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Sergey + Steve

>> No.10720044
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>>10720035
based.

>> No.10720053

>>10720035
this is actually bearish for mobius

>> No.10720055

too lazy to reverse image search; are you there, or where did this come from/where are they and who are they with?

>> No.10720058

>>10720035
Why does everyone look photoshopped into this picture lol

>> No.10720059

Where is this from?

>> No.10720069

>>10720035
HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THE WHITEBOARD

>"goal main network release date: Oct 15, 2018"

>> No.10720082

Stop posting his face. I never wanted to buy link if you guys shilled this horrible looking bearded cunt.

>> No.10720083

>>10720044
>>10720053
>>10720055
>>10720059
>>10720069
Why aren't they wearing the orange keychains on their neck?

>> No.10720101

>>10720082
He cute

>> No.10720137

>>10720053
Why

>> No.10720156

Oraclize was there too. Why are they fraternizing with the enemy?

>> No.10720189

Why doesn't sergey want to talk about what he's doing and allegedly is passionate about? Most CEOs want to get the word out and tell people about how they're the best. I know they're sharing with devs behind the scenes but surely they'd have more contributers if they were more actively out there talking the project up, even a little. There hasn't been a Thomas Medium post since May... What's Sergey's deal?

>> No.10720274

>>10720189
Maybe he sees all the shitcoin hype pump and dump gooks and wants to steer clear of that?

>> No.10720334

>>10720035
>Head of the table
>flanked by copycat/sycophant
>everyone else is broken by the sheer weight of the oracle problem
>obviously dicking around on computer
>he already solved it a year ago

>> No.10720342

So, who else is in the picture?

>> No.10720353

This fucking Shirt!!!

>> No.10720452

>>10720035
https://twitter.com/web3foundation/status/1022391139599564806
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjBAWjsXcAAxiwR.jpg:large

>> No.10720793
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ehhh

>> No.10720832

What is written on the Chain Link Paper in the wall?

>> No.10720889

>>10720069
Where?

>> No.10720964
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10720964

He's shitposting?

>> No.10721003

>>10720964
>maximum flux tint
>in a fluorescent white room

Dumping my Link, Sergey is too fucking autistic

>> No.10721022

>>10720964
looks like hes trying to figure out how to connect to wifi

>> No.10721096

The shirt again. Used sergeys will be 10k link in the future

>> No.10721097
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>>10721022
lol thats exactly it

>> No.10721185

>Be Sergey.
>Get 32 million (at time of ICO).
>Get 4chan following your every movement expecting to get rich from your work.
>Spend meetings trying to figure out how to connect to the WiFi.
>12 months, no success.
>Can't dress himself so just wears the same clothes 24/7.
>Have to keep pretending to work on chainlink to avoid 4chan from attacking him.
What's his exit strategy? Faking his own death?

>> No.10721240

>>10721022
>>10721097
Lmao
$32 million for a Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing 9, Macs for Dummies, and How to Connect to WiFi, 7th edition

>> No.10721313

>>10720035
Steven Jobs?

>> No.10721399

>>10721003
He wants the only blue light in the room to be emanating from his shirt. It's a standard CEO power move.

>> No.10721994

>>10721399
NICE

>> No.10722214

>>10720035
Wait a minute...this isn’t Friday Night Magic

>> No.10722239

>>10720035
On a serious note, did you hire an actor to impersonate Sergee? That's 100% gay

>> No.10722245

>>10720035
why the fuck has he been wearing the same shirt for a year?

>> No.10722283

>>10721097
A true LINK marine can only go so long without shitposting with his friends

>> No.10722322
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>>10720889
Right here

>> No.10722390

>>10722245
>he doesn't wear the same shirt for a year
never gonna make it

>> No.10722413
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10722413

Here's a better picture

>> No.10722442

can anyone guess how weathered that shirt must be right now

>> No.10722451

>>10722413
Why the fuck does it say BBC on the fourth whiteboard from the left?

''Sports linked data''?

>> No.10722456

>>10722413
who are the orange lanyards?

>> No.10722459

>>10720055
Some BBC thing on oracles. Hosted by Gavin Wood

OP lifted the picture from leddit

>> No.10722461

oraclize white board poster is next to chainlinks

>> No.10722472

>>10722245
It’s literally a signal to us you fucking newfag.

>> No.10722475

Right way to pronounce Sergey is Sir Gay

>> No.10722477

>>10722451
It's the BBC news just check the twitter links here in the thread

>> No.10722481

>>10722472
this. he knows we follow him. its his trademark.

>> No.10722492

>>10722413

Haha Sergey only one not paying attention. He’s so alpha

>> No.10722505
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Anyone able to somehow understand what's written on the board here?

>> No.10722510

Why aren’t they spending their time with rich leaders of industry? This looks like a shitty start up in Denver or something.

>> No.10722517

>>10722505
What I don’t understand is why are Oraclize and Chainlink working together? Aren’t they direct competitors?

>> No.10722522

>>10722322
nice dub dubs but no one can make that out lol

>> No.10722631

Is Steve legit coding genius?

>> No.10722725

>>10721185

Holyfuck my sides

>> No.10722738

>>10722413

Somebody please put red wojaks on everyones face

>> No.10722881
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>>10722505
Phases
>ID, KYC, AVAIL, ORDER FULFILLMENT
Price feed
>Interest rate
>Market
News
>Gambling
>Travel

Oracle
>Licensing

Anything else lads?

>> No.10722916

>>10720035
Why do you need such a big team to make a JSON parser? Rofl

>> No.10723143

>>10722510
it's one fucking day. Sergey spends the other 364 days with SWIFT tier big wigs

>> No.10723204
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>> No.10723222

>>10721185
lmao

>> No.10723225
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>>10722322
Holy shit it's happening

>> No.10723240

>>10723204
Rev the autism engine

>> No.10723245

the autism is strong on this thread

>> No.10723262

>>10723204
when i saw this pic, i finally accepted ted kaczynski with my whole hart, thank you /biz/

>> No.10723314

Sergey can’t take a breath without stinky linkies making a thread about it

>> No.10723320

>>10723143
Yea, but if they were in such high demand, they wouldn’t have time. I set up a call with Dan too...very available for a company purported to be so important

>> No.10723360

look how above the rest of the room these two chads are. sergey is shitposting in this exact thread while trying to hack into the protected wifi. meanwhile steve is feigning interest through his posture by leaning forward as if he gives a shit while internally preparing his malicious rant at sergey for making him come to a meeting at a shitty start up instead of being the young coding god that he is

>> No.10723380

>>10720156
Will oracilze be part of the chainlink network?

>> No.10723385
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>>10723204
Guys, this is just getting spooky now. Sergey's shirt is blue and pure. But this shirt....what tf?

>> No.10723396

>>10723385
A shadow shirt for a shadow fork... NANI??

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>>10723204
cold roastie with her purse on the floor
>Warm her up Sergey

>> No.10723441

>>10722881
Chain Link is the 6th poster, the one before it i s Oraclized

>> No.10723473

>>10721185
Kek

>> No.10723476
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>>10722322
Checked
>Sergey used the green marker

>> No.10723495

>>10723204
Wow, so you’ve identified just one more person in the hours since I ID’ed Jimmy and Tim.

>> No.10723520
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What do you see

>> No.10723537
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10723537

Zoom in. TPB?

>> No.10723543

>>10720189

He's securing all the backend B2B partnerships before main-net goes live, Then the tidal wave of marketing etc begins.

>> No.10723546

>>10720035
#shirt_contract.com

>> No.10723552

>porn folder in the downloads

Just sold everything

>> No.10723567
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>>10723520
>Brave browser
>PinkID
Wat I missed riddle anon

>> No.10723573

>>10723537
one of us

>> No.10723582

>>10721003
>maximum flux tint
Wasn't Sergei talking about how he might end up blind at one stage?

>> No.10723588

What and who is Oracalize? What happens if they steal all links partnships like swift etc

>> No.10723605

>>10723495
What's the point of this comment anon? I'm not on this 24/7 despite my autism. Isn't this a collaborative effort?

I think the guy with the black shirt in the middle might be the Oraclize CEO but I'm not sure. Similar face but different haircut. Looked through pictures of the whole consensys team and didn't identify anyone. Didn't find much on gnosis and reality keys. Maybe some other anon are still digging.

>> No.10723608

>>10723520
why the fuck does he have Brave in his dock

>> No.10723619
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>> No.10723630
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10723630

why is he such a unit?

>> No.10723640

>>10720189
Maybe he realized that he’s become a venerated god on an Internet forum that has a really shitty reputation and knows that anything he says will be memed and/or commented on with immature, offensive shit. Maybe he realizes that all of this smart contract shit is way over-hyped and overpriced and that all of you are going to lose a lot of money on this market...and knowing how unstable and abnormal everyone here is...seems like it’s probably best to stay quiet.

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>>10723619
what are those?

>> No.10723668
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10723668

>>10723656
>What are these?

>> No.10723674
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10723674

he's getting bigger and bigger

>> No.10723684
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10723684

>>10723656

>> No.10723696

>>10723605
Fair. Sorry for being grumpy. I was just hoping that more would have been identified by now.

>> No.10723698

>>10721185
>>10723630
This whole thread has me crying with laughter. You gotta laugh at some of this shit it's pretty fucking funny.

>> No.10723707

>>10723684
lmao

Needs Vitalik somewhere in the room

>> No.10723714

fuckig based sergey is a great leadeer

>> No.10723725

>>10723520
>>10723537
old as fuck, newfags gtfo

>> No.10723745
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10723745

Noobs

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Is that where the $32mil went?

>> No.10723758

>>10723537
>he's not spending ICO money on movies, music and software

>> No.10723785

>>10723755
what is that water with a phallic logo?

>> No.10723786
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10723786

>>10723707

>> No.10723788
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10723788

Nice pic of a Fat White Lady on a Couch Wearing a Garter Belt Spreading Her Brapper.
>Cause that's what it fucking looks like.

>> No.10723792

>>10720035

FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING RETARD FAGGOT SHILL

>> No.10723793

>>10723786
that big mac looks like the damn advertisements

>> No.10723799

>>10723788
yeah if you spend 1 minute staring at it it kinda looks like it

>> No.10723809

>>10720035
delete this

>> No.10723811
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>>10723786
you marvellous bastard

>> No.10723848

adolfo panizo Gnosis at the end looking tilted

>> No.10723910

>>10720069
Look at this desperate stinky seeing jesus on his toast

>> No.10723935
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>> No.10723950

>>10723630
Kek

>> No.10723985

>>10722505
It also says ChainLink on the third board from left

>> No.10723999
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10723999

Kek bizonacci's shoop of Sergey's back was almost spot on

>> No.10724002

>>10720035
They're Vans and Asics guys. Two shoes that go together like best friends. And their shirts too. It's simply adorable.

>> No.10724019
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10724019

>> No.10724030

>>10723385
It's actually a meshwire coming out of Steve's spinal cord, juicing him with the lifeblood of the cybernetic overlords that control him and Sergey and to whom we owe our future wealth.

>> No.10724043
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What were the 6 areas of focus on this team building exercise. Noticed chainlink poster has 6 bullets points. Some bearly reached 3, others hit 6 yet no depth, some didn't even use the numeral sequence . LINKS Bullet point #4 takes 1/4 of writing surface. Did Steve approve , seems like multi handwriting. Any more TA fags seeing this?

>> No.10724045

>>10723630
TopKEK

>> No.10724061

>>10724019
Nice edit m8, kek.

>> No.10724249
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10724249

>>10724061

>> No.10724266

This is not even funny anymore.
What a disgusting fat fuck. And he's wearing the same shirt.

>> No.10724272
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10724272

>>10723204
ITS ALMOST ALL WHITE MAILS

>> No.10724300

>>10723656
he wears brooks ghost 10's only reason i know is because i wear them too. ironically a running shoe but good support

>> No.10724323

>>10723204
Who is that asian guy on the right side?

>> No.10724326
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>> No.10724353

>>10724326
Subtle, I like it

>> No.10724396

Imagine the smell in there.

>> No.10724464

>>10724326
He's growing... stronger.

>> No.10724566

>>10720035
Is that what the most expensive office space in San Francisco looks like? Kind of lacking

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>>10723674

>> No.10724587

>>10724272
Bullish signal 2bh

>> No.10724609

>>10722322
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch? *puts on glasses* I can't see jack SHIT

>> No.10724733
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10724733

>>10724572

>> No.10724759

>>10720035

Sergey only have 1 shirt?

>> No.10724788

>>10724733
Go bigger

>> No.10724828
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The Dream Team

>> No.10724836
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>> No.10724838

>>10720035
chink scam confirmed

>> No.10724863

>>10720035
Are they sending us a message with their backs turned wearing the flannel side by side like that? Like a shoutout to biz of some kind?

>> No.10724994

>>10724836
Lmao, big time believer in Link but this shit here is effing hilarious.

>> No.10725028

>>10723537
Is that Trump's twitter feed right next to TPB?

>> No.10725197

>>10722456
Lanyards aren't people

>> No.10725203

>>10720035
why does he refuse to change his shirt??

>> No.10725228

>>10725203
too busy making us rich

>> No.10725242

>>10725228
lmao ya that must be it...

he's probably gotten too fat for any of his other clothes. LINK 2 cents EOY

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>>10725242

>> No.10725310
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>>10724788

>> No.10725331

>>10723588
> sorry sergey, we're gonna have to go with oraclize on this one even though it has downtime trying to handle things like ethorse so it must be fine for what swift needs

>> No.10725359

>>10725310
BIGGER

>> No.10725380

>>10722413
the seventh poster board form the left says "chain link" up top but I cant make out the rest of it can someone read it? Could be fucking huge

>> No.10725410
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10725410

>>10725380
Being so new

>> No.10725415

>>10722451
It says BBW. Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”

>> No.10725422

>>10724836
Photoshop the new marketing director in the strippers place

>> No.10725436
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>>10722442
Sergey has a different shirt for each day and keeps them in immaculate condition.

>> No.10725456

>>10722322
Enhance

>> No.10725458
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>>10725359

>> No.10725476

>>10725458
I FUCKING SAID BIGGER GOD DAMN IT

>> No.10725479

>>10725415

kek>>10725436

>> No.10725484

https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/issues/1161
>Web3 oracle workshop summary - 23/24 of July

>During the oracle workshop organized by the web3 foundation in London, we also discussed this EIP. Participants of the discussion were representatives from oralize.it, realitykeys, chainlink, appliedblockchain, thomsenreuters, consensys and web3 foundation.

>We agreed that such a standard would be beneficial and we should introduce one. However, it seems unlikely that we can find one standard that fits all use cases.

>> No.10725512

>>10723985
Holy shit good catch, also the board next to Oracalize says Chainlink

>> No.10725529
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>>10725476

>> No.10725596

>>10725529
WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM BIGGER

>> No.10725602

>>10724836
thanks josh
saved

>> No.10725659

>>10725484
>We agreed that such a standard would be beneficial and we should introduce one. However, it seems unlikely that we can find one standard that fits all use cases.

Translation: Sergey demanded total compliance... nothing short of total surrender.

>> No.10725707

>>10725028
Yes that would be.

>> No.10725716
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Guys... I can't take it anymore... when do start really pumping

It hurts... I don't think I'm gonna make it

>> No.10725751
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>>10725596

>> No.10725781
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>>10725529
>>10725596
>>10725751

>> No.10725826

>>10725781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUelB-OSneY

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>>10720069
I hope.
That day is unironically my birthday.

>> No.10725901

>>10724836
HAHAHAHHAHA
The meme magic alone will send this to 1000 eoy.

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>>10722472
>>10722481

>> No.10725968

>>10722322
Underline it

>> No.10726021

>>10720189
4D chess

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This thread is great. No bait, pasta or fud. Just speculation and great shops. The best in a while.

>> No.10726106

Need to put something together showing the progression of this thread. It shows how obsessed with fat dudes people are considering this thread.

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>russian shills and bots making le epic memes to spread disinfo and bullshit
huh its not like this has happened on another board before..

begone you fucking kremlink faggots. you have to be retarded to buy into this shitcoin. if you do NOT stop posting these threads, your mom is going to accidentally text you a picture of a bbc in her mouth that was meant for your cuckold dad.

>> No.10726235

>>10725529
Newfags don't realize the singularity actually means that Sergey gets so large he forms a black hole.

>> No.10726383

>>10725529
>1001 KB PNG
$1001 eoy confirmed

>> No.10726392
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>>10726235

>> No.10726533

>>10723630
Do you think some small ass pussy is going to change the financial world? Fuck no. Sergey russian strong.

>> No.10726987

>>10722881

The phrase isn't "news"
It's "Jews"

>> No.10727025

>>10723537
Top left: ???
Top middle: coin market cap and Trump??
Top right: pirate bay
Bottom left: ???
Bottom middle: chan screenshots and smartcontract.com
bottom right: twitter