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> Be me
> Behave friendly in workplace due to fear of getting fired for being quiet
> Get along with this old guy, like 30 years older than me
> Eventually he starts pulling dominance tactics
> At one point tosses a mini size candy over the cubicle wall at me, get back at him just so he knows I won't be pushed around without consequence
> A week or three passes, comes up from behind and forces what I thought was a mini size candy into my hand
> It's a freaking empty wrapper
> Give it back to him
> Today he sneaks into my cubicle and pushes my chair forward with me on the chair, told him not to do that
> MFW being friendly lures douches like this to me even when I cut contact
> MFW being quiet would likely prevent this but then I'd likely be fired for what they call "personality issues"

What do I do anons? Please no HR that looks bad and anyways he retires in less than a month.

>> No.10855216

>>10855186
literally go and break his ribs on the parking lot

>> No.10855224
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10855224

>getting bullied in the workplace by an actual boomer

>> No.10855228

Laugh and casually forget about it.

>> No.10855246

>>10855186
just fuck up his pc and work and hope that they fire this old asswipe

>> No.10855248

>>10855186
How fucking autistic are you? The guy clearly wants to play. Some people just have that personality, you know how dogs like to play? It's like that.

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>>10855224

>> No.10855283

>>10855186
sounds like you are the most beta kid in the office, therefore you deserved to be bullied like a complete bitch

>> No.10855289

>>10855186
>2018
>Letting someone put their hands on you

Just tell HR next time he touches you that you're calling the police. They'll fire him ASAP.

>> No.10855322

>>10855186
lol, NEVER become a joker to people. NEVER play along with jokes or pranks or anything like that. You wanna know why? Because they will spend way more time and effort on it than you do and you will now have an entire new dimension of stuff to worry about that didnt exist before and that you dont need.

>> No.10855398

>>10855322
What is a "joker?"

>> No.10855456

>>10855248
Not sure about that bucko

>> No.10855477

>>10855186
When men over 50 start behaving like children it's because they have dementia. He'll be in a wheelchair 10 years from now.

>> No.10855487 [DELETED] 

>>10855224
Brutal

>> No.10855540

>>10855186
>walk over to his office
>take his phone and punch him in the head with it several times

he will get the message

>> No.10855681

>>10855186
>be so socially awkward that you interpret someone giving you an empty candy wrapper and playfully pushing your chair as "workplace domination tactics"
Work a little harder at being normal, OP. This behavior is nothing out of the ordinary and certainly nothing to get worked up over.

>> No.10855691

>>10855186
>refer to him as “ol pal”
>offer to help him lift things/use computer
Basically subtly suggest he’s old as fuck, he’s insecure about it.

>> No.10855730

>>10855691
This. Those old fucks can't stand the thought of them being irrelevant and replaceable.

>> No.10855786

>lift more than 2 times a decade
>dont get bullied anymore

it really is that simply

>> No.10855815

>>10855186
rape him in the parking garage.

prison style

>> No.10855859

>>10855186
Find a big neodymium magnet and hit his computer with it when he isnt around

>> No.10856273

>>10855186
Thank god I don't have to put up with that wagie shit.

>> No.10856316

>>10855691
Absolutely. I use "old man" or mention something along the line of breaking a hip

>> No.10856433

>>10855186
LMFAOOOOOO HOLY SHIT I'M SO GLAD I'M A NEET.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>10855540
>get charged with assault
>get fired
nothin personnel, kid

>> No.10856601

>>10855186
i flirt with daddy at my office too
he spanks me after work sometimes

>> No.10857290

sneak up behind him and put your finger up his asshole.

then when he jumps and turns around you vehemently sniff your finger while looking him in the eyes.

dont say anything then walk away.

this is my favorite power move. I do it all the time

>> No.10857359

Openly refer to him as a pedophile in conversation. Even Boomers know there's no coming back from such an accusation.

>> No.10857492
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>>10855186
boomer, so it should be easy. start with the light stuff
flipping the display on the computer monitor, reversing mouse buttons, remapping keys, etc etc. if you're able to get in to his work pc.

another good trick is to schedule a task in windows to play certain sounds at certain times. I'll let you take the creative helm on that one.

Next you just start messing with his office area, zip tie scissors together, tape down the desk phone button so it still rings after picking it up. start leaving bits of trash all around his cubicle, even if you're just stopping by to say hi, finish a drink and set it somewhere and casually forget about it.

start picking at his sexuality, next time he gets physical mention something about him not being your type

>> No.10857558

>>10855398
someone who seeks variety and control by putting other people in situations they did not ask for so the joker can feel important and have control

>> No.10857585

>>10855186
> older dude likes fucking around on the job and pranking coworkers
> GUYS ITS DOMINANCE TACTICS HES PICKING ON ME
How fucking insecure and soft are you?

>> No.10857634

>>10855186
just behave like he's doing weird shit and laugh at it/him

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>>10857585

>> No.10857670

>>10857585
boomers do not get to mess around sorry bucko

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Next time he pulls that shit you take him aside and tell him with a serious af tone to cut that bullshit or you swear to god you will split his skull open on the parking lot. Make sure that no one sees/hears you when you say that to him.

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>>10855186
>> MFW being friendly lures douches like this to me even when I cut contact

Pathological narcissist are drawn to friendly people. And They get mad when they cannot control you

>> No.10858132

>>10855186
Laugh and treat him like hes a virgin meme

You loser

>> No.10858160

>>10855186
Just endure for a month ya big pussy.

>> No.10858188

>>10855224
This, OP is a cuck

>> No.10858190

>>10855186
report everything to HR and cc the CEO of your company

>> No.10858485

.>>10858190
HR & CEO would like a good reason not to have to pay a retirement

>> No.10858570

>>10857492
Nice

>> No.10858584

>>10857720
Edgy and ineffective af

>> No.10858593

>>10855186

Wtf, he sounds legit autistic.

>> No.10858625

>>10855186
He's a horny old boomer that's been in the closet his whole life and he wants a taste of your boypussi

>> No.10858711

>>10855477
>>10858625
One of these two OP

>> No.10858735

>>10855186
>due to fear of getting fired for being quiet
...you can actually get fired for this? wtf?

>> No.10858739

>>10855186
hes just joking around anon, just mess with him back. This is how chads communicate

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>>10855186
>>10855216
kek do this op

>>10855691
this is the passive aggressive beta method

>>10857290
this is another way to show domination op

or you could just stop the guy, say to him firmly that you don't wan't to do this playing around shit

>> No.10858784

>>10855186
>>10858625
could also be this and you sound a little fruity as well op

>> No.10858815

There is a browser plugin for chrome that replaces any image being loaded with pics of Nicholas Cage. Download it on his computer and laugh as he can’t figure out how to fix it.

>> No.10858901

>>10857290
t. highschooler

>> No.10859025

>>10855477
>be b**mershit
>ruin US economy by pulling ladder up behind you
>ensure your kids/grandkids will come of age into a living hell of poverty and disillusionment
>wageslave 40 years for the kikes so you can buy 3 boats, a giant television for every room of the house, 2 SUVs, a sportscar, a camper RV, and 5 timeshares
>finally set to retire
>get dementia, shitting your pants within a few years, can't remember your wife's name long after
>die in some home by a literal straight outta africa nurse who gives zero fucks and abuses you for fun because she gets paid minimum wage
GET
FUCKING
REKT
YOU
BOOMER
SHITSTAINS

>> No.10859026

>>10858735
america is weird man

>> No.10859417

>>10858735
If you keep to yourself I suspect some places might try to force you to become more talkative. There's a guy at my current place whose quiet and another guy was talking about how he's tried so much to get him to open up. It's like jeez why do they have to bother the quiet guy?

>> No.10859424

>>10859417
>>10859026
Fucking normies man, this resonates with me because I'm also quiet.

>> No.10859441

>>10859025
Harsh but fair.

>> No.10859477

>>10859025
fuck boomers they deserve it

>> No.10859501

>>10858735
>>10859417
I used to be an ain when was younger, was always quiet because that’s just the way I am but also because everyone I worked with was female, and they just talk mindless dribble. They didn’t like me at all because I didn’t small talk with them about useless shit. Fuck nursing btw, no one do it.

>> No.10859511

>>10859025
Based and red pilled

>> No.10859516

>>10859501
I honestly wouldn't mind normies if they would just leave quiet people alone, but they just can't stay in their own lane.

>> No.10859517

are you fucking serious
if this isn't a LARP then you're a total pushover

digusting

>> No.10859531

>>10855216

fpbp

>> No.10859553

>>10855186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4sdfcrycEU

Talk to him like you're Tom Cruise.

>> No.10859584

does the boss play games?


do people mess with the boss?


start acting like a boss

>> No.10859625

>>10855186
Download shitloads of porn on his work computer and tell your boss he was watching porn and it made you feel disgusted

>> No.10859819
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>>10855224
OP BTFO

>> No.10859833

>>10859516
Exactly

>> No.10859871

>>10855186
Just hire someone to break his ribs without it being led back to you but he KNOWS that it was done by you in the background and then passive-aggressively remind him in the office about his injuries and how a shitty person he is to have that many enemies in his personal life. Then start doing the shit he does that he did to you so he gets the point not to mess with other people again. If he has no friends or anyone to side with him in the office then the better because it paints him further in a bad light as some sort of trouble maker or asshole.

>>10858773
>this is the passive aggressive beta method
As much as I agree with this, society punishes people who defend themselves and act like men. You either be a beta bitch or you end up in jail because "violence" is frowned upon.

>> No.10859876

Easy OP. Next time he's trying to act dominant, stop, stare him deadface in the eyes and say "your wife told me you were a manchild. no wonder she craves new dick"

>> No.10859882

>>10857492
redpilled... and also based

>> No.10859974

>>10855186

> op is being bullied by a boomer

OP, just start calling this person Boomer (insert real name here).