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Fucking discordfags edition

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Previous thread: >>10672367

>> No.10676754
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first for 2800 SPY tomorrow

>> No.10676761
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first for real thread

>> No.10676766

Based

>> No.10676775

>>10676668
Case in point that guy who lost 4 million dollars shorting the volpocalypse, well after rhg had gotten out of short vix positions, or that guy who lost a half million buying the top of IQ. I for one bought puts when I saw his post and made 200 percent inversing reddit. lol

>> No.10676783

>>10676761
second for real bread

>> No.10676787

>>10676740

First for weed stocks and EM pain

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>>10676754

>> No.10676802

First for buying Ford at the cheapest it will ever be again.

>> No.10676803

have my life savings in nvidia and micron

I give no fucks I know I'm right

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Shit I wonder where Elon gets his acid from.

Dude must have a fucking legit connection.

First for Tesla blotters.

>> No.10676816

Regarding WSB, even the worst fucking trader/investor here is better than WSB. Because the name is accurate, they just gamble on options without doing any actual work. The only reason you should go there is to laugh at people's pain and find out what not to do.

>> No.10676819

Here's the actual thread, this one's a duplicate


>>10676641

>>10676641

>>10676641

>>10676641

>> No.10676827

>>10676802
I bought today, expecting a dank rise to 11

>> No.10676829

>>10676812
if you unironically believe that instagram thot I have a bridge to sell you

>> No.10676850

Ok so basically, if you like making disgusting amounts of money ima be needing ya in BOXL tomorrow because there’s a whole lot of magic screens being sold and it’s a low float stock down like 66% from its ATH and I hope you brought a bathtub so you can be swimming in the cash.

>> No.10676878

>>10676819
Nope. This thread is correct thread.

>> No.10676881

>>10676819
Fuck off, discord fag

>> No.10676910

so what's up with elon's shit company? both my calls and puts got destroyed today

>> No.10676912
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10676912

you forgot to put your "official" /smg/ hedgefund in the op

>> No.10676915

Why can't you jiggers just not blow up the thread with your birthright

Going back to discordshitter thread because it was first

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>>10676850
>educational products
If I want to buy products for schools I stick with the stock that knows what America needs, I stick with Newell.

>> No.10676949

>>10676912
Pretty sure everyone decided that sort am thing were bull poopy

>> No.10676965

>>10676920
Glue stick is worst glue. Elmer's white is the patrician child safe choice.

>> No.10676975

>>10676912
For the record, I was never the one who put it in the OP, I was the one who requested the one who requested it to be removed!

The OP is a sacred thing and should not involve personal projects

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>>10676965
Both made by the same company
>>10676912
It was a fun lark comfer was having. What is your motive for shilling your discord? It's bizarre

>> No.10677002

>>10676850
Just bought some after hours, fuck it, worth the gamble.

>> No.10677006

so I liquidated my stocks and took profit, I own nothing for the first time since May.

Where do I go from here, now that I've dipped my toes into the market and know what the day-to-day kinda looks like?
I don't want to just blindly throw my money into random stocks and I want to be able to profit on a month to 3 month scale.
I just don't know how to pick stocks

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>>10676975
>The OP is a sacred thing and should not involve personal projects

wuzzthat?

>> No.10677013

>>10676999
I'm not that anon but the discord was created for the benefit of all.

>> No.10677024

>>10677008
damn what a total hypocrite lol

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>>10677006
Make sure you set aside money for taxes

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>>10676920
hopefully it doesnt take many months to recover
19.50 should be the bottom

>> No.10677049
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10677049

Pretty obvious that the tripfags are mad about the discord because it was probably random anon that made i
Not their gay little cabal

>> No.10677051

>>10677008
KEK holy balls imagine being so butthurt you went through the effort to make that image.
Yeah I was never the one who put it in there, and I fully apologize for it being there. I have repented of my sins, and will continue to stand against the modification of the OP
Are you happy now? Because I agree that it was wrong it was there in the first place.
(also plz subssribe)

>> No.10677055

>>10676999
I think he knows it's the same company, he's just saying glue sticks suck in general.

>> No.10677059

>>10677013
You're either samefagging or its you and a friend. Either way its annoying. You're Alf2N2hU and z8UaV/X1 in this thread and the thread creator and apu poster in the other.

>> No.10677066

>>10677034
I know I said "take proft", but I'm still in the red altogether.
How fucked am I gonna get it with taxes? I assumed it was based off of overall yearly gains

>> No.10677069

>>10677006
Wait and look for advantageous entries. Research. Whatever you do, do not rush back in to the market because being in cash makes you nervous. Wait for bloodbaths on decent companies for bullshit reasons, buy then.

Also weed pharma. GW Pharma is the biggest but there are many. You want companies with funding that are in late stage clinical trials (phase 3 or further).

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>>10677051
real DD my boy
something that you will never understand
also, it took me maybe a minute to make it.

>> No.10677079

>>10677049
since when has smg ever approved of discords...

>> No.10677083

>>10677008
kek I didn't know Comfy put it in the header, Comfy you autist, you knew better than that.

>> No.10677086

>>10677059
I actually don't know who the other anon, bless him, is, but what's actually annoying is this fag's

>>10677008
>>10677008
>>10677008

hypocrisy when you really think about it. And then the nervous backpedaling after the fact. Lol. Just lol.

>> No.10677085

>>10677070
So we agree that the modification of the OP is wrong, correct?
My project never should have been there, totally agree. And neither should the discord, yes?

>> No.10677091

>>10677066
Not an accountant but if you lost money overall during the tax year you can write it off as a loss. Also its generally better to keep your money in stocks for one year as the taxes on it go down significantly after that

>> No.10677098

>>10677066
Gains are taxed, losses are written off. Do the math on this before reinvesting.

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>>10677083
REEEEE I NEVER PUT IT THERE IT WASN'T ME

>> No.10677112

>>10676910
the Saudis are gonna buy it.

and then probably murder it in order to keep oil demand high, but I don't really give a fuck about that as long as my calls make some money

>> No.10677123

no, i agree in the fact that tripfags are attention whoring faggots who try to make this thread about themselves

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>>10677112
>tfw Elon gets pooped on like an instagram whore to take his company private because he's so angry at short sellers

>> No.10677146

>>10677123
Yes!! We are overdue for another boomer vs tripfag thread derailment. I'll go make some popcorn.

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>>10677146
Im filming

>> No.10677169

>>10677146
It's been about a month hasn't it? It's time!

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>>10677146
I didn't ask for this war!!! Discord shills out in full force.
I'm sorry, I will stop derailing the thread and giving them (you)s.

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10677185

gonna make a collage of all the dumbshit the tripfags say

>> No.10677191

>>10676740
We need a “tweeting on acid methhead Elon” edition next.

>> No.10677214
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10677214

I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait

>> No.10677231

Speaking of tripfags, where has big5 been? Did he finally end it all?

>> No.10677236

>>10677231
no
he changes his name

is is now short strangler and the plane faggot.

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>> No.10677283

>>10677134
gotta do what you gotta do to secure dat funding brah

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how to short the gf market

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now that usd is strenghtening the chaos starts to unfold all over the planet. you can taste the pain in the air already, coming years the going will get maniac in many places especially emerging markets. violence will surge and governments will thrown out of power. bank will not lend anymore in europe for retailers pretty much at all

>> No.10677337

>>10677291
invest in video games.

>> No.10677338

A Tesla spokesperson said Banks’ claims were “complete nonsense.” Update 5:30 p.m.: Our sister site Gizmodo heard from the man himself, and Musk said he “has never even met [Banks] or communicated with her in any way.”


>This is real life that a CEO of a major public company must deny tweeting on acid because a black rapper was at his house while he was away and got pissed

>> No.10677340

>>10677304
Good, money in emergeing markets is a waste of money.

>> No.10677352 [DELETED] 

Obligatory discord post to offset "1/6th of the total posts in the thread" Comfy


BaHRkh

BaHRkh

BaHRkh

>> No.10677357

>>10677338
I could care less what his excuse is hes just a con artist.

>> No.10677358

>>10677338
wtf was she doing there in the first place? Did someone just let a C-list instagram thot/"rapper" into his from door?

>> No.10677368

>>10677352
I'd probably check it out if I was drunk but nobody is ever going to visit that discord channel.

>> No.10677373

>>10677358
Is she friends with his emo gf? Maybe they had a girls night

>> No.10677385

>>10677338
hahahaha

Gawker and fucking Azalea Banks are telling you to short Tesla. This is the new bear thesis? Hahahahahahahaha holy shit I should put the other half of my account into Tesla calls.

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>>10677340
there were banks and hedge funds that looked simply charts and europe and emerging markets were trailing dow jones they pulled out of dow and moved to those markets

>> No.10677394

>>10677368
already 36 people and was created 2 days ago

>> No.10677404

>>10677358
what is the actual point of being a billionaire if you aren't fucking multiple chicks at the same time

and as we all know, the crazy ones are best in bed, so. all checks out

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LETS GET A GREEN DAY

>> No.10677447
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10677447

why are we getting D&Cd?
rmyt

>> No.10677459

>>10677394
That's too many people, that means it's flooded with redditors. Hard pass.
>>10677404
Elon is literally just toying with people for his own amusement. He has enough money to live many lifetimes comfortably. He just likes fucking with normies because he is a barely functioning autist.

>> No.10677461

>>10677358
colab with grimes

>> No.10677475

>>10677459
No redditors as of yet

>> No.10677478

>>10677459
This, Elon is fucking with wall street as much as is humanly possible. I think personality wise that's all he cares about at this point. Is flipping off wall street and kicking their skulls in then going private.

>> No.10677506

>>10677447
Whoever's been watching this thread has hired Indian discord spammers to gauge our response

>> No.10677522

>>10677475
Well if they're not from reddit, and they sure as hell aren't from /smg/, that means it's a bunch of crypto fags or you're lying.
>>10677478
When you get to ultra rich status things get boring. You either start raping and killing children, fucking with other rich people, or run for office. They are not mutually exclusive.

>> No.10677532

>>10677522
They're mostly from here

>> No.10677565

>>10677522
>running for office while fucking and killing rich peoples children
or
>killing rich children that are running for office
Which is more plausible?

>> No.10677566
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>>10677532
nobody from here is joining your gay discord
Kill yourself
This is your last (you) for eternity

>> No.10677571

>>10677291
Buy condos if your area is cheap and rent them out? Single men don't buy houses unless they can comfortably afford it.

>> No.10677589

how often do you all get personalized coupons for supermarkets in the mail?

>> No.10677592

>>10677478
i really dont get his hate of wallstreet. after all they are the reason his shitco went from 20/sh to 350/sh despite not being able to turn even the slightest of profit. if anything he should be sucking their dicks for making him worth so much

>> No.10677594

>>10677506
so why the discord then?
is it because of how easy it is to package and sell that data?
obviously 4chan data gets sold as well, but w discord its much easier, that could be one reason.
or they could be doing it to inverse everyones trades since its now known we have some bigger lurkers.
interesting how this cropped up after it became realized that we get more attention than we originally thought

>> No.10677603
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10677603

Dogs, square up
Buy CAT MCD BA GS and Honeywell

>> No.10677606

>>10677565
My guess is the first one, I mean have you seen Joe Biden?

>> No.10677621

>>10677352
Dude. You post your link once without comment and maybe I click. You behave like a spiteful child and I add you and your link to my filter list.

>> No.10677625

>>10677592
He loves glory. Over the past 5 months or so the shorts have been kicking his shit in and pushing him in. He took it very personal obviously. All the FUD and negativity drove him to extremes I think.

He wants to focus on long-term not quarter to quarter shit to get shorts off his back.

>> No.10677632

So how fucked are Tesla employees going to be from all of this?

>> No.10677641

>>10677385
Okay I'm bullish on Tesla for this week.

>> No.10677646

>>10677621
>behave like a spiteful child

based and redpilled

>> No.10677654

>>10677632
they will be annexed by the saudis and will be forced to live under sharia law

>> No.10677660

>>10676740

>green day
/biz/ acts like /b/
>red day
/biz/ acts like /pol

>> No.10677667

I think elon desperately wants to do big shit. Aka build the european gigafactory and china gigafactory. Having to downscale, cost cut, and reach profitability is going to drive him nuts when he is thinking all big picture and bold. It just doesn't jive with his mentality.

Imagine going from space x blank check world to tesla shorts harping on you.

>> No.10677669

>>10677660
I see no problem with this.

>> No.10677679
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>>10677594
I dunno, I was half-joking but at the same time...
I know that discord works with spooky tech companies to share data on "white supremacist" and "alt-right" chat sessions. Could just be some mexican/indian kid trying to rope people in to give him stocks to buy. Regardless, I ain't touching no discord.

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>>10677660
>any day
you act like a lil bitch

>> No.10677690

>>10677660
red day = red army

>> No.10677697

>>10677589
Bout once a month. The thing that gets me is this isn't teenagers doing the flyer delivery (for non-addressed ones). My own mailman has to carry this shit around and stuff it in my box. The mail is in bed with big coupon flyer.

>> No.10677707

>>10677632
engineers will be fine, manufacturing workers will be fucked, same as literally everywhere in current year

>> No.10677721

>>10677660
Really red day we get in to /r9k/ territory.

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10677734

>YY going down on """weak""" guidance
>No one cares about the massive earnings/revenue beat

>> No.10677735

>>10677592
He's probably comparing the amount of bullshit he has to deal with at Tesla to the amount of bullshit with SpaceX and concluding that the SpaceX method is better

>> No.10677757

>>10677687

y u mad tho

>> No.10677763

>>10677697
nah not a flyer, personalized coupons with free stuff based on your purchase/website surfing history with them.

>> No.10677772

>>10677734
Pretty much why I gave up options earnings gambles. I made a ton of money doing so earlier in the year but now ERs are just to chaotic.

>> No.10677781

>>10677735
>>10677735
Yep not to mention the bears actively sabotage tesla with FUD. Tesla should be focused on 2+ years from now and is instead having to prove profitability out of 1 factory while slowing growth. Just because the bears have been hammering the stock so hard.

>> No.10677799

>>10676802
that's what they said at 10

>> No.10677803

>>10677679
>I dunno, I was half-joking but at the same time...
its no joke
were absolutely being targeted
im sure theres data here, or something that could be profitable to someone. especially in an easy to package format like discord

then a couple (or one autist w proxy) of guys are trying to stir the pot about tripfags, which under normal circumstances is never a huge majority problem. then theres the spam weve been getting. idk, this is similar to the kind of action youd see in a /pol/ thread in terms of consensus cracking, and D&C tactics desu

the other thing i noticed is how hes been spamming several different links as well. id have to go back and link em, but i distinctly remember several different ones until the most recent "bark" one showed up. somethings up

>> No.10677804

>>10677763
Oh. I've never received anything like that. I don't use grocery store loyalty programs so they don't have my information.

>> No.10677823

>>10677799
Nah, it's dipped below 10 a couple of times for a very short period, but 10 is usually when you buy because it jumps between 10-12 every couple of months. Ford isn't going anywhere anytime soon, the stock will recover. You can either buy now, or wait until everyone made gains and regret it later.

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>>10677772
It turning around but yeah I'm the same. I'm going into the red because I didn't expect EXEL to jump 12%, then lose it all (and more) the next day. If this gets to 90 I'll be just breaking even.
I think I'll just stick to lots of stock, and writing options from now on.

>> No.10677856

>>10677803
Yeah there's been like six different links. I wouldn't trust a single one and there's no way to have 32 legit users with that inconsistency. Fact is there are big players and smart players here and all this info is free. If you could control the narrative and filter the noise you might have something worthwhile.

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10677857

I like you guys!!!!

>> No.10677864

Buy HEAR during dip

>> No.10677871

>>10677857
you need to make the threads sooner so that incidents dont happen
we counting on you

>> No.10677874

>>10677803
makes me nervous desu. Does it seem like there are more posters than usual with just 1 or 2 posts in the last few threads? Could just be a cryptokiddie exodus since BTC is falling. I don't need this shit right now, I'm having booze withdrawals and I'm paranoid enough.

>> No.10677894

>>10677874
have a drink you'll be fine

>> No.10677914

>>10677874
Why would you be nervous? The Idea some think tank looking at /smg/ for anything useful is laughable. The only thing they will learn here is how to lose money.

>> No.10677946

>>10677856
i dont think a single one has joined
so whats the angle then?
just to sow SOW discord rather than to get us to join it?

but then why would something like that happen?
what would be the point?

>>10677874
oh were definitely getting shilled/spammed a lot more than usual. in fact id almost say were getting slid, i just cant imagine why

>>10677914
the timing of it is too weird imo
right after we got that obvious /biz/raeli bloomberg article too

>> No.10677970

>>10677946
Its probably because something to do of reluctant kneepad girl

>> No.10677989

>>10677970
how do you mean?
you mean the waifufaggotry?
shit IS pretty cringe, but i cant imagine THAT would be why people would be spamming us super hard

>> No.10678018

>>10677989
sometimes it's offsite trolls, aka somethingawful or some other site try to control and troll communities here occasionally.

>> No.10678022

>>10677970
>>10677989
Holy hell can you imagine. George Soros and key players at the IMF and Bilderberg group have become infatuated with a terminally ill "girl" who does some surprisingly decent TA on a Laotian bowhunting BBS.

>> No.10678026

>>10677989
reluctant kneepad is a psyop

>> No.10678030

>>10677874
I've been lurking because this is the only thread on /biz/ that isn't about cryptocurrencies.

I preferred it when the board was spammed with things like "invest in lithium now!"

>> No.10678060

>>10677946
Some think tank is like hey isn't that 4chan site the one that did X, yeah that time they found that kid, yeah. Hey let's use that tool that sells us info for a fraction of other tools, it's hip with the youth. Why aren't they using the discord, shill harder.

Not realizing that such a plan wouldn't work on most 4chan users.

>> No.10678067

>>10678022
>(((they))) are coming for RKG
Deploy the autistic waifu defence corp, they can't take our cripple

>> No.10678087

>>10678018
youre talking like /intl/?
heh, this is exactly what HAPPENED to those guys. they got D&Cd int a million little pieces. i havent seen hide nor hair of the herd. they got run out of every imageboard imaginable

>>10678022
why not, i guess lol

>>10678026
elaborate

>>10678060
im leaning towards this desu

>> No.10678091

>>10678060
why would you be retarded enough to try to get idiots to join a discord and start shitposting in there instead of just scraping 4chan, the original source of the shitposting

>> No.10678116

>>10677970
She is amazingly accurate and quick to change sentiment.

>> No.10678127

>>10678091
have you ever tried looking at server dumps of 4chan posts?
its a fucking mess
discord has it filterable by user, for ALL post history, logs all of it offsite, is super easy to manipulate in various ways for resale

thats why it gets shilled so hard for absolutely everything. chans are cumbersome, so they are trying to kill imageboards to put all us "anti-social" media folks on something more easy to track and chronicle

>> No.10678155

>>10678091
Mods for one you could control. User data bought from Discord. Things scrapped from Discord would be more valuable for the ability to put together with more info. Like if sunrun frog was actually a USB anaylist or just basic demographics. Hey look Anon 5078 is a Hispanic male in San Francisco he makes blank argument for X stock, let's see if X is hot with Hispanic males.

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>>10678127
That could be it huh? Maybe they also figure that if people are talking on discord it will generate more earnest discussion and reduce trolling? The amount of times people (myself included) sarcastically recommend terrible tickers has to obfuscate data.

>> No.10678166

>>10678087
how could I know? Im not the big boys

>> No.10678173

>>10676740

Use IRC instead of Discord, fags. Or Telegram if you want some fancy GUI.

>> No.10678203

>>10678173
>IRC
*siiiip* yeah, those were the days

>> No.10678233

>>10678156
that's the beauty of this place though.

>> No.10678253

>>10677008
Rekt

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>> No.10678301
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10678301

guys

I have a feeling

the crash

is fake and gay

>> No.10678334

>>10678173
ive been saying we need an irc desu
it would be handy in this kind of event so we dont have to talk in the open

>>10678156
>generate more earnest discussion and reduce trolling? The amount of times people (myself included) sarcastically recommend terrible tickers has to obfuscate data.
this is what makes this place perfect though (aside from the fun aspect). this built in white noise and purposefully shitty suggestions makes us extremely useless as a way to harvest data. it would have to be filtered manually, especially by an outsider, and that would require paying someone to lurk to learn the "code". of course we all can do it automatically since we post a lot and can spot each other, trip or not.

idk, ive seen this happen to a number of generals that got "too good" so to speak, where there was high quality (and/or "dangerous") discussion mixed w absolute jibberish. they DONT like that. AT ALL. i saw this happen w /sg/ way back, on 8 across lots of boards, on various /int/ boards and KC itself was shutdown in a similar way. and like i said before, this is EXACTLY what happened to the herd/goons too. fuck, ive even seen completely quiet ded chans where people have been talking about this same exact stuff. imageboards are disruptive and they have to be eliminated

>> No.10678349

>>10678281
i cannot fucking WAIT

>>10678301
no my fren
the crash is gold

>> No.10678394

>>10678281
nice TA

>>10678301
CHINA soon

>> No.10678449

>>10677654
Based.

>> No.10678482

>>10677632
ALL the way fucked desu senpai

>> No.10678703

anyone bullish on FB?

>> No.10678727

anyone else doing a synthetic short on DB?

>> No.10678731

>>10678703
nope
next question

>> No.10678791
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Who's gonna load up on HMNY now that RH users soon won't be able to buy it anymore?

>> No.10678976
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10678976

Best $100+ stocks to invest in right now?

>> No.10678987

>>10678703
Me sold @ 186, it no bounce back good
Me am bullish on TWTR though

TWTR defended many dumps, it SHOULD be over 40 soon

>> No.10679024

People who shill their discords outside of /SMG/ are recruiting poorfags to join in on their PnD scamcoin bullshit.

People shilling a non-cryptocurrency discord within /SMG/, however, is weird.

What is their purpose?

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>>10678731
You're teh profit right? Why are you so good at making me paranoid? It's not just with the discord nigger but also with market manipulation and other spooky things in general.

>> No.10679078

where did all the volume go? this market is too thin coupled with the amount of money in etfs right now im predicting the end of times soon

>> No.10679082

>>10678976
Illumina
A genome sequencing company

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-ILMN/technicals/

>> No.10679083

>>10679024
What get me most about discord shill am he NEVER contribute anything >_>
All he say "lol stupid plebs should have been in discord"

He deff has some sort of motive ! Someone who truly interest in trading would be unable for NOT give their input once and awhile

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>>10679082
>>10678976

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>>10679083

>> No.10679140

>>10679113
quick get in now during this parabolic move up!!!

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Is this the time to buy or is it terminal?

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I lost 40 cents today on hmny

Wheres a free bridge to jump off of

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Hmm everyone says Turkey is getting exterminated and the news agree. Trump seems to be laying it on hard and their dictator is a moron. Anyone long on Turkey? I mean (((they))) can't let a whole country go to shit, r-right? Disclaimer: I'm not putting any money near this mess

>> No.10679427

>>10679382
No, oblivious karen, no.

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Who here /JUST'dbeyondbelief/?

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>>10679463
Was up 30% 2 weeks ago, now down 10%

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>>10679495
>>10679463

Get some dividends in your life fags

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>>10679495
The only bright spot of the day is that I chickened out of gambling on VERI earnings. Thank god.

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>>10679024
innit?

>>10679042
im sorry lad
i wouldnt say anything if it wasnt for the fact that ive seen exactly this shit (consensus cracking/D&C/spamming) happen multiple different times on all types of sites when things start getting too cohesive and hard to infiltrate. we can all pick each other out (like you just did), we have inside jokes, we shout out nonsense for fun... that makes it almost like our own scrambled line of communication. our macro calls have been getting more on point, its become known we have several high net worth posters, and we, thanks to the anonymity and non-committal style of posting here, get visits from all kinds of big guys occasionally, from MM/algo guys, to apparently bloomberg writers. zerohedge has been literally quoting me recently and plenty of other weird stuffs, like CARV mooning AH the night we were all posting about how we obviously get lurked by big guys. youre spooked for the same reason im spooked. weve caught the attention of something/someone.

personally, the amount of "1 post by this ids" weve been getting, wishing us "luck" spooks the christ out of me ( >>10607614 ). they always happen before major pullbacks, and they ALWAYS are "1 posts" in a bread thats already autosaging. i think there are some big guys who see us rather fondly, but im also afraid there are others who want us shut the fuck down

as for the part about the FED causing volpocolypse? well, YOU tell me what pic related says about that? the FED and large banks are the large specs in this case. the crash happened on the change in FED chairs, and in one day, large specs had entirely flipped their billion dollar positions. they knew exactly what this would do

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>>10679553
Anyone know why the fuck AMRS tanked 35 cents after hours?

>> No.10679612

>>10679207
wow i cant believe that shits still standing. that was around where i had shorted it on Q1 ER

>>10679382
im going to watch for a big rally at some point and re-enter. it kind of ran away from me. i did not expect it to happen so quickly. not into buying puts when IVs jacked up like that desu

>>10679580
dunno lad
i managed to get my Q1 ER calls to B/E and havent looked back. i have no doubt that if melo gets his act together and doesnt issue shit tons more convertibles, itll be ok in the long run, but i didnt need the risk rn. its up quite a lot on the year. are you one of the guys that got r/s'd? i managed to dodge it, so ive been in and out of them since the bottom

>> No.10679654

>>10679553
I hope y'all traded safe today! I personally went all in on ford and took it in the ass today. See ya in the general tomorrow friend!

>> No.10679668

>>10679654
Going in LEAPS on ford tomorrow! It's bound to bounce back to $11 eh

>> No.10679677

>>10679654
Hey, its another dividend person. What are you yielding?

>> No.10679710

>>10679654
im starting to worry about my VIX shorts, but everything else moved how i was expecting

im iffy on the US autos rn desu, but i can see the yield, and i understand why. for a high debt corp, theyre actually financed really well imo. that div should continue to increase steadily.

cheers lad, see ya tomorrow

>> No.10679716

Reminder China is a scam and needs to be nuked

>> No.10679722

>>10679677
Well, currently 200 a year.

Id be doing more but i lost my mind and liquidated my portfolio to make it 99.6% ford.

>>10679668
Im hoping the up and down trend continues so that i can exit around 11-11.50...only time will tell though!

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>>10679722
What percentage though? 200/yr with what size portfolio?

And why the fuck would you do that? I don't think you're a true dividend dude yet broski.

>> No.10679753

>>10679677
He yielding his boy pucci :D

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>>10679745
Send help

>> No.10679771

if your buying ford here you might be autistic. Have you all ever heard of the Chicken tax?

>> No.10679791

>>10679753
Have you made any money since last time I came here? Like a week ago.

>>10679767
You don't have any fees or anything to trade right? Get some real dividends. Ford is shit. Check out UNIT NRZ MORL, things like that.

>> No.10679821

>>10679791
Yeah, im planning on trying to create a portfolio that gives me a diversified, but steady monthly income. Sadly i jumped the shark before i got that plan in motion, and now im stuck until i can at least break even on ford again.

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>>10679821
Don't compound mistakes. Admit your shit decision on F and get that money working for you. I pay my bills with dividends, I'm where you're trying to get to. Take some advice and eat the loss broski.

>> No.10679884

>>10679791
Like $15 !! Have almost dug self out of HMNY & BTC hole

Me swear this time never doing anything but SPY strat again @_@

>> No.10679903

>>10679884
Get some dividends in your life breezy

>> No.10679913

>>10679850
I know, but im already down like 2 grand for the year on earlier shit decisions. Ironically a week ago i had some pretty sic and safe gains doing some blue chips and some CEFs.

I think im mildly retarded...99.66% of my portfolio in one thing...

>> No.10679947

>>10679913
If you can recognize the problem, you should know the solution. I think I read that on a poster somewhere. Get your head in the game if you plan to be serious about dividend investing. If you want to be a gambler like most of /smg/ thats fine too, but pick a strategy and roll with it.

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>>10679821
Here ya go

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IDEA : can we make a Robintrack ETF? Take the top 10 stocks by volume each quarter and bundle them?

>> No.10679975

>>10679955
>>10679821
Lol this is the last portfolio I posted :-)

I'm gonna do an update probably towards the end of this month.

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>>10679903

>> No.10680030
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>>10679884
TELL ME ABOUT HMNY! WILL IT EVER BE OVER A DOLLAR AGAIN?!

>> No.10680041

>>10680019
Why would you be afraid of income?

>> No.10680084

>>10680030
The market cap should be over a dollar for about another week.

>> No.10680095

>>10679850
glad your back bud
i was saying i thought US autos a shit nao too

how are you preparing for turbulence ahead ? do you also include bonds or any other types of hedges in your port? or is it all just REITs and high yielding stocks where you dont care what happens to em?

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>>10680030
Instead of sat "goodbye" we should say "hmny"

>>10680041
Me daytrade & out preform dividends easily >_>

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>>10676740
Aurora or tilray?

>> No.10680173

>>10680125
Agreed. I don't think it's worth having purely a dividend portfolio when your net worth is < $500k. You just don't grow and make enough with paltry dividend yields. Daytrading seems to be the way to go if you've developed a working strategy.

>> No.10680187

>>10680095
I have a list of companies that I'd buy on a big enough dip, to catch 'em at a good yield. I would probably look to lower my cost basis with the stocks I already hold though too. It's a /comfy/ strategy, green = gains, red = higher yield haha

>>10680125
And how's that working out for you so far?

>> No.10680202

>>10680125
Tell me it's a red day tomorrow cripple waifu ;_;

>> No.10680204
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10680204

My coworker bought this meme stock at 350 last week because of Elon Musk's epic tweets and because electric cars are so cool. How long until they implode and I get to tell him I told you so?

>Market cap higher than Ford and GM, both of which are profitable with much higher revenue
>Tesla hasn't had a profitable year since they were founded
>GM's Chevy Bolt alone almost outsold Tesla's entire lineup combined
>Tesla's shitty self-driving technology is years behind Google, BMW and GM, who is scheduled to release a fully-autonomous car next year
>Nobody is going to loan Tesla the money to buy the stock back when they are already drowning in debt

>> No.10680234

>>10680204
I get the feeling that castle in the air will last a while longer

>> No.10680286

>>10676754
Eris is possibly the best possible girl for you to avatarfag as. This is great.

>> No.10680302
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To the anon that suggested that RKG is a psy-op, you have sent my brain into a spiral. As someone who has spent the better part of a year studying everything RKG, I think I have this narrowed down.

Scenario 1:
(((someone))) wanted to infiltrate /smg/ but couldn't figure out a good strategy as 4channers are extremely resistant to normie interference, so (((they))) had to up their game. 3 things that /smg/ users have in common,
>Severe case of autism
>Love of degeneracy
>Anime obsession
Now for scenario 1 I believe RKG is a robot like that twitter AI that ended up getting ruined by 4chan.
>Autism
>unaware of others' emotions or depression
Makes for easy bait on this board
>Degeneracy
RKG is trap, thus fitting into the degeneracy role
>anime obsession
She/he talks like a pre teen anime girl
4chan has been a hard place to infiltrate because of the autism, but they finally found a formula that works. Where they fucked up is they got too cocky and started posting discord links therefore triggering 4chans normie alarm.

Scenario 2:
Scenario 2 is much more simple. RKG is actually a market manipulator running an experiment. The experiment is, if you give a group of autists factual predictions for the stock market and shill it, will people listen to the advice? The experiment has proven no. The normies are easily manipulated by FUD, we are FUD proof. They have cracked the code by using RKG, and realize that the mantra of "do the opposite of biz" holds true. Therefore the neo-FUD will be to give extremely good advice to /smg/ and they will do the opposite creating a counter FUD. You almost had us whoever you are, but you fucked up with the discord posting.

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>>10676740
Nice job with the discord fag comfy :)

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>>10680125
>>10680030
RIP

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JESSE CHRIST CRYPTO IN FREE FALL ME LITTERALLY JUST GOT STOPPED OUT @ ME "CRYPTO AM FUDGED" LINE
GG CRYPTO

>>10680173
yes, me tested out bunch of divs and really one good trade with me ~$800 portfolio > 1 months of divs

>>10680187
good kek
so far 65% winning trades with expecting of .58% (on spy only trades)

>> No.10680398

>>10680187
thought you were the guy that always used to tell us to diversify our bonds? or are you just bearish on the bond market overall due to the FED tightening?

>>10680204
my theory (rather, some anons theory that i believe) is that the SEC is gonna wait until the absolute LAST second so that elon cannot even pretend that he had an 8k filed and ready to go, due to not having had the cash on hand yet. this would mean he commited fraud, and would also be on trial for securities manipulation in that shortseller class action that just popped up

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>>10680353
I always enjoy your confidence in yourself, especially for a "female" on 4chan. Best of luck with that :-)

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>>10680202
yep, breadish bias still, all volume am on down side

>>10680286
;_;
but she the goddess of DISCORD

>> No.10680438

>>10680398
I was just memeing diversify yo bonds nigga from chapelles show haha. Bonds are definitely for oldfags. Stocks are money you want to make, bonds are money you want to keep.

>> No.10680455

>>10680430
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself

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>>10680438
>>10680398

forgot pic related

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>>10680430
I wish I could take you for a ride in my pick-up truck, then strangle you with your own shoelaces, my love

>> No.10680488

Didn’t retarded kneepad girl say to buy Ford?

>> No.10680498

>>10680488
I know I did

>> No.10680533

>>10680412
stronk woman who dont need no mutual funds
>>10680438
thats why i was asking. didnt know if you kept any on hand in case of SHTF, or if you had any favorites. tell ya one that ive actually been trading a lot is CWB. its a convertibles ETF. around 5% yield (i know too lo for you), but since its corporate debt, it tracks the market. and it does so more rapidly than other corp debt.

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>>10680338
What effect is the Hudson Bay news is going to have on this POS? They bought 14 million shares of this garbage.

>> No.10680581

>>10680455
nice sperg out, lad

>> No.10680582

>>10680533
Nice, I'll have to scope that out. Always a bit of a dangerous play though to be fair. It may be good, but I bet there is better out there somewhere.

>> No.10680596

>>10680582
yea im bearish on most corporate debt rn
im convinced THATS where there is serious problems

>> No.10680604

>>10680581
its a copypasta

>> No.10680629 [DELETED] 

>>10680604
Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. YYour stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

>> No.10680639

>>10680604
i just wanted to give him his (you) desu
he seems to be frustrated and seeking validation of some sort

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>>10680302
what the heckies am this post O.O
will admit there are "robotic" parts of posts because me use neural net (literally, and unironically) to select words sometimes

but pls me am super poor nobody ;_;


if it seems like there is "someone" on /biz/ it am probably something like social scientist studying the phenomena of cryptocurrency bubble popping

>> No.10680656

>>10680596
Get in on them juicy credit default swaps haha, that's where the money came from in 2008.

>> No.10680683

>>10680653
That's funny, that is exactly the kind of thing an AI would say to protect it's identity. I'll give you a test. Are you a male or female?
>sweatinganimegirl.gif

>> No.10680694

>>10680302
Haha what? Dude the entire board is swarming with blatant shills and anons eat it up. It could not be easier why would anyone bother with all that shit.
>>10680653
>me use neural net
what the fuck

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>>10680683
>>10680694

>> No.10680720

>>10680694
Elon Musk is trolling an entire country's economy for keks. What makes you think some bored rich person wouldn't do something like that here?

>> No.10680750

i will suck RKG's dick just to see his portfolio

>> No.10680760

>>10680656
i thought that stuff is broken now due to dodd frank regulations? either way, its more EM corporate debt thats getting ready to choke rn. US junk bonds arent doing gr8, but theyre not gonna explode like most sovereign debt is about to

>>10680653
>because me use neural net (literally, and unironically) to select words sometimes
dope, so youre like stephen hawking?
desu i expected that, but figured id let the mystique continue for all your orbiters

>>10680720
its always a mystery who you run into on here desu. you never know, and you never will

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>>10680302

>> No.10680810

>>10680760
If serious, check out CEBO contracts. Plz don't be serious haha

>> No.10680839

>>10680750
It's nothing but SPY related calls and puts and some crypto. There, now suck my dick instead.

>> No.10680866

>>10680204
>drowning in debt meme

You know GM has ten times as much debt, right?

Anyway. The Saudis are gonna buy the company so they can murder it and kill electric cars for another generation. Get in now with 400/420 call spreads expiring in January

>> No.10680888

>>10680338

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 6$!

>> No.10680904

>>10680142
>Aurora or tilray?

Tilray but I'm skeptical of either right now. The recreational weed growers are pretty bearish this month.

If you want speculative weed stocks with moderate risk and potential for mooning, disregard the Canadian companies. You want US companies now. Canada's recreational sector might have one good solid pump left in it but that's it. Financials will take over from there and the lagging companies with underwhelming sales figures will get trashed.

My suggestion if you want a weed grower is to wait until Acreage Holdings finishes IPO and starts trading this fall. Buy day 1 of public trading, hold maybe a week or two or until it moons. Take profit and get the fuck out after that.

>> No.10680928

>>10680888
This meme will never get old.
I think the owner is just going to let the market cap fall to some value in the hundreds of dollars, in hopes that some poor moron from Reddit will perform his first corporate buy-out and take all that Jew's debts of his hands

>> No.10681012

>>10680904
I don't think that on a local level, the recreational market will do too well in states like oregon and Washington, mainly because in my experience, most people that smoke pot either already grow it or know someone who does, so the local demand for store bought weed is low, and the market is currently saturated.

>> No.10681014

>>10680904
After weed is legal, these are all just boring agricultural stocks. This shit is easier to grow than heirloom tomatoes

>> No.10681020

>>10680866
>You know GM has ten times as much debt, right?

And like 100x as much revenue and infinitely more profit. If Donald Trump takes out a million dollar loan, that doesn't make me richer than him.

Anyway, the Saudis don't need to murder Tesla since it will die on its own. Even if they do, the real car companies make way more electric cars than Tesla does. But you're investing based on tweets, not numbers so I don't think I can reason with you.

>> No.10681026

>>10680928
What's the market cap of HMNY at the moment, let's see

>> No.10681059

>>10680810
ya gotta hope im wrong
i do too desu

>> No.10681081

Hey kneepad, did you ever meet with that girl you matched with on tinder?

>> No.10681133

>>10681081
I want to know too

>> No.10681153

>>10681014

I agree. Trading the dude weed is all hype. Faster you recognize that and strategize accordingly, the more money you'll make.

>>10681012

Yes, like I said, the recommendation is about hype. The US has started down a road of inevitable federal legalization. It could be two years or ten, but it'll get there eventually. More importantly, other investors believe that to be the case as well. Which means speculative bubbles. Trade those and win.

>> No.10681171

>>10681026
It's no more than 200 grand.
Robinhood said 13 or 14 grand, but I don't think that's right.

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>bitcoin crashing so Robinneets goes down

>> No.10681252

>>10681180

Really? That's hilarious.

>> No.10681254

>>10681180
Why would that be the case? I'm not a crypto fag, and I use RH

>> No.10681304

If F gets down to $8 i think i'm going to start liquidating other positions just to start buying up to maybe 20K worth under $8.50.. does anyone have a take on this?

>> No.10681325

>>10681254
their website cant handle any strange increase in traffic

>> No.10681335

>>10681304
I'm pretty much all in on ford already. Bought in at 9.63. The dividend alone makes this stock a no brainer. Anyone not buying ford this week is allergic to making money.

>> No.10681347

>>10681304
reasonable bottom, Im buying some now and down to 8

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https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/18/08/b12196287/mouser-electronics-adds-leading-global-supplier-of-memory-solutions
This is bad for $MU

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>>10681366
>It's another MU investors get punched in the nutsack story
Pfft. What else is new?

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>>10681519
>eternally 52
is this worse than crashing?

>> No.10681592

>>10681335
Can they maintain it?
I mean TUR has a yield of like 9.5% right now lol

>> No.10681676

>>10679553
>start getting too cohesive and hard to infiltrate
Damn it sounds like we live in China. They cracked down hard on social media again last January or something because there were factions of inside jokes. The fear was that they would be too independent or too hive minded. lol yea it's like they are afraid of a reddit of china. To think a force will meddle and sabotage /smg/ slash IBs in general is scary for sure.

>pic related
lel they turned so quick, I went to bookmark the site but I guess I already have. Will check up on now though

>>10679970
This is an inverse ETF right?

>>10680302
Capped for autism

>> No.10681694

>>10681180

Wait. Holy crap. I've been out of crypto for a while now and haven't looked at the charts very closely other than checking the price. ETH's RSI hit 6 earlier today. Single digit RSI. That is a rare sighting. Usually it means... ha, well, on the stock market when a stock gets in to single digit RSI territory it is either going bankrupt or has had some horrible scandal hit the news.

>> No.10681696

>>10681592
Some anon mentioned earlier that Ford was the only auto company that didn't get a bailout. They are fucking survivors. To doubt Ford is to doubt America.

>> No.10681767

>>10681694
ETH is down 17% for the day.
I was just telling some anon the other day that a 1.5% change in BTC is NOT significant... 17% is significant

>> No.10681782

>>10681696
On twitter the other day I saw a post that said to short TSLA is to short humanity.

>> No.10681819

>>10681694
>>10681696
Im realyy thinking of going all in on F under 8.50 and BTC under 5,000 then let them both sit for a year

>> No.10681838

>>10681819
Ford will never sniff 8.50, the bitcoin thing is smart though.

>> No.10681872

>>10681838
>Ford will never sniff 8.50
if it does thats a little over 7% return in dividend.. if they keep dividend..

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>>10679767
>330 Shares
>99.66% Portfolio Diversity

damn, and I thought the 15 shares of $F I have are a bag...

>> No.10681902

>>10681872
If they don't keep the dividend, it's game over.

>> No.10682026

>>10681872
>>10681902
last quarter's *real* numbers after all the adjustments shows they actually ran a loss after their dividend payment. if that happens again i expect they cut the div. I'm thinking the steady move down implies the market thinks the same

>> No.10682071

>>10682026
thanks.. maybe i'll watch it for next earnings, either way after so many years it's back on my radar

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>>10682026
pic related

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>>10682073
also, the 600M fx adjustment is extremely troubling

>> No.10682208

>>10682026
There is always risk involved, but this is a turning point for them, for better of for worse. Personally I think a lot of people are going to miss out because of the FUD.

>> No.10682248

>>10682208
Whats FUD?

>> No.10682263

>>10682248
fear uncertainty doubt, I assume. Never looked it up myself

>> No.10682476

Futures are mildly green right now, let's see if any action happens over night in Turkey
Brazilian and South African currency is suffering from the Turkey fiasco too

>> No.10682528

>>10682476
Don't you have some whores to be smacking around? I'm sure the smell of pizza in your car didn't help the cause.

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ford is awful stock to own.

>> No.10682558

>>10682248
Spreading shit to get people to avoid something.

"PS4 is going to increase monthly cost for online play" over and over type stuff to get people afraid.

>> No.10682573

>>10682543
If you dont own at least 20 shares of Ford you arent American

>> No.10682594

tell me why i shouldn’t go all in on facebook right now

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>>10682543
I want to buy 100 shares of Ford and hold it for six months just to get a discount on a sweet Ford GT.

>> No.10682631

>>10682613
>Using cars
Lol, wake up sheeple

>> No.10682650

these cruise ship stocks give you fat discounts on Cruises!

>> No.10682681

>>10682631
>not using a Razor© scooter as your exclusive form of transportation

>> No.10682693

>>10682631
I want Toyota to give me an LFA if I buy and hold TM for 10 years. Just in time for my mid-life crisis.

>> No.10682694

>>10682681
The future is now, Comfy
https://lilium.com/

>> No.10682723

>>10682694
That's incredible! Things to buy when I'm wealthy and done establishing my royal house

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>>10682694
We have enough problems trying to establish rules and regulation for little toy drones. No way that's gonna...fly.

>> No.10682862

>>10682785
Damn it, Carlos!!

>> No.10682872

>>10682785
Carlos you fuckinh puny spic

>> No.10683095

>>10682263
Correct.
Fear Uncertainty Doubt

I think hedge funds may occasionally actually pay a news source to run a FUD piece

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>Green american futures
>green nikkei
>green world
>RED china

ooooo winning

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>>10677734
>the massive earnings/revenue beat

BILI is going to make me rich then if YY can do that with less users.

>> No.10683196

>>10683095
they dont even need to pay they just call up a "friend" at the wsj and tell them whatever bullshit they want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMuEis3byY4

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>>10683107
RKG said it would be red, s-so I believe her!!

>> No.10683270

>>10683241
RKG has a dick like a donkey and it's hard as a rock, and a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox.

>> No.10683275

>>10682631
cars free ur soul

>> No.10683305

>>10683270
Excellent rhyming my friend
However RKG is certainly a woman, but yeah she changes positions faster than HRC changes child sex slaves

>> No.10683324

I'm at a point now where I don't even care what I do with my life. I just want to chain up kneepad and feed her hard boiled eggs until she pukes.

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>>10683241
GREEN

>> No.10683395

>>10683392
>>10683392
>>10683392
>>10683392

>> No.10683406

>>10683395
FUCK I made one too, I'll delete mine

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>>10683406

>> No.10683450

>>10676740
The write off limit for taxes is 3k right? So it's basically always good to have at least 3k in the market right?

>> No.10683869

As a complete beginner with no knowledge of stocks, how do I start? I see OP listing options for less than 5 bucks, is that a good place to start? Serious wageslave here