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10769239 No.10769239 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up
>check MEW
>see that someone sent you $100k in ETH
>check comments, guy is begging you to send it back

what do you do?

>> No.10769266

>>10769239
quit my job and take a lengthy vacation

>> No.10769278

i'd probably send back 10k and go on with my life. Shapeshift it first though

>> No.10769282

>>10769239
I'd send 90k in ETH back, but keep 10k

>> No.10769288

>>10769239
Sell it before it becomes $50k worth of eth, buy 1000 bazinga coins, send him one every day for the next 1000 days to constantly remind him of his error

>> No.10769311

Immediately sell it and tell person to fuck off

>> No.10769317

>>10769278
This. Just give back enough that he's not gonna starve, but keep the rest cuz he's a dumbass and deserves to lose it

>> No.10769325
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>> No.10769335

>>10769239
Obviously send most of it back and keep a tip.
100% guilt free gains.
Also, larp

>> No.10769337

>>10769239
what address is it ?

>> No.10769341

>>10769325
forced forced meme

>> No.10769346
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>>10769282
THIS!

10% for charity
This way he won't make mistakes again and you receive for being a honest person and returning his money

That's fair!

>> No.10769359

>>10769239
i'll give him back half and keep the rest put it in LINK.

>> No.10769365

>>10769288
where do i buy bazinga coins?

>> No.10769375

>>10769278
I would unironically do this

>> No.10769386

>>10769288
You are evil satan
LMAO

>> No.10769387

>>10769239
Reminds me of Nov/Dec when I was scamming Twitter pajeets out of there ETH and TRX. I wish I had saved screenshots of the comments on etherscan.io.

>> No.10769398

>>10769387
post address i need to laugh

>> No.10769416

>>10769239
Give it back minus 10k

>> No.10769443
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10769443

>>10769239
I'd put it in the Conventment TGE and claim that I have no idea what he's talking about.

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10769444

>>10769239
answer nothing hold till it gets to 1M sending back 100k when its done....arigatoyoooo

>> No.10769445

>>10769288
Fucking kek'd

>> No.10769449

Give it all back. It’s the right thing to do

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10769494

>>10769443
you fucking genius

>> No.10769501

I would be kind and return either $10k and $20k (I would decide by coin toss, but I wouldn't give back nothing)

Then, I'd go all in on LINK

>> No.10769553

>>10769365
I don't think they're sold anywhere. You might be able to find someone on a sub redd*t that has some, idk

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>>10769239

>> No.10769610

>>10769341
OP is literally forcing the meme now, what you actually believe that he received 100k in ETH by accident?

>> No.10769615

Take it all

>> No.10769616

>>10769398
https://etherscan.io/address/0xa50d29bc7eb7fbc5e2dfefa268d62241143e2f4d#comments

>> No.10769621

>that one guy with his vpns trying to convince OP to give back the money.

You live by crypto, you die by crypto

>> No.10769630

Comment him back saying I'll go all in Link and double the money, send him back the ETH and keep the rest.

After Link inevitably goes to 0 I'll text him: "Sorry brah."

>> No.10769656

>>10769239
>what do you do?
Keep it all, maybe sell some, but don't send anything back.

>> No.10769671

Ask him what alts he holds
If he is a remaining normie with trx and other stupid coins
Tell him welcome to unregulated money m8. I control the end of fate

If he has req or something, give him back half. He has felt enough JUST

>> No.10769796

>>10769239
Accept that I'm a good goy and return 95k

>> No.10769859

>>10769239
shapeshift it outta there + radio silence

>> No.10769893

>>10769239
nothing else to do but kill his whole family and make him watch

>> No.10770425

>>10769282

This is what I would do. Keep 10% as a fee. Other ethical hackers have done this before

>> No.10770466

>Not keeping all of the money
What the fuck is wrong with you retards

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>>10769616
top kek, I member that shit

10/10

>> No.10770522

You don't want any bad karma, but you also should get paid for doing a good deed since most would split with the money.

Make a comment to the guy you'd want a piece of the pie. Take no more than $20K and give the guy back his $80K.

I think it's more than fair.

>> No.10770523

>>10769239
shapeshift into monero

>> No.10770555
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10770555

>>10770522
>karma

>> No.10770615

>>10769239
Market buy all of the 0xbtc for sale just to watch the world burn.

>> No.10770624

>>10769616
Ahahaha
If this is real and not entirely larp then it's fucking gold. Even the fucking redditor that comes in with the "you're fighting one battle with the scammer, and ANOTHER ONE with despair and hopelessness- don't give up!" on cue

>> No.10770650

scenarios like these are why people want banks that can undo and refund shit.

>> No.10771597

>>10769325
bump

>> No.10772206

Jesus fucking christ, give him a sob story about how you're a good Christian and you would never steal, but your mother is very ill, and you just need $2,000 for her hospice care, if he can transfer you another $2,000 you'll send him back the entire balance. But without $2,000, you'll have to keep the lot because it means too much to keep your poor dying mother here for another few days. Then obviously keep $102,000 and post screenshots of the convo

>> No.10773315

Convert it all to link and send it back with the message "today is the luckiest day of your life marine"

>> No.10773608

>>10769239

Lol heavily, sent him a couple of wei just to troll him, then put it all into a MakerDAO contract to leverage it.

>> No.10773790
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>>10770555
>trips

>> No.10773796

>>10769239
nigga what eth

>> No.10774433

>>10773315
Convert it all into link but just send back 200 link with the same message
>just doubled your money for free

>> No.10774438

>>10769239
Give it to fresco

>> No.10774471

>>10770523
The correct answer

>> No.10774478

>>10769616

>sigh
has it been 7 months already... this feels like yesterday.
What I would give to go back to these days...

>> No.10774490

>>10769239
you mean $80k in ETH?

>> No.10774648

I'd look for the easiest and quickest 2x I can find, then give 100k back afterwards - everyone wins

>> No.10774810

If true send you should atleast half it back op, but not all of it because the idiot needs to be taught a lesson but don't be a cunt and keep it all, remember we all want the blockchain to be adopted and shit like this keeps happening it never will happen

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10774828

>>10769610

>> No.10774911

Send it all back. It's more than he deserves but it's the noble act.

If he's a decent guy he'll give you a tip for your honesty. If he's not, oh well. At least you know you did the right thing.

>> No.10774918

direct him to the sticky

>> No.10774930

Sage and kys

Please kill yourself

Mods mods mods

>> No.10774994

I'd send him back twice as much

>> No.10775035

>>10769616

I'm a coinlet. What is the story behind this? Looks like a Pajeet traded coins for way lower than they were worth?

>> No.10775046

>>10774911
If he wasn’t stupid he wouldn’t have sent it to the wrong address
Fuck him

>> No.10775093

>>10770650
Or why this market needs smart contracts to properly facilitate transactions all without the need of a bank acting as a middleman, costing everyone time and money.

>> No.10775123

>>10775035
>>/biz/thread/S6481590#p6481590

Tldr, anon pretended to be a brainlet and made a thread asking to buy coins at a markup from someone here because he was too dumb to use an exchange. Pajeet thought he made an error and priced the coins way too high and completed the trade but the high price was for the total order. If I remember correctly he lost like $10k worth of trx which was years and years worth of savings in India.

>> No.10775141

>>10769346
Lolthis is the guy

>> No.10775174

>>10774478
Iktf. I stayed up all night to shit post in those threads. Only got 2 hours of sleep before work.

>> No.10775209

>>10775123

Got it. So, if this guy is to be believed, he put his entire life savings in one volatile investment, then tried to rip somebody off. Some people just aren't cut out for having money. If his money didn't get stolen, he would have found another way to lose it. I feel bad for his kid, not so much for him.

>> No.10775260

>>10775123
no, it was a fake airdrop
the pajeet gave his private key to the scammer thinking that he would get some tron

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10775279

>>10775260

>> No.10775301

>>10769239
I’d ignore him and I’d have to keep it for like 5 years before selling it because my MEW address can easily be linked to me and legally I could be compelled to pay back the full amount in my country.

>> No.10775330

>>10775209
Basically this. Even if he didn't get scammed, that was 7 months ago and the price of trx is a lot less than then.

>>10775279
That's what he says, but he not a trustworthy source based on the info in the thread. I find it hard to believe that someone could be that dumb.

>> No.10775342

>>10769288
fuckin lold

>> No.10775385
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10775385

there's a super hot/fit milf who comes into my job (pizzeria) with no underwear and hard nipples

she tips, and we have a tradition where we bark like dogs when tipped, and she always laughs when I bark at her

today she bent over like she was picking something up in front of the takeout window after telling me what she'd ordered, like she was obviously letting me look down her shirt

had a fukken hardon all day, I haven't had sex in 4 years

>> No.10775392

>>10769239
laugh at message
sell ETH for BTC
???
profit

>> No.10775402

>>10769239
SFYL

>> No.10775471

>>10769311
>>10769615
>>10769656
>>10770466
>>10774471
>>10770523
>>10775046
only 7 itt. what has happened to /biz/? this is crypto, there are no refunds.

>> No.10775529

>>10770425
>Other ethical hackers have done this before
>receiving money by mistake is on par with ethical hacking
oh lawd

>> No.10775554

>>10775471
You missed >>10772206 - but I think it's a trick to gauge market sentiment. When R*ddit normies flood in with their bullshit "give it back" mentality, and they form the majority, we bull again. A ratio of /biz/ keep it/ give it back sentiment could be a useful gauge to keep an eye on

>> No.10775638

>>10775554
thanks for that one. i skipped the blog post.
>When R*ddit normies flood in with their bullshit "give it back" mentality, and they form the majority, we bull again. A ratio of /biz/ keep it/ give it back sentiment could be a useful gauge to keep an eye on.
excellent point, anon.

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10775805

>>10769288
damn man

>> No.10775812

give all back and sleep well at night

>> No.10775836

Give it back. Wouldn't you want the same done for you?

>> No.10775910

>>10775385
I'm trying not to overthink our next interaction but I really hope it progresses

>> No.10775956

Give most back...about 90k and keep 10k for yourself. A good lesson for him but not quite ruination - and a good dude stipend for yourself.

>> No.10776023

What company is ETH?

>> No.10776044

tell him i send him 1k eth after he sends me 1 to
confirm his address

>> No.10776057

>>10769325
here wagie wagie wagie

>> No.10776179

I'd keep 50$ for wasting my time
also call him a loser in the chat

>> No.10776573

>>10775554
This

>> No.10776579

>>10769444
Checked and keked

>> No.10776991

>>10769387
What was your total haul?
Why'd you stop?