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Anonymous Mon Aug 13 15:39:21 2018 No.10675298 [Reply] [Original]

*BOOM* *BOOM*
*CRASH*
"WOOF WOOF"

This is all it takes for a pitbull to break into your house and eat your hardware wallet and all of your backups as well as chewing your legs completely off.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 15:44:20 2018 No.10675378 File: 26 KB, 411x412, 1518990008957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675298 I don't live in a crappy house like you Americans. My walls are made of bricks not plywood. Pitbulls do not concern me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 15:47:34 2018 No.10675434 My key is in my freezer inside a old Tony's suppreme pizza box labeled DO NOT EAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 15:49:57 2018 No.10675474 >>10675378 It can come through your fucking window like swat. Don't underestimate the pitbull. >>10675434 RIP to your key

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 15:52:40 2018 No.10675503 >>10675298 BANG BANG This is all it takes to kill a pitbull who breaks into your house to eat your hardware wallet and all of your backups as well as chewing your legs completely off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:02:58 2018 No.10675635 >>10675298 Stop being a retarded faggot, it's. Not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:05:53 2018 No.10675679 >>10675298 I have dozens of encrypted backups in every room of my house plus in several of my friend's homes. You'd need dozens of strategically placed pitbulls to devour my private key, or one very massive pitbull.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:21:27 2018 No.10675949 >>10675378 Do europoors even have pitbulls? AFIK they are purely an American epidemic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:24:38 2018 No.10676004 File: 129 KB, 640x640, 1533276113049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675679

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:26:28 2018 No.10676035 >>10675298 Every year, thousands of people die from pitbull house invasions. And then the people's legs get eaten off too. Are you at risk? Know the signs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWIE0PX1uXk

Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:29:21 2018 No.10676086
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>>10675949
> europoors
> live houses actually made of strong expensive bricks instead of cheap plywood.

pick one

Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:35:28 2018 No.10676182

>>10676086
>can't even afford things like their own transportation or health care, so gov has to subsidize everything
I imagine that your brick houses are dirt cheap because the property value where you live is so damn low. Not many people wanting to move to Europe, apart from Indians and Muslim refugees

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:36:50 2018 No.10676200 >>10676182 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:37:24 2018 No.10676213 >>10675298 lmao, the absolute state of american houses I have to use a fucking hammer drill to make a small hole in my wall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:37:55 2018 No.10676219 >>10676200 You can't afford a car lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:39:24 2018 No.10676242 >>10676219 Whut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:39:47 2018 No.10676247 >>10676242 you can't afford cars lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:40:43 2018 No.10676265 File: 316 KB, 640x425, wreckhouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676182 > 'greatest' country in the world vs a bit of wind who will win?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:40:57 2018 No.10676271 >>10676247 What do you mean? It doesn't even make sense? I have two cars >brick houses are dirt cheap because the property value where you live is so damn low. You are clearly not very well educated on the price of housing here lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:43:05 2018 No.10676306 >>10676265 >>10676271 Literally can't even afford $2000 beater cars hahahaha m-m-m-m-m-muh 200% VAT!!!! hahaahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:43:30 2018 No.10676316 File: 70 KB, 200x200, 189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676182 >can't even afford things like their own transportation or health care, so gov has to subsidize everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:44:00 2018 No.10676322 File: 756 KB, 1390x1478, Screen Shot 2018-08-13 at 22.42.38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676219 >>10676247 > Can't afford a car without a loan. HAHAHA Americans BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:45:20 2018 No.10676343 he won't get past my anti-dog roomba

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:45:26 2018 No.10676345 >>10676322 You're literally not even allowed to breathe or take a shit without paying a tax for it lol. 2000% VAT, bare MINIMUM for most of your automobile purhcases lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:46:35 2018 No.10676360 File: 35 KB, 680x680, DLhPnSPVAAEG7GR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676345 > 2000% VAT, bare MINIMUM for most of your automobile purhcases lmao And still we can afford them without a loan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:46:37 2018 No.10676362 File: 7 KB, 231x218, 1446165588087s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675298 okay then what the fuck do you suggest I do then OP

Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:48:35 2018 No.10676383
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>>10676360
You can't even afford to pay your taxes without loans lol. And you get taxed on the taxes. The numbers speak for themselves. Clearly, europe is an impoverished shithole if only like one guy in each country actually has a car

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:49:29 2018 No.10676393 >>10675298 lol nice work Kev

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:53:46 2018 No.10676436 File: 334 KB, 308x459, 1461794236718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676383 top tier bants

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 16:57:09 2018 No.10676480 >>10676436 me in the middle

Anonymous Mon Aug 13 17:11:37 2018 No.10676679

>>10675949
mate you're living under a rock. pitbulls have been a sad reality of yuropoor countries since (((people))) imported shitskins and the shitskins had kids, two generations ago. if you think you have a pitbull epidemic in murica, in yurope suburbs you'd piss your pants faster than you could shart them

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 17:22:55 2018 No.10676849 >>10675298 Stick the hardware wallet up it's ass, and jerk it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 17:31:05 2018 No.10676973 File: 609 KB, 1860x862, 1402922634103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10675298 >there are unironically people who get mauled by manlet dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 17:47:16 2018 No.10677244 File: 108 KB, 736x960, detroit hiroshima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676265 Whites

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 17:49:16 2018 No.10677276 File: 989 KB, 291x212, obama african economics.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10676383 >>10676436 >>10676360 >>10676316 >>10676182 We're all in debtors prison

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