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[Anonymous No.10862406]

Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I have to know. I've tried everything from a hollowed out banana peel with ductape wrapped around it put into the microwave.

I've stolen the soap dispensers from work and taken them home cut it open and put it inside the plastic bag only to sting the tip of my penis.

I've tried the vaccum cleaner only to have it cut the side of my sack and began to bleed out.

I carved out a watermelon as well and after I stuck it in found out I had a skin allergic reaction to the watermelon which resulted in a very irritated skin rash. I've tried it all.

Please guys I really need to know what does sex feel like. I'm so depressed and riddled with social anxiety that I can't talk to women in real life and am still a Virgin at the age of 25. I really need to know guys. I'm scared to try a hooker because I've heard you can get aids with stds and end up paralysed.

Can someone here please tell me what sex feels like and is it worth it? I really need to know

[Anonymous No.10862418]

pasta should be autob&

[Anonymous No.10862420]

>>10862406
You don't deserve to know for posting such a small image.

[Anonymous No.10862435]

>>10862406
Feels warm with a bit of pressure. The feeling of knowing you’re making a skank cream herself with your giant dick adds to the sensation.

[Anonymous No.10862437]

I'm a 29 year old virgin.

[Anonymous No.10862457]

>>10862437
>>10862406
Kek I’m only 20 and a virgin you guys are pathetic I’m going to get laid this year and hopefully not become pathetic losers like you

[Anonymous No.10862462]

>>10862457
i tell myself that every year mate

[Anonymous No.10862497]

>>10862457
I told myself this when I was like 16, never happened, my genes are destined into the trashcan

[Anonymous No.10862513]

not great because they are judging you and you are trying to treat them right. it's pretty good when they're dead though

[Anonymous No.10862581]

>>10862513

[Anonymous No.10862668]

>>10862406
Overrated. If you're desperate and hope getting laid will make your life perfect you're in for a big letdown anon.
Work on making yourself better, the sex will come incidentally.

[Anonymous No.10862719]

listen, a vagina isnt really that great, you wont even like it the first time you have sex. I didnt nut after 2 hours, but she was happy it lasted so long. After 2-3 times youll begin to like it. Then it gets good. But sometimes a good fap is better than sex, so dont get your hopes to high...

[Anonymous No.10862723]

>tfw furthest I've gone is fingering a girl

incel for life

[Anonymous No.10862955]

>>10862719
>a good fap is better than sex

Seems like you either fuck like a fish and don't know how to please a woman or you have a small dick. Most times when I've had sex with my current gf its been for 30 min at a time. Sometimes we'll just fuck all day. But then again, I'm a sex addict, I think it's the most pleasurable thing in the world.

Fapping to porn after experiencing that, I just can't do it. Feels like garbage

[Anonymous No.10862989]

>>10862955
You seem desperate for attention anon.

I know that, because I had said the same thing as you have, and can see from the distance how pathetic it sounds.

[Anonymous No.10863020]

>>10862989
you said them but never actually did them? kek thanks for the laugh mate

[Anonymous No.10863131]

>>10863020
Man, you do sound insecure.

Not to mention that after the third/fourth time the girl becomes dry and it's just irritating and you have to use lube.

[Anonymous No.10863166]

It's a warm, soft, textured, wet hole that kind of vacuums your dick into it, desperately trying to keep it inside until you make it your bitch and stretched it out with a good pounding. Best way I can describe it. I like the mental aspects of sex a little more. The sounds she makes, the tastes, the smells, the visuals, both being covered in sweat, the weight of her soft body when she's on top, the psychology behind dominating somebody and being dominated. Just getting to be an animal in nature. Blowjobs can be the best as far as physical stimulation imo. Anyways just get a fleshlight or swallow your pride and bang a hooker. Being a virgin sucks.

[Anonymous No.10863279]

>>10862406
similar to jerking off but more warmer with lub

it's okay but better when you actually like the person and they reciprocate back

[Anonymous No.10863308]

ive fucked so many random girls on tinder, but i've never done it raw, but I'm too autistic to maintain a relationship

What am i missing out on bros??

[Anonymous No.10863338]

>>10862437
>tfw 28yo touchless kissless virgin that never even saw a tit IRL