/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10748378]

>no amount of money will make a girl love you enough to put their life in your hands

[Anonymous No.10748389]

>>10748378
i dont want to do that or see that or be near people doing that

[Anonymous No.10748394]

my hands begin to sweat when I look at pics like these.

[Anonymous No.10748404]

>soft water under just in case she falls

Yeah bullshit, let me know when there's concrete at the bottom so there's actually risk

[Anonymous No.10748407]

>>10748378
>Going outside
Normie detected

[Anonymous No.10748409]

>>10748389
This, I hate it.

[Anonymous No.10748412]

Both of these people deserve to die

[Anonymous No.10748419]

>>10748404
>soft water

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.10748420]

>>10748378
What the fuck? People actually do this? Must be photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.10748427]

>>10748404
>soft water

[Anonymous No.10748428]

>>10748404
>confirmed retard.
Water at that height is instant death.

[Anonymous No.10748436]

Woman gets a message on her phone...

[Anonymous No.10748440]

contributing

on the flipside, even on wikipedia you can find clips of those "urban monkeys" or whatever you want to call it where they jump between hourses like if there were in a mission impossible film and then some of those guys falls down 20 stories and the others freak out (naturally). i.e. it's not a good idea, you see lots of vids of people falling

[Anonymous No.10748442]

>>10748420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9enptNl3KYA

get ready for sweaty hands anon

[Anonymous No.10748444]

>>10748420

That's what I thought at first too, but I also thought the same thing when I heard people were eating laundry detergent pods.

[Anonymous No.10748457]

>>10748428
I'm not falling for your Jewish tricks, I've jumped in a pool before it does not hurt.

[Anonymous No.10748470]

Women will do anything for attention

[Anonymous No.10748486]

>>10748440
oh my fucking god.
if he had jumped off the end from the momenyum. My god................... WTF

[Anonymous No.10748489]

>>10748440
Got any webms of these retards falling?

[Anonymous No.10748491]

>>10748442
What the actual fuck?? Why do these people do that? For some 1 minute of internet fame? Imagine sneezing in some of these positions. Can't even feel my knees anymore when watching this

[Anonymous No.10748493]

>>10748394
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10748498]

>>10748493
wat

[Anonymous No.10748502]

>>10748491
Adrenaline I guess.

[Anonymous No.10748504]

>not letting her slip on "accident"

[Anonymous No.10748510]

>>10748378
people like that are just retarded and it's great that 10-20% of roofers die off before they breed

[Anonymous No.10748527]

>>10748404
Obvious b8
>>10748419
>>10748427
>>10748428
Don't feed the trolls

[Anonymous No.10748542]

you guys are so pathetic seriously im done here. fucking retards forever virgins ugly condomheads buying pokemon coins

[Anonymous No.10748568]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOo9VNNC6xg

the video of op's picture is in this video

HOLY FUCK THE CLIP OF THE GUY ON THE BIKE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10748576]

Nope, fuck off

[Anonymous No.10748577]

>>10748542

There's the door.

now fuck off

[Anonymous No.10748598]

>>10748568
imagine having to do shit like this just to feel something

[Anonymous No.10748602]

>>10748440

don't want to dig for death clips right now but this guy is related

https://youtu.be/leCAy1v1fnI

[Anonymous No.10748611]

No amount of money would get me to stand up there by myself anon

[Anonymous No.10748707]

>>10748602
What the fuck are his parents doing ? He WILL die young, there is no question about it. Shit like this is so retarded

[Anonymous No.10748717]

>>10748389
That's surprising, I would think most anons are sick fucks and would get off on seeing someone accidentally kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.10748726]

>>10748378
she's ugly

[Anonymous No.10748737]

>>10748428
Is this true? I have seen people jump off of really high cliffs before into large bodies of water and they were fine. They do it for fun

[Anonymous No.10748769]

>>10748717
true, but this is /biz/ not /b/

[Anonymous No.10748792]

>>10748378
>brown eyes
Dropped

[Anonymous No.10748809]

>>10748378
>>10748442
>>10748568

[Anonymous No.10748824]

>>10748428
Just make sure you're basically in a standing position and point your toes down to break the surface tension of the water.

[Anonymous No.10748825]

>>10748436
kek

[Anonymous No.10748827]

>>10748737
It depends how you land. You can live from jumping off the golden gate bridge for example, but only if you fall legs first to take the impact. If you fall close enough to your core or head first you will die instantly.

You will break your legs and tailbone though.

[Anonymous No.10748856]

>>10748717
how adorable, a new friend

[Anonymous No.10748869]

>>10748442
what the fuck is wrong with slavs

[Anonymous No.10748879]

>>10748568
moms sphagetti

[Anonymous No.10748881]

>>10748707
He lives in a van, he doesn't have parents.

[Anonymous No.10748907]

>>10748442
I fucking can't watch it to the end Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10748934]

>>10748907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx-wlbLqktY

[Anonymous No.10748949]

>>10748934
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hn-oN9KCfM8

[Anonymous No.10748977]

>>10748934
Here is the strange thing. I have no problems with gore or shit like that just with heigths.

[Anonymous No.10748980]

>>10748568
Jesus christ my hands are wetter than a girls vagina when you show her your BCH stack in 2020

[Anonymous No.10748986]

>>10748934
EPIC
P
I
C

[Anonymous No.10749005]

>>10748602
Darwin award soon.

[Anonymous No.10749052]

>>10748949

[Anonymous No.10749079]

>>10748949
>Changing to oncoming lane on a curve

[Anonymous No.10749140]

>>10748404
medium bait but good enough for the retards

[Anonymous No.10749228]

>>10748440

Amazing how my palms are instantly sweaty

[Anonymous No.10749242]

>>10748602

I really hope Alex stops this madness

[Anonymous No.10749275]

>>10748602

Look at that guy's hands, his fingers are fucking huge

[Anonymous No.10749288]

>>10748404
I just laughed so fucking hard thanks for this

[Anonymous No.10749320]

>>10748502
Bullshit. Nobody with a brain would do that. What fucking adrenaline? Being on the verge of death? Why don't they play Russian roulette?

[Anonymous No.10749357]

>>10748602
>trying to add depth to something utterly pointless
kek

[Anonymous No.10749365]

>>10749357
Same

[Anonymous No.10749373]

>>10748378
>white people

[Anonymous No.10749374]

>>10749079
done often on narrow windy country roads.
the idea is not to do it into oncoming traffic

[Anonymous No.10749410]

>>10748404
This isn't a fucking video game you autist.

[Anonymous No.10749482]

>>10748602
Getting up was the easy part, try getting back down faggtron.

[Anonymous No.10749558]

>>10748378
>viki odintkova actually got famous from this one bullshit stunt
lmfao @ the absolute state of the "fame" """game""""

[Anonymous No.10749825]

>>10749558
literally who

[Anonymous No.10749862]

>>10748378
this is stupidity in two photos.

these people look really fucking cool until they slip and fall one day.

[Anonymous No.10749889]

>>10749862
*sssiiip*

[Anonymous No.10749930]

>>10748949
at 10 seconds he drives over an arrow painted on the road. looks like it's right-hand traffic.

not saying the biker wasnt driving like crazy but it appears that the car was on the wrong side of the road?

[Anonymous No.10749944]

>>10748542
Remember you're here forever fren

[Anonymous No.10749948]

>>10749930
disregard that, the "slow" text was in the right direction. that arrow still doesn't make much sense though

[Anonymous No.10750021]

>>10748394

See, if that happens to them, she dies. That's why you specifically should never do pic related.

[Anonymous No.10750075]

>>10750021
imagine the shock of their parents when they saw that video. Father of the girl would probably want to kill that dude

[Anonymous No.10750215]

>>10748394
mine too.

[Anonymous No.10750250]

if she fell could she take her shoes off, throw them down ahead of her to break the water and then survive the impact?

[Anonymous No.10750261]

>>10748493
Kys

[Anonymous No.10750288]

>>10748378
She somewhat resembles one of the Brainlet memes

[Anonymous No.10750298]

>>10750288

[Anonymous No.10750480]

>>10748907
i made it 1 min 15 sec, it felt like i was watching for 10 min

[Anonymous No.10750515]

>>10748949
>slow sign on the road
>he speeds up

[Anonymous No.10750622]

>>10748404
So there is a small chance she'll survive but be permanently maimed as her body hits the water. Your point?

[Anonymous No.10750628]

>>10750288
>>10750298
kek

[Anonymous No.10750758]

>no one posted that webm of an Asian roofer yet

[Anonymous No.10750775]

>>10748404

As long as she does a 360 at the last second she can walk away

[Anonymous No.10750787]

>>10750515
Dyslexic

[Anonymous No.10750802]

>>10748378
why won't this guy let evolution work??? DROP HER

[Anonymous No.10750814]

>>10750288
checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.10750831]

>>10748934

This totally needed to be 2 minutes long.

[Anonymous No.10750835]

>>10748440
That put physical pain into my legs.

[Anonymous No.10750841]

>>10748404
holy fuck mfao

[Anonymous No.10750885]

I can't feel my legs. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.10750910]

>>10748602
Yeah the only difference is Alex is an autistic savant tier expert level climber incapable of failing.

[Anonymous No.10750914]

>>10748404
you know some girl recently was pushed off a two story jump into some water and she broke all her ribs right?

[Anonymous No.10750940]

Life is fucking risky enough to play with your life like a fucking game. I have zero sympathy for when morons like this end up taking a fucking selfie to impress their shallow social media friends and end up dead. It's mocking the life God gave you.

[Anonymous No.10750943]

>>10748442
THE WHITES ARE AT IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.10750967]

>>10748404
Solid bait easily 7.85/10

[Anonymous No.10752353]

>>10748977
It's evolutionary, just about all humans developed some kind of reaction to heights. The ones who didn't, well, let's say that gravity don't take any motherfucking prisoners.

[Anonymous No.10752918]

>>10748717
go back

[Anonymous No.10752928]

>>10748404
This is the people who shill REQ

[Anonymous No.10752940]

>>10748717
yeah reddit's >>>/thatway/ friend

[Anonymous No.10752954]

>>10748602
it's not as big a deal as it seems. he goes up there with full gear and marks the whole climb before even attempting the free solo.

[Anonymous No.10752955]

>>10748378
She is probably doing that to get more instagram likes,or is carrying the dudes baby.

[Anonymous No.10752989]

>>10748442
yea alright
if my balls crawl up any higher i'll need to go get the name changed on my ID

[Anonymous No.10753027]

>>10748378
>imagine if she pissed you one day,
>you let some time elapse
>do a stunt, shes hanging on
>then you smile
>then you say "remember when you pissed me off bitch"
>then let go
>watch her get smaller as she falls to the ground
>sob and cry to the authorities "omg i cannot believe it, i loved her so much"
>get off with involuntary manslaughter.... walk

[Anonymous No.10753046]

>>10748602
his arms aren't even big. you could see him in public and think he's a pansy. how the fuck is he able to climb like this for so long?

[Anonymous No.10753056]

>>10748440
>my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>There's vomit on my sweater already, >
mom's spaghetti

[Anonymous No.10753065]

>>10748378
yeah, but she later died from a fall.

[Anonymous No.10753072]

>>10753065
who is she?

[Anonymous No.10753081]

>>10748602

The opening line:
>The greatest free soloist who ever lived
>lived

This retard already died, now without watching further I'm going to presume it was from falling off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.10753092]

>>10748602
Alex honnold is the shit. I started climbing in part because of him on Rogan.

[Anonymous No.10753113]

>>10748378
No ones even going to comment on the clothes this heavens hate looking motherfucker is wearing? Look at the fucking shoes...I wouldn’t trust this guy to not fuck up my fast food order

[Anonymous No.10753138]

>>10753081

Ok i checked, he's not dead (yet) but deserves to be.

[Anonymous No.10753148]

>>10753081
He is alive still

[Anonymous No.10753179]

No wonder you're all poor, you're risk averse. Rich people don't become rich by taking no risks. Spineless cuck pussies

[Anonymous No.10753182]

>>10748442

Pretty sweet vid. There's so many pussies in this thread, honestly.

[Anonymous No.10753261]

>>10753182
This
There is a difference between a retard hanging from a roof for internet fame and a skilled individual trying to achieve mastery in his field.

If he falls one day so be it, but he has my respect.

[Anonymous No.10753574]

seriously no one posted this shit?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZp-8h-y6c

[Anonymous No.10753731]

>women
>love

hahah

[Anonymous No.10753763]

>>10753574

weakling gook can't do 3 chin ups even if his life depends on it