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Imagine a future where our sons and daughters have grown up on good boomer values like sippin', mowin', and crypto.

>> No.10824436
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I can see it...

>> No.10824451
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>>10824436
and its glorious.

>> No.10824453
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ill sip to that

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Does anybody have that picture of daddy boomer showing junior how to trade?

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>> No.10824806

>>10824405
>good boomer values

can't wait for my very own black man to move in and fuck my girlfriend so I can raise their mulatto son

>> No.10824821

>>10824806
>Confusing boomer with soiboy
absolute degenerate

>> No.10824829

>>10824453
fucking saved

>> No.10825737

>>10824436
Sublime

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>>10824699
here fagg

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Ha thanks. Classic Mountain Dew.

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>>10824405
We carefully analysed the demographic we want to hit, sad retards who are in their teens and boy did brad hut the jackpot with the boomer holding the can. Stacey said BRAND AWARENESS so loudly she nearly fell of her inflatable exercise ball. The best bit is we love the idea of you doing our work for us. So all you sad lonely types looking to belong just do our work for us and post boomer memes with the monster logo in them.

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>>10824453
Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo. I mean who gives a fuck if you all get heart conditions and throw up every morning. The main thing is you SIP our lovely vomit, I mean energy drink. Don't think about vomit Think about being YOUNG and EDGY. SIP!

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>>10824780
Don't think about vomit Think about being YOUNG and EDGY. SIP!

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>>10825797
>here
vomit sip...

>> No.10827090

Hey fren, what are you sippin'?

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>>10827090
puke
bitter runny puke with gut lumps and snot in

>> No.10827141

You've made your point clear. Now tell us a healthy alternative that is as comfy as Monster.

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>>10827141
>comfy as Monster.
bitter runny puke with blood flecks gut lumps and snot in

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>>10827141
>You've made your point clear.
good, you can fuck off now, or do you want to see what happens next?

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