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We hereby crown Marissa Mayer as the first CEOfu and undisputed Queen of /biz/

>> No.107473
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nope, not with that laugh

>> No.107483

I wish i could work for one year as a crappy coo and be paid 110 million

>> No.107524
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Don't make me break out my Blythe Masters waifu folder.

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Sorry, mate? I couldn't hear you.

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gina gina gina gina gina gina

>> No.108676

>>107322

who is this bitch? i can tell just by her picture she doesn't deserve however much she has

>> No.108743

I love her ;_;

>> No.108752

>>108676
CEO of Yahoo, previously one of the first Google employees and engineer.
She's largely responsible for expanding Google services and was behind Google Maps, Google Local, and GMail among others. She rose through Google from an engineer to a high level executive.
She then came into Yahoo and turned around the complete clusterfuck they had on their hands.

But yea, you're probably right, she doesn't deserve anything for a career ad track record as impressive as that.

I can tell just by your post that you are literally retarded.

>> No.108759

I'd give her a mean D.

>> No.108763

>>108752
>turned around

no comment.

>> No.108793

>>108752
>CEO of Yahoo
>impressive

pick one

>> No.108795

>>108763
sure it's not nearly as dominant of a company before Google dislodged it, but considering where it was and how hopeless the outlook was and going through 3 CEOs in 2 years... it's still an impressive turn around

>> No.108809

>>108759
Pft please. Bs at most.

>> No.108818

>>108795
Not queen material. I'd stuff Martha Stewart's turkey before chaining myself to a Yahoo desk 60hrs a week. We need a more entrepreneurial queen.

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>>107322
>Because she's done such a good job at running the company

Oh I see what you did there

>> No.108881

>>107322
that cunt is head of a website that infects user's computers with undeletable malware, and spyware

they also sell your privacy (search history, news search history, keystrokes) to add companies whos data can affect your credit score

>> No.108878

>>108795

These radical redesigns of companies almost never work out, you have to make a new company in order to create a new status quo.

>> No.108984

>>107980
who like fake taters?

>> No.108982

She has severe autism.

I hate that cunt.

>> No.108988

>Yahoo

what is this, 1998?

>> No.109008

>>107980
>wimmins magazine
>wimmins business
>doing wimmins related shit

not /biz/, pls go

>>107524
Although I think Blythe is very well kept for her age and moral load, she is not near CEOfu tier

>>108752
By the way she is like 38

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109023

Possible candidate?

>> No.109054

i like her goofy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMW-2MVwks#t=1405

>> No.109057

/biz/ noob here: maybe if we are going to be proposing Queens, a quick greentext overview of why you're nominating the woman you pick is in order. just so we're all on the same page.

>> No.109384

>>108878
IBM would like to have a word with you...

>> No.109448

>>109384
what's IBM? International Blackberry Messenger?

>> No.109526

>>109384
IBM? Fo real nigga?

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-31/ibm-s-revenue-slump-turns-stock-into-dow-s-lone-loser-of-2013.html

>> No.109548

How about that beezy who invented Spanx?

>> No.110198

>>107322
My gf just started at Yahoo! and was in line behind Melissa in the cafeteria the other day. Sent me a snap

>> No.112134

>>108881
So does Google.

>> No.113457

does anyone have any screen caps or better insight into her "PB&J" program? All I can find are some so-so articles which seem to summarize the same information..

>> No.113997

>>107473
>nope, not with that laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

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>>107483
>>108676
>>108793
>>108881

>implying earning more than you deserve and fucking over consumers makes you a bad CEO
>gtfo /biz/

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>>113997
Oh man. I had no idea. That's the nerd showing. IT ONLY MAKES HER SEXIER!

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>2014
>blonde
>the Dane Cook of hair colors

get it together woman

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>>114163
damn i was going to nominate amanda lang because she is the hottest biz newscaster in canada but her laugh wins me over... i too have an annoying laugh and find it to be a great trait in a woman.
>>114315
less melanin is a bad thing? if you enjoy it so much maybe you should move to africa.