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My friend (7/10 qt) and I were joking and she said that she would sit on my face for $30 bucks.

Now, I’m a kissless hugless virgin, so it’s a pretty big deal, but I have literally zero fiat so I would have to cash out $30 worth of link. Should I do it?

>> No.10851993

>>10851974
These are the kind of game theory problems that have plagued economists for centuries

>> No.10852023

Do it bro, it’s only 100 link. If you hold more than 10k link do it and enjoy da pucci

>> No.10852026

>>10851974
Thats like 100 links. Face sitting worth $100 000 must be good

>> No.10852035

This is a much better blockchain lore story than 10,000 BTC for 2 pizzas

I wanna be the Tai Lopez of 2022 and make videos of myself saying “This is the story you need to know about BTC: one man spent 100 Link to have a 7/10 sir on his face. Do the math, and while you’re at it, click the link below and I’ll teach you how to buy my Link tokens for $1000 each”

>> No.10852049

she was joking bro, even if you paid her $100 she wouldn't do that. you didn't get the joke.

>> No.10852066

How are most of you so awful with women

>> No.10852077

>>10852049
No, she is 100% serious about the offer.

I hold 15k link.. so even if link ever goes to $1k I will be super rich no matter what

>> No.10852103

>>10852049
No harm in bringing it up again when they are having a good time. $30 seems like he has a legit shot.

>>10851974
Go for it. Mention it while her mood is up and keep it light hearted. If you drink together occasionally you are already in.

>> No.10852108

>>10852066
Lost the verve to pretend to be a faggot fucktard in order to level with most girls years ago.

>> No.10852122

>>10852066
Fuck off roastie

Do it OP, let us know and post a webm of your encounter on /gif/

>> No.10852168

Work it into a dare/drinking game so its not super fucking creepy. Also hide your inevitable boner.

>> No.10852187

>unironically enjoying having a woman sit on your face

Not going to make it

>> No.10852291

>>10851974
honestly, why not just fuck her?

>> No.10852313

>>10851974
did this guy survive?

>> No.10852327

>>10851993
lol

>> No.10852350

>>10851993
Is there a dominant strategy in this case?

>> No.10852355

>>10851974
anon, this is her letting you know that she wants your cock and especially your tongue in her slit. tell her that you'll expect a discount for future 'sessions' if she really likes it... with a wicked grin and a wink. Then tell her it will be tomorrow... she goes home and shaves and gets wet thinking about the naughtyness that's going to be happening, have some brewskies chilled when she comes over with the lights dimmed.

setup a looong playlist with cool music. break the playlist into sections. forst 30 minutesnis cool upbeat type stuff,,, sliding into a more jazzy house bbking chilaxed 20-30 minutes, sliding to a more deep throated heavy sexy vibe for the 3rd 30 minutes, 4th 30 minutes of the music should be unabashed sex music. take your cues from the music. by the 3rd section of music you will be initiating the kissing... if she isn't into tkissing tell her you will be massaging her, so off with her top and jeans... better yet tell her to wear a skirt when she comes over (when she walks in the door be sure to compliment her on her looks, especially her skirt and legs)... remember you are kissing or massaging in the 3rd 30 minutes of music... then progress to rubbing her body, tits, back, legs... deep rubbing of legs, ass, calves, hamstrings, ass,, slight hints of fingers grazing ass crack and panty covered pussy... very gentle 'slips' of the fingers... oops. she is getting wet now. you have better managed to remove your shirt and shorts by now
chill out on the back porch, tell yourself you will actually do it have some brews

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10852363

>>10851974
>hey anon you know what would be funny? If you pay me 30$ to sit on your face

>> No.10852391

>>10852355
I can smell the virgin from here

>> No.10852408

>>10852363
if a girl is sitting on my face she will be sitting on my cock later.
i dont get the amerimutts who get blowjobs or finger girls multiple times and are still virgins.

>> No.10852415

>>10852355
Thank you anon, I will do this

>>10852363
Not 100% like that but she said she never sat on a face before and I said “I would pay to be the first” and she said “that would be $30 bucks”

>> No.10852422

A real friend would sit on your face for free.

>> No.10852425

>>10852355
oops skip back porch sentence... editing error

so now you are in your boxers... those stay on, ( she will pull those down and suck your engorged cock when she is getting the tongue on her clit and deep tonguing of her vagina.)... make no move to remove them. then as themusic approaches the 4th 30 minute session (please use non-obvious gradual transitions in the playlist) and she is nice and wet and wanting a release you let her know it is time.

>> No.10852428

If she will do it for $30, chances are she'll do it for free, moron. That is unless you're both underage retards.

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10852430

>>10852355
Based and redpilled!

>> No.10852459

>>10851974
Shoot us a pick and we’ll cover your link expense

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10852475

>>10852415
>i would pay to be the first
>involving money
>ever
you should just have said "i have never had someone sit on my face either" or some shit like that.

also don't listen to this guy >>10852355
absolute cringe.

>> No.10852499

>>10852415
>she said she never sat on a face before
>"I would pay to be the first"
Oh god no this changes the entire thing. Don't try to fuck her it's already too late.

>> No.10852565

you don't just come out and say it... no. you guide her.

(i definitely think the massage route is the way to go the more i think about it)

so you've got her lying on her stomach.. fully rubbed, warmed up and ready to go, she knows she has an orgasm coming up soon, and you guide her there. while rubbing her you roll the panties down, handa arounf hips and lift a bit so she knows you are leading... she'll lift her hips enough to allow you to slide them down... you do so but maintain contact with her skin and your hands at all times... bonus if you maintain some kond of massage on her legs as you slide the panties off. work the massage back up towards the ass slowly and as you get midway up her legs just above the knees, take the no hintkng route and massage your way up the inside of her legs and when you het close to her pussy... which is very wet now.. work towards it but very slowly,... more rubbing softly now just to either side of it... then slide over to righr on target and hold her pussy for a second or two.. slight pressure rub back and forth... if wet (should be) slide a finger or two from the top of her slit and down glazing over the clit and her ove tunnel... do not penetratentunnel

>> No.10852595

now you lift her hips and slide underneath and guide her hips towards your face. i tecommend head first so that you get a nose full of clit rather than ass... its up to you though.

the playlist works, have done many times

>> No.10852686

>>10852595
example of phase 4 music please