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so what is your plan B if crypto fails?

>> No.10814756

death

>> No.10814757

Pretty sure it already has. And I have no plan b other than wait for inheritance

>> No.10814762

>>10814751
Finishing medical school and wagecucking away

>> No.10814765

>>10814751
rope

>> No.10814768

Cliche ultra early retirement via 65% savings rate and index funds.

>> No.10814776

Maybe getting raped by that man

>> No.10814780

>>10814751
mc donalds, unironically

>> No.10814791

>>10814751
The family business

>> No.10814802

Keep on trying to make it in finance. 401k meme + speculating on boomer stocks.

>> No.10814803

>>10814751
I'm starting an SaaS business right now, working on programming certification + a portfolio, and I'll take a digital marketing course.

I'm unironically graduating with a degree in math & stats in a few months but no one's responding to my fucking resume / bothering to interview me so it looks like my degree is fucking useless.

>> No.10814820

>>10814751

kill myself

>> No.10814822

>>10814751
my $108k/yr day job in a medium cost of living area

>> No.10814837

>>10814803
data science is unironically a god tier field but you need experience to get the good positions so you need to start in the mailroom

>> No.10814859

>>10814837
I might be able to break into it but I have a sub 3.0 gpa so even the few emails telling me to schedule an interview are a no go since they say to fuck off if you don't meet their gpa req.

I fucked up by not accepting an interview as a data scientist at some company when I was halfway through my senior year. I fell for the 'don't work with pajeets' meme and took the glassdoor reviews too seriously.

>> No.10814913

>>10814859
you really can't get hired into an actual analyst/developer role in data without 3-5 years of working experience. and you generally have to know someone in the department already. over the past ~6 years I don't know of a single new hire in the departments I've been in that didn't know someone on the inside, but you make those connections when you start small in a big organization. I got my current job (over $100k at a extremely large corp) with 2 easy phone interviews because the senior leader is my old boss from a few years ago. you gotta start at the ground level, there's really no other way. you should look for analyst positions at a big corp with lots of access to data and software with requirements that fit your current resume. I've stayed in shitty jobs because it meant I got to use databases with billions of records with any software I wanted on a daily basis. it's the experience that counts.

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>>10814751

>> No.10814941

>>10814751
S&W model 66-1 in stainless steel firing a single Hornady 147 grain .357 hollow point through the roof of my mouth in a peaceful clearing by the creek.
Not that I'm going to have to do that.

>> No.10814960

>>10814751
>Maybe getting raped by that man
Maybe getting raped by that man

>> No.10815153

>>10814913
Thanks bruh, posts like these are why I still come here

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>> No.10815203

>>10814751
You do realize that crypto will never fail as long as there are shitcoins ripe for pumping right?

>> No.10815222

crypto wont fail but many shitcoins will

>> No.10815320

>he only has a plan B
>hes not executing all his plans simultaneously for guaranteed success

>> No.10815526

>>10814751
>>10814756
basically this

>> No.10815548

>>10815320

Double down. If it doesn't work double down. I WILL GO TO HELL before I give into ((them))

>> No.10815677

If crypto fails and i'm in a situation living paycheck to paycheck and unable to save for more than a period of 2 years i'm checking out.

>> No.10815697

>>10814756
fpbp

>> No.10815965

My plan B used to be getting my bachelor's degree in CS, but since crypto has sapped my drive do to any of that gay shit, I have no plan B
It has become worrying

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>>10814757
this, also based and black pilled

>> No.10816001

>>10814751
crypto is plan b my plan a is millionaire boomer way

>> No.10816014

>>10814762
>medical school
i dont know if id be comfortable having a doctor who was retarded enough to invest in shitcoins. literally

>> No.10816036

crypto has already made it dumb fucks

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10816059

It's not like there's a shortage of fools in the world.

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>>10814756
>>10814765
>>10814820
>>10815697
Valar Morghulis frens

>> No.10816637

Accept ww3 as infantry

>> No.10816645

>>10814751
Wedding photographer

>> No.10816872

>>10814751
old reliable index fund

>> No.10816881

>>10814756
This

>> No.10816920

kms

>> No.10816939

>>10814913
I did 1 month at a startup as a data scientist, then quit. Now i work as a data scientist for the government.

My gpa was less than 2 (do not recommend)

>> No.10816953

>>10814751
There was no plan A to begin with

>> No.10817228

Continue my life as a mechanical/robotical technician. Maybe do some underwater welding
Crypto is my plan b

>> No.10817247

>>10814756
Yep

>> No.10817267

>>10814756
Unironically this.

No fucking way I can wagecuck much longer.

The only reason I struggle through is the hope of crypto freeing me

>> No.10817293
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10817293

"Financial Independence/Retire Early" i.e. wagecucking for at least a decade more while saving 70% of my income by living like a monk

>> No.10817294

I’ll keep moving around. 200k package I can make by 30. Dump savings into boomer investment options. Retire by 55.

>> No.10817297

>>10814751
dump a few hundred k in the stock markets after the big crash

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>>10814751
I have two years left of engineering, so if I haven't made it with crypto so I can drop out, then I'll continue and become a wagecuck.

>> No.10817343

>>10817293
This but replace decade with 6 years and 70% with 95%

>> No.10817407

>>10814751
Unironically work at McDonalds

>> No.10817495

>>10814751
I'm trying to sell/lease out beats and will continue grinding whatever happens with crypto

>> No.10817523

>>10814751
Going back to reality.

>> No.10817551

>>10814751
suicide over slavery

>> No.10817602

>>10814756
this desu

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10817743

Try to land a job with this wank biochem degree im doing

Why even live lads

>> No.10817782

It is already past the point of failure. There is a 0% chance that crypto fails. Doesn't mean you will make it though unless you are good at the game.

>> No.10817793

>>10814837

Lies. So much work around right now just do a bootcamp, learn what a standard deviation is and how to use beautiful soup & scikit-learn, and you get the job.

>> No.10817857

>>10814751

The other 90% of my portfolio?

>> No.10817869

>>10817857
based