/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.10690882]

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Previous thread: >>10689661

[Anonymous No.10690926]

>ever betting on anyone but the USA
Also, when will oil PAUMP? I bought calls at 90 percent off yesterday and I'm waiting for them to go back to 40 dollars instead of 7.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10690929]

>>10690882
too early

[Anonymous No.10690938]

delete this

sage

[Anonymous No.10690946]

RELUCTANT KNEEPAD GIRL IS A LIAR

A FUCKING LIAR DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10690950]

How can I invest in olive oil futures?

[Anonymous No.10690967]

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[Anonymous No.10691083]

>>10690950
DRYS

[Anonymous No.10691175]

>>10690950

Italian ETFs?

[Anonymous No.10691196]

>>10690946
>>10690946
When does CEI moon then ?

[Anonymous No.10691294]

>>10690926

soon

[Anonymous No.10691409]

I bought BABA just now with 15% of my portfolio. Did I goof?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10691431]

>>10691409
nope china's about to fucking collapse into totally anarchy. you done fucked up taking the wrong side of the trade war.

[Anonymous No.10691449]

>>10690882
When will happen the next recession?

[Anonymous No.10691536]

>>10691521

5/10

needs more memes

[Anonymous No.10691652]

>>10691431
Not sure how you came to that conclusion.

[Anonymous No.10691729]

KROGER MOONING

[Anonymous No.10691927]

>>10691729
>tfw bought high and sold low

[Anonymous No.10691975]

>>10691431
I see the US collapsing first more then China. The US fertility rate keeps falling and feminism is out of control in the US. single mothers and women are voting themselves all of the wealth in the US.

[Anonymous No.10692025]

Dang should’ve bought it this morning

[Anonymous No.10692027]

>>10691729

fuck lads

[Anonymous No.10692097]

get in KR quick if you havent yet bros

[Anonymous No.10692165]

AMD reversing

[Anonymous No.10692199]

buump where is everyone slow af today bros

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10692221]

This thread is for discussing how purchasing db today is like buying the dow industrial for 1920's proies.

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10692291]

finna buy AMD Oct 19 puts @ 10 for .02

screencap this post

[Anonymous No.10692318]

>>10692291

GOOD LUCK

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10692373]

>>10692318
>filename

[Anonymous No.10692406]

>>10692373
stay mad

[Anonymous No.10692407]

>>10692221

do you mean 1893 because germany cant let db fail?

[Short Strangle Officer !!qGrFRE61CmQ No.10692426]

>>10692406

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.10692728]

>>10692407
db is going to cure cancer before q3 earnings

[Anonymous No.10692869]

>>10691975
wow this is one of the most retarded posts I've ever seen on this thread
please post your portfolio and 1 year returns so I can laugh

[Anonymous No.10692922]

What should I buy tomorrow /biz/?

[Anonymous No.10692937]

>>10692922
MDLY

[Anonymous No.10693028]

Should I synthetic long JD?

[Anonymous No.10693105]

>>10692922
Kroger

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693144]

>>10692097
Me no buying 4chan calls every again
Ever if they are from magic call froggie

[Anonymous No.10693170]

>>10692922
TSLA
Anything below $420 is free money
Thank me later

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693217]

>>10693170
TSLA never breaking 380

[Anonymous No.10693321]

where is big bag fag when you need him

[Anonymous No.10693350]

when will Jim Cramer pump MY stocks ;~;

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10693358]

>>10693144
Dubs confirm this is good advice

[Anonymous No.10693361]

>he fell for the bear meme

[Anonymous No.10693370]

>>10692426
you want a way better gamble m8?
buy 14 strike SLV puts for end of august
deltas are 2:1 the premium

and metals are FUCKED >>10692994

save yourself the grey hairs

[Anonymous No.10693371]

Pump it
Green day

[Anonymous No.10693375]

>>10693144
hey, just one more 4chang has to be right evetually ;)

[really nice guy No.10693385]

Help me out, am I doing this right?

>>10693208

[Anonymous No.10693392]

>>10690950
Greek ETF ?

[Anonymous No.10693396]

>>10693385
are you trying to hold entirely meme stocks

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693401]

First for SPY PUMP TO 284.7 ALREADY REEEEE

[Anonymous No.10693409]

>>10693385
Not enough T.

[Anonymous No.10693418]

>>10693385
I like the Newell

[Anonymous No.10693429]

>>10693409
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.10693431]

>>10693401
No, short is the way child.

[Anonymous No.10693438]

>>10693401
wait 15 minutes

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10693444]

>>10693401
I think you'll change your mind by tonight and be a bear again

[Anonymous No.10693448]

>>10693409
>confirmed low T

[Anonymous No.10693458]

>>10693429
People should be loading at these levels.

[Holdmoar No.10693481]

>>10693370
Did one for the lols as it's cheap as fuck. We will see how this turns out.

[Anonymous No.10693487]

>>10693444
280 here we come.

[Anonymous No.10693493]

who /yeast beast / here

[Anonymous No.10693500]

>>10693481
well we either get BTFO, or SLV continues the way its heading
i liked the odds and the payout though

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10693526]

>>10693481
Ancient wisdom dictates you load up on silver puts on August 31st!

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693528]

>>10693444
Kek yes name change bias alot, was bill this morning but still shorted, am still bull but starting to fade bear

>>10693431
Me already shorted today >_>

>>10693438
You better be bilderbuger hedge @_@

[Holdmoar No.10693530]

>>10693500
Eh my china put for Friday is the one I'm going to regret I have a feeling. Math wise I should be fine but things don't seem right.

[Anonymous No.10693543]

>>10693481
silvers daily chart today is the epitome of a deadcat bounce

>>10693530
i stayed out of that one
i know chinese govt will pump it just to save face

[Anonymous No.10693554]

>>10693543
I got a SLV put, I haven't gambled in a couple weeks and this one seems fun!

[Holdmoar No.10693574]

>>10693543
That's basically my fear. But at the price and profit I felt like it was a fair risk. If it was any other country I wouldn't even wuestion it. But china is nothing but fraud.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10693583]

SOUR HOUR STARTS NOW

[Anonymous No.10693594]

FUCKING SKG POST YOUR FEET RIGHT NAO!

[Anonymous No.10693606]

>>10693594
she had her feet and legs removed

[Anonymous No.10693616]

>>10693554
should be
i cant help myself when i see greeks that are THAT outta whack
the IV is way too low considering
people think its gonna bounce and have been buying calls all day so i looked at the opposition

[Anonymous No.10693643]

>>10693606
Cute!

[Anonymous No.10693655]

>>10693643
soon

[Anonymous No.10693661]

all gold and silver miner etfs look LIMP

[Anonymous No.10693676]

>>10690882
pumped almost all my money into micron

[Anonymous No.10693704]

>>10693606
Bif ig true

Also DOnald please tweet and pump GE the last great american company

[Anonymous No.10693707]

>>10693655
I like that picture
fuckin' saved

>>10693676
my nigga

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693715]

GLOB DAMNIT WHY DID ME GREEDU NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10693594
How do me make sexy feet pic? What am good foot pose ×.×?

[Anonymous No.10693734]

>>10693661
cuz metals a ded m8
took muh gold puts wins and put em in SLV puts for the better greeks

[Anonymous No.10693777]

>>10690946
Him? It's a psy-op AI. It doesn't understand gender.

[Anonymous No.10693780]

>>10693715
Yay!

[Anonymous No.10693785]

>>10693734
I'm looking at much charts and this seems solid. Kind of makes me sad for the physical silver I got as gifts from my dad's prepper friends that I keep in my closet.

[Anonymous No.10693786]

>>10693715
Are we making a Tarantino movie now?

[Anonymous No.10693806]

Guess the gap fill is postponed for tommrow

[Anonymous No.10693813]

>>10693785
yeah the move below 14 is well within 1 sigma, and we got like 2 and a half weeks. theta is half a penny and like i said, retail is LONG rn
meanwhile large specs are SOOOO close to being net short

[Anonymous No.10693814]

>>10693715
dont

[Anonymous No.10693815]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .18% after saying fuck it and cutting my losses on RUN. Swapped it out for some Kroger this morning!

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10693817]

[Holdmoar No.10693834]

>>10693815
Up 1% but down 2$ on my yinn put, which I take as a bad sign.

[Anonymous No.10693837]

>>10693815
JUST'ed hard by tsla calls/puts
i don't know why i'm still holding these

[Anonymous No.10693839]

>>10693815
Up like 1.2% after scalping AMRS a couple of times.
Euro smallcap ETF and DEGN dragging me down again.

[Anonymous No.10693849]

>>10693815
+0.16%

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693863]

>>10693814
>>10693786
Me getting peddy soon #^_^# maybe will show off feet

[Anonymous No.10693864]

>>10693815
DRUS is the thing dragging me down, but i have literally no fear
bought more on the short attack at close

[Anonymous No.10693878]

>>10693863
but you dont have any feet

[Anonymous No.10693882]

>>10693863
Please show your feet. I need it.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10693890]

>>10693863
No, be virtuous don't be a fucking foot whore!

[Anonymous No.10693902]

>>10693890
Shut up comfy! This is bigger than you, this is bigger than all of us.

[Anonymous No.10693909]

>>10693890
Kys you hypocritical degenerate.

[Anonymous No.10693910]

>>10693815
Made profit off AMD.
Once again, the SELL AMD works.

[Anonymous No.10693914]

>>10693890
Not everyone treats women as terribly as you comfer
>>10693882
>>10693902
Seconding this HARD

[Anonymous No.10693920]

SILVERRRR PUUUTTTTTTSSSSSS

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10693930]

>>10693878
Me have doll feet

>>10693882
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SEXY FOOT POSE AM

[Anonymous No.10693944]

>>10693890
You litterally posted you own feet, slut comfer

[Anonymous No.10693945]

>>10693930
anything in strappy open toed high heels

[Anonymous No.10693952]

>>10693945
Gay.
Go all natural or not at all.

[Anonymous No.10693955]

>>10693920
well see
silver is a very unpredictable metal, and by all rights we may have just shorted the bottom
i just dont think this is anywhere NEAR the bottom

my original thesis was that silver should be shorted from spring all the way until at least fall
so far, so good

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10693971]

>>10693815
5.6% today. Sold my Planet Fart call for a profit! Recouped all my losses from yesterday and more!

[Anonymous No.10693976]

>>10693882
*Tee hee*
Here am go boys, enjoy

[Anonymous No.10693977]

>>10693930

[LornBjornsen No.10693981]

ok u fuckers can we talk about NVDA earnings not this man's feet

[Anonymous No.10693993]

>>10693815
down 7% due to tlt dipping, everything else was basically flat, or even more green

[Anonymous No.10694001]

>>10693981
Fuck off.
Market's closed.
We kino now.

[Anonymous No.10694006]

>>10693981
NVDA earnings come and go, not exciting at all

[Anonymous No.10694010]

>>10693930
expose your long jagged toenails

[Anonymous No.10694011]

>>10693993
i chickened out on buying calls again today, but the 60min candles looks like a bullflag to me desu
i also think that bonds will get a boost if EMs keep getting smashed (which they will)

[Anonymous No.10694023]

>>10690882
I got 2k shares in HMNY should I have 20K?

[LornBjornsen No.10694034]

>>10694023
oh look its trying to communicate

[Anonymous No.10694036]

>>10694023
>this is your brain on RobinHood

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10694042]

>WMT ER two days from now
Hehe I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.10694054]

>>10694011
I'm bullish USA because anything else would be communism.

And my calls worked out during yesterday's bump so I might as well keep them.

[Anonymous No.10694065]

>>10694023
i have no fucking clue wat ur talking about, but dont worry, you will have literally nothing once this is all over

[Anonymous No.10694102]

>>10693976
Let down, YET AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.10694105]

>>10694023
yes yes, bagho-I mean buy more goyim

[Anonymous No.10694137]

nothing happened

[Anonymous No.10694158]

>>10694054
lookng at my positions, i guess im unironically short communism
>short south africa
>short metals
>long grains

[Anonymous No.10694167]

We're all gonna make it lads.
Except baggy, he's gonna die of gay plague aids in two years tops.

[Anonymous No.10694176]

>>10694167
F

[Anonymous No.10694186]

>>10694176
S

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10694187]

>>10694167
F

[Anonymous No.10694197]

>>10694167
F

[Anonymous No.10694212]

>>10694186
&P?

[Anonymous No.10694223]

>>10694212
3400 EOY

[Anonymous No.10694225]

>>10694065
>>10694036
>>10694034
>$100 risk vs the $100k of potential gains
>I don't know what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.10694249]

>>10694225
Hell yeah dude go for it

[Anonymous No.10694283]

>>10694225
FARNSWORTH'D

[Anonymous No.10694292]

>>10694249
What's your outlook on RUN?

[Anonymous No.10694298]

>>10694225
lol
yea you get em tiger

[Anonymous No.10694337]

>had dinner
>come back
>sinking further into the red
>still no rkg feet

shit day sux.

[Anonymous No.10694348]

>>10694337
t. nikkei pro?
or are you the australian mining shiller from earlier today?

[Anonymous No.10694413]

Did some analysis.
MU will recover by Friday, my calls are secure.
Have a nice evening!

[Anonymous No.10694420]

>>10694348
Nvm asia isn't open yet.
What degenerate ER gamble are you holding, fellow footfag?

[Anonymous No.10694458]

>>10694420
No, I'm holding a ton of boomer tier shit stocks like GE and F. I'm doomed.

[Anonymous No.10694467]

>>10694458
Did you fall for the value/dividend meme?

[Anonymous No.10694471]

>>10694292
Short term bad, long term maybe good?

[Anonymous No.10694479]

is the Lira BACK ?

im shorting it right now, when do i close this shit

[Anonymous No.10694490]

>>10694467
ye, should have gambled everything on options like a mad degenerate.

[Anonymous No.10694511]

>>10694490
You should buy JCP before ER to diversify your dying boomer brand portfolio.

[Anonymous No.10694517]

>>10694413
It can go a bit lower
48 maybe
but I don't really see it coming anywhere close to 60 unless there is some good news for china

[Anonymous No.10694526]

>>10694458
GE and F are prolly doomed, but what else do ya got?

>>10694479
i wouldnt say "back" but they got good news today and their markets and currency bounced hard
so long as youre not on HUGE lev, you should be ok i think. im looking for a re-entry desu

[Anonymous No.10694549]

>Sold COKE at the bottom
>it mooned 25%

[Holdmoar No.10694552]

Legit sold my GE to cut losses and gbled it on options to you know double down.

[Anonymous No.10694604]

>>10692165
>AMD reversing
nah

[Anonymous No.10694612]

Binary options on forex just to have some fun playing around. Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.10694613]

Do i still have any EKSO bros?
it mooned 8% today

[Anonymous No.10694615]

I'm so goddamn tired of being poor. Im 27 and homeless and finishing up my associates haha

I have honestly no clue how to get out of my situation.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10694641]

>>10694337
;_; me haven't had peddy fir like year , deff wont post fest w/o them being fixed up
Me feel bad for you tho

Here pic of jagged yet surprisingly shiny big toe

[Anonymous No.10694655]

>>10694526
Intel and BAC are my remaining main holdings. Both are kinda shaky but still green from my initial position at least.

>>10694511
Another shit stock for the shitfolio

[Anonymous No.10694662]

>>10694641

[Anonymous No.10694663]

>>10694613
Bought 25 shares because of you. Now what.

[Anonymous No.10694671]

>when you make more money scalping meme stocks over your lunch break than you get paid for the day's ""work""
We truly live in a society. How do I short the legacy socioeconomical framework?

[Holdmoar No.10694679]

>>10694615
27, associates. Found your problem. I was already wasting money on my masters by then. Go take a welding class. Pass the basic bitch test where you have to prove you can do highschool level math. Then go become an pipeline welder. You will make far more money and have a valuable skill. Unlike your AA in Gender Studies.

[Anonymous No.10694685]

Who here /shortTSLA/?

[Anonymous No.10694707]

>>10694671
>>when you make more money scalping meme stocks over your lunch break than you get paid for the day's ""work""
>We truly live in a society. How do I short the legacy socioeconomical framework?
literally me

[Anonymous No.10694709]

>>10694655
Intel is going to get hit with CPU vulnerability news all year. Better bail out while you can.

[Anonymous No.10694715]

>>10694641
Saved. Will do in depth research later.

[Anonymous No.10694721]

>>10694663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJf2IT2Zh8

[Anonymous No.10694725]

>>10694641
well shit rkg feels bad for me, now I know I've hit rock bottom and it can only go up from here.

Good start on toe, now post rest of feet no1 cares about your pedicure.

[Anonymous No.10694735]

>>10694671
short corporate bonds i guess

>>10694685
i have bankruptcy puts, given the all or nothing nature of whats happening rn
kinda wish i WAS naked short though desu

[Anonymous No.10694737]

>>10694641
I don't care.
Post your hairy hobbit feet ASAP.

[Anonymous No.10694742]

>>10694685
I'm long Tesla

lost $900 today

gritting my teeth as these options fuck me right in the ass

[Anonymous No.10694752]

>all these orbiters

[Anonymous No.10694753]

>>10694641
saved

[Anonymous No.10694757]

>>10694709
>writes w main hand
know its a repost, but fake and gay
the spooks always write timestamps w their offhands

>>10694752
this

[Anonymous No.10694771]

>>10694641

[Anonymous No.10694774]

>>10694757
>the spooks always write timestamps w their offhands
Wrong, with their mouths or with their feet

[Anonymous No.10694788]

>>10694526
im short TRY on 20x since 4.75, just not sure when to close

[Anonymous No.10694789]

Is big bag fag is having an episode again?

[Anonymous No.10694793]

>>10694679
I literally am retarded though. I can't drive or swim or do anything. Definietly not becoming a welder or a plumber or anything like that. Maybe something on IT but I'm retarded at that also. I failed my CompTIA 901. I'm so fucking lost. I already have a year finished in my AA so I might as well finish it up.

[Anonymous No.10694795]

>>10694774
>he can't write backwards and forwards with both his left and right hands
They sure can, why can't you?

[Anonymous No.10694802]

>>10694725
Here you go buddy. Enjoy that fap.

[Anonymous No.10694836]

>>10694788
idk m8
FX isnt really my cuppa, i just noticed turkey was fucked last week

if youre asking if i think theres the potential for it to crash again, id say yes. but idk how that plays into you getting LIQ'd or not

>>10694774
standard op procedure is to clench the pencil tightly w the anus and write backwards, but its not always possible

[Anonymous No.10694853]

>>10694836
you know nothing
real operators have their anus sewn shut upon induction to the service

[Anonymous No.10694858]

>>10694742
Retard

[Anonymous No.10694872]

>>10694793
just go for regular jobs man

[Anonymous No.10694877]

>>10694853
i think youre thinking of NTOC desu senpai
they do it now because snowden shoved a datastick up his boicunt and fucked off to singapore

[Anonymous No.10694880]

>>10694742
You’re supposed to short it.

[Holdmoar No.10694892]

>>10694793
Oh it's you again. Buddy, you are highly overestimating welders and I'm not talking about the under water welders though they make the biggeat bucks. The welders I know are highschool dropoit stoners. One of them keeps setting his hair on fire. He bought a brand new mustang shortly after he started working and then Paul walkered the fuck out of it because he thought he was going to and I quote "toykeo draft the beotch" this guy makes more money than me and I hate society for it.

[Anonymous No.10694913]

>>10694742
lol

>>10694892
seconding this
welders make good money regardless
its a shitty job to stat tho. they ALWAYS put you on C-shift

[Anonymous No.10694920]

>>10694793
>I failed my CompTIA 901.
Sounds like prime bydlocoder material. We pajeet tier now.
t. dropout pro

[Anonymous No.10694928]

>>10694892
I got stoned a few times and I literally can't even put my clothes on. I become literally retarded. Im dyspraxic. I honestly don't know what I'm going to do. Maybe make a YouTube channel and dp let's plays withoit showing my face idk.

[Anonymous No.10694950]

Does anyone else feel like this Tesla shit is literally unbelievable? I don’t like Musk, always thought his cult of personality was aggravating and seeing the cracks was admittedly highly enjoyable, but I didn’t expect this level of meltdown. Sources close to his advisors say that his own excuse for all of this was that he got excitable. Then he tells retail investors he wants to carry them all into the land of private Tesla. It’s like he understood nothing, the whole Azealia Banks things at least rings true in the sense that it seems believable he was on some kind of drugs. At least amphetamines. Maybe he was micro dosing LSD and got so glowy and optimistic that he impulsively sent out these tweets.

It’s just wild shit. I figured at worst his company would just sputter when cash flow fell short, the stock would tank and they’d get bought.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10694982]

NEW PODCAST SURPRISE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGK6bk2IHK4

>>10694950
You literally summed up the entire video I made. plz write my content for me, you are better

[Holdmoar No.10694990]

>>10694950
Nb4 at the very last second Musk pulls his own ass out of the fire and everyone is left wondering if the entire thing was planned from the start or if Elon musk is just lucky.

[Anonymous No.10695006]

>>10694795
>>10694836
>>10694853
>>10694877

[Anonymous No.10695028]

>>10694613

What’s your PT on Kroger

[Anonymous No.10695047]

>>10694982
Nice! And now we wait for Big5 to show up and talk about how it sounds like you're gargling cum when you talk. I will be disappointed if he doesn't make an appearance.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695062]

>>10695047
I stuttered in the last 30 seconds and I was like
NO HE WILL CALL ME A CUM GARGLING FAGGOT WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Anonymous No.10695066]

>>10694982

kys attention whore

[Anonymous No.10695080]

>>10694982
>a new shitcast every day
The madman

[Anonymous No.10695132]

short ADT tomorrow
good luck

[Anonymous No.10695146]

>>10694928
ive smoked pot every goddamned day of my life since i was 15, and ive managed to teach myself a shitton about finance/economics in the past few years, to the point where im making accurate macro calls
thats no fucking excuse
you sound like you have a lot of excuses on why you cant succeed. work on those. or dwell on them. idc

>>10694950
>Does anyone else feel like this Tesla shit is literally unbelievable?
dunno what side youre on, but i see this as a long time coming. weve been saying ITT since that yield blowout/credit downgrade that TSLA will burn up in the most spectacular way imaginable and that his whole cult will end up trying to sue him while hes in prison
>it seems believable he was on some kind of drugs.
i mean most of those silicon valley degenerates (and this is coming from a self-proclaimed pot smoker) are on uppers ALWAYS, at least. and youre probably right about the LSD given the fact that was also a silvalley trend. clearly its not so hard to run a company when everythings all hunky dory, but now that rates are tightening, it turns out you cant trip balls and successfully run a major corporation. wholdve thought, eh?

>I figured at worst his company would just sputter when cash flow fell short, the stock would tank and they’d get bought.
sounds like you wouldve made a much better CEO then

btw are you the bloombergopinionbro?
you type just like that guy

[Anonymous No.10695159]

[Anonymous No.10695164]

>>10694982
make sure you mention this
>>10694641

proly the biggest thing to happen today

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695193]

>>10695164
What the fuck
that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.10695200]

>>10694950
Azealia Banks said she was alone in Musk's house waiting for Grimes to show up, then changed her story to be that she was there with them and that he was on acid trying to get a threesome while tweeting about the buyout

So yeah I don't believe it. There's some media manipulation shit going on and most of the news around this whole thing doesn't pass the smell test.

[Anonymous No.10695202]

>>10695047
>>10695062
And he will ask you to show your portfolio, how much you know about share structures and how you have been trading wrong since forever

Also Goomfy, here is your hi-res logo

[Anonymous No.10695208]

>>10695146
I honestly just wish that I could fucking die

[Anonymous No.10695220]

HMNY kek! I assume the movie is "The Meg", anyone know if they had an offer on it or something?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695231]

>>10695202
Thanks my dude!! He's not wrong about me being bad at trading, but he doesn't have to mention it >:(

[Anonymous No.10695236]

>>10695208
lol

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695252]

>>10695208
Have you considered working in a library sorting books?

[Anonymous No.10695253]

Also, kek @ ALT

[Anonymous No.10695258]

>>10695231
I honestly think you shouldn't trade but invest for longer term instead

[Anonymous No.10695278]

>>10695208
well thats fucking easy m8
drink bleach
or you could try and fix ur fucking shit
ones harder than the other

my life was recently turned upside down and i was teetering on the edge of losing my house and my lease and pretty much everything i own, so you know what i did? i fixed it. no blogpost on /smg/ needed.

coming here for sympathy or honest advice on how to fix our life is misguided. try reddit for that, but dont complain if they cant help either because theyre all retarded faggots too.

work on your shit. small steps. make a fucking list then do it. this only takes a little effort, over a long time. or you could keep posting here daily about how you wanna die. im sure thatll help

[Anonymous No.10695279]

TNK back under 1
time to /trade the range/

[Anonymous No.10695283]

>>10695208
Don't we all?

[Anonymous No.10695289]

>>10694641

S T O P

[Anonymous No.10695331]

where to see after-hours trading data for free?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695333]

>>10695258
Yeah you're right. After this walmart gamble I'm going to work by way up to $1000 in high div undervalued PEG stocks before I start gambling again.

[Anonymous No.10695343]

>>10695331
Define 'data'.
I don't think there's a free L2 place.

[Anonymous No.10695346]

Thoughts on Baba?

[Anonymous No.10695358]

>>10693815
Up 0.46% today, so not much happening

[Anonymous No.10695364]

>>10695278
Just let me pity myself for a minute. I'm a beta bitch i wish I transitioned. I'm physically tough but emotionally i can't take it...
>>10695252
I can't for different reasons I'm not getting into here.

>>10695236
Whys that funny?

>>10695283
*hugs*

[Anonymous No.10695376]

>>10695253
where's that faggot that posted about ALT, I wanna laugh

[Anonymous No.10695378]

>>10695208
Get it together dude. You should list your problems and start considering how to approach them. You need an actionable plan that you can look at and follow despite whatever doubts you might have. Think of every day, every week, every month, every year as the restart to the rogue-like of your life. Do not get caught up in the continuity of failures that have already occurred, don’t get caught up in the feeling that you’ve lost time. You need to simultaneously be reactive and consistent. You can’t let your head or emotions get in the way of your plan, but the plan has to be amendable on rational grounds. That is up to your ability to neutrally assess where you are going wrong and how to fix it. To do that you need to be able to confront your problems and try to come up with new plans to solve them, and then follow the plan. Have faith in your ability to change your circumstances and start proving it to yourself. That’s all you can do. If you really want to go into IT start studying for the CompTIA again and retake it. Go get a job with Geek Squad or some low level tech support and build practical experience.

[Anonymous No.10695384]

>>10690882
Are stocks with monthly dividends where it’s at?

[Anonymous No.10695393]

>>10695346
It is nearly a systemic company in Chinkland (with Baidu and Tencent)
Meaning :
- Jack Ma will probably be consumed by his hubris and not giving a fuck about shareholders' return
- the company and he are at the total mercy of the commie overlords

What I don't like is how prolific they have been with "strategic investments" in other chink scam companies with no cash flows and lots of debts.

[Anonymous No.10695405]

>>10695343
I just wanna buy my stuff before it moons at open

[Anonymous No.10695411]

>>10695384
Value investing has been provably, measurably garbage this decade.

[Anonymous No.10695422]

>>10695378
Yeah I guess at the end of the day I should man up but my problems are legitimately unfixeable. I can't even say them here

[Anonymous No.10695435]

>>10695384
only if you're a high roller
gambling in options is more profitable
the best part? it's legal to gamble in options

[Anonymous No.10695440]

>>10695411
But Goyim...

[Anonymous No.10695446]

>>10695411
dividend != value investing

[Anonymous No.10695455]

>>10695384
yeah, if you have a few hundred thousand to throw at it

[Anonymous No.10695457]

lol
well this confirms my idea that futures trading was the end of BTC forever
dont show the cryptokiddies this, theyll prolly start crying

>>10695364
>Just let me pity myself for a minute
no
you wanted advice, and i gave it to you. thats more than you deserved. if you want to wallow, theres /r9k/ for that. we dont need any of that shit here.
>I'm a beta bitch i wish I transitioned.
christ, and you think that wouldve HELPED?
go talk to a tarp irl and see how "easy" their life is after doing that shit.
>emotionally i can't take it...
no one can. this world a shit and we all know it. no one asked to come of age/awareness in this post-postmodernist fucking hell that we got handed. you got two choices. fucking deal w it, or end it. and youre obviously too much of a bitch to do the latter, so you theres really only one way this goes

[Anonymous No.10695468]

>>10695422
Are you parapalegic? A convicted pedophile? It’s an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.10695471]

>>10695435
I was more thinking about steady income. If you threw 5-7k on a stock that’s around 40 bucks that paid 5 bucks for each share monthly you’d have around 6-800 a month in divis

[Anonymous No.10695483]

>>10695471
>5 bucks for each share monthly

[Anonymous No.10695484]

>>10695405
MarketWatch has real time price quote and volume but that's it. Not sure about tastytrade.

[Anonymous No.10695491]

>>10695471
lmao good luck finding that stock

[Anonymous No.10695497]

>>10695471
The problem with that is that stocks aren't exactly something stable.

[Anonymous No.10695501]

>>10695471
wew lad you gotta start over on your understanding of how divs work

[Anonymous No.10695502]

>>10695471
>12% a month

[Anonymous No.10695506]

>>10695483
He's being optimistic, don't tell him it's 5 cents per share.

[Anonymous No.10695507]

>>10695457
Based advice. Also get fucked crypto

[Anonymous No.10695526]

>>10695491

[Anonymous No.10695529]

>>10695457
futures market are laughably small part of bitcoin volume, 2-3% at max. no impact or positive impact, if anything should increase liquidity and reduce the volatility quite the opposite of the "future bear market" claim. institutuons would like to have an etf, they dont like crypto exchanges as most are unreliable

[Anonymous No.10695537]

>>10695526
Nobody tell him.

[Anonymous No.10695542]

>>10695526
My fucking sides! Someone screencap that shit.

[Anonymous No.10695546]

I have more cash than I need and figure I should buy some stocks.

Should I find one particular industry to channel all my autism into and try to understand, or should I build a portfolio around whatever looks low this month at payday?

[Anonymous No.10695548]

>>10695526
That is NOT what div/yield means!

[Anonymous No.10695554]

>>10695526

[Anonymous No.10695555]

>>10695526
wow, I'm impressed
go for it m8

[Anonymous No.10695558]

>>10695526
Oh lad, I....

[Anonymous No.10695560]

>>10695507
>crypto crashes: fuck crypto
>crypto moons: I'm a genius!

Buying the bottom is awesome.

[Anonymous No.10695569]

>>10695546
how about you channel all your autism into answering your own question

[Anonymous No.10695571]

>>10695542
Please don’t. Just correct me I’m trying to figure this all out

[Anonymous No.10695581]

people simply rushed in to scam coins (most alts) in hope of big returns as they did think btc had not much upward potential and average sums of average retailers are so small people were looking astronomical and unrealistic returns. now the altcoin founders are simply cashing out

[Anonymous No.10695583]

>>10695571
There is a reason a large chunk of us laugh in the face of dividend fags. You would need practically a million dollars invested to bring home $800 a month.

[Anonymous No.10695590]

>>10695546
>Should I find one particular industry to channel all my autism into and try to understand,
What do you really, really, really like? Find the companies involved.
Then short them.
Short them to bottom.
To the ground.
Until there's nothing.
Not even your heart.
Not even
your soul

[Anonymous No.10695601]

>>10695571
>plz don’t
My sides tho

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695604]

>>10695542
Capped it all and am assembling
10/10 lolz

[Anonymous No.10695616]

>>10695546
the former

[Anonymous No.10695637]

>>10695526
5.24% per annum =/= 5bucks per share a month m8
like i said, fucking start over w your education in finance

>>10695529
while i agree that most of the reason its going down is because of the fact it was fucking 20k at the beginning of the year, whatever futures did to that market, it wasnt
>increase liquidity and reduce the volatility
additionally, idk if you remember that one conspiracy thread about moon cycles on /biz/ a while back, but there is clearly some correlation between futures expiry and the price of BTC.

im certain that your underestimating the importance its had on it.
but to be sure, were in agreement about how most of the down move has been because of the unreasonable price it was traded at in jan, and the completely decimated market sentiment it now has

>>10695560
this isnt the bottom
we havent even started to see serious exchange liquidity problems yet

[Anonymous No.10695643]

>>10695604
Fug

[Anonymous No.10695683]

>>10693676
Id let it drop to around 38-42 then buy. They're working on DDR5 RAM right now and when that releases their stock will skyrocket

[Anonymous No.10695699]

>>10695583
What the fuck is the point of dividends then? That would take the rest of your life just to break even on your investment

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10695708]

>>10695601
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.10695710]

>>10695440
5 years, 60%? I made 300% in the past month.

[Anonymous No.10695716]

>>10695560
one of my buy signals for crypto right now is minor exchanges shutting down due to lack of liquidity.
what i think will happen is, now that banks like goldman have been buying up exchanges, that theyre gonna pull the ol "saudi oil crash" trick. what theyre gonna do is manipulate BTC to the point where all crypto holders are killing themselves/panicselling. then, as more and more people pile on w the market sells, liquidity will dry up on these small unofficial exchanges.

this will cause two things. namely:
>it will destroy sentiment in the minor exchanges and drive the weakest out of business
and
>it will drive the people who DONT kill themselves towards the bank owned ones

only after these banks consolidate their power are they going to let it moon. till then, theyre gonna keep accumulating it and eating the whales

[Anonymous No.10695732]

>>10695699
>What the fuck is the point of dividends then?
I personally think they are mostly trash. Boomers are attracted to them like flies to shit because of "muh steady gains" I don't fuck with them, most of us don't fuck with them. Even on the high end you are looking at .50/share. Dividends are basically safe ways for people who are already rich to make more money.

[Anonymous No.10695738]

>>10692869
T. Roastie

[Anonymous No.10695753]

>>10695699
It works well enough when you have the money.
>>10695708
kek

[Anonymous No.10695763]

>>10695708
Circling the mistake is the equivalent of explaining a punchline

[Anonymous No.10695768]

>>10695708

[Anonymous No.10695781]

>>10695732
compounding divs is a good game to play w your retirement fund, but its not gonna make you rich in the nearterm (and it also means you cant live off your divs as income). additionally you have to make sure that the stocks you pick are good for it, and that they will continue to steadily increase over the years, otherwise its useless

[Anonymous No.10695788]

>>10692869
trump lower taxes but never did cut spending you idiot. social security is too popular and your career is over if you try to reform it. also you have single mothers on welfare and women voting for free shit like birth control. The US is going to collapse like it or not.

[Anonymous No.10695793]

>>10695708
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10695808]

>>10695710
Pls tell us how

[Anonymous No.10695811]

>>10690882
DIVIDENS ARE ALL ABOUT HOLDING AND YIELD ON COST NOT A STOCK THAT PAYS A LOT AND NEVER INCREASES.

OVER 20 YEARS MOST BLUE CHIPS PAY UPWARDS OF 15% OF YOUR PURCHASE PRICE YEARLY.

FUCK ALL YOU RETARDS.

[Anonymous No.10695812]

>>10695590
I can think of a few industries interesting enough to do that with. I'm just unsure how much of an edge I get for the time spent, time I could spend doing consulting and make more money up-front.

On the other hand unlike consulting hours, it doesn't scale linearly. Putting in more hours now can mean faster growth and therefore more money in the future than doing more of my day job. And it may well be less mentally taxing, getting to focus on something else in the week-ends.

>>10695616
That's what my instinct says, but I don't want to end up putting in a lot of hours and barely doing better than the guys who just look at the squiggly line and take a gamble.

[Anonymous No.10695814]

>>10695788
why do i get the feeling youre holding physical gold and/or silver?

[Anonymous No.10695815]

>>10695788
Be that as it may, if the US collapses, everyone is collapsing. Which at that point who the fuck cares, save your bottle caps and build a fort.

[Anonymous No.10695838]

>>10695811
So you’re saying I-I might make it?

[Anonymous No.10695852]

>>10695811
im on ur side m8 chill
see >>10695781
it depends entirely on the companies youre buying, loading up on sketchy REITs is "good" for income, but not for compounding divs. as easy as divs are, you can still definitely fuck it up if youre a retard (which that guy fucking definitely is)

[Anonymous No.10695860]

>>10695812
I really, really, really like AMD.
So my best advice is SELL AMD.
Everyday.
If that makes even the remotest amount of sense, then you understand.

[Anonymous No.10695869]

>>10695838
certainly not w your haphazard understanding of finance
read fucking books nibba

[Anonymous No.10695887]

>>10695860
Kek, also SELL T definitely SELL T

[Anonymous No.10695902]

>>10695869
Is there a Stock Market for Dummies out there?

[Holdmoar No.10695906]

>>10695852
Yeah only buy REITs that have a track record and some special features.

>>10695860
AMD ATM HYPE

[Anonymous No.10695911]

>>10695887
>SELL T
>that AH panhandle graph shape
is somebody memeing around

[Anonymous No.10695931]

>>10695902
theres a bunch of shit in the OP
then theres this
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

just fucking read anything m8
you dont know what youre doing

[Anonymous No.10695937]

>>10695902
go read investopedia or learn from example, preferably bad examples so you know what not to do

[Anonymous No.10695940]

>>10695902
this is the only thing you need
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

[Anonymous No.10695946]

>>10695902
Read the fucking OP and lurk more holy shit

[Anonymous No.10695969]

>>10695946
Can you imagine how sweet it would be to find a stock that paid $5 monthly dividends? Nobody would fucking work kek.

[Anonymous No.10696004]

>>10694982
when guest interviews?

meet me in the cornfield, bring me a pizza

[Anonymous No.10696007]

>>10695946
I’ve been lurking this board off and on for a couple of months now. It’s mostly just about crypto though but will do thanks faggot for the advice

[Anonymous No.10696021]

>>10695931
>>10695937
>>10695940
Thanks anons

[Anonymous No.10696037]

There are times I'm grateful nobody can grab their mommy's credit card and go to town on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.10696051]

>>10696007
>lurking this board
disregard the entire board outside of this bread if u wanna make it senpai

[Anonymous No.10696055]

>>10695590
>>10695860
Also I'm not following this short business.

I guess in regular trading you're trying to figure out when a company is about to do really well despite doing poorly at the moment, whereas with shorting you're trying to figure out when a company is about to do poorly despite doing well at the moment. Is the latter supposed to be easier than the former with this supposed company that I like so much?

[Anonymous No.10696060]

>>10695969
I was gonna take out a loan for it

[Anonymous No.10696115]

>>10696051
Will do. I’m convinced Bitcoin will one day die a painful death

[Anonymous No.10696129]

>>10696060
No self respecting Jew bank would ever give you a loan to play stocks. You shouldn't be too down on yourself for your fuck up here though. Much much worse has been said. It was just funny because had you done even the most basic of research you would have caught yourself ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.10696133]

tfw already planning what sectors of people end up 5 miles under the earth for eternity once it awakens

[Anonymous No.10696136]

I'm just hoping for a supervolcano.

[Anonymous No.10696142]

>hmny
Lol, I unironically have a 100k order set for $0.0012.

[Anonymous No.10696151]

>>10696055
>being this dense
just go read investopedia
ye olde stock market isn't like the crypto market, so don't assume it's all the same
similar, sure, but the same, no

>>10696060
>going into debt to get inside the market
my worst advice to you is going to your bank and asking what's the minimum deposit for you to start investing and if they offer accounts that are tax free

[Anonymous No.10696162]

>>10696142
When will you sell?

[Anonymous No.10696165]

>>10696133
>>10696142
Screw up your posting order there spook?

[Anonymous No.10696181]

>>10696142
Whoops, didn't mean you

[Anonymous No.10696182]

Are options just inherently better for part-time gambling?

[Anonymous No.10696195]

>>10696162
$0.12

[Anonymous No.10696205]

>>10696182
Yes, it's pretty much just trading on extreme leverage. Perfect for degenerate gamblers, and perfect for the boomers who write them.

[Anonymous No.10696219]

what would you guys do with WMT during upcoming earnings? Their last 3 have been 1 moon, 1 tank, 1 nothing

[Anonymous No.10696236]

>>10696182
options are just varying leveraged ways to play the market. Do you want 500x leverage on a stock but only for a short time period and only if it moves?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10696275]

>>10696271
>>10696271
>>10696271
bread

[Anonymous No.10696410]

>>10696151
>just go read investopedia

I did, it said roughly the same thing that I just said, but also described its use as a hedge tool, which also seems like more of an exceptional thing rather than a trading strategy. And I don't see why me liking (or disliking) any particular company has to do with shorting its stock always being the best course of action. Surely a better reason to like a company is that it's on the path to growth, rather than being in a death spiral to bankruptcy.

>ye olde stock market isn't like the crypto market, so don't assume it's all the same
>similar, sure, but the same, no

I've never owned crypto, so I have no idea what that means. Can you please explain what you mean instead of speaking in riddles?

[Anonymous No.10696770]

>>10696133
what did he mean by this