/WAGECUCK/ GENERAL: LATTE EDITION

[Anonymous No.10654704]

Lets go wagey, break is over, greet ALL the customers.

[Anonymous No.10654882]

> working express till
> guy comes through, buys his stuff
> it's 11:30, I forget to give him some of his change
> he's cool about it, just asks for it
> "sorry, man, I spaced out" as i give him his change
> "spacing out..that's like being raped, right?"
> what
> "Sir, I'm not sure I follow"
> "well, like, when a woman gets raped, she gets all catatonic, right? So BASICALLY, spacing out and being raped are the same thing!"
> guy sounds like he's made the discovery of the century as he walks out
> welp

[Anonymous No.10654899]

>>10654704
God it feels good to be a neet

[Anonymous No.10654926]

>tfw don't have to work weekdays
>only work 3 days a week
>get paid 20 an hour
>easiest job ever, mostly browse internet while I work

Only time I've ever been glad to be a wagecuck, but before that I worked fast food and it made me become a NEET for about 3 years.

[Anonymous No.10654975]

>>10654926
Ah, I couldn't do it. I could maybe handle only working 4 days a week, but around 3 days a week it'd just feel like constantly killing the buzz of time off.

Sounds like you're enjoying it, though, more power to you.

[Anonymous No.10655136]

>>10654882
based.

[Anonymous No.10655144]

>>10654882

He basically implied you were so mentally incapable at your job that he raped you. What a douche.

[Anonymous No.10655148]

>>10654926
What do?

[Anonymous No.10655169]

>>10655148

Security for a warehouse. Most of the time I just surf the Internet they only hired me because of have a degree and some warehouse experience from before (I faked and put I did warehouse work for 5 years kek). Yeah I have to check cameras and make sure employees aren't stealing things but there's so much down time.

[Anonymous No.10655193]

I just got a raise

Going to save up for a few months then quit I think

Wagecucking is slavery bros, I can't keep doing this. I want to cry. I'm a grown man and wage cucking makes me want to cry like a helpless child.

[Anonymous No.10655207]

>>10655169
What happens when you catch someone stealing? Do you confront them?

[Anonymous No.10655209]

I want to get into the mining business. I know this is a long shot but does anyone know where to find good claims in California, Nevada and Idaho?

[Anonymous No.10655245]

[Anonymous No.10655310]

>he's not working with total bros who make it worth doing
>he's not loading his 401K
>he's not saving most of his money and getting a snowball going

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10655334]

>>10655207

I just watch for them to go through the metal detector and if it goes off I am forced to check them. I have 4 other people with me who stand by the metal detectors to watch for people while I sit at the computer desk and check cameras periodically throughout the warehouse. Only thing that really required much attention from me was when someone was chimping out and brought a gun into the building and I had to call backup security to take care of it. Luckily wasn't loaded though. However during the holiday season I actually do real work, because of how busy it is and we have more people.

[Anonymous No.10655376]

>>10655334
You work at an Amazon warehouse, don't you?

[Anonymous No.10655396]

>>10654926
what the fuck are you going to do with your life? clearly you aren't making enough money to safely invest nor save, unless you literally live with your mom and pay no bills; in that case you're probably both socially and mentally inept and will end up 50 years old still living at home wiping your dying mother's asshole

[Anonymous No.10655403]

>>10655376

lol yeah I do. You caught that pretty fast. Then again not many warehouses are as crazy with security measures like Amazon. But it makes my job so damn easy.

>>10655396

Well I'm basically working to get higher up in the security industry and work higher up in companies. I don't think you realize how lucrative and easy some of those jobs can be. Also I split my bills with someone else and live in bumfuck nowhere so 20 dollars goes pretty far over here. Honestly I couldn't be happier with the situation, only thing that sours my mood is crypto crashing right now

[Anonymous No.10655454]

>>10655403
Yeah, I'm at work right now doing the same shit. Glad to see I'm not the only Anon stuck doing Amazon security.

[Anonymous No.10655522]

>>10655169
Kevin?

[Anonymous No.10655530]

deep down I get deep satisfaction from my job

[Anonymous No.10656312]

>>10654704

[Anonymous No.10656375]

I work five days a week at McDonald's and I unironically enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.10657120]

I'ma fullstakc dev at a weirdly flexible company where the IT guy is also a project manager.

Athough they sometimes ask me to do something I don't want to (and get paid too much for) like help clean our kitchen. I just say no because I'm a fucking programmer, not a kitchen cleaner kek

[Anonymous No.10657729]

>go to work you hate
>go home to live with roommates you have even more

How many lives should I take with me?

[Anonymous No.10657830]

>tfw working 54 hours a week

fuck this, I literally earn minimum wage and yet they can't put me on a normal 9-5

this isn't living, I dread Mondays so much but this is the only job in my area I'm qualified for

[Anonymous No.10657895]

>>10657729
>How many lives should I take with me?
kys immediately retard

[Anonymous No.10658004]

>>10657830
Then change the area. Go into tech support and climb the corporate ladder, or learn Python and pull coderbux. Stop limiting your potential.

[Anonymous No.10658025]

>>10655144
I don't know. I was getting these weird vibes that he'd just come off raping somebody and suddenly felt a lot better about it.

Whatever, it's a union job, and it gives me stories to tell on the cruise.

[Anonymous No.10658055]

>>10657729
>How many lives should I take with me?

Anon, this is no way to think. This is why you'll never get anywhere in life. If you have to even ask this question instead of aiming for the high score, you're quitting before you even try.

[Anonymous No.10658216]

>project manager
>job is to squeeze as much work out of toolplebs as possible
>forcing as much work into the system as possible, minimizing downtime, maximizing profits
>do all this from my comfy desk while sipping coffee all day
>workers are depressed as hell at how much work they're doing. Constant complaints to management
>management doesn't care
>they're all just numbers on a screen to me

[Anonymous No.10658293]

>>10658216
Yeah, but it may not actually be optimal to overwork people. Statistically, the 40 hour work week maximizes productivity, which is one of the reasons even non-union places kept it.

The math on this one's been out for years, you're just shit at your job. If your workers are complaining they're overworked, then you're probably not getting the actual maximum value out of them on anything but your spreadsheet.

Basically people don't have the concentration to put in eight hours of actual work a day and do so at 100% efficiency. Sort out maybe two hours of top end shit per person and then six hours of non-taxing busywork, per day, or you're just fucking wasting salary.

[Anonymous No.10658361]

>>10658293

I don't decide how hard they should work, i just program them to do as much work as possible as directed by my superiors. So as far as I'm concerned I'm doing my job just fine. If they should work less i don't care, I'll just change their hours. But that decision hasn't been made and its not mine to make

[Anonymous No.10658427]

>>10657120
>> "Hey anon, can you please clean the dishes you use and not leave them on the table?"
>> "Nah I'm a fucking programmer"
KYS

[Anonymous No.10658434]

>>10658361
t. guy doesn't have a brain of his own.

[Anonymous No.10658485]

>>10656375
I worked there for a few years and unironically enjoyed as well, especially when I worked all day restocking and cleaning stuff, it was comfy af

[Anonymous No.10658577]

So anons, how many have joined the fun train that is Python coding? This was the easiest, and best decision in my life. Takes just under 2-3 months to learn! And is a needed skill, that frees you of minimum wage slavery.

[Anonymous No.10658664]

>>10657830
>Minimum wage
Have you even asked for a raise?

[Anonymous No.10659726]

>>10658434
Perfect Project Manager then.

[Anonymous No.10659846]

>>10658216
I'm a toolpleb. I ruined my project managers reputation in front of our coworkers before quitting. He was a fag who has a kid with a nigress and used to scheme on everybody. I almost knocked his skinny ass out he was such a bitch. I got paid more than him tho which is funny and I am ten years younger than him.

[Anonymous No.10659878]

>>10654704
I work in public accounting and work way harder than anyone on here.

[Anonymous No.10659940]

>>10655310
>401k
Lmaoing at your life

[Anonymous No.10659946]

>>10654704
It's not even Monday yet, and I'm still at home, and I already want to go home

[Anonymous No.10659949]

>>10654704
Why not just learn to trade?

[Anonymous No.10659954]

>>10659940
Guarantee you he'll be better off than you. Enjoy losing all your money in crypto. Crypto is a dying meme that has shown no signs of life since February.

[Anonymous No.10659960]

>>10659954
I have no crypto. I put my money in assets that pay me monthly.

[Anonymous No.10660518]

>>10658577
great. wageslaving for x/h is better than y/h.
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10660538]

>>10655310
>investing in goburment
great plan.
not gonna make it