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This weekend I’m taking my butterface gf that I hate but keep around for sex (she had a model's body) to a spa for her birthday. It's a $1000 spa package. (a month's pay in my cubicle)

I will stay in the sauna and imagine i am being burnt alive in a furnace in Triblanka.

Things can’t get any better to be honest.

>> No.10816508

>>10816004
How can you be self aware and allow this to happen?

It's funny when normies do it because they actually believe they're happy but can't explain their xanax addiction.

>> No.10816531

>>10816508
Because he rationalized that the world works this way, women hypergamy and bla bla bla which is true. Otherwise enjoy loving a cute stacy that will eat you alive

>> No.10816561

>>10816004
He doesn’t know that you actually unironically can’t force a meme.

All the good ones happen organically.

>> No.10817034

>>10816561
EXCEPT it's possible

>>10816508
its either this life or going insane without fucking women in years. at least i fuck a butterface 2 times a week

>> No.10817100

>>10816004
If she is into hardcore anal you are good. Is she though?

>> No.10817112

>>10817100
she is STRICTLY into vanilla sex

she wont even take cum to her face

Things can’t get any better to be honest.

>> No.10817116

>>10816004
Post her body

>> No.10817119

>>10816004
*Treblinka

>> No.10817124

I imagine being with a girl you don't find attractive will eventually lead to tears and resentment.

>> No.10817128
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>>10817116
very much like this

BUT her face is a 4/10

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>>10817124
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv268m85ZHM

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.10817215

>>10817128
>0 tits
>low bf%
Just date a guy already

>> No.10817511

You need to appreciate your gf anon.

Butterface women are the best, because they truly appreciate you for who you are and will never cheat or leave.
Also if you learn to love her face as well as her great body, as I have mine, then she's no longer a butterface, just a beautiful woman.
Although mine let's me do whatever I want to her so at least I have that going for me.

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>>10817511
>and will never cheat or leave.

of course they fuckin wont. how can they when that option is not even available to them? 90% of men dont want them and all butterfaces know this and as a result they will all be loyal as fuck

>> No.10817565

If you have an ugly GF just for sex, and have to spend so much money in her, why don't just hire a escort? Normies are truly retarded

>> No.10817751

>>10817511
This, compared to my ex she is 2 points lower in beauty . But she always wants sex, cooks, cleans and spoils me.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

>> No.10817770

IF YA WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

>> No.10817771

>>10817128
Confirmed gay

>> No.10817906

>>10816004
>she had a model's body
>HAD

u dun goof'd m8

>> No.10817937
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This meme is shit, please stop being a massive homosexual and STOP forcing this meme. Even the name is shit.

>> No.10818109

>>10817937
it's MM/SB/david hogg's crew. Use guro threads and other antibodies if you don't enjoy.

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>>10816004
Its crazy how much humans cope like with their GFs and what not this made me realize everyone settles from their own hopes and dreams and rationalizes it with stupidity
Do people who take heart in what others think about them actually do this?

>> No.10818755

>>10817511
Unless she has a complex then thinks she can do better than you

>> No.10818792

>>10817034
Name one instance of a shitty forced meme with any longevity. I’ll wait.

>> No.10818966

>>10817112
>she wont even take cum to her face
>Things can’t get any better to be honest.
Wew kad, just kys

>> No.10819017

>>10818792
>a shitty forced meme
Guess what! Your memes where shit as well, but you forced them long enough to go 'mainstream' you fucking ultrasperg,

>> No.10819030

>>10816004
A namefag making a "general" thread about a forced, shit meme

This checks out

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>>10817034
>he hasn't overcome the desire for sex

Grow up

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>>10816508
>he doesn’t know
sweet summer child

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Coworkers may be plotting against me while I'm on vacation

>> No.10819524

>>10819017
>implying I don’t have better things to do than spend 7000 hours in ms paint
Enjoy your tendies.

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>>10816004
good luck mister Fresco

I am all alone in my neet appartement with my bitcoins. I hope you will get well soon. You are my favorite normie and this is hurting me seeing you suffer so much.