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ITT: LINK is $15,000 a token

>> No.10787869

>>10787859
i would be dead from my heart beating so fast
>the singularity will cause deaths of joy

>> No.10787870

>>10787859
Man. I don't even know what I'd do.

>> No.10787878
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10787878

>>10787859

>> No.10787881

>>10787859
at this point I'd probably donate

>> No.10787893

No! It’s a billion! We iz all more richest in the hole wurld!! Yayyyy!!!!

>> No.10787894

>>10787869
This

I would be uncomfortably happy. I'd stare at my computer for hours before I did anything.

>> No.10787909

>>10787870
>>10787859
>>10787881

All of these things. I currently hold, in total, 109,000 LINK (inb4 larp). That means I would have $1,635,000,000, which is obviously ridiculous.

I'd buy 4chan, definitely. Although I know we've all already talked about this. Biz will become the LINK board for forever.

>> No.10787932

>>10787909
>hundreds of retards with millions of dollars buying and selling 4chan from each other at an increasingly higher price, each time turning the entire site into something more bizarre and link related than before

>> No.10787959

>>10787932
I mean you're not wrong

>> No.10787966

>>10787859
>If I won the lottery.
This is sad.

>> No.10787977

>>10787932
Perfect. I can't wait to own it for a few months

>> No.10787995

>>10787966
Exactly

>> No.10788003
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>>10787859
That would be incredible and stressful simultaneously. Imagine how nervous you'd be trading/sending LINK just in case you fucked up.

>> No.10788005

>>10787859
its 5k. 15k give it 5 years or so

>> No.10788098

>>10787859
That means if I make it, everyone else would be trillionaires.

Never going to happen.

>> No.10788119

>sell 2 LINK
>make more money than most of the US does in a year

>> No.10788179

Not sure, on the one hand I'd be rich as fuck. On the other hand, everyone would know that I browse 4chan and the inevitable documentary about /biz/ would probably have some very unflattering shit in it (gore, pedos etc... pretty much anything they can attribute to /b/ theyll try to attribute to /biz/)

>> No.10788221

>>10788179
Biz invested in bitcoin and ethereum already and became multi millionaires. Where is the documentary on 4chan and biz?

>> No.10788227

>>10787859
I would sell 2.5 to get tax free short term cap gains tax rate. Then I'd check how much I was earning from staking.

>> No.10788252

>>10788221
this anon gets it

>> No.10788265

>>10787859
>>10787869
>>10787870
>>10787894
>>10788005
Glad you low IQ wagies are staying motivated by fantasizing about something that will literally never EVER EVER occur. In peak bull market conditions, mainnet release will probably send Chainlink skyrocketing to a whole $1-$2 per token, but even this is highly unlikely. By all means continue the delusion though.

>> No.10788301

>>10788265
kys
5k eoy

>> No.10788345

>>10787932

This is excellent.

>> No.10788357

>>10788098

>ignoring the fact that big stacks will sell when they X # of millions.

>> No.10788365

>>10787859
Good picture

>> No.10788395

>>10788003
Id send it all in one swoop like a boss. Let the whole world see it too and wonder to themselves “I wonder if he was nervous when he hit send.”

>> No.10788407

and to think last week on the 21st of august it was 30 fucking cents LOL

>> No.10788571

>>10787932
>4chan reaches valuations in the billions, has a board of directors and becomes a publicly traded company...

>> No.10788646

>>10788179
omg how many hands do you have pajeet

>> No.10788921

>>10787893
What was the cheapest Berkshire Hathaway was ever sold at?

>> No.10789002
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>>10787932
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades

>> No.10789184
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the year is 2026, it's been years since I'm retired off of ChainLink. I have no reason to struggle or worry your way through life anymore. My head rests in your smokingly beautiful wife's arms while we watch comfy movies in the living room, with the lights low in the light of your lit fireplace. As my wife kisses you goodnight and heads upstairs to bed I decide to take a walk. reminiscing about 4chan, moon missions and long shots, and I realize that everything that starts out comfy has ended comfy. Then with a smile on my face I turn to see the humble little home burn down to the ground. The last thing I remember from The scene is my wife banging on The bedroom window for help. The insurance company gives me a large check the next day which is converted directly into chainlink. I finally bought the dip.

>> No.10789560

>>10788357
Oh,so that means I'll never make it since the stacks will sell off before it gets to the point I actually make significant profit.

Only the rich get richer, I guess.

>> No.10789945

>>10787932
So it's gonna be like the Stanley Cup where each player gets to take it home for a few days? Sounds like a blast! So much fun I'd have messing with the word filters...

>> No.10789972

>>10789184
Kek

>> No.10789993

>>10788265
>In peak bull market conditions, mainnet release will probably send Chainlink skyrocketing to a whole $1-$2 per token
being this retarded

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>>10789184
fucking hell lmao

>> No.10790124

>>10789993
The link fud is getting increasingly desperate now that we're in the $5k timeline. Imagine a 7x roi in a matter of months being considered a failure.

>> No.10790903

>>10788265
1k eoy btc 80k eoy xmr 5k eoy
it is written
kek wills it

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>>10787932
>Mfw we will swing trade 4chan for the Lulz

>> No.10791169
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>>10787859
Why did I sell at $1,000? Did I get memed on?! I couldve been worth 100s of millions and not just 10s!

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>>10787859
I don't know anon. I don't even know how to cash out. It won't cure my mom's cancer or her bipolar disorder or my thalassemia or make my Terrible childhood and the memories of getting molested disappear. It won't help me lose my virginity, and it won't bring back my dead kitten. I don't know what I would do. Even if link goes to 15k, I don't think I can be happy. You can only be happy if you have good memories, I have none.

You guys are the only frens I have. Nobody will even hire me after I got fired.

>> No.10791462
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10791462

>>10789184
Kek wills it

>> No.10791551

>>10787909
Are you retarded? Can you please leave when LINK moons? /biz/ is going to be full of pajeets and newfags asking "what's the next LINK?!" for about a year, and then the autists will return with more great investments.

Fuck outta here if you don't plan to use LINK to accumulate even MORE wealth.

>> No.10791601

>>10788221
no. i rather let normies fangirl/boy about latest celebrities drama than let them know about biz
honestly biz is a needle in a haystack
and it should stay that way

>> No.10791622

>>10791380
>It won't help me lose my virginity
Think again

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>>10791380
You'll be fine, friendo. We'll still be here, and we'll laugh and celebrate how the world tried to keep us down, but we ended up making it instead. The success won't heal the wounds, but our camaraderie will. It will be alright, brother. It is known.

>> No.10791638

Stinkers are the worst

>> No.10791865

>>10788221
If /biz/ anons really did make it big from bitcoin, why do none of them post here? It's easy to say "oh they're rich, why would they ever bother coming back?" but at the same time, there's plenty of linkanons here who have no intention of leaving if they make it, so surely some of them would have stuck around too

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>>10787870

>> No.10791941

>>10791865
They do come back here, they just don't brag about their wealth because there's no reason to