price almost tests the most current low but doesn't and then does the same thing for the most recent high and will then meander about after that, disappointing TA fags like you

[Anonymous No.10886595]

>>10884154
Any of y'all niggas in this thread have the google drive for the LEGALLY PURCHASED BOOKS?

[Anonymous No.10886597]

>>10884685
Rolling

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10886796]

>>10884685
rollin

[Anonymous No.10886802]

NVDA to 300

[Anonymous No.10886913]

Good morning /smg/, nice day for BEING GREEN AS FUCK

>>10884685
gf looks like 13 but with tighter waist so I'm gonna go with that

[Anonymous No.10886940]

>>10886913
>tfw

[Anonymous No.10886968]

>>10886913
Also, euro stocks markets are all down besides the CAC. The CAC outperforms the DAX by 7% in 2018 and the FTSE by 6%.

[Anonymous No.10887198]

>Elon

[Anonymous No.10887304]

>>10884154
Does interactive brokers still charge for access to market data?

[Anonymous No.10887683]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.10887703]

>>10884301
mfw 10%+ today

[Anonymous No.10887992]

3dpd thread isn't dead yet

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10888088]

Yessss futures fell
Volition days!!!

[Anonymous No.10888135]

>>10888088
Kneepad why are you awake already? You should be getting your beauty sleep.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10888217]

>>10888135
Kek wake up @ 5 every morning for start preparing trading day :P
Have done this even when hospitals

[Anonymous No.10888232]

>>10888217
>>10888135
>Tfw wage cuck and work 6 days a week from 6pm to 6am
I still stay up till the markets open and make my buys and sells within the first hour. Have to predict everything for the day however long I plan on holding though so that's annoying.

[Anonymous No.10888288]

is it time to short the weed?

[Anonymous No.10888328]

>>10888288
Its either a bull flag or a bull trap

Already have some puts so hope it is the latter.

[Anonymous No.10888384]

>>10885500
CLG

[Anonymous No.10888406]

>>10888217
>lives on west coast

uh talk to me on discord lol

[Anonymous No.10888433]

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TURNING GREEN

[Anonymous No.10888436]

>>10888433
better find out what they ate

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10888441]

>>10888232
You are gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10888475]

>tfw can't tell if this is a thread for stocks or is a thread for asses

Reeeeeeeeee, tell me what stocks to buy.

[Anonymous No.10888492]

Trouble in Turkey.

[Anonymous No.10888494]

[Texas anon No.10888496]

>>10888475
Go long on $MILF

[Anonymous No.10888517]

Good Morning /smg/! How is everyone's outlook today?

[Anonymous No.10888531]

Dollar go to moon?

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10888539]

>>10888517
Long awaited pullback from the ATH

[Anonymous No.10888552]

Dollar bounce off cloud.

Dollar go to moon.

[Anonymous No.10888594]

>>10888517
>up 0.5%
I'm back into green territory overall

[Anonymous No.10888622]

>>10884685
ROLLLIN. plz 4. also elon save my tsla today.

[Anonymous No.10888638]

>>10888622
>3dpd
>rolling
>long tsla

[Anonymous No.10888641]

Digits confirm AMD to $26 eod

[Anonymous No.10888648]

>>10888641
Digits confirm AMD to 40 and then total stock market crash

[Anonymous No.10888664]

>>10888638
atleast everything is consistent with my choices.

[Anonymous No.10888667]

>>10888648
Fail. Digits amd 13.50 NLST +55%

[Anonymous No.10888677]

>>10888664
You will suffer.

[Anonymous No.10888708]

What's a good platform for Canadians to trade on? There should be suggestions in the sticky. I'm deciding between Questrade and my RBC direct investing but curious if there are any others I might've not seen in my research.

[Anonymous No.10888711]

I feel like I should have shorted CPB. Nobody buys their shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.10888719]

Does volume reset on rh at market open? So the premarket volume I'm seeing there now is yesterday + this morning premarket?

[Anonymous No.10888730]

>>10888475
Average into A$$

[Anonymous No.10888744]

TSLA falling big pm

[Anonymous No.10888745]

You're supposed to trade small and medium caps and invest in blue chips. Did I get it right?

[Anonymous No.10888769]

>>10888744
Will it swing back to treefiddy? Or die with a whisper

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10888776]

>>10888745
no you're supposed to invest in your self and trade volatility and commodities.

[Anonymous No.10888789]

>BTC crashing this morning
Fugg
>AMZN about to break 2k
Maybe all hope is not lost

[Anonymous No.10888823]

>>10888789
back down to 6k looks like.

[Anonymous No.10888829]

>>10888641
>>10888648
>>10888667
These digits say NVDA down 20% AMD and INTL hit ATH

[Anonymous No.10888894]

>>10888769
I'm hoping for $275 before anything higher from here, but only because I'm a shortfag. Good luck fren

[Anonymous No.10888897]

>>10888829
These digits calling arbys chart looks like a 10 gallon hat today

[Anonymous No.10888899]

Fuck, it might be a red day

I should have sold BTC before I went to sleep last night

[Anonymous No.10888929]

>>10888899
fuck, i dont want digits to power my red day

[Anonymous No.10888936]

>>10888894
I hope you win big. Tesla the man died penniless and alone like this company will.

[Anonymous No.10888945]

>>10888929
cant be any worse than mine. my whole weeks gains will be wiped out today.

[Anonymous No.10888959]

Bullish Bias

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10888960]

Plan for today
Bearish bias

[Anonymous No.10888973]

>>10888945
Idk it's dropping faster than I want

And it's time for class until 11:30 (machine design) so I'm going to miss the juiciest trade hours today

[Anonymous No.10888978]

>>10888960
wrong answer

[Anonymous No.10888994]

10888888

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10888998]

>>10888978
me know ;_; was just starting for feel golden bull too
trading up so much less risky than trading down

[Anonymous No.10889011]

Should I be setting a stop loss about $50 below current market every time it jumps up in price? Have one set right now but it's crazy how much AMZN has been skyrocketing the past month

[Anonymous No.10889047]

will robinhood try to charge me some OTC fee for buying NTDOY?

[Anonymous No.10889050]

>>10888998
Buy the dip today.

[Anonymous No.10889054]

>>10889047
No.

[Anonymous No.10889065]

>>10889050
tomorrow is friday and the last day of the month. bad combo.

[Anonymous No.10889068]

>>10889065
Not for day trading indexes.

[Anonymous No.10889080]

>>10889065
going into a long weekend no less

[Anonymous No.10889088]

>>10889080
yea exactly i'll keep my free cash on the sidelines for all of those reasons. I have enough open gambles already.

[Anonymous No.10889093]

>>10889088
that sounds like a plan, stan

[Anonymous No.10889118]

portfolio clocked over to 25k today.

how close to having my goal house deposit should i get before i sell everything?
don't want to be forced to sell at a bad time just because i need the money quickly

[Anonymous No.10889123]

>>10889068
theres not enough volume for that senpai

[Anonymous No.10889129]

>>10889118
Never invest money you need. Sell it now.

[Anonymous No.10889135]

>>10884244
Blue Buffalo Wilderness.

[Anonymous No.10889168]

>>10889118
>>10889129
Never sell investments when they can continue to appreciate

don't sell now

[Anonymous No.10889172]

silver and gold crashing again

[Anonymous No.10889179]

>>10889129
>>10889168
Never take investment advice from anyone on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10889189]

>>10889179
oh boy he doesnt realize I am retiring in a decade by maximizing my risk/return during a golden bull run

i have millions in a year

[Anonymous No.10889190]

>>10889172
Inflation figures are through the roof
Market thinks uncle Powell is going to be mean again and tighten some more
EM jelly
PM mad

[Anonymous No.10889193]

>>10889118
your longt erm investments should be a separate account from your house fund anon.

[Anonymous No.10889197]

>>10889193
so what should my house fund be?
100% cash?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10889203]

>>10888973
>machine design
That sounds dank af.
I'm jealous.

>>10889179
Can confirm.
>RIP $LCI
goodnight, sweet prince... ssshhhhhhhh...

[Anonymous No.10889228]

>>10889203
I bought LCI calls after the drop. Going to be a great time.

[Anonymous No.10889242]

>>10889203
And meanwhile, AMRS...

[Holdmoar No.10889253]

>>10889190
And here I am just yelling fucking do it already. I'd rather have a full correction than this slow bleed.

[Anonymous No.10889255]

AMRS!!!
they just made the best ever tasting sugar replacement, apparently.

[Anonymous No.10889257]

>>10889197
that or you could do index funds. but the point of keeping your long term separate is so that you don't continuously dip into it for purchases. once you take from it you're more likely to take again and it won't grow.

[Anonymous No.10889275]

>>10889255
The magic sugar got approved
This is a potentially huge market
I will wait for a nice dip to buy some more
I am really happy to have bought the warrant exercice dip

[Anonymous No.10889281]

>>10889253
We actually had a rather sensible discussion here back in february about what Emperor Trump and uncle Powell are trying to do: deleverage slowly the economy which should result in a sideway market

[Anonymous No.10889298]

>>10889275
Honestly bruv, it may stay above 8, I think it's going to build stronger support here.
Might want to get in around 8.06

[Anonymous No.10889314]

>>10889298
Don't fomo
There is still some warrants to be exercised
Unless you don't have any shares yet, start a small position

[Anonymous No.10889323]

Campbells miss
Still bought the dip at 38

[Anonymous No.10889328]

EA getting JUSTEd this morning. Bf5 delay oy vey!

[Anonymous No.10889329]

>>10889314
Oh I'm 27k up on amrs I got in last year.
Was just staying for new buyers.

[Anonymous No.10889335]

>>10889329
oh lol nice
were you the anon who all-in'ed on AMRS ?

[Anonymous No.10889347]

>>10889335
I put 60% of my portfolio.
A few guys did more than that.

One dude put in like 60k last year, must be feeling nice.

I still think this is still the very beginning.

[Anonymous No.10889359]

>>10889347
Yeah definitely
I really like their story and what Melo did for AMRS
I will definitely add more on a red day

[Anonymous No.10889369]

Buy BLK

[Anonymous No.10889372]

>dat SPX double top
Anyone here /increasinglynervous/?

[Anonymous No.10889377]

AMRS is now looking unironically to be worth mid-teens.

[Anonymous No.10889389]

>>10889054
thank you

[Anonymous No.10889394]

>>10889372
No, new ATHs next week.

[Anonymous No.10889396]

X just gave it to me. Was there tariff news or something?

[Anonymous No.10889402]

>>10889377
>look at AMRS; looks familiar

HUH.

[Anonymous No.10889403]

>>10889372
nope because I am riding on Buffett-sama's shoulders and investing into solid bioshit memes and AMRS

>>10889377
I did a model with AMRS
Based on Melo's guidance given in Q417 and with a share count of 90M, it can be a MID-TEENS™ stock
Now, the total diluted share count is 110M, mid-teens would an optimistic valuation but achievable

[Anonymous No.10889410]

Fuck Bears
3000, full confidence

[Anonymous No.10889423]

>>10889396
I dont know but I just got some

[Anonymous No.10889466]

>>10889403
Well if your model is right, then they would still be low teens which is a significant premium over today.

Do you mind sharing your valuation model? I want to know how you value loss making companies.

[Anonymous No.10889472]

>>10889118
Learn from the jew: 1/3 liquid, 1/3 stocks, 1/3 property

[Anonymous No.10889500]

Campbells just went straight back to 40
pretty sure this is just everyone expecting buyout at 42-45
Eternally 40

[Anonymous No.10889519]

AMZN look so hot right now

[Anonymous No.10889528]

>>10889466
https://file.io/eiqtpJ

the password is the name of /smg/ mascot (all minuscule)

[Anonymous No.10889589]

ya know i was gonna trade today, but i had no idea the dub to steins gate was any good
imma watch dis

>>10889281
THIS

[Anonymous No.10889613]

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MAN

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10889623]

s-short triggered T_T
me so scared

[Anonymous No.10889625]

>>10889613
not until $2500/shr

[Anonymous No.10889631]

>>10889625
GO TO HELL MORGAN STANLEY

[Anonymous No.10889655]

>>10889613
GRRRR

[Anonymous No.10889656]

getting shoah'ed this morning goys

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10889660]

i'm green but for how much longer?!?

[Anonymous No.10889674]

>TSLA
what fucking pigs are buying this every time it gaps down at the open?

[Anonymous No.10889680]

>>10889660
>i'm green, butt for how much longer?!?
you missed an incredible braaaportunity there senpai
im disappoint

[Texas anon No.10889691]

>>10889660
Holy fuck I wanna burry my face in that!

[Anonymous No.10889693]

also
reminder
shorts are out of the way
notice how jumpy it is?
told yall the dudes converting werent just dumping. that wouldnt make any sense

[Anonymous No.10889704]

hello, guys. I'm very poor and I need money so urgently, can anyone donate 5$ in my paypal account? my paypal account is [e-mail], please donate 5$ to me! thanks in advance...plz

[Anonymous No.10889717]

>>10889704
AHHH YES A MAN OF CULTURE
WHY OF COURSE ILL SHARE MY GORE COLLECTION W YOU

[Anonymous No.10889719]

>>10889704
sent a report, invest in VPN

[Anonymous No.10889721]

Rate my first month gains. Mainly trading AMD, T, Nvidia, Microsoft, CGC (I missed their moon). I got some F and IGC too.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10889723]

>>10889691
>not wanting to surgically attach yourself to her hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.10889743]

>>10884587
Yeah but being a gentleman sucks. I'm an educated barbarian.

[Anonymous No.10889799]

CHADAQ saving my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.10889808]

>>10884154
bitches may like apple, but i like LG, i say LG is a good cheap buy now.

[Anonymous No.10889815]

looking at buying $GRPN today

any insights?

[Anonymous No.10889821]

Good stocks

LG electronics
PNE3
Qualcomm

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10889835]

>>10889815

[Anonymous No.10889846]

>>10889623
Stop trading against me child.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10889854]

Who here is ready for the crash? I got my GLD I got my VXX, lets fucking do this!

[Anonymous No.10889855]

>HEAR
>$40 end of August
Enemy spotted.

[Anonymous No.10889862]

>>10889854
I’m waiting for the UXVY reverse to short.

[Anonymous No.10889867]

>>10889835
she was qt3.14 b4 the lib mind virus got to her in the indoctrination college

[Anonymous No.10889878]

>>10889854
>>10889862
Pfft, things aren't going to crash until re-election. You guys have no balls. I'm buying more AMD.

[Anonymous No.10889899]

>>10889878
just bought intel and qualcomm, and yet here i read nothing but amd... Buy high sell low again guys? grly?

[Anonymous No.10889900]

No brakes on the GALT train

[Anonymous No.10889903]

>>10884587
you wanna bang milfs m8?
join a shitty bar band
and wrap ur shit up, fo shure

>>10889799
the most unlikely candidate has been moving my port

[Anonymous No.10889918]

>>10889899
I KEEP DOUBLING DOWN ON PUTS
THE NORMIE WAVES ARE TOO STRONG CAPTAIN; I GOT NO MORE TO SPEND ON PUUTS AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10889927]

>>10889899
I have a thing for Asian female CEOs. This is beyond rational and borderline shameful.

[Anonymous No.10889966]

>>10889862
dont chart UVXY senpai
chart VIX

VIX and dollar are how i determine bear/bull bias
if you wanna "chart" UVXY, just look at the futures curve. when it goes into backwardation, UVXY will have turned

[Anonymous No.10889968]

>>10889900
FOMOing

[Anonymous No.10889987]

>want to make some more money
>realize I know how to manage a business from being a Guild Leader in WoW and that got me my current job
>realize I made money working the AH and I could do the same IRL
>get robinhood
>start trading
>in 1 week turn $100 to $900
>mfw you nerds are looking at charts and shit all day
I'm gonna quit my job this shit is free

[Anonymous No.10889992]

>>10889966
I think I’m being misinterpreted; going short on UXVY after is reverses.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10890004]

>>10889987
auction house strategies died with the pit

[Anonymous No.10890020]

So what's going on with DRUS now? PNDing? Or is it actually reversing?

[Anonymous No.10890022]

>>10889992
oh i gotcha
thought you meant as a macro sell signal
waiting for futures curve to flip

why not try VXX?
youll get better yield due to the dollar value
you doing puts or naked short selling?

[Anonymous No.10890032]

>>10890004
I unno, I stopped playing mid Cata. I haven't been flagged as a "pattern day trader" yet, how long can I keep this up?

[Anonymous No.10890047]

>>10890022
I use the DXY and TICK for helping determine bias, the VIX has been less than reliable lately.
My risk level will only allow me for puts. I’ll check out the VXX too.

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10890069]

>>10889846
get rekt bitch

[Anonymous No.10890076]

can anyone explain to me what exactly has changed in the past month for AMZN to be worth 2000+ instead of 1800 like it was

[Anonymous No.10890081]

>>10890047
>TICK
you mean tick charts?

but if youre doin puts, VXX will be way better because its not leveraged so premiums are cheaper. but since its dollar value is atleast twice UVXYs rn, t should be WAY better for that kind of play imo. i switched over to VXX for that reason a few months ago

[Anonymous No.10890082]

>>10888288
yeah they are showing too much resistance now.

[Anonymous No.10890085]

Hmm not bad, stocks offseting my crypto drop

[Anonymous No.10890087]

>>10890069
Average down blip.

[Anonymous No.10890088]

>>10889900
>>10889968
I'm buying some GALT. I hope this thing kicks up again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10890116]

>>10889203
>That sounds dank af
Eh, it's first week, so it's was mostly Mohr circle review, along with explaining how (almost) every assumption made in Solids and Dynamics was wrong

[Anonymous No.10890119]

>>10890081
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.10890135]

>>10890047
>>10890119
no prob bud

but tell me
>TICK
wat am i looking at here?

[Anonymous No.10890142]

anyway I expect AMZN to be below 2000 again next week

[Anonymous No.10890164]

>>10890135
Stocks trading up vs down overall. Stocks up - Stocks down is the value.

[Anonymous No.10890173]

>>10890088
I think it will move to $8 before pulling back a bit.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10890195]

>>10884244
I feed my Labrador steak and chicken from the grill. When I don't feed him he hunts.

[Anonymous No.10890217]

short of the day

[Anonymous No.10890218]

>>10890195
Based

[Anonymous No.10890258]

>>10890076
Supply and demand with regards to shares?

[Anonymous No.10890276]

>>10890076
AMZN is so gigantic its literally become a microcosm for the US economy. Its almost its own fucking market index.

[Anonymous No.10890292]

Haha to hell you go EZA

[Anonymous No.10890302]

>>10890164
for the whole NYSE?
damn
thats something
im adding this to my total market indicator for fucking sure

looks like were even then, fren
thanks

[BWEN No.10890304]

BWEN looking very sweet buy right now. Let’s get these gains faggots

[Anonymous No.10890307]

Goodbye Argentina

[Anonymous No.10890337]

"Buy HEAR," they said.
"It's going to $40 EOM," they said.
Glad I ignored that faggot yesterday.

[Anonymous No.10890343]

>>10890307
The Argentina Central Bank has set the rate at 60%. That is a guaranteed 60% ROI if you have the guts for the investment

[Anonymous No.10890360]

>>10890173
Bought in at 6.15

[Anonymous No.10890366]

>>10890302
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.10890374]

ALT get in NAOW
meeting about r/s is over, volume building, sp rising, news immenint

[Anonymous No.10890375]

BWEN BWEN BWEN BWEN BWEN

[Anonymous No.10890378]

>>10890343
60% yield in argentinian peso tho

[Holdmoar No.10890379]

Yesterday was about the same as today, I have a nice perfect M shape on my week chart. Will be curious to see if we close back up at open like yesterday if so that would imply that we we're testing ath and found new support. Because this doesn't feel like a correction in the works.

[Anonymous No.10890400]

>>10890379
i think this distribution at the top of all the indexes current ranges tells you all about whats happening senpai

this is the top of our sideways channel for now

[Anonymous No.10890407]

>>10890307
I remember them defaulting on their loans years ago and had their navy warship seized by fucking Ghana.
If they were a company they would have been liquidated ages ago. How the fuck are they still functioning?

[Anonymous No.10890416]

>>10890292
watch australia and aussiebucks
i think theyre next

[Anonymous No.10890437]

>>10890379
Simply a minor correction with new ATHs high the way.

[Anonymous No.10890441]

long on LNG stocks?

[Anonymous No.10890445]

>>10890407
If a country goes "out of business" it's not like they can just move the population to another country

And annexation would be met with warfare, which is bad business for everyone involved


Their government needs to be dissolved with new structure rules to manage their economy, but population will revolt because no more free gibs

[Anonymous No.10890446]

>>10890360
Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.10890449]

short on which florida reit?

[Anonymous No.10890450]

AAPL will unveil it's new iphones on sep 12 You're gonna buy one, right goy?

[Anonymous No.10890451]

>>10884830
Insurance companies. Refusal to work with insurance companies is why FIT took a tumble a few months ago. They changed their mind though

[Anonymous No.10890458]

>>10890446
It's going to go higher. I can't possibly be fomo'ing.

[Anonymous No.10890464]

>>10890020
exactly what i said was happening
convertibles traders are converting as low as possible and shorts are getting out of the way

dilution is dilution, but if those shares are getting held onto and not sold at this level, that doesnt actually do much to change the outstanding shares available. all it does is makes some convertible warrant holders very rich

we will know for sure on saturday
but i think shorts are almost entirely out of the way

[Anonymous No.10890480]

dammit DOW
be mor like the DAQ

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10890484]

>when you're down $50 one minute
>when you're up $50 the next
>when you're break even the minute after next

[Anonymous No.10890489]

Time to buy some EA games while everyone is fretting about the battle royale meme? BF V delayed today ea down 8% already

[Holdmoar No.10890490]

>>10890400
could go for a sideways market but I think volitility is still to low to call it sideways.

>>10890437
Yeah spent some (like 3%) of the rainyday fund to start some new positions still waiting for the big one.

[Anonymous No.10890525]

>>10890490
volatility being this low as well as fewer buyers do to circumstances is exactly WHY were going sideways

if it were otherwise, wed have already been pumped way beyond this range ages ago

[Anonymous No.10890535]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a jerk chicken sliders on Hawaiian buns with jalapeno glazed bacon! I'm having another sideways day again leaning twords a loss, I'm patient but zzz. Going golfing after work however so eh. Might buy more LPL and WEAT.

[Anonymous No.10890537]

REMEMBER BREAKOUT ON NETFLIX IS 376

BUY CALLS THEN FOR THE 400 RUN

YWYWYWYWYW

[Anonymous No.10890540]

Haha! You guys were right. These EZA puts paid off. What’s next?

[Anonymous No.10890555]

>>10890535
>Might buy more ... WEAT.
didnt inflation numbers come out today?
im only holding through harvest at this point if were starting to get signs of inflation

[Anonymous No.10890560]

>>10890535
-0.57% today

going to go out with a buddy to raising cane's here in a little

[Anonymous No.10890568]

>>10890535
not really hungry today
gonna get some Gas and Gin in a minute

[Anonymous No.10890581]

>>10890568
cheer up kagamin~

things well get better desu

[Anonymous No.10890583]

>>10890535
That looks delicious. Sandwich and salad as usual. AMAT still making me sad

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10890586]

LTBR redemption arc begins now

[Anonymous No.10890594]

>>10890540
australia
watch their currency against a few others to determine how theyre trading

but i think they are one of the most propped up major EMs other than maybe china. but theyre also in a way weaker situation than china and have been sideways as shit since feb

meanwhile, their currency has been diving HARD on each of these USD spikes. and bear in mind how their entire economy is simply a bunch of foreign money buying houses. can you count to 08?

[Anonymous No.10890595]

>>10890555
I only have the settled funds for one play and I'm leaning to LPL but I might get a quicker turnaround for a quick win on WEAT

>>10890560
I love raising Cane's

>>10890568
What kinda gin?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10890615]

>>10890594
also considering Australia is a commodity trap

[Anonymous No.10890625]

>>10890595
you might, but if dollar spikes again, it might not be so quick

>>10890615
also this
https://www.assetmacro.com/australia/credit-default-swaps-cds/australia-cds/

and pic related

[Anonymous No.10890645]

>>10890560
cane's is so fucking good

[Anonymous No.10890690]

>>10890490
I’m looking at 1:30 for the move.

[Anonymous No.10890695]

>>10890595
>>10890645

top quality tendies my lads

i shouldnt be rewarding myself on a red day but alas, yolo

[Anonymous No.10890719]

>>10890690
Damn, that 291 break again may push my timeframe up.

[Anonymous No.10890735]

NEW THREAD

>>10890717

>>10890717

>>10890717

[Anonymous No.10890743]

>MU

[Anonymous No.10890817]

>>10890743
Faith until the end. We're all gonna make it.

Unless you invested in sand companies like i did.
Then you'll go sideways but hey, we're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.10890877]

>>10890817
i think your thesis longterm on the sand companies is right

there arent enough wells rn
many oil drillers went bankrupt after last oil crash
US fracking will be the only thing that can address demand, and like youve shown, the sand companies arent even going to be able to keep up w THEIR demand

[Anonymous No.10890901]

>>10890540

It’s not over. Let it ride until it dips below $50. $45 is my hard sell target but I don’t want to take profit yet, this shit is in a hard head and shoulders downtrend now

[гeluctant kneepad girl No.10891141]

am we gonna break out of 912 or what >_>

[Anonymous No.10891251]

>>10891141
only if i can break off some semen in that body of yours

;)