/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10705635]

DIVIDEND EDITION

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Instant news:
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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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CNBC Live:
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Bloomberg Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Open]

Suggested books:
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Previous thread: >>10703513

[Anonymous No.10705645]

OIL NO AGHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.10705647]

first for no volume

[Anonymous No.10705648]

First for Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.10705659]

>>10705648
...

You're not wrong... but I still don't like it.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10705671]

First for cuties

[Anonymous No.10705674]

XXJ4PS

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10705675]

post YtD results

[Anonymous No.10705679]

someone give me the lowdown on NGL
why does it have such a high div/yield? Is it on really shaky ground?

[Anonymous No.10705680]

About $60,000 to invest. I'll set aside maybe $1000 to put into BTC and put the rest in stocks.

What should I pick /b/oys? I'm looking for about 30 stocks.

[Anonymous No.10705682]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[Anonymous No.10705687]

Div broski here, I posted this yesterday after hours, just figured i would repost now that people are actually here. Feedback welcomed haha

[Anonymous No.10705689]

>>10705659
I don't either, but I have taken investments and put them into Bitcoin. I like it just because of the hard cap. I'm 40/60.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10705700]

>>10705687
are you holding common stock or preferred? i prefer preferreds

[Anonymous No.10705702]

>>10705680
Tesla.

[Anonymous No.10705706]

CRASH CRASH CRASH

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10705710]

>>10705680
buy puts for NTAP

[Anonymous No.10705713]

>>10705659
give it time
suckers rally if ive ever seen one
theres no way BTC retards have priced in the dollar spike. theyre WAY too stupid to think about shit like that. they all seem to think that BTC will spike in a stock crash

>>10705680
imo oil and gas exploration memes are on sale today, and im pretty sure those guys are gonna pop once oil calms down
XOP is the ETF, but look for individual ones if you want the real moonshot
just do your homework

>>10705700
>i prefer preferreds
lol
thas why theyre preferred

also
disregard this >>10705702
unless you wanna gamble (and a bad one at that)

[Anonymous No.10705727]

>>10705700
I keep it common, although some of the ETFs I hold have preferred shit too

[Anonymous No.10705734]

>>10705680
research and pick a company from each sector
buy only American
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

[Anonymous No.10705737]

the russell and the dow are gonna lead the charge up here
git in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10705741]

The shekel flow is telling me, "look asshole this green shit is getting smaller, you've still got time to sell before we get into the red and we really see blood. I'll tell you when it's time to put some money on the long side, but what ever you fucking goy do what ever you want we're trend reversal now."

[Anonymous No.10705751]

I need a dose of vitamin 9mm

[Anonymous No.10705759]

>>10705737
Already caught the knife on the chadaq.
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.10705764]

>>10705741
Baggy do you think oil will rebound? Its broken trend today but I'd feel dirty for taking an 80 loss on my position after doubling down during Monday's dip.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10705769]

Do I hit send?!?

[Anonymous No.10705771]

I have to dedicate my life to money and only money


>>10705751
HAHAHAHAHAAH ME TOO

[Anonymous No.10705774]

Are we officially in a bear market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ock73QRJBto

[Anonymous No.10705789]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a maple tahini Budda bowl, it's actually good as fuck! CAT is dragging me down -2% today, EUGH. I did open a TLT long however.

Been busy as fuck today, credit card POS went down for the whole campus and it's all fucked. Remember to carry some cash friends.

[Anonymous No.10705806]

JUST

[Anonymous No.10705807]

>>10705759
das it mane
i got some gambly IWM calls rn, i think its gonna pop back up to where it was at open

>>10705764
personally i think oil will rebound a lot
its been a good long while since weve seen it on such sale. and demand isnt going anywhere. this is a dollar spike crushing it.
are you on options?
whats expiry?

>>10705774
not yet desu

>>10705741
the thing w shekel flow/CMF is like i said the gapping issue. so the shekel flows adjustable averaging is handy, but i ALWAYS use OBV or accumulations/distribution (i prefer OBV desu) indicators in conjunction w it. its too sketchy by itself imo

[Anonymous No.10705811]

VIX went back up, it's going to be like this all day

[Anonymous No.10705815]

>>10705789
Shut the fuck up and go back to rèddit where you belong you total fucking faggot

No one cares about your blog about your stupid life you worthless piece of shit

I hope you die in a horrific car accident

[Anonymous No.10705816]

>>10705789

LUNCHANON!

I'm going to be in Duluth next week. I gonna park in your ramp.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10705822]

>>10705764
Oils peak for the year is done, we're probably going to stay in this slow down trend till a reversal some time in september. You should be looking into that winter seasonal energy commodity and im talking about natural gas.

[Texas anon No.10705823]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-musk-sec/sec-subpoenas-tesla-over-musks-tweets-report-idUSKBN1L01LR?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

[Holdmoar No.10705828]

>>10705789
Cajun chicken and shrimp bowl. Nice and spicy.

[Anonymous No.10705832]

>>10705789
eating bullets made of chocolate right now

[Texas anon No.10705837]

>>10705815
>bullying lunchbro
You’re gonna get Bogged so bad.

[Anonymous No.10705839]

>>10705789
based lunchbro

>>10705815
stfu nigger

>>10705816
yeah destroy that ramp and take picture

[Anonymous No.10705851]

>>10705789
Ooh, veggie day! I'm coffee only.
>>10705815
Bad post

[Anonymous No.10705856]

Baggie reprocessed into fertilizer when?

[Anonymous No.10705857]

>>10705789
it seems I liquidated my stocks at the right time. I had to hold onto my DNR because of a covered call, but fuck it. It could have been a LOT worse.

bought some AMD on discount too.

now I'm gonna be looking out for high div yield ETFs and corporations.
I'm thinking some DIV, and some T. Maybe some other aristocrats too.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10705861]

Wish was at home so could watch orderflow
The shorts taking profit @ 2804 am interestingly!

>>10705789
Me having peddy ATM ! yayaya

[Anonymous No.10705870]

Elon Musk in silicon valley with GS advisors talking with potential investors. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.10705877]

>>10705816
Real shit? Hope it's not for anything bad :(
Destroy the ramp, I might get a vacation in the summer for once!

>>10705828
Nice

>>10705832
Caliber?

[Anonymous No.10705887]

>>10705815
Just imagine being this much of a faggot, here's what you want. Now get.

[Anonymous No.10705889]

>>10705789
Getting /absolutelypositivelyJUST'dupmyfuckingassbeyondbelief/ here. I don't even feel like eating.

[Anonymous No.10705898]

>>10705857
AMD on discount today so far was 19.22-23
I hope you bought at that dip, it could go even lower today

[Anonymous No.10705904]

if IWM breaks above 166.50 its ON

>>10705822
i think itll settle above 70 and stay there desu

not a bad idea about the natgas tho
that shit is bogged to hell and back

>>10705815
lunchbros blog is a light in the midst of chaos
he provides comfort and hope in a world void of it

you on the other hand, do nothing but piss and moan about others getting more attention than you
your blog is pathetic and sad and full of aimless hatred, and its a mirror of your pathetic existence

[Anonymous No.10705906]

>>10705898
I bought around 19.40, I saw it was at 19.20 earlier and thought "I'll buy it when I get home"

shoulda coulda woulda, oh well.

[Anonymous No.10705907]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.10705911]

>>10705877
>Caliber?
.50 cal shaped chocolate, shit is delicious, I love homemade
inb4 take them to the range

[Anonymous No.10705917]

>>10705789
>Maple Buddah bowl

[Holdmoar No.10705920]

>>10705898
I jumped the gun at 19.29. and I don't see it going back down today.

[Anonymous No.10705922]

>>10705807
I'm on USO calls, 2 months to expiry

[Anonymous No.10705926]

>tfw still holding $IQ

Srsly down like 50% of my stock account, in way to deep.
Do you reccon it has a chance to bounce back to $30?

[Anonymous No.10705930]

>>10705877
Go back to Facebook and rèddit where you belong you attention seeking blogger faggot. Or better yet just get an inoperable brain tumor

[Anonymous No.10705934]

are we bear trap nao?

[Anonymous No.10705936]

>>10705926
Drop your bags and move on.

[Anonymous No.10705946]

>>10705930

[Anonymous No.10705947]

>>10705920
that's not too bad
SELL AMD is the best ever strategy for this stock, dumped today's profits into EKSO, that stock is weird

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10705960]

>>10705713
BTC actually spiked in dollar pump
This might be some sort of arbitrage effect

Buy BTC with crappy money > xfer btc to foreign exchange > sell for USD

[Anonymous No.10705962]

>>10705926
Man, I wonder how Calculated Gamble's holding up.

[Anonymous No.10705976]

>>10705680
Nflx dip

[Anonymous No.10705982]

>>10705962
I tried to warn him

[Anonymous No.10705984]

>>10705839
Based frogposter

>>10705851
Been eating a lot of veggies this week, I feel good

>>10705889
Drink a glass of water and take a breath, I have confidence you can turn that around

>>10705911
Nice, bullets that target only diabetics

>>10705917
It was quite satisfying, I'm impressed

>>10705930
>2 posts by this ID
Imagine my SHOCK

[Anonymous No.10705988]

>>10705976
>screaming downtrend

[Anonymous No.10705993]

>tfw I'm in the green thanks to based HABT and EKSO

[Anonymous No.10706016]

>>10705680
AAPL, JNJ, PG, MSFT, JPM, MMM, KO, XOM, T, V, VZ, AMZN

There, you just bought close to every top company in their respective sectors. Let it grow for life while continuing to add to it

[Anonymous No.10706019]

>>10705922
i got some sept 21 14.50s and i aint worried
though i averaged in and this was initially a straddle that i covered the put side two days ago on. so ive made my cost basis, and im gambling on it rebounding hard.
even w dollar spike accounted for, i think its got some room to run, and like i said, its been a while since its traded this low

US oil production is the ONLY one thats gonna be able to even come close to keeping up w demand. there simly arent enough wells out there so USO and all frack related stuffs should do good imo over the longer term. this is just a rough day when oil was already looking to correct

>>10705960
>BTC actually spiked in dollar pump
imo, because of panic
crypto retards have this starry eyed idea that nothing irl will effect it. but thats definitely not the case, as like every commodity, its valued in USD.

but this spike w the dollar is exactly why i think this rally is fake and gay

good point about the using it to transfer cash though, but theres easier ways to get exposure to USD, like DXY, and its more liquid and w less commissions/steps involved

>>10705982
we all did lad
F

[Anonymous No.10706020]

>>10705962
Didn't he hold like 5k? I have like 300 or some shit lost like $2200..

[Anonymous No.10706023]

>divvy stocks going down
>buy puts on it
>make all my losses back times 5 without selling off my divvy positions
wew

[Anonymous No.10706024]

>>10705993
>a restaurant and a robot keep frogposter afloat in this sea of red
requesting OC in paint

[Anonymous No.10706031]

>>10706019
Three quarters of my call position on USO was bought during the dip for an 85 percent discount. I'm pretty much as averaged as you could get.

[Anonymous No.10706033]

>>10705993
I should've listened to this motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.10706035]

>>10705674
this is the discord link

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706050]

>>10706035
some of us prefer to remain anonymous discordbro, you're going to make tons of friends posting your discord link on here.

[Anonymous No.10706067]

>>10706033
Stop posting wojaks and obsessing over missed gains, my man.
Feel is the mind killer.

[Anonymous No.10706068]

>when the red becomes less red

[Anonymous No.10706077]

>>10706050
>thinking you're anonymous on 4chan

[Anonymous No.10706083]

>>10705984
Shut the fuck up and GO AWAY you attention starved piece of human garbage

[Anonymous No.10706084]

>>10706068
>not trying to get greedy

[Anonymous No.10706085]

>>10706050
>some of us prefer to remain anonymous
Then drop the trip

[Anonymous No.10706087]

>>10706035
Fuck off Dave

[Anonymous No.10706091]

>>10706083
No u

[Anonymous No.10706099]

>>10706077
Yeah, just posting here puts you on at least 3 watchlists.

[Anonymous No.10706100]

discordshit is just another ghost of anon talk spam
add "discord" to filters and yer done

[Anonymous No.10706103]

Looking healthy af.
We're all gonna make it lads. Except baggie.

[Texas anon No.10706105]

RIP whoever was shilling CEI. I hope you’re earnings are good.

[Anonymous No.10706112]

>>10706031
then you should be ok m8
i know the sunken cost fallacy is something u definitely want to avoid w long options, but i also dont think theres any reason in the world why demand for oil would just dry up like this overnight. this is manipulators using scare tactics and futures maniplulation to amplify an already bad day imo. large specs are overwhelmingly long CL, but so is small specs. im thinking they wanna steal their shares/contracts desu

>>10706035
looks like a different link, yet again
no ones falling for it, bitchass.
what happened to the "barkh" one you were shilling yesterday? no one joined?
thats too bad innit?

[Anonymous No.10706113]

>>10705962

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.10706123]

>>10706105
CEI had a lot of bad in it, it was going to get delisted from its exchange and barely made compliance to stay in.

[Anonymous No.10706127]

>>10706112
I'm at ATH today because every other options position I have is green as fuck

[Anonymous No.10706128]

>>10705962
I feel bad for Gamble
not so much for the faggot Chink Bili shill

[Anonymous No.10706130]

>>10706112
discord invite links change constantly

[Anonymous No.10706134]

>>10706031
heres the pic of large/small specs
large specs are saying we got a ways to run in the macro sense
>>10704716

[Tripfaggot iSUckdiCkz1oL No.10706136]

hey guys do you discuss markets in here?

[Anonymous No.10706143]

>>10706130
fascinating
we dont fucking care

>>10706136
no
were here to talk about our personal problems

[Anonymous No.10706147]

>>10706083
I hate myself for giving you attention
But at least garbage has SOME use, unlike you.

[Anonymous No.10706152]

>>10706134
Ive been using that site ever since ypu first posted it fren

[Anonymous No.10706157]

Time to grab the Nintendo dip, they are dropping because China is not issuing licenses for gaming companies right now. With theme parks, new smash, and mario kart mobile coming soon; I see big future gains.

[Anonymous No.10706159]

Is jbl ourguy?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706161]

>>10706103
We're closing at the low, this is just the lunch bots who buy during lunch hour so everybody can get free lunch going long and coming back and selling.

[Anonymous No.10706169]

it's popping lads

[Anonymous No.10706171]

>>10706143
>we don't care
you asked. god you are bitter.

[Anonymous No.10706173]

>>10706136

No

[Anonymous No.10706208]

Anyone buying silver today? Im no metal bull but this sell off cant last short term

[Anonymous No.10706209]

MARKET SELL

EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.10706217]

UVXY 8/17 calls just made my life this morning. Picked up a quick 300% and got out. Getting better at this shit.

[Anonymous No.10706250]

Who the hell is buying HMNY? It went from -34% this morning to -3% now.

[Texas anon No.10706262]

>>10706250
NOOOOOOOO I SOLD MY 100 SHARES AT THE BOTTOM. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10706274]

>>10706262
Don't worry, the real bottom to HMNY is 0

[Anonymous No.10706280]

>>10706250
Yippie ki yay goyim

[Holdmoar No.10706288]

>>10706262
My dollar, noooooooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.10706289]

>>10705687
>broski
>Feedback welcomed haha
Make sure to attend mass on Sunday and to call your Mother
>>10705926
I know this pain. Give it a month to two years. It will get better.
>>10706136
tripfag go away

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706297]

>>10706250
I bought a couple thousand this morning, this company is going to $15 per share.

[Anonymous No.10706309]

>>10706297
After how many reverse splits?

[Anonymous No.10706325]

>>10706217
How does this work, basically when their is more volatility it goes up?

[Anonymous No.10706331]

>>10706297
the company is going to zero

[Anonymous No.10706365]

very cool to see the entire market collapsing, all my retirement is gone in like 4 hours this morning

[Anonymous No.10706377]

>>10706262


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10706419]

>>10706365
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.10706423]

>>10706171
lol
youre misunderstanding whats happening here m80
im calling you out on your fucking bullshit
you come in here every red day telling us all
>oh wow guise the discord totally called this
>join teh discord
>pls
then proceed to bitch and moan whenever you get called out for shilling us daily. then you try to sidestep providing any proof of your claims that you called fucking anything, or that anyone has even joined.
so how about it?
you posting screencaps of this shit yet, or what?
i wanna see fucking proofs

>>10706152
good stuff innit?
need to find one that updates daily tho imo
that would be invaluable

>>10706208
im sticking to the short side desu senpai
its unironically safer at this point

>>10706325
the ETFs holdings are a basket of rolling VIX contracts. the goal is to provide 2x the daily % change in VIX. the problem is, that when VIX is in contango (almost always is), the futures rolls eat away at the product (hence the endless "r/s"ing) so even on a flat day, it will lose value. i only ever use it to short VIX (and frankly i use VXX puts and VIX puts more now anyways), but theres no denying you can make money w it on the long side if you have perfect timing

[Anonymous No.10706433]

>>10706325
Yes exactly

[Anonymous No.10706442]

>>10706423
>projecting this hard
you're a loser sorry

[Anonymous No.10706448]

so what's going to happen after friday when all those options expire

[Anonymous No.10706450]

got in on macy’s, anything other than low volatility looks scary right now

[Anonymous No.10706454]

I wonder, will obtaining a CFA certification increase my chances of NOT being such a shitty retail trader?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706456]

$276 dollar spy by friday, plan accordingly for easy money. I'm going to have to dab so many times.

[Anonymous No.10706481]

>>10706250
Entire free float for this stock is 325k. Today (!) volume is already over 85 million. That's 360x the free float. That basically means that ALL available shares switch hands every 30 seconds. I'm surprised the stock isn't moving more than it is.

[Anonymous No.10706482]

>>10706442
where are the proofs nigger?
you didnt call shit

[Anonymous No.10706495]

tech btfo

[Anonymous No.10706500]

>>10706365
>He actually though he could retire
Boomers are last gen to retire

[Anonymous No.10706508]

>>10706365
How long do you have until retirement? If more than 10 years, be happy and buy more ETF's. You'll thank me when you're retired.

[Anonymous No.10706512]

>>10706454
No, but being smarter and more knowledgeable will. Piece of paper don't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.10706520]

Is it time to buy Veritone yet?

[Anonymous No.10706522]

How do I become wealthy?

[Anonymous No.10706523]

>>10706495
pizza time

[Anonymous No.10706529]

Sell hour is over
SPY to 3k

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10706530]

>>10706456
If 280 breaks we going straight to 264

[Anonymous No.10706532]

USD has pulled back substantially from its high today
im thinking we should get some relief for the rest of the day desu senpaitachi

btw, i havent looked in a while, but did anyone get on the short aussie meme?
i didnt, but their currency looks like its circling the drain
same w the GBP

[Anonymous No.10706538]

>>10706481
You're retarded. Last shareholder meeting they approved an issuance plan for six billion shares. That's post split.

[Holdmoar No.10706543]

>>10706495
Well yeah, one delivers still hot choclate lavacake to my door in 30 minutes or less and the others try and make a profit off my user data.

[Anonymous No.10706576]

>>10706482
I posted the screen cap. Go look in the archive I said spy puts with expiry of this friday quite often. I'm done talking to you loser.

[Anonymous No.10706579]

>>10706522
low risk: look at low volaitility stocks and get in on a big dip

high risk: crypto and scam startups

[Holdmoar No.10706597]

>>10706579
Moderate risk, buy T and hope it actually manages the come back it's aiming for.

[Anonymous No.10706603]

>>10706538
So you're saying that the number of outstanding shares is ~6 billion, making the market cap about 300 million? That would make you the retard.

[Anonymous No.10706619]

When to get in on baba?

[Holdmoar No.10706629]

>>10706619
Never. Ever. Unless you like losing money, or are planning to short it.

[Anonymous No.10706631]

>>10706603
No I'm saying that they're been diluting the float ever since the split.

[Anonymous No.10706648]

>>10706481
there is a lot more dilution than meets the eye on that stock
theyve been diluting at every possible opportunity they could. sneakily, i might add
farnsworth is a fucking scumbag and hes scraping as much munnies out of his poor bagholders as possible before peacing the fuck out
their new "plan" is such a travesty i cant even call it a business model

be careful and quick w anything you do on that stock
or better yet, dont trade it at all, and look for a better OTC meme to trade. theyre out there if you look hard. that isnt one tho

>>10706576
you posted a green number, faggot
you didnt post even what the play was
nor did you provide any proof that anyonee has joined your fucking shill group
find the posts and link them ITT or youre full of shit, and everyone ITT will know that youre full of shit as well

PROTIP:
if you want people to join your self-help group, change your fucking tactics

>>10706619
say it w me m8:
>i will not buy chink garbage

[Anonymous No.10706652]

>turks ruined europe demographically
>now they're trying to ruin the entire west economically

[Anonymous No.10706663]

Just slammed a bunch of ntri. Legion Partners, an activist hedge fund with a good track record, has bought up a 5% stake and is one their biggest holdings.

[Anonymous No.10706667]

>>10706603
those numbers are out of date as far as i can tell. anon is right. be VERY careful w that stock rn

>>10706652
erdogan is a faggot, but hes an excellent chessplayer

[Anonymous No.10706670]

>>10706648
>if you want people to join your self-help group, change your fucking tactics
or use IRC like every other sane faggot, fuck discord

[Anonymous No.10706696]

JUST

[Anonymous No.10706699]

>>10706670
even if he HAD an IRC, i would not join it
i dont like to hang out w shill faggots
even less so w shill faggots who are terrible at their jobs

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706708]

>>10706670
lol the 00's called they want their communication platform back.

[Anonymous No.10706731]

>probably a good idea to invest in china
>can't trust chinks
fug

[Anonymous No.10706732]

>>10706652
Why aren't you investing in Eastern Europe?

[Anonymous No.10706736]

[Anonymous No.10706738]

>>10706512
HOW BE SMART?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.10706754]

>>10706732
>why aren't you investing in lands which are soon to be invaded for the 23582357th time by russia
lol

[Anonymous No.10706765]

>>10706708
what's left of /a/ and scanlators/translators still use it, like I said before, it's traditional

>>10706731
if you haven't noticed yet every company that had some tie to china got fucked

[Anonymous No.10706792]

>>10706754
Eh, it's a 50:50 chance.
Russia has 5-10 years to leverage their military before the demographic disaster sets in and there's nobody left to man the guns and drive the tanks.

[Anonymous No.10706814]

>>10706508
i was joking lol, definitely a red day tho. im 28 looking to retire by 50 or 55

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10706816]

Just a reminder to everybody to buckle up, SPY is going down again. SPY is going the way of Circuit City.

[Anonymous No.10706826]

>>10706816
Filtered, sorry.

[Anonymous No.10706830]

>>10706708
IRC a fun, and so long as its not hosted by shills and cocksuckers, its bretty gud imo
at the very least its LEAGUES more secure than a botne-i-mean-discord
plus it allows people to maintain their anonymity if they wish

>>10706754
russia has their hands full, lad. i cant see what they would get out of annexing poland other than a shitload of bad noise from NATO, the EU, the US, and the polish themselves. the thing russia wants desperately is a warm water port
poland doesnt fit the bill

[Anonymous No.10706831]

>>10706754
invaded by whom? 90 year old babushkas?

[Anonymous No.10706855]

>>10706731
the stock market is all about risk. why are you even investing at all?

[Anonymous No.10706900]

is Turkey back? Im still shorting the Lira but lost half my gains in these last couple days, do I close before they get back to normal or will Senor Trump dump another wave of tariffs on them and own their souls?

[Anonymous No.10706905]

Press S to spot on MU
S

[Anonymous No.10706911]

who else lost 100 dollars today

[Anonymous No.10706913]

>the current state of this market

[Anonymous No.10706922]

>>10706855
>why are you even investing at all?
you have to thanks to inflation

[Anonymous No.10706932]

>>10706814
Similar situation here. I'm down more than 400 USD today. Will probably build a bigger stake in Emerging Markets ETF later this week.

[Anonymous No.10706950]

So what's the fucking reason the stock are taking a dump today?

[Anonymous No.10706957]

>>10706900
Just back out now before it drops further, Turkey's getting AIDS from countries like Pakistan and Qatar. Don't get too greedy with gains, always set a point to bugout.

[Anonymous No.10706962]

>>10706911
Down $70 (2%) today, feels bad man. I have hope though

[Anonymous No.10706964]

>>10706911
*JUSTs your path*

[Anonymous No.10706968]

>>10706855
i agree but why china and why now?
i see nothing but a shit ton of risk in all foreign markets rn, and china is the biggest one w the most room to fall. not to mention, even the people investing heavily in china accept that their economic numbers are all faux-as-fug.

my picks for EMs w serious potential are EPOL and EWW desu
come at me bruh

>>10706900
i didnt know yesterday, and i dont know today lad. im sorry i couldnt be of more help. i think in the long term its only just begun for turkey, but you factor FX lev into the equation, and i legitimately have no clue

if youre still up, id cover and sit back and wait for a sign just to be safe. keep your ear to the ground for more tariffs and stuff tho

[Anonymous No.10706980]

>>10706950
Sign of strong dollar = panic outside the USA.
Didn't you get the word, we are in a tarde war. Yes, a tarde war.

[Anonymous No.10706986]

>>10706950
intl panic and dollar spike caused by it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707007]

[Anonymous No.10707023]

>>10707007
Brendan "Just Fuck My Shit Up Senpai" Fraser

[Anonymous No.10707029]

What's the sentiment on SLV? Got like 200% returns on the put I bought last night. Keep holding or sell?

[Anonymous No.10707069]

I wish I still had my job back...

[Anonymous No.10707089]

>>10706968
>and EWW
Get ready to have your capitalist investment nationalized. Communist leader wants to spend the equivalent of billions of US dollars on social programs without raising taxes or debt. On just paying trade apprentices for existing, he wants to spend half a billion, not including their "free" education.

Venezuela 2: Mexico Boogaloo

[Holdmoar No.10707094]

>>10707029
I sold my put, I think we are going to get a bounce and I'll try another put at the top of said bounce. I mean I could be horribly wrong

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707100]

>>10707029
SLV will close the week around $13.90-$13.99

The spot price of silver is going to reach $200 per ounce though

[Anonymous No.10707115]

>>10707069
I'm about to get like 3 jobs and turn into a hyper wagecuck so I can buy the fuck out of the bottom.

[Anonymous No.10707120]

wowie look at that AAPL is green on the day now

its almost as if the market crash was fake and gay the whole time

[Anonymous No.10707133]

>>10707089
lol
fucking gommies man, how do they keep embedding themselves in positions of power w the same old, tired tricks?

but that narrows it down
how about EPOL?
what dirt you got on them?

[Anonymous No.10707148]

>>10706911
Down $400 today. Mixed feelings. The red feels bad but I can buy cheap now and have even more capital when I retire.

[Anonymous No.10707158]

FUG
i forgot to buy the platinum dip
if you guys wanna try an catch an precious metals knife, watch plat. thing trades like a stock, and this dip should have some short time short sellers covering to lock in gainz

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707175]

>>10707158
You got an ETF ticker for platinum?

[Anonymous No.10707189]

>>10707175
PPLT

[Anonymous No.10707233]

>>10707133
>how about EPOL?
You're talking to /smg/'s biggest shill of EPOL
Prime Minister is a former IMF jew. This potential insider threat is the biggest concern. But he says jews were complicit in the holocaust, so maybe he is loyal to Poland. We will see.

[Anonymous No.10707252]

Going to go balls deep on HEAR if it closes above $26 today.

[Anonymous No.10707257]

>>10707175
the only reason i ever trade it is cuz i can get it commissions free
its a helpful way for me to hedge short metals exposure.
but it south africa shits itself, since theyre the major producer of it, itll skyrocket. not to mention its been sold short heavily for like 3 years. its rarer, shinier, and more useful to industry than gold. THATS the only one i can think of thats possible to go long.

theres also no network of goldbugs shilling it, and accordingly, there are less eternal bagholders always ready to dump on your head

>>10707233
>Prime Minister is a former IMF jew.
>But he says jews were complicit in the holocaust
lol
the clownworld timeline a best timeline desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10707267]

>>10707115
That is an impressively boomer mindset, go get 'em tiger.

[Anonymous No.10707318]

update on the TSLA bankruptcy puts
so far today, aprox 2500 50 strike sept 21 puts sold on TSLA. thats a fivefold increase in the past day
we arent the only retards out there it seems

almost makes me wanna buy more, but ill have to go fishing next time i see em trading for 3cents

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707326]

I think the bulls all just got trapped so hard, and we're going to see panic selling into the bell. Do what you wish with this.

Disclaimer: Bagholding SPY puts, HMNY, SLV calls

[Anonymous No.10707329]

>>10707318
What's going on with the SEC. Is daddy Elon about to get ass raped for not doing the announcement form?

[Anonymous No.10707372]

>>10707326
You're about to live up to your name, my man.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707374]

>wmt red
>sell puts for a profit
>all in EDZ
What a comfy day desu!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707382]

>>10707329
Well normally they halt trading or make these kinds of announcements while the market is closed. He kinda fucked up how he made his announcement, but lucky for him he's got some nice luxury cars he can gift to the fine folks at the SEC, (they love friendly people who have gifts) so he'll be ok.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707386]

>>10707326
Y-you feeling okay?

[Anonymous No.10707412]

>>10707374
Fuck yeah, now you have funds to continue your robintrack fuckery instead of becoming a responsible investor!

[Anonymous No.10707417]

I honestly want to shoot myself more than anything. I'm retarded. Everyone hates me I'm being stalked and basically I'm just a fucking idiot. I honestly just want to drink my life away no identity just escape in my own world. This world is trying to take me out of the gene pool and it is working. I can't believe that if i survive it's going to be twenty more years of this hell minimum

[Anonymous No.10707437]

>>10707329
idk
another anon suggested that they were gonna wait until the last possible second to call him out so that he cant even pretend that he was trying to file a form. i think that sounds like something thats JUST up the SECs alley desu

the investigation is still ongoing, but some other anon said something of a rumor that GS was talking to TSLA earlier today

could go either way, but thats a LOT of furthest possible OTM puts getting bought today. most ive seen since holding them. i only have 5 of em, so idc, its just a fun gamble imo. the odds a shit, but the payout a gud

>>10707374
>all in EDZ
wew lad, way to be like 10 steps behind
after a day like today, EMs are likely to bounce desu

>>10707386
lol
its afraid
i think the latecomer shorts are about to get squeezed. or maybe im wrong and another dump is cumming. but whenever i see the bollinger bands tighten inside of the keltner channels, i know SOMETHING is coming don the pike

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707438]

>>10707412
We're all going to make it!!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707466]

>>10707386
I feel like I just received oral copulation.

[Anonymous No.10707476]

>>10707318
Jesus, I felt good about my JCP puts, never even would have considered doing 50 strike but today it feels pretty realistic at 330, they will make an Elon Musk movie at this point. This may be the greatest story ever told, kid grows up in dotcom boom, makes PayPal, gets government to loan him money to make Tesla, goes to SpaceX, loses it all.

Lots of great bitch wife and girlfriend cameos too, could easily see Margot Robbie playing his first wife, Elle Fanning as Grimes.

ALSO GRATS TO ANY OF YOU BOXLIGHT ARMY ALREADY UP A DOLLAR SINCE MY CALL TOMORROW WE ARE HITTING 8 A SHARE! CAP THIS POST

[Anonymous No.10707484]

its fucking bullshit
uh broker wont let me trade VIX options except for in intervals of 5cents. but i sit here on my option market depth and see CBOE faggots buyin em at 3cents all day. fuckin GAYYYYY

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707521]

>>10707437
>10 steps behind
Probably desu, but as the US raises rates it will continue to dry up funding from shithole EMs.
This Turkey crisis is only the beginning

[Anonymous No.10707534]

>>10707521
then why is the Lira gaining back so much this last week

when is the true crash

[Anonymous No.10707547]

>>10707417
I know that Micron's going to recover and even if I'm wrong I won't lose everything; but I just feel empty.
I don't think money will make me feel better either, it would feel nice for a bit but finally seeing this much loss in a single day; I know now how empty I feel.
I know myself too well to think this emptiness will last forever; but it will return no matter what I do. In all respects in life I am blessed; so why do I feel like this?

[Anonymous No.10707599]

TSLA is ded! Glorious!!!

[Anonymous No.10707616]

>>10707547
Don’t worry, we’re all gonna make it (not just monetarily)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707623]

>>10707547
I know that feel, just fill that emptiness with drugs, alcohol and promiscuous sex bro.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707629]

>>10707534
>so fast
Not significantly, it's still down a fuck ton. I believe Ergo isn't done fucking things up. He won't allow the central bank to raise interest rates, calling high rates "The father and mother the source of all evil"
Turkish economy relies on mass construction projects to keep growing, and as funding dries up their projects will stall.
In addition to that, Ergo just released Tarrifs on USA goods. American doesn't really give a shit, but it's symbolic.
Ironically the tarrifs will hurt Turkish consumers more as prices will continue to rise

[Anonymous No.10707633]

>>10707547
I have no clue. I wish I could go back in time. My life's fucking over. I don't want to live another minute in this psychological hell.
Maybe I'll learn how to write or something.

[Anonymous No.10707646]

Who here Justed

[Anonymous No.10707655]

brb, I have to go to the bathroom

[Dividend faggot No.10707661]

>>10705679
I only have like 25 shares, if it's too good to be true, it isn't. Same with CNSL. I hold those with "possibly painful future lesson" in mind. YMMV

[Anonymous No.10707666]

>>10707646
AMRS is being a bitch again. I sold the open and bought back at 7.65 but it's still dragging me down.

[Holdmoar No.10707667]

>>10707633
Dude, writing is awesome. I've got way too many novels in various stages. Someday I actually need to finish one but I'm too busy wagecucking. Pick up Since and Syntax to start. I have a lot more great books on writing but can't remember names ATM. Too busy doing bullshit in Excell

[Anonymous No.10707675]

>>10707476
>felt good about my JCP puts, never even would have considered doing 50 strike but today it feels pretty realistic at 330
thats why i like these long odds desu
theyre impossible, till they happen, and then everyones just sitting around wondering
>why?
>how?
i know the statistical chances of TSLA, under normal circumstances, of even going below 100 is literally 0. but then this stuff happens, and even the big guys (who are mostly trapped short rn) dont know whats happening next.

but then i sit down and look at the bets being made. i see everyone else going w whats expected: that elon isnt retarded and isnt going to jail/filing bankruptcy etc
and then i saw the 5 cent premium on em.
i got enough to spare for a lottery ticket. i have 5 now, but im gonna buy some more next time they get good news desu. i really do believe we live in the age of the unexpected, so when i see such a ridiculously farfetched scenario being wagered on, i HAVE to take it. even if its just a little negligible retarded bet like $25. its a binary play desu. i have a little over a month. if the event is realized even at the very end, SOMEONE will buy my puts

[Anonymous No.10707697]

>>10707521
>This Turkey crisis is only the beginning
lol i know. i was the guy saying that corp EM yield curve was flipped and that this was a bad sign for EMs and everyone scoffed at me cuz zerohedge wrote an article bout it the day after
EMs are still gonna bounce at some point. violently. youre gonna have to HODL if you want that payout desu senpai

>>10707534
check how long it takes for a currency to hyperinflate when it does. it happens very rapidly, but it still takes upward of a year for it to happen. and it only goes parabolic towards the end. if youre going for that meme, then you should be using less leverage imo

>>10707599
checked
dont tease me anon

[Anonymous No.10707723]

>>10707667
I never read tho so my writing will be shit plus I'm a beta. I love writing though but o don't get it.

[Anonymous No.10707742]

IWM just reversed in spite of the RUT
first time ive seen it all day
keep an eye out lads

i think shorts might be covering

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707753]

>>10707697
>gotta hold
I agree. I'd prefer to buy a low cost index fund since I got red pilled by ARWDW. But buying at the peak would but classic /biz/
Shorting EMs is a good way to get the bear out of me without betting against a strong US economy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707761]

>>10707742
this is a multi day crasherooni. just increase the next short position.

[Holdmoar No.10707777]

Someone with more skin in the options and Tesla game. What do you think is the most logical Tesla put?

>>10707723
Go to tpb or Kat. Get Sin and Syntax, educate yourself. You are clearly not dyslexic so you can do this.

[Texas anon No.10707801]

>>10707667
I used to enjoy writing. Especially short stories. Wrote one back in January and was the first time in years that I had written something for fun.

[Anonymous No.10707804]

.... Soon

[Anonymous No.10707816]

>>10707629
>>10707697
well i got in shorting the Lira at 4.75 and have a stop loss down at 5.6 right now, would be closing at half my max gains but thats not too bad i guess, its still like 400%

hopefully we dont hit that and we have another wave of tank to like 10+, would love to pull some more thousands of $ off of this meme country

[Anonymous No.10707822]

>>10707646
i'm actually up a little bit today.

safe, secure dividend stocks that will compound over the next 20 years until I retire a decade early, then use to pay all my bills and only withdraw any principal for something big and fun (if necessary).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707827]

>>10707777
get the $1000 put, and then when they go to 0 some cuck has to give you 100 grand.

[Anonymous No.10707840]

>>10707777
checked

[Anonymous No.10707849]

>>10707822
I am too, mine just happened to go down today

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707852]

>>10707777
Checked
Blood for the chaos gods
Bones for the bone throne

[Anonymous No.10707853]

>>10707723
Libraries are free nigga. Find a chart of stuff you’re interested in on the /lit/ wiki and go to the library or just dowload a pdf. Reading is the best hobby in the world.

[Weed No.10707859]

Okay that'll do. Closing day trade on Canopy for a few hundred bucks of profit. I didn't have much cash free otherwise I could have been a bit more aggressive on that. Portfolio is looking real nice. It would be great to see the sector take this Constellation Brands news as a bullish reversal signal but hmm... I'm not confident of that yet. Fuck ton of buy volume today though anyway.

[Texas anon No.10707873]

>>10707853
Also sign up for Bookbub. It parses amazon and sends you an email with all the books in your chosen genre that are on sale that day. Usually $1.99 one day only sales on $15 books for kindle.

[Anonymous No.10707874]

>>10707697
>institutional investors dumped 20%+ of their stake last Q
>SEC subpoenas company for info on obvious securities fraud
>company is burning through cash, cant make it to EOY without equity raise
>engineer whistleblowers coming forward after being silenced for bringing up safety issues
>Former SEC officers saying action is substantially likely
>Trading above 330 and people are still buying

jesus, I can't tell if its cultists or institutions trying to keep this thing up so they have more time to unload.

[Anonymous No.10707887]

>>10707777
Maybe I should. There's hardly any money in it though but at least I'll die with some sort of legacy I guess haha
I'm at the liberry now hating myself because of everything. I bought a gun and an exit bag. It gives me comfort.

>>10707852
Based

>>10707853
It really is the most patrician hobby. It makes you think about stuff and challenge your animal instincts.

[Anonymous No.10707892]

>>10707753
>Shorting EMs is a good way to get the bear out of me without betting against a strong US economy
thats how i feel about it
glad you listened when i said to focus on gambles that are worth taking. ER plays are fucking garbage unless youre on the short side of the contract.

>>10707761
if we pop up today towards close im definitely buying bonds and flattening muh VIX deltas desu

>>10707777
>What do you think is the most logical Tesla put?
bankruptcy puts (50 or 100) that are just after the date when elon is expected to have filed something already.
if he fails that, TSLA will blow out like bear stearns. theres nothing behind it other than a lot of collective prayers

i had a vision the other day
it was elon in court, w grimes crying in the front row of the courthouse. the judge asks:
>wtf were u thinking faggot?
and elon stammers back
>i-im s-sorry your honor. i w-was only p-pretending to b-be r-retarded

>>10707816
>up 400%
fucking pull it lad
save your powder for the next problem
keep an eye on the rand for me too

[Anonymous No.10707917]

>>10706024

Which movie is that webbum from? I need to watch it.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707920]

>>10707887
>>10707892
I've been reading like 45 minutes to an hour a day before wage slaving, and it really is life changing.
I've been lurking /lit/ and while a large majority of their suggestions are pretentious unnecessary reads, they've got some good stuff desu

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707931]

>>10707892
Yeah a long TLT position is actually the smart thing to do. When the USD is strong people just convert shekels to bonds and yields decrease sending these fucking things to the moon.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10707934]

>>10707917
Pajeet buys a toilet

[Anonymous No.10707946]

>>10707887
If you kill yourself this man will be very disappointed in you

[Anonymous No.10707965]

>>10707946
Isn't he nihikistic? Why's he against suicide?

>>10707920
I honestly believe that if i read more as a kid I wouldn't be in the same situation I am in with no escape. Not even an obsession with reading just reading more. Tony Robbins Jim rohn stuff like that

[Anonymous No.10707970]

lol did this MSFT pajeet seriously just dump on my head

this is crypto all over again

[Anonymous No.10707973]

>>10707777
weeklies and hope for bad news to sell on or just the inherent volatility

[Anonymous No.10707985]

>>10707892
well iw as up 700% at the peak but Lira is going god mode for a week now

im also short the ZAR on 20x yep, solid gains there too

[Anonymous No.10707992]

>>10707965
>Nihilism
If you die; you lose. Never forget that, there are powers that want you to divide so you can be conquered.
We can't give up.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10707996]

Hit the bid in 2 minutes time.

[Anonymous No.10708022]

*muffled sound of put options expiring worthless*

[Anonymous No.10708033]

i love watching the russell cuz you can see the moment everyone comes back from lunch and starts playing again. no one trades the fucking thing in the middle of the day, so its just MMs pushing it around to wherever they can fill orders. once everyone is back, you can see the candles all puff up.

really good indicator imo for the whole market is the russell. it also tends to lead a bit

btw
thx for the guppy lad, im gonna mess w this badboy, but it already works good for me

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708041]

>>10707992
>tfw I just want to get rich to establish an order of knights to fight the influence of Moloch around the world

[Anonymous No.10708053]

PUMP IT
YES

[Anonymous No.10708059]

>>10708022
lol this
why do people short bottoms?
if you didnt short last night, or the night before, you shouldnt fucking do it now

wait for a spike
if that fails, buy the bottom of teh big one™

[Anonymous No.10708064]

POWER HOUR LETS GO BABY
PUMP IT UP

[Anonymous No.10708069]

>>10705774
*sip*
yep, was a good band

[Anonymous No.10708072]

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.10708103]

>>10708072
they wont tho
melt up to close

[Anonymous No.10708129]

>>10705789
I'm late for the lunch update!
Had some miso soup and rice with a side of chicken adobo.
I'm in oil and energy is taking a dump today. I'm bullish longterm but I'll be okay today. Added to my portfolio in oil

[Anonymous No.10708138]

>>10708059
>why do people short bottoms?

Same reason people fomo buy all time highs.

[Anonymous No.10708151]

reminder that the dollar has actually pulled back negative on the day and that l8 bearfags are about to lose errytang

>>10708138
i cant imagine doing it more than once desu
it incredibly painful to get squeezed
i can only imagine literal retards doing it more than once

[Anonymous No.10708161]

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708178]

>>10708161
Whoever made this art deserves a gazillion dollar award

Pic related is the last update on robintrack trading. Walmart worked out, but I need to avoid stocks approaching ER. Never again.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708193]

>>10708178
*last update for now

[Anonymous No.10708198]

>>10708178
I shall remain modest and stay silent

[Anonymous No.10708205]

hi bagholders
is now the moment to buy into $mu for the first time?

[Anonymous No.10708236]

pssssst....
hey kid.....
i got a riddle:
>whats the VIXs favorite animal?

>>10708198
you make all the good memes lad
no need for modesty

[Anonymous No.10708237]

>>10708205
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10708256]

buy CRON

[Anonymous No.10708264]

>>10708103
Shouldn’t extend much past 281.5, 279 range on Friday.

[Anonymous No.10708274]

holo because yolo

[Anonymous No.10708277]

>>10708256
too late, should've bought yesterday

[Anonymous No.10708280]

I'm thinking about going all in with my savings at the end of the month. I have 10k and I'm looking to put it into a blue chip for a few months. What should I choose?

[Anonymous No.10708282]

>>10708256
I did yesterday.

[Anonymous No.10708287]

Why did weed stocks soar today? I've got cron and cgc already but haven't seen any news to make it pamp

[Anonymous No.10708294]

>>10708280
3/3 split between treasury bonds, index funds, and AMD

[Anonymous No.10708295]

>>10708280
T, unirionocilly.

[Anonymous No.10708297]

>>10708280
FB

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10708299]

>>10708287
Constellation helping CGC

[Anonymous No.10708311]

>>10708287
Technicals with a news catalyst.

[Anonymous No.10708330]

>>10708287

Constellation Brands (owners of Corona beer) invested another 3.8 billion in to Canopy Growth, increasing their stake in the company to 38%. Combine with the previous couple days of deep red and you get a violent bounce up.

[Anonymous No.10708333]

>>10708161
deummpe it

[Anonymous No.10708338]

>>10708277
It'll go higher tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10708374]

>>10708338
Probably not, not that overbought. 14% was good enough. I entered today with SPY 281p at .4 anyways.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708384]

I just bought calls on MU and SBUX
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.10708400]

>>10708294
Isn't amd the meme stock everyone here gets just'D by all the time?

[Anonymous No.10708405]

Big Bull Push

[Anonymous No.10708414]

To the faggot that suggested CGC as a BUY two weeks ago, I thank you profusely this morning for making me an entire paycheck's worth in returns, and counting.

I finally feel like a proper white man today.

[Anonymous No.10708436]

>>10708384
SBUX offers a dividend. I don't like options on div stocks.
MU is at 50% value due to 50% revenue coming from china.
When the market grows a pair of balls and loses the pussy; then you become rich. How far out on the calls?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10708440]

>already above 282
schitzo market kek

[Anonymous No.10708446]

>>10708384
>How fucked am I?
like some dumb thot on prom night

>>10708414
lol
make sure ya use stops m8
you sound like youre going through a bit of a "euphoria"

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708448]

>>10708436
Exp 1 month from today, but I don't plan on holding for longer than a week so we should be good

[Anonymous No.10708453]

>>10708400
>being this innocent and naive
that's right, SELL AMD
while you're at it SELL T

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10708455]

>>10708414
grats dude !!!!!

[Anonymous No.10708463]

>>10708384
SBUX is still a short. MU should go up, but if 46 prints on the daily bail out.

[Anonymous No.10708488]

>>10708440
rkg answer muh riddle >>10708236
its the secret to everything

>>10708463
im certain hes in options again on a hi IV day like a total tard lol

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10708502]

New bread
>>10708498

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[Anonymous No.10708503]

>>10708446

It's stopped up like your Mom's butthole after a Friday night! :D :D :D

[Anonymous No.10708505]

>>10708448
Hold until Early-Mid september. Sell on rally.

[Anonymous No.10708514]

>>10708488
Is it... a whale? A chicken?
Also profit I was reading about options spreads last night, and apparently iron butterflies benefit from high IV? Any advice?

[Anonymous No.10708538]

>>10708514
Pig.

[Anonymous No.10708549]

>>10708514
>Is it... a whale? A chicken?
no

and dont have margins so i cant trade em
definitely go read up on the maths involved and learn everything you have to rollout if things go awry. dont jump into complex options you dont understand

>>10708538
no

[Anonymous No.10708568]

>>10708514
a short strangle might be a good way to dip your toes in this imo. just make it wide and not pay much and for friday. youll be fine

[Anonymous No.10708612]

>>10706495
They do make it really easy to order pizza as well as plenty of other food items from their menu. That's all they need.

[Anonymous No.10708630]

>>10708237
picked up 200 at 47.50. there is so much pain around this stock it can't continue to bleed..right goys?

[Anonymous No.10708692]

>>10708630
Next month's a double red letter month. Buybacks and 2nd quarter.
Sell the rally or hold after earnings; if the buyback happens before the earnings? Prices artificially pump.

[Anonymous No.10708752]

with some major adjustments to suit my exact needs, i believe ive arrived at some good indicators now
bretty stoked

[Anonymous No.10709565]

>>10707804
We have 1 million subscribers, each of which costs us 30 bucks a month XD

[Anonymous No.10709697]

>>10708033
youre very welcome, i plan on combinding the two scripts, after a little nap