Please

[Anonymous No.10879378]

>given terrible financial advice all my life
>eventually learn I have some kind of potato disease, i.e can't process as much as others
>potentially qualify for neetbux on doctor recommendation because its that bad (assume this isn't an option right now because I'd have to be unemployed and I work where I live)
>$30k in debt with no degree at 21, dropped out of college five times
I currently work a minimum wage part time that gives me free housing. My loans are minimum 400 a month so thats about 70% of my monthly earnings gone.

Is it possible to unfuck myself? No outside help available. Should I just end it? I can't file for bankruptcy because my parents cosigned and quite frankly they're just as bad.

Will crypto save me?

[Anonymous No.10879385]

Yes

[Anonymous No.10879440]

>>10879385
THEN WHAT DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.10879466]

>>10879385
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(I CANT WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

[Anonymous No.10879614]

>>10879466
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DONT THINK YOU TRUST
IN
MY
SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

[Anonymous No.10879768]

>>10879440
I hear link will be $1k eoy

[Anonymous No.10879777]

>>10879768
EXPLAIN
WHY IS LINK ALWAYS SHILLED RIGHT NOW
ILL HOLD THE BAGS IF I HAVE TO
I GET PAID FRIDAY ANON
THIS BETTER BE SWELL

[Anonymous No.10879812]

>>10879378
Bro. You make less than 600 a month?

[Anonymous No.10879814]

>>10879777
I really don't feel like it do any good to humanity if a potato got mad gainz, and I don't think you could understand it anyway so why should I try?

on the other hand... you did roll 777...


do you know what a smart contract is, anon?

[Anonymous No.10879820]

>>10879777
Don't buy LINK
buy ETH in small amounts and accumulate a stack.
If you have 1 ETH by spring of 2019, you'll have the ability to buy a diverse portfolio of cryptos and begin trading good coins after all the retarded ones die off

[Anonymous No.10880746]

>>10879820
ETH is going to die, retard. One foot in the grave already.

[Anonymous No.10880889]

>>10879812
I make around 600-800 a month, but I live and eat for free, no utilities or rent to pay.
>>10879814
The gods smile. Please help. No I don't.
>>10879820
Why ETH over LINK? I'll trust you for now anon.

[Anonymous No.10881043]

>>10879820
>1 ETH by spring of 2019
Jesus Christ don't be so defeatist. Op work overtime or suck dicks and find some way of getting five or ten ETH in this timeframe

[Anonymous No.10881126]

>>10879777
link has been shilled constantly for over a year now, it's mostly lost people money.

[Anonymous No.10881174]

>>10881043
I'm a potato whose self aware. It took me a good bit to adjust to this current job and I was hired through a contractor who works for this company, so I already worked on-site, only reason they took me.

I could bust out the old drawing tablet? Maybe do some physical labor somewhere local.
>>10881126
Is that why LINK is a meme? why do people keep saying Link EOY is going to be 1k or something?

[Anonymous No.10881232]

>>10881174
Why don't you just suck dick to pay of your debt?

[Anonymous No.10881247]

>>10879378
lol you're still a kid, relax

whats the disease called?
you can do very well even though you might process less lol

[Anonymous No.10881322]

>>10881247
Autism and Schizophrenia, but the doctor says its Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder and can't put that down on paper so they put the closest thing until its officially recognized.

I've done mturk before but its not enough money.

[Anonymous No.10882223]

PLEASE!!!
FUCKING HELP.

[Anonymous No.10882277]

Wonder if you can sue someone
> They took advantage of me because I don't have the good brains *blows soap bubbles*
It's looking pretty fucked. You can stay, spend some years trying to pay your shit back because I wouldn't be betting on a quick solving miracle or maybe flee the fucking country.

[Anonymous No.10882327]

>>10882277
Unironically I believe this is my only option, but the problem is my mother co-signed, which means she would have to get a diagnosis of some kind or file for bankruptcy herself (she refuses to do so, we discussed this because of something else. My father already filed).

No I anticipate a constant need for repayment and wage cuckery until my parents pass.

TLDR won't work. What shitcoin do I buy.

[Anonymous No.10882379]

>>10882327
>I'm up to my ass in debt, I'm retarded, and if I can't fix it soon I want to kms
>what shitcoin do I buy

Thanks OP, this is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Fuck it, buy chain link. I'm gonna buy some more chain link right now.

[Anonymous No.10882415]

>>10882327
0xBTC is new bitcoin sir, buy now to alleviate poverty or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.10882488]

>>10882379
You're welcome anon, my genuine pleasure.
I'm using my measley $400 paycheck this friday to buy chain link.
>>10882415
Yeah but where are the shills and memes surrounding it? I'm no fool anon, I don't see anyone shilling that.

[Anonymous No.10882574]

>>10881322

>Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder

LOL what? that's not a disorder, i actually enjoy pacing in the same room for hours on end in my own imaginative state. It's relaxing

[Anonymous No.10882828]

>>10882574
It becomes a disorder when you crash into a car on the freeway. The narcolepsy doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.10883043]

PLEASE WHAT ELSE DO I BUY WITH MY MEASLEY PAYCHECK I WANT TO MOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.10883076]

>paying your loans

You do realise the money the bank gave you for these loans were created out of thin air from nothing by a computer right?

Just declare bankruptcy - yeah your good goy points (credit rating) will get fucked for a few years but big deal if it is eating up that much of your take home pay each month.

[Anonymous No.10883793]

>>10883076
Its not that anon, the problem is my mother co-signed on the loans. I would destroy any hope she has of rebuilding her life, she isn't well just like me. And she refuses to file for bankruptcy, if she did life would be easier but nope.

Worst comes to worst, once my parents have passed in the future, I will. I hope things won't come to that.

[Anonymous No.10883874]

>>10879614
Kek. I was unironically just listening to this song in my car before I got home and hopped on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10883914]

>>10883874
I
CRY
WHEN LINKERS DESERVE TO DIE
IN MY
SELF RIGHTEOUS DUMP-ICIDE
I
CRY
WHEN LINKERS DESERVE TO DIE
BOGDA BOGDA BOGDA BOGDA BOGDA BOGDA BOGDA AAAAAA
BOGDA INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMAND MY LINKIES
BOGDA INTO YOUR HANDS
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME

[Anonymous No.10884350]

ILL BE YOUR PARACHUTE
WHEN YOU ARE FALLING THROUGH

BUT WHO WAS EVER THERE
TO SEE YOU FACE YOUR FEAR
YOUR PATH IS SO UNCLEAR

[Anonymous No.10884813]

So buy link and only link? Or diversify, get ETH too? I only have $400 to work with.

[Anonymous No.10885098]

>Still falling for the college meme
you deserve it

[Anonymous No.10885540]

>>10885098
I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW I WAS A KID IN 2014 AND I FEEL LIKE A KID NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO ONE TOLD ME IT WOULD RUIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10885634]

SOMEONE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKINNNNNGGGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEEELLLPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.10885707]

>>10885634
Your I’d keeps changing.. seems like you are on the verge of kys already