/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10767011]

Bagholders Edition

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Previous thread: >>10763191

[Anonymous No.10767017]

$71, what do I buy?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10767019]

[Anonymous No.10767022]

>NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.10767026]

LCI recovers to $8 today.

[Anonymous No.10767028]

>>10767017
Chainlink faggot!

[Anonymous No.10767033]

Remember: it is not a loss if you never sell

>LCI
>BGFV

[Anonymous No.10767036]

>>10767017
EPOL

[Anonymous No.10767046]

>>10767028
I’ve got some stinkies already

[Anonymous No.10767068]

>>10767017
Go balls deep into cheap marijuana stocks and become rich when pot finally becomes legalized in the states

[Anonymous No.10767070]

Rooting for FNGU

[Anonymous No.10767071]

>buy TQQQ 'dip' on Thursday
>tech bubble chooses this moment to start deflating
Loving every laugh.

[Anonymous No.10767072]

>>10767036
>EPOL
Nah there is high chance they gonna get turkeyed

>negative commerical balance
>huge external debt NOT denominated in PLN

[Anonymous No.10767080]

>>10767071
There is a solid meme line but we haven't touched it yet to buy. i remember talking about this.

[Anonymous No.10767086]

>stayed in cash, couldn’t find a good play

Inb4 fear of loss overtaking bold action

[Anonymous No.10767087]

>>10767046
Seriously nigga?
You know Chainlink is just a meme, right?

[Anonymous No.10767100]

>>10767072
>Nah there is high chance they gonna get turkeyed
The EU is failing, and the Central European Empire is rising. I wouldn't bet against these countries.

[Anonymous No.10767120]

>>10767087
I’ve only got 56 tokens so no big deal

[Anonymous No.10767130]

https://www.nvidia.com/de-de/

Chipfags, 1:30 for nvda new product reveal.

[Anonymous No.10767135]

>>10767100
The K.u.K meme is bad enough but
>Shitaly
Really?

[Anonymous No.10767139]

>>10767100
Invest in Eastern Poland

[Anonymous No.10767151]

>>10767100
Well I am trying to get more data on their debts

If they are mainly labeled in EUR, then they gonna do pic related, which is fundamentally a good move
But if they are labeled in USD, they are genuinely gonna get turkeyed

[Anonymous No.10767152]

$TSLA right now is magical in how bizarre it moves

[LornBjornsen No.10767160]

>>10767017
nvda calls
>implying

[Anonymous No.10767164]

LPL unironically heading to MIDTEENS. Get on board if you like money.

[Anonymous No.10767171]

>>10767151
>>10767100
pic not for ants

[Anonymous No.10767172]

>>10767139
You don't want your child to ask you this.

[Anonymous No.10767173]

>>10767151
nice thumbnail eufag

[Anonymous No.10767184]

>>10767152
I bought another $900 in calls at market open because I'm already down like $3000 and I just love throwing good money after bad, already way up

[Anonymous No.10767196]

>>10767135
EU was promised economic growth if they let Mohammad in. V4 declined, and they're booming economically.
Austria and Italy are noticing the difference and don't want to live in nation states where the races are at war with one another.

You might not see the connection between political stability and economic growth, but it is there.
>>10767139
I swear that meme is how EPOL got it's name.

[Anonymous No.10767207]

>>10767172
hit him with a belt

[Anonymous No.10767212]

Buy everything
Entire market undervalued
Bull is invincible

[Anonymous No.10767250]

Hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.10767273]

all time high was rejected again, prepare for the worst stock market crash in history, spy is going to mid teens

[Anonymous No.10767278]

>>10767250
>soitec
As expected.

[Anonymous No.10767302]

>>10767164
Nobody is going to listen to meme shills, especially after big5 had burned everyone several times over.

[Anonymous No.10767318]

>>10767302
waiting for his next shill. going all in short on it. 100% success easily.

[Anonymous No.10767353]

>>10767318
You really can't lose on that strategy, I'll probably do the same.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767364]

>>10767318
wow you should've shorted CMCM then........ or ODP.. or GBR or you should've shorted BGFV at 5.50 before it climbed to 9...

[Anonymous No.10767381]

How valuable is the worst stock trader in the world to hedge funds?

[Anonymous No.10767391]

>LCI

let me guess "just dollar cost average"

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Monk No.10767393]

Ok how fucked am I

[Anonymous No.10767395]

goodbye tech
its been niiiice
hope you bought some
protective puts

[Anonymous No.10767399]

>>10767381
If it's impossible to consistently outperform market it should be impossible to consistently underperform it either.

[Anonymous No.10767403]

>>10767393
how the fuck are we supposed to know what this is?

[Monk No.10767423]

>>10767403
I have 4 days to clear a 4% gain with an upcoming earnings call on a non tech company

[Anonymous No.10767428]

>>10767403
>It's significantly easier to be retarded than it is to be a genius.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10767431]

Nasdaq down, S&P down, DOW up.

Pretty obvious what's going on here. People lost faith in tech and are moving to boomer blue chips.

Crash is coming.

[Anonymous No.10767437]

>>10767423
So tell us what company it is you brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10767439]

>>10767423
>>10767428
i still have absolutely no fucking clue what youre talking about
post the fucking ticker you stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.10767441]

>>10767403

[Anonymous No.10767442]

>>10767431
FANG stocks are getting monopoly regulated. Those retards tried to be morality police instead of companies, backlash will be pretty harsh

[Anonymous No.10767450]

>>10767431
>1 microcosm of red and green
>a myopic outlook like this

go back to msnbc

[Anonymous No.10767462]

>>10767441
whoops not that one
>>10767437
it's this one

[Anonymous No.10767477]

>>10767033

Remember: Big5Guy is a horrible trader and no one should ever listen to him

[Anonymous No.10767482]

>>10767462
looks ready to get fucking REKT m8
take your fucking profits

[Anonymous No.10767485]

Big5 I'm actually starting to feel bad for you, tell me something good about your life so I can stop feeling bad for you.

[Anonymous No.10767493]

>last week everyone shills LCI
>This morning it falls of a fucking cliff
Memed

[Anonymous No.10767500]

>>10767485
the pain never ends

[Holdmoar No.10767502]

>>10767462
The trade desk? 4% jump end of week? I'll just say I would not have bought that option. It's already post ER, unless they have something big this Wednesday it's not happening.

[Anonymous No.10767503]

>>10767477
>>10767485
Big5Guy is one of the plague god pleased to inflict upon /smg/

[Anonymous No.10767509]

>Netflix

[Anonymous No.10767518]

>>10767509
It's dead when disneyflix launches in 2532

[Anonymous No.10767521]

/weed/ stocks are doing great.

Wish I put some cash into CGC but CRON is making me some money.

[Anonymous No.10767522]

>>10767503
That was made fast.

[Anonymous No.10767524]

>>10767503
This is true

[Anonymous No.10767525]

$212.50 AAPL put seems good this week.

[Anonymous No.10767530]

>HEAR

[Anonymous No.10767534]

Qs are failing hard on the 5min itchy clouds

>>10767493
>everyone
no

[Anonymous No.10767535]

Cashed out my TSLA short and went all in on puts. Judging by the way the stock price and put premium have acted, I bet a lot of people had the same idea.

[Anonymous No.10767538]

>>10767503

kek

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10767542]

>>10767535
TOP KEK
420 NEXT WEEK PLEASE

[Anonymous No.10767552]

>>10767503
/smg/ has the best memes on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10767558]

>>10767518
>disneyflix
It's already here

[Anonymous No.10767564]

>>10767535
yah bankruptcy puts are where its at desu senpai
so comf

>>10767542
>next week
funny how the bears are the ones thinking long term here all of a sudden
bulls are just in it for a pump

market sentiment is a wild and crazy force of nature

>>10767552
/smg/ IS /biz/

[Anonymous No.10767567]

>>10767552
>DRUS'd
>HMNY'd
>LCI'd

[Anonymous No.10767571]

>>10767542
lel, does anyone actually think this is happening? The company has racked up 1/4 of its market cap in civil liabilities and less than 1 bil cash on hand. No one is touching this flaming pile of horse shit.

[Anonymous No.10767581]

>>10767571
Never underestimate a man who has reached spiritual enlightenment through copius amounts of lsd.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10767585]

>>10767571
short term isn't about fundamentals, it's about breaking the accounts of retail plebs

[Harblong Cassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.10767602]

We’re on the way to two dollars, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.10767604]

>>10767567
you probably weren't here back in 2016 when a whole bunch of tripfags got together and pooled their money into one stock and collectively lost like 50-80k

shit was pretty funny

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10767608]

>WHEN YOU GOT JWN CALLS UP 400% @ 80

[Anonymous No.10767611]

>>10767581
>Never underestimate a man who has reached spiritual enlightenment through copius amounts of lsd.
no
ALWAYS question that man
hes almost ALWAYS full of shit

[Anonymous No.10767630]

>>10767611
this tbqh

[Anonymous No.10767642]

>>10767431
this shit is temporary

wont even last the day

[Anonymous No.10767652]

>>10767611
Musk is just trolling the entire world right now. TSLA will hit 420 and he will take it private. After that he will start dating kneepad. I fucking dare you to cap this.

[Anonymous No.10767658]

>>10767652
the final redpill

musk is kneepad

[Anonymous No.10767659]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10767665]

>>10767652
if tsla hits 420 and goes private I will eat my own dick

[Anonymous No.10767671]

LCI and /smg/ relationship in a nutshell.

/smg/ : Hey guys check out this book value its so cheap it cant go lower!

LCI: Ya we got this contract where they have to buy our pills so we just pump them out! And create value!!!! Thats why our book value is so high and our stock is so cheap!! =D =D

/smg/ : TAKE MY MONEY!

LCI: OKAY!

Next Day

LCI: Btw we lost dat dere contract but the good news is we still got dem pills so our book value is still high we might not be able to sell the pills tho but maybe we can just keep making them and Carl Icahn or Warren Buffet will buy them all they are pretty old=D =D =D

[Anonymous No.10767674]

>>10767659
Anyone here CMI? Ex is tomorrow

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10767677]

>>10767642
Imo its begging to look like last week just with SPY @ 285 instead 284

[Anonymous No.10767690]

>>10767642
i think itll be the day and then we buy on close desu senpai
im seeing pretty big sell orders for lunchtime on the QQQ

>>10767652
again, bulls are the ones screeching autistically about fairytales
no basis in reality

the cunt is under investigation by the SEC m8
that class action will have a case (as retarded as the whole scenario is), and this will cost a TON of money TSLA doesnt have
and that credit rating... OUCH

things are not looking good rn famalam
hedge

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10767693]

>>10767674
$50 for CMI this year

[Anonymous No.10767696]

>>10767665
somewhere out there, a masonic order is working to make this happen just so they can watch you dismember yourself and ingest your manhood for their pleasure

[Anonymous No.10767701]

>>10767658

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10767704]

>>10767652
Musk pls be me billionaire BF

[Anonymous No.10767709]

I have no idea how I survived Tesla's insanity. Sold my 7 hedge puts from Friday at open when it was 290s somehow. It defied all expectations of 280ish then rallied straight to 300.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767711]

>>10767671
>LCI: Btw we lost dat dere contract
thats not even the new contract you dipshit. The JSP agreement has already been a thing for awhile.. the JSP agreement still goes to next year it's just not going to get renewed which doesn't matter because LCI already has other new agreements and new products.. this sell off is overkill on old news.

[Anonymous No.10767723]

>>10767711
At this point I'm not gonna sell bc the only place it can go from here is up... R-right?

[Anonymous No.10767731]

here it comes
the FNGU dream

[Anonymous No.10767737]

>>10767704
It's not fair! Why does musk get all the cute traps and I'm stuck here with my dick in my hand

[Monk No.10767739]

>>10767709
Can I see a chart? I’m fascinated by how people manage to do this

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767741]

>>10767723
i'm not selling either.. i actually bought more.. the JSP deal has been talked about for awhile but there have been plenty of step LCI has been taking in anticipation for the deal to not continue.. the deal still goes for another few quarters...

[Anonymous No.10767755]

Gonna buy the Micron.
Raise a glass for me if I don't make it back, lads.

[Anonymous No.10767757]

>>10767525
I got fucked on my AAPL puts friday anon, dont do it, Buffetsama is buying up shares

[Anonymous No.10767761]

>>10767741

[Anonymous No.10767765]

someone is DUMPING into this rally on QQQ rn

[Anonymous No.10767768]

Who else here /passive investor?/
All in VTSMX (Still too poor for VTSAX)

[Anonymous No.10767783]

>>10767768
>passive investor
u mean bag bagger the bag of bags?

[Anonymous No.10767793]

>>10767674
its on my watch list (along with 20 other stocks). its up over a percent today, likely due to Ex being tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10767809]

>>10767783
Not sure what you mean by that.
Can't be left holding the bags if you own the entire market!

[Anonymous No.10767828]

>>10767783
>wasting your day and energy trying to time market fluctuations and random penny stocks instead of just letting the market work for you

being a mutual fund and blue-chip divvy stock investor is almost completely stress free. I put money in and pretend it doesn't exist for a few decades then come back and see gains.

[Anonymous No.10767844]

>>10767809
Hold my beer, senpai.
t. darkpool operator

[Anonymous No.10767845]

buy amlh, easy 50%

[Anonymous No.10767846]

>>10767768
sideways markets are not the time to be invested if youre a passivefag desu

[Anonymous No.10767849]

>>10767768
here. waiting for a dip to put some more cash to work

[Anonymous No.10767852]

>>10767828
What's the point of that?

[Anonymous No.10767862]

>>10767846
I have to put as much money in as I can each month after getting paid.
Effectively dollar-cost averaging

[Anonymous No.10767874]

>>10767862
thats why i say its not the best time to be a passive investor
hedgies pump it then, and dump their bags into your buy orders

you gotta be able to manually buy the dips to make sideways markets fun/profitable

[Anonymous No.10767882]

>>10767874
how many millions are you managing

[Anonymous No.10767888]

>>10767874
Doesn't matter. My investment horizon is 30+ years

[Anonymous No.10767893]

>>10767846
buffet-senpai says the exact opposite. he clearly states that the market is always better to be in than to try to time. the benefits of being in the game always far outweigh the risks of attempting to time the market.

sideways markets still = dividends = compounding dividends + dividend growth = growth.

[Anonymous No.10767902]

>>10767888
^this is someone who's actually going to make it

[Anonymous No.10767910]

>>10767711
LCI and /smg/ relationship in a nutshell.

/smg/: Check out the bookvalue!!!

LCI: ya its really great isn't it?

next day.......

stock drops 50% +

/smg/: whats goodwill???????

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767914]

fucking LCI

atleast CMCM, GME and ODP are doing good.

[Anonymous No.10767917]

>>10767902
thank you. this place is full of crazies gambling with pocket change

>>10767893
all hail buffet-sama!

[Anonymous No.10767920]

>>10767893
>buffet-senpai
a fish that big needs a lot of bag holders

[Anonymous No.10767921]

Getting closer and closer to a green day for me. Pump it.

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10767923]

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1031570001231327233

[Anonymous No.10767925]

>>10767902
What is Japan for the last 30 years.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767928]

>>10767910
news is overblown.. this is the time to buy

[Anonymous No.10767939]

>>10767928
bro.....it's over mang

[Anonymous No.10767943]

arcelormittal is going at like 80% of its book value with prospects of profit and decreased leverage.

Buy and hold til 2018 annuals?

[Anonymous No.10767946]

>>10767910
A company with lots of "book value" means nothing if it can't exploit and make profit out of its assets
Besides, it is a theoretical value which drops by a cliff if you try to sell in the real world

[Anonymous No.10767948]

>>10767925
>US markets are like Japan

wew lad thats a hot take

[Anonymous No.10767954]

>>10767925
>

[Anonymous No.10767962]

>LCI −7.92 (58.70%)

How can a stock be down so much??
I thought NYSE had circuit breakers or whatever they call them

[Anonymous No.10767964]

>>10767920
>implying the economy is a zero sum game

desu, bag holders are for shit stocks or speculative stocks, not for blue chips with track records of consistently churning profit with wide moats and free cash flow

[Anonymous No.10767967]

>>10767928
you said that a month ago, this company is a piece of shit, and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.10767969]

>>10767928
/smg/: EVERY EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! The time to buy is now! Get out your wallets! Buy LCI! p-please please please....

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10767970]

>>10767939
>bro.....it's over mang
sorry man.. i've been doing this way to long and making money that i'm not going to change the way i do it because of some anonymous poster on 4chan.. BGFV dropped like this too and i still managed to gain 27% from it...

[Anonymous No.10767971]

>>10767962
bioshits drop that much every day

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10767978]

>>10767914
IQ didn't go down for once. Thats nice!

[Anonymous No.10767988]

>>10767970
whatever man, i've been doing this way longer and made way more money than you guaranteed

keep averaging down if you want, I could care less

[Anonymous No.10767991]

>>10767888
cool
but i dont see why youd go total market w 30+ years m8
not everything is gonna be around in 30+ years
you should at least be zoning in what you see as a potential for the coming decades

call me crazy but i honestly believe that a large portion of the stocks that are traded toay will NOT be around in that amount of time.
not all stocks are created equal, so even if you dont actively trade, you should still zone in on what you think will be important that far out.
total market just seems like crippling yourself, especially if you have the patience to just wait it out anyways

[Anonymous No.10768005]

>tfw everything I touch turns to shit
Well that's fine too, I'll just bag hold for the next 5 years I guess. At least my prospects of making it back out on top is higher than crypto kiddies.

[Anonymous No.10768020]

>>10768005
>At least my prospects of making it back out on top is higher than crypto kiddies.
if nothing else, we must remember this

[Anonymous No.10768021]

>>10767962
5 or 10 minute halts on security-specific movements

[Anonymous No.10768027]

>>10767991
that shoud even out with toal market...
if one megacap fails another will acquire it

[Anonymous No.10768029]

>>10768005
>tfw bought 41 eth at 10$ but didn't sell in january, what am I? a gains bagholder?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10768031]

>>10767988
>whatever man, i've been doing this way longer and made way more money than you guaranteed
doubtful.

[Anonymous No.10768030]

>>10767991
>call me crazy
You're not crazy, just unable to properly assess your ability to select the right "zones", as you call them.

[Anonymous No.10768037]

>>10767962
biopharms =/= market index

tho itd be fun if they did lol

[Anonymous No.10768041]

>>10768031
Mid teens

[Anonymous No.10768049]

>WB recovering at srs speed
Pls Trump-sama, dont fuck this up for me.

[Anonymous No.10768051]

>>10767991
But what you are saying is the exact reason I buy the total market fund!
The risk of "betting wrong" on a stock is too great.
If I buy the whole market my return will be the market average.

Yes, some companies will disappear but others will moon. It all averages out

[Anonymous No.10768052]

>>10768041
You’re in your mid teens? You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.10768056]

>>10768030
im just saying w that kind of timeframe, if you do your homework (which you have plenty of time to do), you should easily be able to make a port thats safer and has better prospects than just total market.

[Anonymous No.10768066]

>>10768051
theres also sector ETFs and various things like that, but whatever m8
im not trying to twist your arm on anything

[Anonymous No.10768069]

>>10768052
No that’s my wife :^]

[Anonymous No.10768072]

>>10767978
Trump just said the dollar is too damn high
Plus the chinks sent people to negotiate the trade tariffs some more
We euphoria now

[Anonymous No.10768074]

20% market correction coming within 6 months, take your gains you've been warned, faggets

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768080]

>MU

[Anonymous No.10768081]

>>10767978
this is the $IQ I remember

[Anonymous No.10768082]

>>10768037

But they halt individual stocks, don't they?

[Anonymous No.10768083]

>>10768056
Tell that to the legion of hedgies that fail to do the exact thing you've just described year after year after year.

[Anonymous No.10768090]

>>10768074
>20% correction while trump is in office
'no'

[Anonymous No.10768091]

>>10768056
You're dumb, but well intentioned, so I won't post any brainlet pictures.

[Anonymous No.10768092]

>>10767910
>>10767914
Hey Fag5Gay, if it makes you happy I'm going to buy some LCI now that it's puked 50% of its guts out. Holy fucking shit dude you are dumb or some sort of a scam artist or even delirious from HIV.

[Anonymous No.10768093]

>>10768080
I too bought the dip

[Anonymous No.10768095]

>>10768072
i overheard some niggers talking about their investments over the weekend. get out for your own good.

[Anonymous No.10768111]

>>10767946
Thank you. So many fucking retards here

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768117]

>>10768072
If they pull off the midterm negotiations its smooth sailing back north. My call options expire in January just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.10768123]

>>10768095
What?! NEGRO’s in the market?

[Anonymous No.10768130]

>>10767967
Planes plane has officially crashed :'(

[Anonymous No.10768131]

>>10768056
Everyone believes that but it's just wrong.
History has shown that it's basically impossible to correctly pick stocks in the long term.

>>10768066
The more narrow your ETF is the more risk you take. Think about if you bought all railroad stocks 70 years ago. You'd be bankrupt now.

Legends such as Graham-sama, Buffet-sama, and Bogle-sama all agree that (broad) index investing is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.10768134]

>>10768123
The market has nigger GRIDS now, too late.

[Anonymous No.10768135]

lunchbro is late

[Anonymous No.10768141]

jesus.... take it easy guys

[Anonymous No.10768151]

>>10768135
He usually posts at 10:12 huh?

[Anonymous No.10768153]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having pork pot stickers, rice, and a shitload of steamed veggies! I'm down 20% today so far. My TLT play offset most of my losses and it's unrealized, it's a good thing I'm an optimistic person or I'd probably jump off the building.

[Anonymous No.10768157]

>>10768092
ROFL I think you are just mad and I'm going to show you something in a sec.

[Anonymous No.10768159]

>>10768082
lol i guess biopharms are more like the wild west

>>10768083
>>10768091
idk man ive definitely seen it go both ways
imo its worth a shot
even the longtermers have to come to terms w the fact that theyre also gambling (just w better odds and longer timeframes)
i think if youre bothering to put yourself out there like this and expose yourself to risk anyways, you should at least give it a try. its not like the guy has to turn around and load up on a bunch of leveraged ETFs and biopharms and cryptomeme companies

i also think careful selection of bonds w a long term portfolio is pretty crucial, whi you miss w total equity market exposure (and you CERTAINLY dont want total bond market exposure rn)

[Anonymous No.10768166]

>>10768153
Looks good

[Anonymous No.10768168]

>>10768153
>>10768151
>>10768141
ye have little faith

[Anonymous No.10768171]

>>10768135
ランチくん・・・死亡

[Anonymous No.10768173]

>>10768153
Yummy! Sorry to hear you're doing bad. My coffee kratom combo sustains my gains, I'm up .4% on cautious plays.

[Anonymous No.10768178]

Going all in on TQQQ ($2K) life savings

[Anonymous No.10768180]

>>10768131
I think Buffett-sama's thinking is if you can't "feel" how a business and its management will perform, what kind of story they will tell, just buy an index

Buying stocks are ultimately buying parts of a company and not everyone understands how business is done and value is created

[Anonymous No.10768217]

>>10768153
>-20%
WHat the fuck

[Anonymous No.10768218]

>>10768159
You are a very confused individual.
I suggest reading up more before putting serious money in the market.

I'm sure as hell not gambling with my money!
Market goes up, up, up with a long time frame and has for over 100 years

[Anonymous No.10768223]

>>10768173
It's aight, unforseen and unfortunate but I've pulled through worse. I'm not going to make it being afraid of failure!

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768234]

>>10768093
MU dip is just too juicy to pass up. Quite a solid company as well

[Anonymous No.10768242]

>>10768218
inb4 market crashes another 20% when these talks with china fail, and we get a blue wave in november cementing the economic collapse.

[Anonymous No.10768244]

>>10768153
>This is your brain on options.

[Anonymous No.10768251]

>>10768180
Buffet was/is a value investor, but these days he recommends index funds.
He even won a famous bet https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/306846

[Anonymous No.10768252]

reminder that pic related is this week's occult market outlook

[fag5gay No.10768254]

>>10768092
AHAHAAH I Got out of LCI on 8/16/2018 for a PROFIT! =D =D =D

[Anonymous No.10768260]

big pharma doing well for me today JNJ and PFE

[Anonymous No.10768268]

nvidia twitch is launching the new cards

[Anonymous No.10768269]

>>10768242
If they economy truly collapses (hint: it won't) then I've got worse problems than losing my retirement fund.
It it goes into a correction all that means is I get a big discount on future purchases!

[Anonymous No.10768272]

>>10767914
you consistently lose:

you lost your money
you lost your girlfriend
you lost your heterosexuality
you lost your damn mind

[Anonymous No.10768281]

>>10767914
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10768293]

>>10768153
Riding the train home, up 1.5% across the board today.

[Anonymous No.10768296]

>>10768159
>and you CERTAINLY dont want total bond market exposure rn
friend, bill gross is having a tough decade with the bond market. if he's struggling, please dont pretend to have some sort of additional insight.

[Anonymous No.10768297]

173k viewers for nvda gpu launch

[Anonymous No.10768305]

>>10768242
outside of Obummer's shitty recovery, most corrections or recessions last approximately 18-24 months, with some lasting 36. When the market goes down, just buy stocks you know that are only down because its a recession/correction (apple, coca cola, banks, oil, etc).

[Anonymous No.10768306]

>>10768153
Up 0.06%. Not much, but at least it's something. HEAR shorters must be getting fucked up the ass today. Also, thank fucking god I cut my losses on LCI when it was $12 last month. I would've crapped my pants this morning.

[Anonymous No.10768315]

>Tfw you didnt buy sodastream stock

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFHFHDJKS WHY

[Anonymous No.10768322]

>>10768293
across the aisle looks like a qt 3.14

[Anonymous No.10768328]

>>10768141
where can I see call/put charts?

[Anonymous No.10768339]

Never bet against casuals playing free games and asking their moms to get them headsets at wal mart. Stay Long Turtle Bitchs.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768341]

>>10768252
China US trade war confirmed to be solved soon. Your gypsy magic confirms I will make at least 100k on it.

[Weed pharma No.10768344]

ALERT

technical breakout on RTI. We're off the launchpad now. Up 10% so far. Short squeeze could cause a 30% move if they don't cover quick.

[Anonymous No.10768347]

>>10768251
I like to think of myself as a value investor
But you rarely find good and cheap stocks anymore.
Modern value stocks are those with "high" metrics, high scalability and consistent strong growth (among others)
I think Buffett-sama is just too old to understand this world

[Anonymous No.10768360]

so how about that GBR?? When is that buyout happening?

[Anonymous No.10768362]

If you didn't buy AMD at 19.33 you missed it.

Tomorrow the price will skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.10768364]

>>10768131
well for one, i question anyone who thinks they can even tell me the answer to the simple question of "will the US markets be around in another 30+ years?"
sure, in all historical points, yes, and this is a retarded question. however, no one KNOWS anything for sure

imo the way to do it would be to buy an index/blend of indexes and some bonds to hedge, then leave around a small amount for a longterm speculative play. and do your fucking homework on it. set stops and if it fails those, but the fucking index and hang up your hat. but ill always argue that its worth the risk.

why else are we here?

>>10768242
pretty much this
no one knows what happens next
when i cant tell whats about to happen, i sit cash
i have no confidence in anythings ability to exist for 30+yrs, nor my ability to see where it will be at in 30+yrs

>>10768269
it doesnt have to collapse to leave us sideways from here 30yrs from now
look at chart
you buy in 1946, sell in 1976, youre up on paper but WAY down to inflation

[Anonymous No.10768367]

>>10768322
She doesn't smile enough for my tastes. Apart from that she's very average.

[Anonymous No.10768380]

hi /smg/ can you give me basics and insights on how to improve my research gathering on markets?

[Anonymous No.10768383]

>>10768031
Sorry I'm being such a dick Plane guy..... Dat short interest raises some srs red flags if it was 50% + I wonder how many people knew this info before hand though. Makes it kind of hard to invest.

[Anonymous No.10768385]

>>10768296
im not pretending anything
i still wouldnt fucking buy all of em in equal amounts
do you fail to see theres a medium ground here between just being blind, or retarded?

[Anonymous No.10768390]

>>10768360
Mid sept is the vote I believe. Loaded up and ready

[Anonymous No.10768391]

dammit Amazon, just buy out a fucking company and break out already

[Anonymous No.10768395]

>>10768180

Buffet strategy is really hard to do right. Casual retail interpret it as just hodl strat but that's not it at all. I don't have the patience or the confidence to Buffet trade. Swing trade 2 week to 4 month max hold is much more my jam.

[Anonymous No.10768402]

>>10767828
yeah buy in 06 fast forward today and your finally even, active mgmt is the way

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768403]

>>10768344
can you please post what you are looking at?

>>10768380
read books in OP

https://fintel.io/

Trading view is great for technical screens

[Anonymous No.10768404]

>>10768367
Why do guys always tell girls to smile more? I'm a guy and I don't give a shit if they smile, it's not like we're smiling all the time.

[Anonymous No.10768413]

>>10768380
/smg/ is your best bet obviously. the losers at plebbit /r/wallstreetbets are your worse we are much better at generating negative returns then them.

[Anonymous No.10768414]

>>10768390
How far would you think its going up to, since I believe its highly unrealistic to expect it to hit 10+ again.

[Anonymous No.10768417]

>>10768385
The only retarded thing here is you, as pointed out by several others. How much money do you have invested? Because you're talking a big, retarded game, retard.

[Anonymous No.10768421]

just entered in to long positions in $TSN and $OCLR

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=OCLR

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=tsn

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.10768426]

Anyone have any moonboots I can borrow for Friday when NLST wins and I leave this trip fag circlejerk behind?

[Anonymous No.10768429]

>>10768404
you probably suffer from depression. i smile all day every day. especially on days where i see big5cuck getting just'd.

[Anonymous No.10768437]

>>10768403
>please post what you are looking at?

Can't right now. On phone. Ticker is Radient Technologies. It trades on the TSXV in Canada and OTC in US.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768438]

>>10768404
My largest turn off is exposed upper gums. Only a genuine smile can expose this eldtritch horror. A bitch could be 10/10, but once she flashes those disgusting gums she plummets to a 1. I would rather fuck a fat troll than a gummy goddess.

[Anonymous No.10768440]

>>10768364
What is that even a chart of? And why would I ever liquidate everything in one year??

[Anonymous No.10768443]

>>10768404
I try to only force smiles if they tip me at work. I essentially get paid to smile its great.

[Anonymous No.10768445]

>>10768404
Maybe it's just me but I find girls much more appealing when they smile. I noticed my gf because of her smile at first.

[Anonymous No.10768454]

>>10768417
why are YOU so touchy m8?
im just arguing for the sake of it because today is boring.
i fail to see how investing total market right now over the next 30yrs, when we arent even in a dip, is less risky than holding LCI overnight (lol)

[Texas anon No.10768455]

>frenchbro considers this average
I’m moving to France

[Anonymous No.10768470]

>>10768455
Avoid Paris my dude.

[Anonymous No.10768471]

>>10768440
christ im not telling you to do any of that shit
if you dont give a fuck about trying to zone in on your investments or even argue about one way or another, why bother getting into this, or even post here?
im just trying to pass time while the market figures out which way it wants to go in the near term

[Anonymous No.10768476]

>>10768367
Yeah
For instance, when he said his favorite holding time for a stock is forever, it really means finding a company so great it will create value consistently over time beating inflation.
And I think he sells when he sees no more uptick to a company.

[Anonymous No.10768477]

>>10768403
thank you very much

>>10768413
thanks for the heads up, i just want to reduce the noise of the information flow and have a clear objective to anticipate how the market moves.

[Anonymous No.10768483]

What stock do I buy to profit off thots and zoomers

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768491]

>>10768437
hmmm I would be cautious

it is way oversold but still needs to break past resistance on 1/4 hour and rest above for daily

[Anonymous No.10768492]

buy AAOI for purely technical reasons

[Anonymous No.10768497]

>>10768483
elf

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768506]

>>10768483
SNAP

zoomers and thots are worthless

[Anonymous No.10768524]

>>10768492
Is this the next episode of 'anime noises' investing, after finguuu~?

[Anonymous No.10768531]

FNGU
The road to 66 continues

[Anonymous No.10768534]

>>10767874
>dips
>sideways markets

[Anonymous No.10768549]

>>10768328
That's from my IB account. idk anyplace you can look at it for free.

[Anonymous No.10768557]

>>10768531
>FNGU

this is downright UNAMERICAN

[LornBjornsen No.10768562]

Dude is it time for MNK to correct? It just keeps GOING UP. When do I pull out??? I'm getting scared yet GREEDY

[Anonymous No.10768564]

>>10768414
I'm expecting 3.50 to 4.00 realistically

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768566]

>>10768483
Peoples lives are so mundane and boring that they have adapted late 90's nerd culture as the cool norm in an attempt to be unique. Identify what makes up niche nerd culture from 2000-2010 and invest in the next wave of shallow normie trend waves. Superhero flicks and Starwars are dying, what can normies latch onto?

[Anonymous No.10768572]

>>10768534
funny how we start QT, inflation grinds almost to a halt, and then we notice all the prices arent going up all of a sudden. like we were on a treadmill the whole time

[Anonymous No.10768577]

>>10768566
>what can normies latch onto?
memes

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10768579]

>>10768367
>when someone tells me for smile more

[Anonymous No.10768593]

>>10768131
>Everyone believes that but it's just wrong.
>History has shown that it's basically impossible to correctly pick stocks in the long term.

na, its basicly impossible to research a bunch of stocks that will do good long term

buying random stocks statistically has better returns than the S&P though
the trick is to do no research whatsoever, and buy many stocks (100% portfolio in one random stock has low odds of beating S&P, but 50 random stocks? works (essentially) every time)

so if you want to get good, let a 3 year old pick a list of what stocks to buy, then just hold

the only thing you need is diversity and patience
pic related, the black line is S&P 500 return, compared to other investing strategies

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768606]

>>10768577
Invest in the engine that produces the memes. When you control the memes of production you control the peoples souls.

[Anonymous No.10768611]

>>10768483
AAPL, FB(INSTAGRAM),MCD OR YUM OR DPZ, STZ ,MU OR STX OR WDC(STORING WHORES SELFIES)

[Anonymous No.10768621]

anyone else feelin real comfy today with FIT?

[Anonymous No.10768628]

>>10768593
entropy is the master of everything, never underestimate the stability of randomness

[Anonymous No.10768634]

>>10768579
Sorry rkg we aren't mean to be together

[Anonymous No.10768635]

This nvda pr spin is hilarious

[Anonymous No.10768636]

>>10768593
this
ill always argue that a little bit of sense goes a long way tho

but total market is a meme imo

[Anonymous No.10768637]

>>10768606
Moloch isn't a tradeable commodity.

[Anonymous No.10768641]

>>10768491
Just watch. 20-30% end of day.

[Anonymous No.10768649]

>>10768557
all profits will be given to the Standard and Poor 500

[Anonymous No.10768656]

>>10767017
As much NLST as you can afford. It's ready for a moon mission. Just look at the numbers.

[Texas anon No.10768659]

>>10768606
That’s it. I shall become a door to door 4chan pass salesman. Only $10 more and you can get a gold account.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768665]

I propose a /smg/ challenge

>Start with $10
>First to $1,000 wins (10,000% gains)
>Rest of your portfolio doesn't count. Open a new account or track your trades.

What do you win you?
>Bragging rights
>Learn some lessons
>10,000% gains what the fuck more do you want
>MAYBE some ETH if you can show proof of your trades once you hit the goal

What do you lads think?

[Anonymous No.10768674]

>>10768628
>MOM strategy
lol

also if thats to be believed then
>use MACD
>use RSI
>??????
>PROFIT

[Texas anon No.10768676]

>>10768665
What’s the time frame

[Anonymous No.10768677]

>>10768665
>First to $1,000 wins (10,000% gains)
so no winner then

[Anonymous No.10768681]

>>10768659
where can i get a 4chan gold account

[Anonymous No.10768687]

>>10768665
if I turned 10 to 100 I would just quit the competition

[Anonymous No.10768691]

>>10768681
>where can i get a 4chan gold account

[Anonymous No.10768692]

>>10768665
100 bucks to 1000 would be a lot more feasible

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768720]

>>10768676
None. Odds are you will lose it all

>>10768692
It is meant to be hard.

>Ultra Hard mode
No options

[Anonymous No.10768721]

>>10768681
you have to type in your full name in the Name section, Credit card number in the Options section, then, in order on separate lines:

Expiration Date
Code on the back of the card
Zip Code

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768728]

>>10768628
If everything is built to interact with the particles in its proximity, is it an act of order or supreme chaos that lay those atoms in such complex and specific sequence. If the destiny of all is to be reduced to nothing, how did it harness the energy to bother being born?

[Anonymous No.10768738]

short Qs rn senpaitachi

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10768740]

>>10768665
I agree to do this but with my current account total.

[Anonymous No.10768741]

>>10768681

are you poor or something?

get the double platinum account faggot. gold account is for plebs

[Anonymous No.10768753]

>>10768738
tight stops obviously

[Anonymous No.10768755]

>>10768665
Put me in with a single Sept 21 TSLA 50 put. 40000% is higher than 10000% so I should be alright.

[Anonymous No.10768757]

>>10768656
the stock price is the most telling number

[Anonymous No.10768774]

>>10768738
not even if you paid me

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768778]

>>10768755
done

>>10768740
the hobo phase is what matters. will you be able to make a good call? buy a good penny stock? Or lose it all and go back to begging

[Anonymous No.10768787]

>>10768665
Accepted. I'm going to start with 100 and aim for 10k though. No Robinhood in my country so trade fee eats up most of the 10.

[Anonymous No.10768789]

>>10768656
>NLST
Even the ticker says 'unlist'.

[Anonymous No.10768803]

>>10768741
>pass holder since 2014
disgusting

>>10768774
>if you paid me
lol well thats good
i wasnt planning on paying you to do it
i got my own expenses to cover desu

[Anonymous No.10768837]

>>10768656
Buy when there's blood in the streets and everyone is scared. See you on the moon fren

[Anonymous No.10768845]

>>10768421
a-anyone? i need one of the trips to validate my trades

[Anonymous No.10768864]

>>10768845
The only useful person in this thread is off on vacation.

[Anonymous No.10768868]

high yields have totally flatlined
bollinger band width is as tiny as it gets on weekly, daily, and even down on 5min
im expecting some volatility in the near term once the market realizes whats happening

[bible-bro No.10768872]

>>10768636
>ill always argue that a little bit of sense goes a long way tho
yes, dumping DRYS or HMNY right as they peak if they were in your portfolio would be a great move

but the point is that 1000 hours of research can be beaten by 2 minutes of research quite often, you just got to avoid dumping all of your money into a half dozen stocks
and avoid micromanaging your gains away

>>10768674
>>use MACD
>>use RSI
your belief is irrelevant, statistically, it is a fact
diversity + randomness will win 90% of the time
sure MASD or RSI could do better, but it could also do worse, but on average, they are about the same

>>10768728
>how did it harness the energy to bother being born?
doesnt matter, the result is the same
you can have faith that it is chaos or order that started the sequence, but in the end it doesnt matter, the sequence is already set, and it will continue regardless of how it started

as far as we are concerned, the arrow of time only marches forward. the past cannot be changed, but how you react in the future can

[Anonymous No.10768893]

>>10768868
this is how it starts, the big one is a coming.

[Anonymous No.10768917]

>>10768893
The reverse of that comic is true too. Bears lose a fuck ton of money.

[Anonymous No.10768919]

Who believes Peter Schiff is right about an impending economic collapse?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10768922]

>>10768421
>>10768845
I'll always backup a consumer staple like Tyson right now. It looks decent technically.

OCLR looks like dogshit though. I would exit that trade. Comms market keeps getting more crowded.

>yes, it has a positive signal cross & ichi cloud conversion
>But is is a pretty weak uptrend off of shit earnings.

[Anonymous No.10768925]

Based nflx

[Anonymous No.10768932]

>>10768917
its what they are best at
friendly Reminder :v)

[Anonymous No.10768950]

>>10767521
I have avg $/share of 13$. Do i stay on moon ride or profit take?

[Anonymous No.10768951]

>>10768925
this

[BenevolentStockCharts !4fOVGSXpE6 No.10768952]

Trump had "China" in a tweet just now and I think the algos freaked and started selling lol.

[Anonymous No.10768961]

>>10768952
I was wondering what the FUCK just happened

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10768964]

>>10768959
>>10768959
>>10768959
bread

[Anonymous No.10768966]

>>10768872
so are you a discordian or a christian
im confus

>>10768893
i dont see the big one™
but i do see another VIX spike desu

[Anonymous No.10768999]

>>10768961
I went from +0.06% to -0.27% in a snap of a finger.

[Anonymous No.10769013]

Is the Tesla deal gonna happen? They’re getting absolutely btfo

[Anonymous No.10769014]

>the tripfag circle jerking is so toxic that big5guy gets a free pass on one of the worst calls in smg history

This place has hit a new low

[Anonymous No.10769035]

I was too late to get in on CGC and CRON, will they ever dip?

[Anonymous No.10769041]

>>10769014

[bible-bro No.10769091]

>>10768966
>so are you a discordian or a christian
Lutheran
Stoic
Engineering undergrad

reader of various other religious/philosophical material
why limit yourself to the knowledge of one group, when you live in a time where you have the resources to learn from them all?

[Anonymous No.10769146]

>>10769091
>why limit yourself to the knowledge of one group, when you live in a time where you have the resources to learn from them all?
i agree
but thats also my argument for random autists being able to outperform hedgies in outlier cases

[bible-bro No.10769199]

>>10769146
my argument is that outperforming hedgies isnt much of an accomplishment to begin with

[Anonymous No.10769264]

>>10769199
lol checked