Counterfeit money

[Anonymous No.10694629]

Hello biz
I just bought some counterfeit £20 notes from the darknet markets. Can it really be this easy?! Free money?

It costs about £40 for £100 fake notes and £180 for £500 fake notes. Euros are even cheaper. I calculated it and if I wanted to make £2000 id have to make about 150 transactions and swap my fake 20s for real change. 150 is a lot. In a small town, surely the police would start looking into it?

I was thinking of walking around central London at lunch time and hitting all the McDonald’s while the staff are busy. Look the server in the eye and talk to them so they don’t look at the note.

How risky can this be? If I get caught I can just play dumb, surely?

[Anonymous No.10694647]

The absolute state

[Anonymous No.10694708]

Enjoy that jail.

[Anonymous No.10694713]

>>10694629
Use it to pay a hooker
Or bet with street bookie and use it to pay if you lose
Buy drugs with it

[Anonymous No.10694733]

Sauce on the bug?

I find it deeply disturbing

[Anonymous No.10694765]

>>10694733
Display in a museum
Have some more

[Anonymous No.10694782]

>>10694733
Giant Water Bug. Got stung by one of those while walking near a pond with no shoes and it was very very painful

[Anonymous No.10694791]

>>10694733

[Anonymous No.10694865]

>>10694629
Why don't you get a fucking job you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.10694917]

>>10694765
Wow cool. I've never seen an insect with two legs on its neck like that. A real abomination built to hold things down while it devours them alive.

[Anonymous No.10694933]

>>10694629
What market?

[Anonymous No.10694957]

>bought some counterfeit £20 notes
> Free money?

[Anonymous No.10694962]

>>10694865
Criminals work just as hard as wagies.

Next time I go on holiday I’m totally taking fake euros with me.

[Anonymous No.10694965]

You will not get community service if you get caught. You will go to a high-security prison. This is not simple tax evasion. It is 100% possible you will JUST yourself for life. Don't do it anon, burn the fakes and cut your losses

[Anonymous No.10694966]

>>10694629
You could just take advantage of the "Do you have change for a 20?" from the general populace. Switch locations often.

[Anonymous No.10694983]

>>10694933
Dream. But they’re probably on others

>>10694957
>what is 100 minus 40
Hurrrr durr

[Anonymous No.10694992]

Thinking all cashiers are dumb will come back to haunt you. In my 20+ years as a cashier and in retail, I saw hundreds of fake bills, and not one got past me. If you bought them for cheap off the darkweb, it's pretty obvious that the bills are of cheap quality. This means you'll only fool that absolute dumbest of people.

[Anonymous No.10695029]

>>10694629
This is a really stupid idea. It's a fuck ton of groundwork and not worth the risk of getting sent to the slammer senpai. You'd have to hit up different locations constantly and you will be caught eventually. Police will end up building up a profile of you based on Reports and CCTV and will come and nick you after a month or two. It's really not worth the jail time and criminal record. This is the kind of idea a dumb nigger would come up with. You can do better.

[Anonymous No.10695053]

>>10695029
If the 20s get spread to different people, not businesses, then the lead gets very diluted.

[Anonymous No.10695068]

>>10694629
Figure out a story for where they came from

[Anonymous No.10695100]

>>10694992
> I saw hundreds of fake bills, and not one got past me

Thats because you didn't notice the convincing fakes you retard, since they by definition fooled you

[Anonymous No.10695149]

Do this faggot.
>carry real bills with you, so if you try to buy a $1 candy with a $20 bill and get caught appear to be surprised as well and apologize giving one real bill.
>ffs don't do it regularly as a job, but I'm different places and times
A dude some time scammed me that way while I was selling candies raising funds for a foundation which helped child with cancer, the motherfucker...

[Anonymous No.10695161]

>>10694992
>not one got past me
Today's logical fallacy: Confirmation Bias

[Anonymous No.10695175]

>>10694629
Use them at a strip club

[Anonymous No.10695298]

Not sure what it’s like where you are, but in my part of the US many retailers have a policy of marking every $20 or larger bill with a pen to make sure it’s genuine. Sometimes they slip through, but with security cameras the counterfeiters get busted pretty quickly. The key is to pass them to individuals (preferably strangers) for items you can then resell for real cash. Hard to do that with large amounts.

[Anonymous No.10695314]

>>10695175

Sage. Or use them to pay hookers you never plan to see again.

[Anonymous No.10695329]

>>10694713

Do not pay bookies and drug dealers with fake money if you value your health and life.

[Anonymous No.10695523]

>>10694992
>not one got past me
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
the absolute state of biz

you realize there were some fakes yo didn't catch that got past you right??? hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
these are the people holding bags of LINK amd giving TA advice
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10695533]

>>10694629
use them on craiglist

[Anonymous No.10695607]

Have fun getting raped in prison anon

[Anonymous No.10695636]

>>10695100
And that's why he works retail!

[Anonymous No.10695661]

>>10694629
My cousin got caught doing this. He's extremely lucky that he only got community service the Secret Service could have royally fucked his life forever. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.10695687]

What marketplace op, this is a good idea if you do it over a long period of time. LE arnt going to look into a small amount. I worked as a cashier for 7 years ausfag, amd never saw or new a fake note. I wouldn’t really give a fuck if i did.

[Anonymous No.10695777]

Good luck OP, just make sure you don't get caught. Wish I had the balls to pull this off here, but in the US counterfeiting is one of the most serious crimes here, you can get sentences even worse than murdering someone if you get caught. I recommend spending the money in private transactions like in flea markets instead of stores where you could get caught.

[Anonymous No.10695854]

OP, Don't do it.

I was already in jail, tortured and just fucked mine life.

Listen to me, there is no easy money.

You are using your freedom as it were a hooker.

[Anonymous No.10695893]

>>10694992
Why do you care? You suck your governments cock for a living too?

[Anonymous No.10696046]

>>10695854
>using your freedom like a hooker
Nice

[Anonymous No.10696139]

>>10694629
OP I worked high volume retail I'd process hundreds of transactions a day. It is easy as fuck to tell when a bill is fake when you are handling cash nonstop all day. You can immediately tell it feels different in your hand. The only time I'd take them is if I was told to by security over the radio because they were building a case and going to arrest the guy. Sometimes I would just fuck with the guy and have fun watching him sweat - just because I was bored.
>>10695854
this

[Anonymous No.10696154]

>>10695149
Buy candies OP-actually you could get rid of hobos by giving them fake bills and then watching them get taken away

[Anonymous No.10696166]

>>10694713

>give a street bookie counterfeit money

Lel, don't do this

[Anonymous No.10696336]

>>10694629

It is possible but you have to watch out.

The main key is to only have 2 at a time in your pocket. (best thing only on but that would be time consuming)
The other notes are buried. For the case someone gets it and call the police you only in charge for 1 or 2 fake notes and in that case it's easy to say that you don't knew about it.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.10696393]

>>10694629
>I just bought some counterfeit £20 notes from the darknet markets. Can it really be this easy?! Free money?
Yeah for the seller apparently.

[Anonymous No.10696548]

>>10694629
I think the only easy way is to buy things for cash from gumtree, Craigslist or whatever and just never give them any identifying info and never run into them again and then somehow sell the item or use it
Still way too risky for me


I have too much anxiety to be a criminal

[Anonymous No.10696564]

>>10696548
ah, counterfeiting AND money laundering! Fantastic idea!

[Anonymous No.10696600]

>>10695777
>cannot be used in vending machines
>supernote
>perfect
lmao

[Anonymous No.10696676]

>>10694992
Kek this logic.

[Anonymous No.10696705]

>>10696600
How can you hope to fool humans if you can't even fool machines?

[Anonymous No.10696822]

You should rather be using 50$ notes than any other.
Go to places where you can buy stuff without getting you money checked.
Examples for this: Bar, Clubs, Ice cream trucks etc.
Give'em the high value notes and take the exchanged money. Now you have traded black money for clean washed cash.
Optimal Strat: Buy a cookie from a random guy in the street.
Give him the 50$. Spend a dollar in the cookie and get the legal 49$ in return. People like this never check your money.
Adopting this strategy will work 100% of the times
At last, there are rules that shall not be broken
>never buy stuff on you local target
>never repeat the places where you exchanged the money
>if you're thinking about trading back money ALWAYS look out for security cams / cftv first.
>you should be ALWAYS have legal money with you in case something happens.

Don't ask me how I know this

[Anonymous No.10696877]

>>10696822
What do you mean by trading back money?

[Anonymous No.10696897]

>>10694992
so you catch one at some point. Doesn't mean the person holding it didn't get it back in change someplace

[Anonymous No.10696904]

>>10694965
He's not an American you retard

[Anonymous No.10696933]

>>10694992
>1 post by this ID
>quietly exits thread after this embarrassing post

[Anonymous No.10696947]

>>10694992
>20 years as a cashier
you just don't see such masterfully crafted bait this often

[Anonymous No.10697042]

I remeber a story about the venezuelan 100 bolivars bill was pretty demanded on the black market because it was of the same quality of the 20 dollar bill.
So they'd just take the painting off and recolor it with the 20 dollar bill theme and resell it.
A huge 100bill scarcity came out of this, Colombians would buy a 100 bolivars bill for 200 bolivars if it was a Series A bill

[Anonymous No.10697069]

>>10696705
Paper money has magnetic ink in it that machines use to verify its authenticity, you can try it out for yourself with a powerful neodymium magnet, money will lightly be attracted to it. The exact amount and location of the ink is a very closely guarded secret though, I've never found anyone even on the darkweb ever openly talking about just what exactly is the magnetic ink process the feds use on US dollars. The only counterfeits that could ever pass machines were the North Korean supernotes, and the norks sure as hell won't reveal their secrets either because they invested millions of dollars with the same actual machines the US government uses to print money.

But if you're just hoping to pass counterfeits by hand to another person, high quality notes will easily pass visual inspection. Even the 3d security ribbon on the new $100 bills are being faked now.

[Anonymous No.10697088]

>>10697069
What I don't get is why don't people just print fake money with the same machines?

[Anonymous No.10697111]

>>10697042
Bleaching bills is a very, very old technique, literally hundreds of years old. People used to bleach the $5 bills and print $100s into them, and they could easily pass because they had a security strip and watermark on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ck8DFCg3IA

[Anonymous No.10697125]

>>10697088
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.10697164]

>>10697069
what first world country has the most lax counterfeit money laws? I'm about to move there and just live off of monopoly money

[Anonymous No.10697231]

>>10696877
he meant trading BLACK money which is another term for counterfeit money. So he said check for security cams before making the transaction with black money so you aren't caught on camera and can be identified if someone realizes it was fake after you've departed

[Anonymous No.10697239]

>>10697111
Poor Rusty, I bet he was just lonely and wanted to impress some bros

[Anonymous No.10697275]

>>10697069
north korea means that china must have the same machines somewhere, there's no way NK developed that tech on their own

[Anonymous No.10697287]

The Feds take counterfeiting money so seriously that one of my dumbass coworkers at my last job tried to print some money as part of a joke and the printer wouldn't let him do it. He almost shit his pants kek

[Anonymous No.10697358]

>>10697111
>"left out a number of key steps"

what are they anon

[Anonymous No.10697371]

>>10697069
What does "supernote" mean exactly and why do I see it used in this context?

[Anonymous No.10697377]

>>10696822
>he thinks feds aren't in this thread right now
hope you're behind VPN anon

[Anonymous No.10697384]

>>10697275
fuck this could come back and get interesting

[Anonymous No.10697452]

>>10694629
Get a life man

buys fake bills lol what a fckng loser

you have the most powerfull brain in the world and you end up being a cockroach, literally usign fake bill to save some percentages on McDonals? lmao better try to rob a bank atleats that ambitious instead of these pathetic shit

[Anonymous No.10697471]

Go to a paki chicken shop
I.e. full of immigrants
Order a chicken fillet meal for gainz, apologise when you give the money sorry mate thats all ive got no less im afraid.
They wont say anything, and really you should be doing this with tenners so pakis, if they realise, can palm them off in taxis and takeaways

[Anonymous No.10697629]

>>10697358
Adding starch. It's an inefficient technique compared to lye though, there used to be this forum here talking about it

http://web.archive.org/web/20100618213157/http://www.bombshock.com:80/forum/money-fake-id-free-living/4787-how-make-counterfeit-money-blank-checks-complete-freebase-method.html

[Anonymous No.10697730]

>>10695777
This is actually a smart idea, go to flee market see something expensive yet shippable through ebay like video game consoles or phones, "i'll buy that at a high price!" Sell item on ebay, PROFIT! Just make sure the flea market isn't in your local area. You could risk running into someone.

[Anonymous No.10697774]

>>10697629
i mean if you are smart enough to create system to manufacture fake money and get away with it you might as well create a legit business making something and not risk life in prison

[Anonymous No.10697839]

>>10694917
Looks a bit like an eredar

[Anonymous No.10697868]

>>10694629
summer festivals, pubs, nightclubs, souvenir shops, street markets are the best options. Of course everything depends on the quality of the notes and your confidence.

Back in the Silkroad days me and a friend ordered 20x 20€ notes. Good quality watermarks and stripe the touch was comfy, we had a good summer in music festivals exchanging for beer.
It worked well and the winter did not stop us from order more.

Next year we opted for a different model since we had run out of spots to exchange. Bought from the same dutch guy 10.000€ for less than 1K€.

It's summer again and we decided to drove through Spain, our neighbor country, it took us nearly 15 days to exchange. Almost 8K total.

September ends and there was shit in the spanish news my friend is sending me prints were we could read something like "Spanish police on trail of Romanian international counterfeit organization " "Police investigates suspected romanian group for counterfeit notes spree"---- regarding the exactly same period and time.

We got scared but in the end was a good lul! shit hit the fan and gypsies took it for us!

pro-tips: don't carry all the counterfeit with you. don't ever go to a place you know they have a infra blue detector. don't go to places with cctv, dont park your car near the spot, use a cap and sun glasses in the day light.

[Anonymous No.10697935]

Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.10697951]

Why is it so hard to counterfeit money? It's just professionally printed paper with some small modifications, why is it not possible to build the same printer the government uses to print money?

[Anonymous No.10698828]

>>10697868
counterfeiting seems to be way more common in europe, strange because the euro is harder to counterfeit than the dollar

>>10697951
it's not paper for starters. it's a mix of cotton and linen. That's why anyone who's handled money long enough can instantly tell a real bill from a fake one just from the feel. And you could theoretically just get a printing press and start making your own money too but it's going to look like shit in comparison to the real thing because it takes years just to make the engraving plate for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PawUuHozBPY

[Anonymous No.10698900]

>>10694629
>counterfeiting money is illegal
someone tell the banks

[Anonymous No.10699056]

>>10695298
Any half decent fake passes the pen test now.

[Anonymous No.10699079]

>>10697868
u from france? i heard of a couple guys doing this exact shit and gypsies being blamed lol

[Anonymous No.10699123]

>>10697377
yeah like wtf get with the program

[Anonymous No.10699195]

>>10698828
>counterfeiting seems to be way more common in europe, strange because the euro is harder to counterfeit than the dollar

there are good quality replicas but.... Secret Service jurisdiction. the risk doesn't pay.

>>10699079
nice try INTERPOL ;)

[Anonymous No.10699353]

>>10694629
Kek you just exchanged real money for literal fake money. The absolute state.

[Anonymous No.10699394]

you need to go to chain retail stores where the employees literally don't give a fuck about anything
Kmart target Walmart etc
buy basic household goods or whatever.. don't pay more than like $80 at a time and don't use large notes. DO NOT USE AUTO CHECKOUT MACHINES.
come back in a few days and return the shit, just say you bought it as a present and they didn't want it.

[Anonymous No.10699430]

>>10697377
they don't have the time or resources to track anons down simply because they saw a discovery Channel documentary about counterfeit money and remembered a few key points..

[Anonymous No.10699563]

Lmfao. Mods?

[Anonymous No.10699873]

>>10694992
>20+ as a cashier
fuck me

[Anonymous No.10699957]

So I can tell for Euros:

Biggest that might go unnoticed is the 50€. I see it regularly getting double checked by cashiers.

The 100€ already gets rejected at many places and I've never seen it getting accepted without full check uv light/watermark... and it's so rare, people will remember you.

200€ does it even still exist?

500€ I ended up exchanging them at my bank and hell did they check those. Absolutely everybody refused to accept them, including a b2b distributor, UPS (tried to pay a 2500€ bill with it) and my car dealer (car was 35000€) - all if them had my full address and personal ID and still didnt accept a 500€. You would need to find yourself a unicorn-tier rare retard in order to spend a 500€ untraceable.

[Anonymous No.10700052]

>>10697951
not that it would be checked under normal circumstances, but if someone wanted to check there's a bunch of mirco printed words and sentences all over US bills that is supposedly hard to do without special equipment

[Anonymous No.10700060]

>>10694992
>>10699873
please be a larp this is so depressing.

what did daddy company do to reward you for your diligence officer? good thing you saved them all that money instead of just letting it go

[Anonymous No.10700081]

>>10700052

[Anonymous No.10700083]

>>10695100
Jesus christ if a fake got through the bank would detect it, and the boss would be unhappy. Have you ever worked a day in your life?

[Anonymous No.10700086]

>>10700081

[Anonymous No.10700184]

>>10694629
>How risky can this be? If I get caught I can just play dumb, surely?
I'm going to look into this shit. Make sure to not get too stupidly greedy, have some real money to pay just in case and don't take it to like the bank, hit the same places with fakes all the time... The thing is that the times I've been passed counterfeits unintentionally it hasn't been hard to get rid of them. Small notes are probably easier, if you have to pay £60 and you give them 2 real £20 notes and a fake one, most of the time nobody is going to even think about it.

The other serious problem is how you get sent the money. Customs can get suspicious, they check for shit like this and drugs so your home address may not be the best place.

[Anonymous No.10700205]

>>10694629
Don't try to burn it quickly as that's really fucking suspect and much more likley to get you caught. Get the money and burn it over the course of a month or two with normal transactions mixed with real money, but not of the same type of bill so that they don't have anything to compare it too.

Also don't carry more than a bill or two at a time so if someone does call you out on it then you have plausible deniability and can say you won it in a bet or something reasonably shady but not high-sec prison worthy. Meanwhile keep any extra you have in a place where it can't be found, full stop.

Money laundering is an art. If you want my advice I would tell you to stay away from it because the chance that you'll get caught by being a sperg is high and the chance that you're buying into a honeypot is even higher still.

>>10695329
Chances are if they're paying bookies and drug dealers at all then they don't value it that much desu.

[Anonymous No.10700292]

>>10700083
>daddy would be unhappy
you literal cuck

[Anonymous No.10700307]

>>10694992
this whole thread reeks of a psyop, obviously because the technology has gotten so good that making authentic looking fakes must be possible. either the alphabets started this thread but they lurking here now

[Anonymous No.10700355]

All fiat currency is worthless paper anyway. The only real money is 0xBTC and to a lesser extent ETH

[Anonymous No.10700441]

I bet it would be easy as fuck to use counterfeit money in Japan. It’s a cash based society here, I use the equivalent of 100 dollars bills for small $1-$2 purchase all the time and no one bats an eye. I’ve never had my money checked either.
I doubt there’s any counterfeiters actively making yen though. Plus if you ever got caught you would be fucked, I guess Japanese prison is pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.10700827]

>>10697951
It may look pretty but it doesn't feel right to the touch.

Also, you are all fucking idiots. The penalty for counterfeiting in the US is literally death. It's in the fucking constitution.

[Anonymous No.10701057]

>>10694629
>Buy counterfeit shithole country currency
>exchange for real shithole currency in shithole with no secret service
>exchange real shithole currency for USD

Why are you not already doing this /biz/

[Anonymous No.10701372]

>>10701057
Yeah why aren’t we doing this someone ruin it for me

[Anonymous No.10701414]

>>10701057
Because in a real shithole you’ll end up having your bollocks crushed and hot pokers shoved in your bum in the police station

[Anonymous No.10701418]

>>10700292
thats not what the word literal means

[Anonymous No.10701471]

>>10700441
>I guess Japanese prison is pretty terrible
How bad can it be without niggers and spics?

[Anonymous No.10701511]

>>10694629
My dad runs a retail business and people try to use fake notes EVERY DAY.
Don't worry about being caught, it's normal practice to just tell the costumer to fuck off get out of my sight.

[Anonymous No.10701534]

>>10701471
bunch of gooks looking to fuck you isn't much better either but the bright side is no aids

[Anonymous No.10701547]

>>10694713
Sounds like a decent way to get OP killed

[Anonymous No.10701607]

>>10700307
The feds must enjoy wasting their time then, because right now the biggest source of counterfeit money is coming from spic shitholes like Peru. VICE just did a documentary recently on it, there's millions of fake dollars being produced there nonstop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RoZrtBijRY

[Anonymous No.10701609]

>>10694629
Use it at clubs and bars on Friday nights when it's busy to get real money. Use the bigger notes to buy a drink or two and move on to the next one

[Anonymous No.10701642]

>>10701609
How do people know its fake if it passes all tests you can literally just go buy whatever u want anywhere if a cashier can tell its fake then its not a good fake obviously

[Anonymous No.10701779]

>>10697125
not sure what he's asking but I have a similar question
what's stopping people from stealing a vending machine and reverse engineering the information you need out of it, like what it looks for when you insert a dollar.

[Anonymous No.10701938]

>>10697111
he seemed like a real nice guy, damn
fucking cops

[Anonymous No.10701966]

honestly you are a brainlet for considering this, but the more transactions you do the more likely you get caught. Buy a few big (but untraceable) items and be done

[Anonymous No.10702500]

>>10697111
are americans really this naive and incapable of distinguishing reality from television

[Anonymous No.10702558]

>>10694782
For you

[Anonymous No.10702606]

>>10694629
This is an incredibly serious crime.

[Anonymous No.10702631]

hahahaha
whatever you do stick to a routine and DONT go to a different place or switch places every time, the counterfeit becomes a signature and its much easier for the feds to pin it to you. Being a new face in an area every time a counterfeit pops up is an immediate red flag.

[Anonymous No.10702632]

Hardly anyone actually responded to my OP with much useful info so I'll tell you what I found out myself:

- Cashiers are legally required to retain any fake notes they receive. So you'll lose them and may get caught.
- Yes, you can play dumb. Just don't keep any extra counterfeits on your person or in your house. Keep them elsewhere.
- The music festival suggestion is the best idea. I loved the story about driving through Spain (>>10697868).

Wish me luck anons

[Anonymous No.10702640]

how is this thread still going?

How is this thread not a honeypot?

[Anonymous No.10702645]

>>10694629

dress like an aryan (not in trackies etc) and spend it in paki shops

>>10694629
>hitting all the McDonald’s while the staff are busy

yes

[Anonymous No.10702666]

>>10701471
strict as shit and yakuza everywhere that will kill you if looked sideways at
friend ended up in jap prison for 3 months while on holiday for stealing something. it wasnt a good holiday.

[Anonymous No.10702672]

>>10697384

>>10697069
>The only counterfeits that could ever pass machines were the North Korean supernotes

>>10697275
>north korea means that china must have the same machines somewhere, there's no way NK developed that tech on their own


its a modern day operation bernhard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bernhard

also i suspect its why the UK rolled out new design polymer notes recently out of the blue.

[Anonymous No.10702686]

>>10699353

>fiat currency

>real money

[Anonymous No.10702703]

>>10702632
I got some recently from I'm assuming the same seller and the first time I tried to use one I was called out. They wrote fake on it and then just gave it back to me.

[Anonymous No.10702732]

>>10694917
It's the Bogdabug

[Anonymous No.10702749]

>>10697287
You can't edit a dollar note in Photoshop too

[Anonymous No.10702756]

>>10701414
Some people pay good money for that

[Anonymous No.10702766]

the real money in counterfeit money is selling it

[Anonymous No.10702817]

>>10702749
Not only dollar, all gov bills / banknotes with the Eurion Constelation can not be edited on photoshops and if you already have it edited, your printer won't accept printing it.

This is why it's so hard to counterfeit our shitty BRL currency

[Anonymous No.10702846]

>>10702632

you WILL get caught - you're not even smart enough to come up with ways to spend the money yourself and you think you won't go full autismo and nobody will notice?

don't do crime if you have to ask other people how that crime works....

[Anonymous No.10703017]

>>10702846
A blonde, smiling white girl would be able to get away with it.

[Anonymous No.10703053]

Similar sort of situation. Can buy loaded debit cards and withdraw from atms.

[Anonymous No.10703320]

>>10702632
Shut the fuck up 132 replies, of which 75~ were good ways to rid yourself of money, avoid detection / prison.
Do you realize how many threads in this shit hole die with less than 10 responses.

[Anonymous No.10703422]

>>10696154
FUCKING KEK!
This solves the immigrant beggar problem.

[Anonymous No.10703877]

>>10694992
Holy fucking kek either this is masterfully crafted bait or you are the dumbest wagie to ever walk the planet

[Anonymous No.10704074]

>>10703320
Calm yourself
Majority of replies are just “you’ll go to jail”. Not what happens when you get caught by a cashier.
In America it’s a much more serious crime than in the U.K., too. So I guess most of biz is Americans and that’s why they have such a hard line attitude to it.

[Anonymous No.10704241]

>>10695523
Bank would have found them and told us numb nuts

[Anonymous No.10704392]

Funny how whenever crypto is down these threads on shoplifting / scamming / counterfeiting suddenly reappear

[Anonymous No.10704437]

>>10704392
Brown people gotta make a living somehow

[Anonymous No.10704459]

Speaking of counterfeits, there's a new movie coming out on September 2018 by Chow Yun Fat about a counterfeiting gang creating supernotes. Looks really interesting since they actually went out of their way to buy real printing presses and making engraving plates to make it real, check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-MSPDYhtuM

>>10702749
>>10702817
older versions can edit it easily, and it's easy to bypass the printer blocks if you're not retarded

[Anonymous No.10704574]

>>10704459
What’s the movie called?? I wanna torrent it and is it in eng subtitles?

[Anonymous No.10704928]

>>10701607
exactly, thus the psyop. did you listen to what i said?