/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10872907]

Tootsie Roll edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previous bread: >>10868435 →

[Anonymous No.10872910]

Face Off edition

[Anonymous No.10872918]

here for leveraged patient intelligent trading meaning I will retire in a decade

[Anonymous No.10872935]

lulu september calls are free money

[Anonymous No.10872940]

Can I buy and sell grave plots for a profit? There must be a business opportunity here if I just buy up plots and wait for the boomers to die.

[Anonymous No.10872969]

Green Thumb Industries to the moon tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10872984]

RED DAY TOMORROW

[Texas anon No.10873008]

>>10872940
My guess is you’d treat it like any other land development. You’d by it for cheap then lobby to have it rezoned into a cemetery. It’s insane the amount of rules that are placed on cemeteries by the EPA. Then you speculate on a price depending on how much people want to be buried there. That’s just a guess though.

[Anonymous No.10873026]

>>10872984
???

[Anonymous No.10873115]

Why arent you buying TR
Halloween is only 2 months away

[Anonymous No.10873150]

>can now buy nintendo on RH
So is the pump coming?

[Anonymous No.10873163]

>>10873115
last year it did nothing but drop throughout october

>>10873150
probably, it did for doge

[Anonymous No.10873191]

>>10873163
but it did rise in 90% of the other octobers

[Anonymous No.10873209]

>>10872940
Selling like hipster graves to millennials might be big money. Like, a app where you can see how cold your dead son is, what the temperature is on the grounds, you can install a grave cam, some kind of New Orleans inspired giant gravestone. Some sort of rewards program like if you visit your kids gravestone 5 times you get 50 dollars off. Hire a UBER type service to clean your sons gravestone and keep everything trimmed and even write them poems and shit. Like if your son doesn't have a custom life memorial poem written for him by expert grave poem curators what kind of shitty family are you?

[Anonymous No.10873275]

>Apple

Awesome, I can now short foreign economies with Robinhood

[Ottawa No.10873290]

me last month:
making gains on WEED

me this month:
vangaurd s&p 500

[Anonymous No.10873313]

How do we get millennial to start eating sugar again? How to get them to buy big name brand again?

[Anonymous No.10873324]

>>10873313
put sugar in the weed

[Ottawa No.10873326]

>>10873313
put sugar in APPL

[Anonymous No.10873332]

I'm all in on TQQQ. How autistic am I?

[Anonymous No.10873343]

>>10873332
enjoy 200% gains per year

[Ottawa No.10873358]

>ULTRAPRO

lmao look at this dude

[Anonymous No.10873402]

I'm afraid to lose my money in stocks but savings interest and CDs are obviously not enough. What do?

[Anonymous No.10873429]

Yuro boomers
What's the equivalent to robinhood for us?

[Anonymous No.10873450]

How fucked am I for not selling on Monday?

[Anonymous No.10873460]

Where do you start investing if near every stock you're looking at is damn close to ATH?

[Anonymous No.10873469]

>>10873460
I like to pick up penny stocks at ATH and then watch them fall 70% before selling them off. Try that

[Anonymous No.10873488]

>>10873402
stocks

>>10873460
look at more stocks

[Anonymous No.10873491]

>>10873402
Try a small amount of money in stocks for a little bit

[Anonymous No.10873505]

>>10873402
invest in learning highly valued skills and get a high paying job

[Anonymous No.10873508]

>>10873469
>"Rich people don't buy penny stocks. They just don't. Why not? Because they're too smart."

[Anonymous No.10873542]

What is better, Robinhood or M1 Finance? Are both to be as trusted as each other, do either have actual unique offerings or is it only different in name only basically?

[Anonymous No.10873792]

>>10873542
Robinhood is for better for trading, M1 Finance is better for investing. With Robinhood you manually trade shares while with M1 you make a pie with percentages of each stock you want and it automatically invests your money with fractional shares. You definitely cannot day trade with M1 because you only buy and sell stocks by making changes to your portfolio and waiting for the next trading window (once per day) to have everything automatically traded for you. With Robinhood you can take out margin for up to 100% of your account balance (but if you're not at the next margin tier in terms of account balance you'll have to wait until it grows to that) with an APR of about 5-7%. With M1 you need at least $25,000 to take out margin, you can take out 35% of your account balance, and it's 3.75% APR (lower is better). The best way to make money IMO and not lose it is to put it in index funds and let it sit. M1 makes this easy. But you could also put a little in Robinhood too and play around with it. I have accounts with both and I like both.

[Anonymous No.10873831]

>>10872969
Any idea why such a large drop in stock price from March of 2014?
I'm new to investing and maybe you can at least point me in the right direction on where to find this information.

[Anonymous No.10873857]

>>10873792
I have about $5k in Robinhood and was just wondering if its worth moving before going to a 'real' brokerage account at Fidelity/Vanguard/TDAmeritrade etc. If the only thing M1 has is the stock splitting stuff that doesnt really matter to me ultimately, I can afford any individual share I want, sans brk.a.

Once you reach 10k balance to deposit its best to go with Interactive Brokers or Fidelity in the US right? I just want to medium term trade stocks, holding for weeks to month at a time.

[Anonymous No.10873891]

>>10873831

GTII listed on the CSE via reverse takeover. The prices you're seeing on the chart are from the previous company. You can disregard all chart data prior to June 13, 2018 (the day GTII went public).

[Anonymous No.10873893]

>>10873429
Degiro then just trade US stocks since eurofees are absurd.

[Anonymous No.10873904]

Is this the time to buy the /weed/ dip or are we headed lower?

[Anonymous No.10873913]

>talked to girl today for 30 seconds in class
>stock I panic sold last week to cut losses is up 30% since yesterday

Really not sure how to feel about today

[Anonymous No.10873918]

>>10873893
ty

[Ottawa No.10873937]

>>10873904
WEED/CGC is too high, I have no idea about tomorrow though.

[Anonymous No.10873940]

>>10873904
Lower unless the sector wants to be stupid.

[Anonymous No.10873962]

>>10873857
Robinhood and M1 Finance do not have fees while the brokers you listed do. I don't have accounts with any other brokers because of this. If you want charting or even quick indicators (just click a tab) just use TradingView it's free. Finviz has a map of the market, RobinTrack shows how many Robinhood users hold a given stock, and StockTwits is twitter for stocks (take everything there with a grain of salt). In short, you don't need a full service brokerage. Do your research elsewhere and then manage your portfolio through brokers that don't charge you any fees whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.10874480]

Good morning /smg/

>+2% 2 days ago,
>+0.5% yesterday
>+0.5% on opening today
we golden bull nao

[Anonymous No.10874625]

>>10872935
What are your positions?

[Anonymous No.10874643]

Nvidia stacked Q2 Earnings by forcing partners to buy a bunch of 10 series cards they had too much of from crypto craze.

The rev and earnings are jacked up. This is info from a week so market didn't care though.

[Anonymous No.10875307]

>>10873402
etfs

[Anonymous No.10875602]

>>10873209
I'd buy it

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10875777]

>>10873913
>I'm Chicago
>driving with crack head to get crack
>police pulls us over
>crack head has suspended license
>car gets towed
>starts pooring rain
>walk the rest of the way to get crack
>after getting crack find random crack heads and go to their hotel room
>smoke out crack heads for a ride back
>get back to house
>basement is flooded (where I'm supposed to sleep)
>smoking some crack
>crack head gets in arguement with tenants in house (He's the landlord)
>crack head turns off power
>police get called
>flush a couple xannax
>police convince him to turn power on
>hour later turns power off again
>police come back
>only dry spot I have to sleep is a little tiny arm chair
>can't sleep from crack come down and no xannax

I don't know how to feel about today either

[Anonymous No.10875801]

>>10875777
buy more LCI

[Anonymous No.10875829]

>>10875801
How did the earnings call work out? I haven't looked yet

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10875832]

>>10875801
My avg is 9.16 I'm not going to average down anymore. I think it could kiss 10 again

[Anonymous No.10875833]

>>10875777
to smug or not to smug, that is the question

[Anonymous No.10875891]

>>10875777
>I'm Chicago

[Anonymous No.10875929]

Is there any money to be made in Japan?

[Anonymous No.10875931]

>>10873508
Well first of all, if a rich guy has 100M portfolio.

A portfolio of penny stock with market cap of 100k that turns to 200k isn't that great in comparison. He could get around 8M from the SnP500 index with a lower risk. The weight of the portfolio matters.

Second, penny stocks are much more difficult to see their financial data, past history and confirm if it's not fraud, not only that there are extremely few that are consistently profitable.

[Anonymous No.10875973]

>>10873904
>WEED back to 46.13 afterhours
what dip???

[Anonymous No.10876014]

any AMD predictions? I think green for today. It held pretty good yesterday

[Anonymous No.10876031]

Have $4k, what's good? What do you think of DFEN?

[Anonymous No.10876078]

IGC gonna push up past $2 today. Still gains to be had for the brave.

[Anonymous No.10876145]

[Anonymous No.10876152]

[Anonymous No.10876153]

Why the fuck did I listen to that guy about Dean Foods yesterday

[Anonymous No.10876156]

[Anonymous No.10876166]

You might want to keep an eye on the lira (usd/try). It's starting to crumble again. See what happens around 6.558.

[Anonymous No.10876172]

>>10876014
It needs a correction, I expect it to happen today

[Anonymous No.10876181]

>>10876166
i noticed all foreign currencies/ EMs dipping a bit yesterday
the dollar started down 0.4% yesterday and ended flat. thats a pretty big move (tho not for today)

>>10876172
did put/call IV die down yet? christ

[Anonymous No.10876251]

>>10876181
The dollar is probably causing the general weakening, but in Turkey's case I think it is because of an unresolved situation. The dollar index is right at an established downtrend line now, so it will be interesting to see where it goes from here.

[Anonymous No.10876252]

>tfw you know a stock that'll x10 in the next 8 to 10 years easy

Feels good mang.

[Anonymous No.10876277]

>>10876251
>in Turkey's case I think it is because of an unresolved situation
very much so in terms of economically. completely unresolved. just put on hold again

the bigger problem imo is how theyre getting mopped up in syria and cant afford it any more

[Anonymous No.10876320]

>>10876014
Slight pump to $25.5, down to $24 going to the weekend, opens close to $23 on Monday, below $20 when Credit Suisse and mubdalallalalalala dump their shares in late September

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10876329]

>at country club because make money now
>in locker room
>all the stacies hover around me
>omg anon your glasses are sooo cute
>are they designer ...? Hahaha

>me glasses are wired together and super glued poor girl glasses T_T

[Anonymous No.10876342]

>>10876320
>below $20 when Credit Suisse and mubdalallalalalala dump their shares
why is credit suisse so retarded?
why do they just market sell huge portions of their shit? this is far from the first time ive heard stories of this

>>10876329
>at country club because make money now
no

[Texas anon No.10876351]

>>10876329
Digits and you go naked on cam.
Also you’re larping too hard.

[Anonymous No.10876372]

>>10876329
Rolling for tits

[Anonymous No.10876379]

>>10876329
>Stacies
>Going to country clubs
Pick one

Post lips you fucking slut

[Anonymous No.10876394]

>>10876329
this is the saddest thing I've heard all week

[Anonymous No.10876412]

>>10873290
Is this the commodity or the shares of the company? Was looking for companies

[Anonymous No.10876416]

AMD to 30 today lads. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.10876423]

>>10876416

[Anonymous No.10876434]

I'm starting a holding company, looking for stocks with high and reliable divided yields. I already know about bluechips like VZ, T, and the banks.

[Anonymous No.10876440]

>>10873904
I think IGC might be fucking legit to the moon, it’s the only relatively untested weed stock, if it opens over 2 watch out. I got CRON and might barely make anything fuckin A

[Anonymous No.10876450]

LET'S GO PEEPS!

[Texas anon No.10876464]

>>10876423
That would scare the shit out of me. Years ago my uncle had an owl raise some babies in a birdhouse he built. It was low enough I could look in. It was like one big cotton ball with a bunch of eyes staring back at me. When they got older we’d take them out and hold them. They had an incredibly strong grip for a young bird.

[Anonymous No.10876485]

>>10876464
owls are weird critters desu

[Anonymous No.10876510]

>>10876485

[Anonymous No.10876520]

>>10876510
i know about minerva senpai

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10876541]

Lets talk oil and the state of the middle east. We should buy USO. Also the market is probably going to run for another month - 6 weeks before election FUD and volatility cause a slight pull back. If the communists take control of the government you can kiss your ath good bye for the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.10876543]

>sold my lci calls before earnings

[Anonymous No.10876566]

>>10876541
> 45 gets caught up in some huge scandal
> (D)s gain control of house and senate
> panic sells
> smart bulls buy good stocks at discount

[Anonymous No.10876567]

>>10876485
owls are strait up murderers, apex predators

the only thing that eats owls is other owls and raptors(hawks)

[Anonymous No.10876568]

AAAAAAA
ffs
why does this shit keep telling me
>failed, reason: Script could not be translated from: null
i dont fucking get it
i know its the bottom half of the chart cuz when i take it out, it works just fine
i dont get what it means by "null" and it wont tell me what line is "null"

>>10876541
im short oil w a slight hedge
i expect its gonna pull back as dollar starts bulling again. not much holding it up and iran seizing that canal apparently did shit all

[Anonymous No.10876582]

>>10876567
yea theyre really cute, but unnerving, and i always see em flapping off w some rodents. theyre like flying cats that look weird

[Anonymous No.10876596]

>>10876568
place the color line (in line 39) somewhere before the fill function
or set color=cond

t. i had a similar problem before

[Anonymous No.10876606]

We're going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.10876614]

>>10876596
yea its messy rn cuz im just trying random shit in all orders but always that "null" error
i cant see why order should matter that much but ill ttry

[Anonymous No.10876622]

Is /weed/ going to go back up today?

[Anonymous No.10876626]

>>10876568
>>10876614


maColor(ma, maRef) =>
change(ma)>=0 and ma05>maRef ? lime
: change(ma)<0 and ma05>=maRef ? orange
: change(ma)<=0 and ma05<maRef ? red
: change(ma)>=0 and ma05<maRef ? yellow
: gray
fill (plot( ma05, color=leadMAColor, style=line, linewidth=5) ,
plot( ma10, color=maColor(ma10,ma10), style=line, linewidth=1) ,
color=leadMAColor, transp=75 )


for example

[Anonymous No.10876650]

>>10876626
so put it BEFORE the plot functions?

[Anonymous No.10876665]

I love pre-market buys

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10876669]

Plan 4 2 day
??? Bias

[Anonymous No.10876670]

>>10876650
yes

otherwise, how can a plot function plot something that is undefined?

[Anonymous No.10876675]

imma put my foot through the comp
theres no reason this shouldnt work near as i can tell

[Anonymous No.10876680]

>>10876665
Rate

[Anonymous No.10876684]

>>10876670
am i wrong to give the plot functions named vars like that?
or should i just use the variables in the fill
like
> fill(p4, p3, color=cond)
or
> fill(cl, opb, color=cond)

[Anonymous No.10876685]

>https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-29/chinese-tesla-rival-launches-13bn-us-ipo-valuing-company-85-billion

>Chinese Tesla Rival Launches $1.3BN US IPO, Valuing Company At $8.5 Billion

Wow
The creativity of the fucking chinks never ceases to amaze me
>the Google of China
>the Amazon of China
>the Facebook of China
>the Tesla of China
>the Netflix of China
>etc

[Anonymous No.10876689]

>>10876568
use an IDE that lets you debug so you can step through the code line by line and see variable values as they are set

[Anonymous No.10876694]

>>10876685
that SA bread has me worried about how shitty the autopilot must be on chink EVs

[Anonymous No.10876695]

>>10876680
Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Anon's Portfolio with LOGIC & FACTS

[Anonymous No.10876702]

Crash in September, right?

[Anonymous No.10876708]

so another one of these days eh?

>>10876685
that SA bread has me worried about how shitty the autopilot must be on chink EVs

>>10876689
IDE?
wats tat?

[Anonymous No.10876710]

>>10876694
Most tech in the world is shit when you look close enough, yet it keeps on working. I wouldn't worry about it until cars start smacking into walls.

[Anonymous No.10876717]

>>10876694
>Chinese autopilot

Just think about how bad asians are at driving in general and be very afraid of how they program the autopilot AI
It is really not a meme I have been to chinkland I fucking saw it

[Anonymous No.10876720]

>>10876684
not sure, i can help later, but im late for class so i gotta gtffo

[Anonymous No.10876723]

>>10876708
Integrated development environment. Something like Visual Studio Code. depending on the language, you do have to set up the debugger though

[Anonymous No.10876734]

>>10876720
dont worry m8
i appreciate the help anyways
ill get it
just frustrated

>>10876723
it prolly wont work w pine editors babby language desu

[Anonymous No.10876744]

>>10876685
It’s just because they are trying to make China an alternate universe imo, like a soft North Korea

[Anonymous No.10876747]

oil gon dump right out the gate desu

[Anonymous No.10876749]

>>10876695
He's a smol guy, with LOGIC and FACTS

[Anonymous No.10876755]

ONE MINUTE WARNING!!!

[Anonymous No.10876763]

>>10876695
Come on anon you know hes a good listen

[Anonymous No.10876782]

>>10876710
Or firetrucks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10876791]

>>10876747
I think oil is going to $200 per barrel.

[Anonymous No.10876796]

AMD bear trap

[Anonymous No.10876820]

>>10876791
maybe later
like next season i could see it
but dollar is too strong, will continue up, and unlike when oil was bulling this year alongside the dollar, theres not much holding it up desu. i think today is a bulltrap for it and see it correcting sharply at some point

[Anonymous No.10876857]

>>10876796
Fuck, I bought AMD too soon yesterday. Could have made so much more if I was a little more patient.

Moon is today, right guys?

[Anonymous No.10876869]

>>10876857
we could hit 27 today realistically.

[Anonymous No.10876910]

well looks like I got fucked by DKS again

every fucking time

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10876911]

this buying so weak for 2 days now
just dump already jesus no one am fooled

[Anonymous No.10876948]

>>10876911
they ARE dumping senpai
watch the order flow
theyre lining up asks and bopping em on the head w out changing the price
i dont see why this doesnt go all the way into the holiday unless retail gets nervous and jumps

[BigFiveBagHolder !!MieKZ8o9dTa No.10876957]

>>10876910
>blames under armour.
still could be worse. i'd rather be holding dicks at this point than praying for the right weather.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10876974]

>>10876910
Investing in Big Five's retarded counterpart named after after the male genitalia.

[Anonymous No.10876986]

>>10876948
>lining up asks
lining up bids, that is

[Anonymous No.10877005]

> this nintendo bull run

[Anonymous No.10877006]

so this is one of those days where imma just play MC in the corner of my trading platform
cant be arsed to pay attention to this weak sauce slow bleed

[Anonymous No.10877015]

>>10876440
Wow really didn’t see these ask walls coming, not sure about this now.

Cronos gets volume it could still do 13 today

Kinda missed out on the real moves so far

[Anonymous No.10877016]

Oh Lord, my dick!

[Anonymous No.10877020]

Bullish Bias

[Anonymous No.10877027]

>>10876869
seems more realistic it will hit rock bottom

[Anonymous No.10877031]

>>10876974
Would be a cool plot twist if Big Five ended up winning the sports store wars, it’s so cheap could make mad gains

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10877032]

I've noticed something, VIX is too damn high for us to be at all time highs, I have a feeling something big is a coming.

[Anonymous No.10877033]

>>10877016
More of a Kate Rogers guy myself.

[Anonymous No.10877045]

Will SQ ever stop?

[Anonymous No.10877047]

>>10877032
t. bear

[Anonymous No.10877048]

>>10877027
Undervalued right now, good place go it in. 27 8/31 calls

[Anonymous No.10877054]

I'm about to make about $2k (~300%) off my company's ESPP. I'll be selling half immediately to wipe out some debt. Not sure if I should hold the rest until it passes a year and taxes on my profits are are lower or invest it elsewhere/in something less volatile.

wut do

[Anonymous No.10877059]

It seems frach sand shit is inversly correlated to WTI
The logic seems to be like that : WTI is too damn high => less demand => less need for frach sand => sandshit tanks

[Anonymous No.10877060]

>>10877033
>>10877016
>"all that starbucks u drink makes u fat" -Becky
Quick on Monday
/ourgirl confirmed

[BigFiveBagHolder !!MieKZ8o9dTa No.10877062]

>>10877031
there's so many shit stores that end up bankrupt. sports authority, mc sports, dunhams, big five, they are all shit tier compared to dicks when you enter the store. dicks owns golf galaxy also.

[Anonymous No.10877067]

LOL FUCKING AMAZON

WHAT A JOKE OF A CHART

HURR IT JUST GO UP FOREVER

[Anonymous No.10877070]

>>10877032
SPY and UVXY have been tandemly running up, and VIX has been fairly consistent. That said, the SPY chart still looks extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.10877076]

>>10877067
Now he GETs it

[Anonymous No.10877079]

>>10877060
Leslie Picker is solid too.

[Anonymous No.10877082]

>>10877067
Its going to 1 trillion marketcap so of course its still going up

[Anonymous No.10877091]

>>10877005
-14% over the last 3months

Are you delusional or retarded?

[Anonymous No.10877095]

>>10877045
why didnt i buy when it was $13

[Anonymous No.10877101]

I can't decide if I wanna pull on GALT or not...

[Anonymous No.10877110]

>>10877076
>>10877082

+100% in the past year

and this is the new normal

[Monk No.10877112]

Who else /green/?

[Anonymous No.10877114]

>>10877091
I bought in yesterday and made ten dollars, anon.
I should put more in before Smash Ultimate sales push stock to the moon.

[Anonymous No.10877122]

>>10877110
DEFINITELY NOT some kind of bubble nope

pure organic growth!

[Anonymous No.10877127]

>>10877110
nearly every stock had a run like that in the 90s
stop being a little pussy

[Anonymous No.10877131]

KTOS gonna breakout soon. Get some drones boi

[Anonymous No.10877136]

>>10877127
im the pussy?

bitch i shorted IRBT at 117 yesterday eat my ass

[Anonymous No.10877146]

>>10876078
sauce

[Anonymous No.10877145]

>>10877136
that said im not gonna short AMZN this close to the big round 2000 number

it will probably blast through that and go to 2100 with ease because of retards like you

[Anonymous No.10877157]

>>10877067
Amazon gonna get REGULATED soon

[Anonymous No.10877165]

>>10877114
Smash ultimate has NEVER been a big enough seller to move this stock. Fucking children begone!

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10877166]

>JWN gaps up after hours yesterday
>gaps down today

R E E E

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877168]

>lol comfy you have no balls
>AMD will go to $40!!
Enjoy your new bags, Anon!!

[Anonymous No.10877175]

>>10877165
Smash Ultimate is going to make up the plurality of Christmas sales I would bet. But Christmas sales altogether are gonna pump us the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.10877197]

>>10877112
>Buy stocks while they're down
>They just keep going down
>Somehow not in the green when literally everything else is up

Haha
This is what I get for not just buying normie shit

[Anonymous No.10877204]

>>10877197
More people lose money than make money, so you are the normie.

[Monk No.10877227]

>>10877197
I did the same thing for two months lost my Whole starting investments

[Anonymous No.10877232]

Buy the DOW

[Anonymous No.10877243]

>>10877005
Check SNE. Now that's a bullrun. +20% over the past 3 months

[Anonymous No.10877248]

>>10877232
The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...pamp everything!

[Anonymous No.10877266]

>>10877243
time for puts on SNE?

[Anonymous No.10877289]

>>10877067
DUDE A ROBBER BARON LEVEL COMPANY IN 2018 LETS ALL MOCK TRUMP WHEN HE SUGGESTS TAKING A LOOK AT IT BECAUSE I WANT CHEAP SHIT SENT TO MY DOOR AND JACK RYAN EPISODES LMAO

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877303]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-safrica-land/south-africa-withdraws-land-expropriation-bill-passed-in-2016-idUSKCN1LD1O3
South Africa pussies out of the land grabs
BASED ORANGE CHEETO MAN

[burger weed No.10877304]

Sold iAnthus at open for 3% profit. Their financials underwhelmed so i yoinked my position pronto. Green Thumb gapped up and is hovering around 15.00 resistance. Bull flag forming. Ordinarily i would set a stop loss at the bottom if the pennant range but, since this trades in the retarded CSE (Canada's penny stock exchange), stop orders aren't allowed. GTII is a penny stock by markey cap, it just has very few shares in circulation thus the $15/share.

Anyway. I'm taking half profit now to limit my risk on the trade. May sell the rest before close, depending.

[Anonymous No.10877307]

>>10877168
did you even long WU

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10877312]

>>10877157
This should be turned into one of those BLACKED image macros kek

>>10877168
AMD was so overdue for a pull-back

>>10877045
Probably not
It's one of my long-term favorites.
Fintech has so, so much opportunity.
>SHOP
>SQ
>CRM
>INTU

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877324]

>>10877307
No I closed my 1broker to avoid gambling again

[Anonymous No.10877326]

>>10877303

>However, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa announced on Aug. 1 the ANC plans to change the constitution to allow the expropriation of land without compensation, as whites still own most of South Africa’s territory.

haha no

its still fucked

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10877330]

What's going to come of our market after the communists take over? Should we be looking to move into the more stable capitalist countries like Russia?

[Anonymous No.10877340]

I bought $WPRT $3 9/21 for 63 bucks.

I don't even know what they make. Will this lady make me money?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877344]

me long didnt even trigger because some stupid "internet error"
TDbucketshop

[Anonymous No.10877374]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10877378]

>>10877330
ERUS has very organic growth
It only goes down so we know it isnt a bubble

[Anonymous No.10877388]

I closed my AMD short here fully at 24.25
closed my IRBT short
closed my W short
closed my MCD long
closed my AAL long
>realized gain today 1.3k

still bagholding ESPR
still long TGTX


got important business today
cant watch the markets

[Anonymous No.10877390]

My degenerate and risky plan to gamble everything on a single biotech stock I'm confident in is working out pretty well so far. I'm selling at $10, even though I think it could potentially go higher.

[Anonymous No.10877398]

>>10877388
Good idea. AMD correcting upwards now.

[Anonymous No.10877399]

TTWO very nice today. Market realized again a massive billion dollar release is better than dumping because of a shooting

[burger weed No.10877400]

>>10877304

Also there is short pressure on GTII right now. Someone is trying very hard to ladder the price down. I imagine stock will either stalemate at current level for the rest of the day or potentially squeeze during power hour.

[Anonymous No.10877406]

>>10872907
Just found $13 in my laundry. What stock should I buy?

[Anonymous No.10877407]

>>10877390
RIP when it gaps down 70% one day like all the other bioshits

[Anonymous No.10877415]

>>10877390
Did you panic and sell your GALT at a loss, guy who I convinced to buy this stock a while back

[Anonymous No.10877416]

>>10877330
there's no communists to take over

the bourgeoisie white kids who larp as communists will just hand over the reigns of power to performatively woke tech capitalists like they did for the entirety of Obama's term

you can tell this because the Washington Post is pretending to be left wing when it's owned by the most capitalist motherfucker to ever live since Carnegie

long GOOGL, AMZN, TQQQ is what I'm saying here

[Texas anon No.10877417]

>>10877344
Sorry but it’s obligatory at this point

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10877429]

>>10872969
look at this nigga

[Anonymous No.10877438]

>>10877407
There are a lot of catalysts coming in the short term, and I'm confident in the science supporting it
I know longing a biotech company is risky, though, so I'm planning on riding the pump up and then pocketing my profits at $10

[Anonymous No.10877446]

>>10877438
>There are a lot of catalysts coming in the short term, and I'm confident in the science supporting it
Yep, -70% guaranteed
Sorry anon

[Anonymous No.10877464]

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

[Anonymous No.10877466]

This bull run is nice and all, but I really can't help but feel like we're in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.10877471]

>>10877466
Bob Mueller is gonna pop it.

[Anonymous No.10877481]

>>10877438
let me save you some time

flip a coin, heads you get +50% tails you lose everything

[Anonymous No.10877487]

PUMP IT

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877496]

>>10877417
days like this were me tried buying 1000 shares of SPXL three times before it finally let me @ 290.6
me really do want kill self

rip easy money

[Anonymous No.10877499]

2910
We are the bulls

[Anonymous No.10877509]

>>10877067
Remember that AMZN is in every big ETF and index fund, so it gets money pumped into it over and over

[Anonymous No.10877511]

haha AMD is going to finish in the green today. absolutely wild

[Anonymous No.10877515]

Is there a book someone recommends specifically on perfecting (as much as possible) covered calls? I'm not a gambler but it seems less like gambling than the rest of the options

[Anonymous No.10877526]

>>10877499
Bears in panic mode.

[Anonymous No.10877529]

600 points to all time high DOW
BULLRUN

[Anonymous No.10877543]

December JD calls are easy money

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877544]

Yaaaa.... bullrun T_T

[Anonymous No.10877567]

>>10877544

[Anonymous No.10877569]

>he fell for the bear meme

[Texas anon No.10877570]

>>10877496
There’s no such thing as easy money senpai

[Anonymous No.10877585]

Why did you spend all the dog food money?

[Anonymous No.10877588]

muh AMD puts

WHY WONT YOU GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.10877593]

>>10877570
Dividends are easy money fren

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10877598]

>>10877496
>me really do want kill self
>rip easy money
I almost hit 40k...

[Anonymous No.10877601]

>>10877570
ha ha poorfag

[Anonymous No.10877603]

>>10877598
damn son

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10877605]

>>10877598
how does this even happen?

[Anonymous No.10877609]

>>10877466
we're in the Everything Bubble

a decade of fed policy has driven up equity prices everywhere because bonds don't get returns anymore so investors need to accept more risk

don't worry though, this is the last bubble, because when Everything Bubble pops it's all over

so they'll be keeping this one going as long as they're able to

tldr: GOLDEN BULL

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10877611]

>>10877603
It was LCI, which halved overnight, and I had never done so much due diligence on a stock before.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10877614]

>>10877605
sell $10 LCI puts.

[Anonymous No.10877617]

>>10877598
LCI'd

[Anonymous No.10877621]

>>10877598
Hey that happened to me too, except last week, when I got E L O N G A T E D

[Anonymous No.10877623]

>>10877598

[Anonymous No.10877626]

>>10877588
Oh my god I'm fucking choking because Lisa Su's tits are making so much milky for me nnnhg stop Lisa it's too much mmm mmph

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877629]

>>10877570
Kek
Me saw 2916 comming every since yesterday
Once you learn how for trade its LITTERALLY free money

[Anonymous No.10877641]

>>10877598
HORY SHET

[Anonymous No.10877647]

>>10877598
tough break kid, I see you need a fast money pick-me-up, you ever heard of HMNY....

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877648]

>>10877629
>mfw your LARP becomes unbelievable and you smug post

[Anonymous No.10877652]

>>10877588
Never bet against the Asian Fonz.

[Anonymous No.10877653]

how much have you made so far today, AMDbros?

[Anonymous No.10877657]

>>10877629
you suck

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877658]

>>10877598
riperoni, sorry for your loss
However your smug posting and worship of big 5 made your downfall inevitable :(

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10877664]

>>10877614

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.10877679]

>>10877647
I'm strongly considering just buying it out to force the CEO to put my name at the top of their website

>>10877658
Thank God I didn't all in.
I think this is called a "humbling experience"

[Anonymous No.10877686]

GOLDEN BULL MARKET

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877693]

>>10877648
Glob darnit
Me give you trade plans AND everything
What makes you think me not trades these plans every day? These not larp plans
These literally BEAT FKING SPY BY 100% PLANS

[Anonymous No.10877699]

MU's gonna end the day green.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877705]

>>10877693
Never got pics on discord, invalidating your entire trading carrier.
Sad!

[Anonymous No.10877709]

>>10877693
Larp
Its impossible to beat the SPY daytrading it everyday

Also i watched you fail nearly every time

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877710]

>>10877705
career, fugging autocorrect

[Anonymous No.10877712]

It is now safe to buy BILI. also love it or hate it you can't ignore the largest internet market in the entire world.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10877714]

>>10877693
is that the retarded muppet or the tranny muppet?

[Anonymous No.10877716]

>>10877699
$10BILLION share buyback starts soon. Anyone without MU in their port WANTS to be a poorfag

[Anonymous No.10877717]

>>10877712
Fuck China

[Anonymous No.10877721]

>>10877712
Is this the new zoomer rh hot stock?

[Anonymous No.10877725]

>>10877714
It can be whatever you want if you take /drugs/ man

[Texas anon No.10877726]

>>10877693
Anyone else notice s(he) never posts proofs. Not one single P/L.

[Anonymous No.10877741]

Does anyone actually smoke weed here? What is it like nowadays because I read they keep making it stronger?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877747]

Just a heads up, I finally bought into TQQQ, so the bull run is over
Sorry, shows over

[Anonymous No.10877748]

>DIA

[Anonymous No.10877752]

Protip: buy CASI while it's down today, sell above $7.50 next week. Play the channel.

[Anonymous No.10877758]

>>10877726
deep cover big5guy who's kept this long con up
every namefag is big5guy

you fools never even saw it coming; it was all big5 all the time

[Anonymous No.10877762]

>>10877747
The golden bull is too powerfull this time!

[Anonymous No.10877770]

>>10877741
Thats kind of a boomer myth. There are some medical strains that are around 1.5-2x stronger than low quality weed you'd get back in the day, but nothing crazy. They're just growing it using more optimal conditions in California and Colorado these days. There are some concentrates that they make that can be crazy strong though. I haven't smoked in a year, but this is easy info to find.

[Anonymous No.10877789]

>>10872907
What does it mean "to not average losses" ?

[Anonymous No.10877795]

>>10877705
where is this fabled discord some of you keep talking about?

[Anonymous No.10877799]

MY LITEREALLY WHO CANADIAN FOSSIL FUEL OPTION ISN'T GOING UP, HURRY UP AND SIGN A TRADE DEAL WITH JUDO, TURNIP

[Anonymous No.10877805]

>>10877789
it means close your losing trade and eat the loss instead of doubling down

[Anonymous No.10877807]

>>10877712
fuck china

[Anonymous No.10877822]

>>10873191
go back 5 years , make money if you buy end of Oct. and sell 3 month later.

[Anonymous No.10877828]

>>10877712
>It is now safe
What about those gains you missed from this last week? 2 weeks over 5% and I've been holding since 11$.

[Texas anon No.10877831]

>>10877758
S...so I’m bg5guy too?

[Anonymous No.10877835]

>sold CRON at a loss yesterday
>it's back up today

Valuable learning experience

[Anonymous No.10877841]

>>10877752
Basis? Theory? Even a conspiracy? Anything to back this up?

[Anonymous No.10877844]

>>10877805
But why do you guys say "not average losses" english makes no sense you stupid americans, in my educated language it means that you shouldn't have a mind of saying you didn't lose too much

[Anonymous No.10877849]

>>10877741
Low quality weed from Mexico isn't hip anymore, it's all muh strains and shiet

[Anonymous No.10877853]

>>10877400

Okay that's it i'm out. Made 23% profit on the trade. Too much sell pressure and too much shenanigans going on with level 2 on this stock for my taste. Especially on the CSE. I hate the CSE so much.

All cash now. No trades planned for rest of day. Will resume low ball fishing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10877857]

anyone have a strat of predicting the next days top movers?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877858]

>>10877795
There is no /smg/ discord, that would be fucking gay.
I just added RKG for nudes, but she never delivered. Sad!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10877861]

>>10877795
It's some where in the cloud.

>>10877831
No you fucking idiot. Take some mushrooms and walk around in the woods until you figure it all out. Trust me you'll feel great.

[Anonymous No.10877863]

>>10877835
I keep telling you guys that OVERBOUGHT IS A FUCKING MEME

THERE IS NO SUCH THING

And what's more is that if it does break the support then the market is fucking BOOMING HARSH so hop in, the probability of a big win stake are high.

[Anonymous No.10877872]

>>10877844
Yes, this is true. You should cry every time you lose and linger on that loss for as long as possible.
This is why everyone hates third worlders.

[Anonymous No.10877879]

>>10877831
the real big5guy is the friends we made on the way

[Anonymous No.10877887]

IGC looking for 2

[Anonymous No.10877890]

>>10877741
Average modern strain has a higher thc content than back in the 80's or earlier. That's pretty much it. More efficient on usage rate, especially if you use a dry media vaporizer. Not very exciting.

[Anonymous No.10877891]

>>10877747
r u me

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877894]

>>10877598
no.....

[Anonymous No.10877900]

>>10877741
It's the craft beer or drugs

[Anonymous No.10877901]

Btw any HMNY holders still kicking around here? Everyone point and laugh.

[Anonymous No.10877915]

>>10877901
I'm never letting go, I'll be a billionaire someday

[Anonymous No.10877920]

>>10877863
Good luck on your gambling, anon.

[Anonymous No.10877922]

>>10877747
FUCK YOU RUINED IT. BACK UNDER 72

[Anonymous No.10877927]

>>10877901
>>10877891
>>10877890
>>10877887
>>10877872
>>10877863
>>10877861
>>10877858
>>10877857
>>10877853
>>10877849
>>10877844
>>10877841
>>10877835
>>10877831
>>10877828
>>10877822
>>10877807
>>10877805
>>10877799
>>10877795
>>10877789
>>10877770
>>10877762
>>10877752
>>10877748
>>10877747
>>10877741
>>10877726
>>10877725
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>>10877714
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>>10877705
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>>10877693
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>>10877679
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>>10877647
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>>10877609
>>10877605
>>10877603
>>10877601
>>10877709
>>10877879
>>10877894
>>10877900
Buy HEAR

[Anonymous No.10877941]

>>10877879
this tbqh senpai

also fuck China

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10877942]

>>10877629
>2916 hits 20 mins later
kek :p

>>10877709
>>10877726
>>10877705
me no care if not believe or if no one recognizes me genius kek
will still post plans

[Anonymous No.10877944]

>be me
>be june of 2018
>401K advisor for work calls
>Him: Anon, how do you feel about a more risky approach to your portfolio
>Me: What type of risk are you talking about?
>Him: We want to increase the position in AAPL significantly
>Me: That is about the least risky thing you could do, go right ahead

Counting chips and buying dips nigga

[Anonymous No.10877953]

>>10877927
jokes on you. I've been holding HEAR for a while

[Anonymous No.10877963]

>>10877944
>You: *click*
>Him: Apple... more Banks. A micro-cap bank in Cincinnati. I guess he said OK. All in!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10877966]

>>10877927
kys
>>10877942
It's not about the plans you slut, it's about you having $100,000 randomly assigned to your account
Just why???
>>10877922
I warned you!

[Anonymous No.10877981]

>>10877953
BUY MORE

[Anonymous No.10877986]

>>10877944
tell your adviser to quit being a pussy and buy the HMNY, LCI, and JCP dips

[Anonymous No.10877992]

>>10877927
>$40 end of month

[Anonymous No.10877996]

>>10877966
Been holding since I bought at 135 pre split. I'm good, senpai

[Anonymous No.10878006]

>>10877963
pls no

also anyone else out there not factor in their work 401K into their retirement calculations as a means to work harder to save more? or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.10878009]

when will aapl dump

[Anonymous No.10878027]

>>10878006
prolly just you, senpai

[Anonymous No.10878031]

>>10877992
>looks at date
omg HEAR about to skyrock in the next 2 days

also
>mfw not the only one shilling for HEAR

[Anonymous No.10878037]

MY BIAS STAYS BULLISH

[Anonymous No.10878066]

>>10878006
no but I put 15% in there every year

max that shit out

[Texas anon No.10878137]

Is anyone baking? Otherwise I’ll do it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10878138]

USO is going fucking nuts right now!!!!

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10878143]

>>10877741
it's gotten very fucking strong nowadays. super fucking cheap to the point where i only find the strongest flower. no one sells less than the best, and it's gotten about 50-75% cheaper, too, in the last five years, which is another reason why everyone only sells the best.

[Anonymous No.10878145]

>>10878137
do et

[Texas anon No.10878176]

New
>>10878169
>>10878169
>>10878169
>>10878169

[Anonymous No.10878188]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a very tasty chicken salad on pretzel bun sandwich. I'm sideways today which is alright. LPL seeing some green along with based WEAT.

[Anonymous No.10879167]

>>10878188
How is this a salad when there's no salad in it?
There's just a bunch of whole vegetables, they aren't even sliced or anything.
That bun looks old