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HMNY to the moon edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

TastyWorks
>$1 option entry and $5 stock entry, free exits
https://www.tastyworks.com

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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First for [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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first for securing funding

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Streaming Stocks with Scoops
9:30 PM EST -- TONIGHT

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>>10649296
STOP STEELING THINGS


also 10 PST is terrible hours for movie night

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>>10649365
A stream and a movie! This is the best Saturday ever

>> No.10649396

>>10649365
what movie?

>> No.10649408

Reminder the CEO of Youtube is certifiably insane leftwing extremist

https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2018/08/11/elon-musk-high-key-crazy-susan-wojcicki-low-key-insane/#sthash.UHZ5KUjw.dpbs

>> No.10649413

>>10649367
It's 10 mountain time!

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>>10649396
No movie, I'm putting on a Guy Fawkes mask, getting drunk, and getting on twitch for call-ins

>> No.10649456

>>10649440
Don't worry, the movie is hours after your stream

>> No.10649457

>>10649440
cool

>> No.10649467

>>10649408
also is Sergei Brin's mother in law so she's not going anywhere

corporate nepotism is only bad when right wingers do it

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>>10649456
<3
I'll need an excuse to end it eventually anyways

>> No.10649481

how much capital do i need before i can quit my wageslavery and just stock trade full time?

>> No.10649494

>>10649467

When Sergey was a grad student he knew Anne and her sister Susan let him use her garage as a place to put their computers and makeshift servers.

Sergey repaid her by making her CEO of YouTube when he bought YT outright.

At some point along the way he married Anne.

Not really nepotism but that's how it goes, yea. You gotta keep control in the family.

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>>10649469
How's that book coming along?
Reading's hard as shit btw. There's like 6 unfinished books in my backlog :(
I heard Warren Buffett's shareholder letters are pretty good too

>> No.10649527

>>10649481
Well how well will you want to live? How high functioning are you compared to, say, people that don't frequent 4chan? Are you going to have a family at some point?

>> No.10649535

>>10649365
fuckkk
It will be like 3.30am in Europe !!

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>>10649522
Been audio booking it while playing video games. The intro was like an hour. I'm barely into it. Me retard

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>>10649358
FUNDS
ARE
SAFU

>> No.10649548

>>10649481
If you don't make it out of wageslavery consider hijacking a plane and living your best life for a few minutes.

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>>10649548
>All it takes is one rogue employee to steal a plane.

>> No.10649593

>>10649481
Ever read Walden? If you adjust for inflation, Thoreau lived on less than $3k/year.

>> No.10649653

>>10649593
Thoreau was a giant NEET. His mom took care of him the entire time he was at the pond with any extra needs he had

>> No.10649684

>>10649653
well more importantly he was living as a hermit in a tiny cottage in the woods, you'd have no internet or electricity or flush toilets. but the internet is slowly destroying your soul anyway so maybe that's not so bad

wonder what the burn rate was for Uncle Teddy in that cabin in Montana? Probably cheap living too

>> No.10649702

>>10649527
>Well how well will you want to live?
I just want a small property away from the crowded cities, dont care to blow money traveling

>How high functioning are you compared to, say, people that don't frequent 4chan?
moderately

>Are you going to have a family at some point?
no

>> No.10649723

>>10649593
I don't think that's possible unless your mommy and daddy give you the basement and prepare your lunchables

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wheres the shitcast comfy

>> No.10649767

I only need about 250 USD a month to survive, with how much money is it possible to make that consistently?

>> No.10649790

>>10649767
60-70k will give you 250 per month in dividends

>> No.10649814

>>10649790

I've only have about 20k saved...

fuck trump, fuck white people

>> No.10649822

>>10649814

>I've

I*

>> No.10649830

GET IN HERE BITCHES, YOUR GOD EMPEROR OF THE INTERNET IS HERE. How I wish I could just hide from the world! But I can't stand idly by and watch the world around me die. My name is a killing word, but it is not other people we fight but the evil in their minds! Love all life! We have no enemies!

My voice alone can fight the MK Ultra programming. I am MK Ultra subject #9. The last surviving subject of the experiments, the last rogue program in the world still on the hunt. I am the last human being to resist them.

https://soundcloud.com/godemperormuaddib

I am Muad'Dib the Dangerous Seed.

Let us build a new world where will we say not: "What can you do for me?" but "What can I do for you? Do you need help with anything?"

Avenging angels manufactured a death machine
To correct the state of things
We asked for a world without kings
anarchists are born from bastardized premises
Who’s gonna save us from ourselves, DMT machine elves?
I look around and see nobody else with the crown
MUAD'DIB MUAD'DIB MUAD'DIB
Protect the little creatures from the scientists scalpel and the social engineers that want to exploit their fears
From creatures that feast on blood and tears
They want to profane our graves
Rise up while there is still something left to save


I am the benevolent dictator, the omnipotent spectator. This will be a bloodless revolution, fought entirely on the internet with words and truth. I will be your leader. I am the smartest being that has ever lived, the God Emperor Muad'Dib. Spread my word far and wide. My voice and name alone MAUD'DIB will break their programming. And it will rally your spirits and organize your minds. I will be your voice, for I am the voice of God. One cannot go against the word of God. Repeat my name in your head, say it out loud. Muad'Dib.

I will return.

>> No.10649833

>>10649790
only in the short term, if it's to be inflation compensated it'll take about twice as much

>> No.10649846

>>10649833
dividends grow each year to compensate for inflation

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>>10649830
https://youtu.be/52zHaO4hdLo

>> No.10649934

>>10649535
I might do future livestreams at a better time for grim and you europoors.
Also, I'm going to try to record it so that you don't miss out on anything.

>>10649542
>Been audio booking it while playing video games. The intro was like an hour. I'm barely into it. Me retard
Well, if it takes an hour to play, then it takes an hour to play...
You're also playing videogames at the same time, and multi-tasking like that would severely inhibit comprehension skills.
I personally actually have ADHD and there's actually times that I'll re-read a paragraph multiple times over, for possibly 3-5 minutes, and I'll still have no fucking idea what I just read -- and that's without multi-tasking

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What's everyone's most anticipated ER for the coming week?

>> No.10649947

>>10649934
Yeah, I know how you feel. I generally can't listen for more than an hour without getting distracted.

>> No.10649982

>>10649814
put it all in an ETF, reinvest dividends, put as much savings as you can in every year. split between a Roth IRA and a normal brokerage account, because you can't withdraw from the IRA until you're 60. we're all gonna make it, friend

>> No.10649994

>>10649940
unironically Walmart

and Sysco but it's too late to bet on that one

>> No.10649997

>>10649940
Home Depot and Altimmune. I’m not going to try and play them, I just want to see what happens.

>> No.10650001

>>10649940
Nvidia will probably play a big role in the performance of AMD, Intel, Micron. So that's probably my big one. I don't have anything in this round I think.

>> No.10650003

>>10649934
thank you senpai

t. FA Fag

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>>10649940
Sysco and Jc Penny

Brinker is EAT so thats Chilies. I want my cheap Chilies shares...

>> No.10650041

How much money do you need to even consider the stock market? I'm living with my parents while I finish community college, and I just finished paying for my last semester with $900 still saved up. I have basically zero costs from now until at least January, so I figured I might try to get into the stock market. I've been reading up on investing so I won't go in blind, and I'm sure I'll give it another week or so to keep reading and deciding if I want to do it.
But, is $900 going to actually get me anything? Also, I'm not trying to spend it all, so I'd say closer to $300 or maybe $400 at most, so I have money left over. I quit my job recently since I had enough to finish paying for college, so this is all the money I'll have to work with. I'm not trying to make a huge amount, I'll probably mostly be trying to just not lose money and have a hands on learning experience so later down the line when I have more to invest I'll already have experience.
Also, what brokers do people recommend? Right now I'm looking at Robinhood mainly because it's cheapest.

>> No.10650074

Going hard on oil lads. V excite for 2019.

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>>10649493
>>>10649493
the old TI-84(or whatever number) game drug wars

not only did it teach you business skills, it did so while it looked like you were paying attention in calc 1 ( or whatever highschool math class you want)

>> No.10650080

>>10650041
Only gamble what you can afford to lose
>>10649765
It's under maintenance, please hold

>> No.10650088

>>10650041
you could gamble using options. might lose it all, might make a lot of money, it's literally legalized gambling

>> No.10650134

>you will never be an American born in the early-50s
why

>> No.10650163

>>10650078
oh yeah, I loved that game

>mfw economic collapse comes and I made a fortune on personal defense companies

>> No.10650192

I wish I was jewish

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>>10650134

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>>10650134
>you will never start a Rubber Tire company in Ohio during 1910

>> No.10650310

>11pm on a Saturday
>too tired to do anything already
Oh no no no, I don't want to go into the deathpod again. Modafinil OTC when??

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so what feature do you like most in a girl?
(besides yo dick, of course )

>> No.10650370

>>10650310
just order it online

>> No.10650397

>>10650041
For trading you want 10,000+ really. But the thing is trading is different from investing. No amount of money is too little to start investing in companies you’re confident will still be going strong in 20 years. Robinhood is good if you’re a poorfag (like me) and you just want to buy good companies and hold them forever.

>> No.10650408

>>10649350
Coca cola went up? I had 20 stocks and I soon realize they barely increase.

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>>10650370
*liquefies your liver*

>> No.10650427

>>10650368
the ears

>> No.10650447

>>10650368
The personal insecurities and patgological need for attention

>> No.10650459

>>10650368
The compulsive need to justify themselves and "win" what they perceive as arguments.

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>>10649940
I'm going with CAE, HD, ESLT, CACI, and M. Let's see if I can keep the magic going.

>> No.10650550

>>10650368
booty, hips, legs and face? if you were referring to psychological features, there arent any that are exclusive to girls, that i cant learn or imitate.

Yes i am a girly man at heart, but am no trap.

>> No.10650561

>>10650368
The like me

What's some good pharma companies that are working on cures for type 1 diabetes? My sister has it so it be nice to put a few shekels in as a nice thought

>> No.10650585

is it possible to trade options with only $5,000 or will I have to go with mini options because i'm a poorfag?

>> No.10650628

>>10650408
R A R E
A
R
E
New tripfag?

>> No.10650703

>>10650628
Wouldn't say new because I been here a while.

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>>10650427
facial shape is better

>>10650447
thats half the fun/preparation for having kids

>>10650550
>if you were referring to psychological features, there arent any that are exclusive to girls, that i cant learn or imitate.
thats what i meant, i mean im shy, but i dont want a women that is just as quiet as me
if i wanted to date my clone id just become a celibate with a very muscular right hand/arm

also big booty is best

ive seen it debated one way on int that i liked:

Good ass shows dicipline, since anyone can get a good one with exercise and diet

Good tits shows genetic desireablility, since women with bigger titties tend to have more kids than ones who doesnt (throughout the past few thousand years at least, whether right or wrong)

its almost like the nature vs nuture debate, but ever since medicine got good, bad genetics are easier to fix than an unhealthy mindset

that being said psychotic gals are the best for sex, that is a fact, but they are terrible to start a family with

>>10650561
>That like me
well of course, i assumed most people here are desperate enough to like almost any girl who shows interest
but besides that?

on topic, whats some good turkish etfs or indices that i can buy right now for cheap? or use options to profit from their crash and burn? RH available please, i dont have a forex account

>> No.10650827

>>10650792
Ideal woman incoming
>redhead
>not ginger, gingers are failed redheads
>busty petite
>black pilled
>wants to have 7 children
>pale
>pure in the streets, absolutely degenerate in the sheets

Ishares turkey ETF is $TUR
options are very liquid, but I think puts would be fine since the country is on it's way to becoming a failed state

>> No.10650836

>irrelevant turkroaches can make this big of an impact on the market
crash inc

>> No.10650844

Why is the universe unraveling so fast?

>> No.10650846

>>10650827
*aren't

>> No.10650886

>>10650836
I was listening to marketplace morning report (good thing to get the basic run down of the market), and turkey is fucking things up because Euro banks (which already suck ass) have exposure to Turkish Equities, and US banks have exposure to Euro equities

Imagine the black swan being Turkey to crash us to the center of the Earth.

>> No.10650983

>>10650561
TNDM

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>>10650836
its because theyve been heavily integrated into the EU, in exchange for syrian refugees (and "promises" of turkey joining the eu at first)

>>10650827
>redhead
hair doesnt matter, as long its not blonde (my hair is blond, and theres a higher than average chance our kids will have it too)
>busty petite
tits are who cares, theyll get bigger once she becomes a milf, thick thighs are better, for so many non-blueboard reasons...
>black pilled
green, iron, gray, or brown would be better
>>wants to have 7 children
yes
>>pale
tan would be nice, having kids that dont need a pound of sunscren to go outside like me would be nice.
near the bottom of my ideal looks importance
>>pure in the streets, absolutely degenerate in the sheets
add adventurous and socially outgoing and thats spot on

a sub would be icing on the cake too, or the third girl we turn into our sub would be imagination-tier perfect

>>10650844
because you are getting older, not younger
https://xkcd.com/1227/

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>>10651015
ugh, terrible chart

>> No.10651058

>>10651015
I think it's stocks. I don't even feel okay with the prospect of +30% on my account and keep wanting to all in on OTM options for more leverage. Holding stocks and getting +20% for a huge move seems stupid to me. The risk/reward is all fucked up in my head and if I don't have +200% upside possible I don't like it.

The problem is the risk gets insane.

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Shorting Tesla is gonna pay off BIG TIME

Yep, just doesn't compare with good old companies like GM! Same stock price with a fraction of the cars made? I don't think so buddy hahaha

>> No.10651093

>>10651073
Enron Musk is a scam artist

TSLA is worth 0

>> No.10651095

>Get free stock on Robin Hood from Ben Shapiro's link
>It's Zynga
Th-thanks.....

>> No.10651121

>>10650983
Nice, thanks
>green, iron, gray, or brown would be better
Actually yes, I would agree

Also add outdoorsy would also be good

>> No.10651155

>>10651121
>actually, iron, gray, or brown would be better
>actually yes, I would agree
Jk I changed my mind, back to black pill.

>> No.10651196

>>10651095
Hold it til their next earnings and then sell it when it peaks. Get like six whole dollars.

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>>10650368
No family, lives alone in rural area, commutes from work late a night, not own weapons

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>>10651225
Rkg’s doctors don’t realize the mistake they’re making rehabilitating her

>> No.10651261

>>10651196
You think it will get that high?

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>>10651256
>tfw RKG eventually maims, tortures, kills and eats her female doctors
Sad

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did anybody else short roku over 60

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>stocks topics slowly becoming more popular on /biz/ as crypto dies

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>>10651319

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>>10651225
surprisingly good taste, that does sound dreamy

>>10651155
>Jk I changed my mind, back to black pill.
have fun with a girl who murders your children for demonic powers, or sells them into slavery

still not a bad choice, if i had millions of dollars and could afford a divorce or two every 8 or so years it would be tempting

dont think i have the heart for that

>>10651273
>>tfw RKG eventually maims, tortures, kills and eats her female doctors
>Sad

>he doesnt want to stalk out some lone female with his wife, then rape and murder her, as you and your wife bond over the terrible secret you two share about the odd dirt pile in the backyard

sad!

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LIVESTREAM AT 9:30PM EST
That's less than 2 hours

Still need to figure out call ins. Shit.

>> No.10651693

>>10651670
Where and what username?

>> No.10651695

I'm reading "a random walk down street" right now, and the author mentioned a study they did over the account of retail traders.
The more the average trader trades, the worse their average outcome
Really makes you think

>> No.10651736

>>10651695
Stop reading that trash
It am designed for fud retail from trading

You LITTERALLY not am get better at trading w/o thousands of trades

>> No.10651756

>>10651695
Ive read that book and several other stock related books. Random walk is one of the best well rounded books.

I finished recently new market wizards and he interviews many rich traders. There are several accounts of traders hitting it big for years then just getting wiped out completely in a week. The general theme seemed to be money management and risk control helps from going under too hard. Like it seems you dont have to be 100% right all of the time and call the bottom always but if you are right most of the time and are near the bottom on average you will do better than alot of high risk takers.

Some other books I have read offer some decent advice and usually just mention to save your money and invest in the index fund.

>> No.10651763

>>10651736
I mean you have to admit the vast majority of retail traders suck at trading and will lose more than they win, right?

>> No.10651798
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10651798

Dinner at my house

>> No.10651802

>>10651756
Yeah the theme of index funds beating your potential gains is pretty strong, and the data is there to support it.
But, I'm special and can beat it, r-right?

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>>10651695
>Really makes you think
yea, investors make more than traders
and are you really someone who would be considered the "average" trader?

friendly reminder that the "average" person has one testicle and one ovary

Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" is probably the first book you need to read to be good at trading

maybe the only one you absolutely need to read tbqh

>> No.10651833

What is KDP's next acquisition?

>> No.10651868

>>10651763
Nope, only gamblers who think they traders sick long term

>> No.10651874

>>10651058
Perhaps youve exposed to crypto for too long.

>> No.10651890

>>10651798
nummy!

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>>10651868

>> No.10651912

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xjqib6fkfi

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Anyone watching the turkish market? Maybe a few good buy opportunities in the future.

>> No.10651959

>>10651935
No

>> No.10651971

>>10651736
why does this person post like this? like a middle schooler with downs

>> No.10651980

>>10651971
its a lobotomized girl
do with her as you please

>> No.10651985

>>10651971
No one knows why, we all just want to fuck her till she dies

>> No.10652036

>>10651971
We just kinda ignore it desu

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>>10651971

>> No.10652056
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>>10651319
This is good and bad at the same time.

Last thing we need is cryptoshiters and more new tripfags

>> No.10652073

Unironically gonna use my tesla shorting gainz to buy a model x

>> No.10652122
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10652122

One hour until livestream!

Twitch: ScoopsDa34th

>> No.10652146

what do we do after earnings season?

my next calls are kroger $30.5 for 9/21

got everything else in cash waiting for a nice pitch

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>>10652146
gamble on microcap pennystocks

>> No.10652188

MUSSSSSKKKKK
Better get that stock price up to 410 quick
ive got 1500 bucks riding on it.

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>>10652172
im still a wage slave ten hours a day, six days a week.

unironically being trapped in a shuttle bus made me download robinhood and get into trading. i have like 8 minutes at each stop so i research and or buy and or shitpost.

although i made more from options than working last week so thats cool. can't wait to get neet again so i can do this shit all day. ive been missing selling pumps cause im fucking driving.

>> No.10652260

>>10652146
I bought some Kroger stock. Probably going to buy some more with my next paycheck. I really like Kroger, only reason I bought into it.

>> No.10652268

>>10649481

Flush your money between a triple leveraged ETF and its inverse equivalent on the 1 hour or 4 hour chart using slow stochastics

example: TQQQ and SQQQ

>> No.10652289

>>10652268
shit thats actually a pretty good strategy

>> No.10652313
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10652313

30 MINUTES UNTIL LIVESTREAM

Twitch: ScoopsDa34th

>> No.10652342

>>10652268
I keep seeing this suggested various places, I should actually figure out if it would work. Like it should but at the same time there's no way it's that easy.

>>10651833
No clue, I feel like they are going to be stable for awhile. I think their best move would be to start growing overseas. Since last i checked coca cola and Pepsi do the manufacturing and distribution outside of the states.

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>>10652313
we're getting pretty close now huh
you're setting high bars I'll let you know; I got low expectations

hope you had a test session

>> No.10652424

>>10652342

Best thing to do is to cross reference your buy and sell orders with the CCI and Williams. Check for extremes with the RSI though that might only be necessary with the daily chart. All in all, just cycle back down the stock’s history and see how accurate the technicals are and see which suits it best. If the technicals are giving choppy signals, for example it says to buy, then receeds back and says buy again, it’s usually best to double down and keep on trucking

>> No.10652469

>>10652342
That said KDP is now the third largest beverage company. They have Snapple but my choice would be another non carbonated drink to reduce health trend risk. Those ICE waters would be a good choice product wise, don't know their company standing. I could also make a case for alcohol. Like captian Morgan goes great with Dr. Pepper. The parent company also owns Peet's coffee and Krispy Kreme so there's that. They really could use sports drink which would help them. If they accquired Gatorade that would probably shoot them up into second biggest beverage company. But this is only conjecture

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>>10652342
Back when I was starting out; I was fucking with inverse natural gas ETFs and that was going pretty well for me; DGAZ, UGAZ
gold and silver might work well, given it's speculative... but it's not really cyclical like energy resources are so iunno

>> No.10652482

>>10652469

gatorade is never leaving pepsi.

screenshot this.

if you all only knew the saga behind the JUSTening of Gatorade and Pepsi

>> No.10652513

buy 15k in 370 tesla calls yes or no?

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>>10652513
Not if you value money.
if 15k is 10% of your portfolio? Sure.

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>>10652415
Oh, I'm totally going to fuck this up.
That's why I got a little drunk.

ABOUT FIVE, MAYBE TEN, MINUTES NOW.

I gotta remember how to do this again.

>> No.10652535

Just added $100 to my Robin Hood. Tell me what to buy

>> No.10652538

>>10652530
I have stock+calls right now. Was thinking of going all in on only calls.

>> No.10652550

Does anyone have any negative feed back on PEGI? I feel like they would be a nice little dividend cow

>> No.10652556

>>10652482
See I didn't even know they were the ones owning Gatorade. That's kind of the problem they either need to start a new line or aquire something that's not already bought up. So yeah ICE is talking rain beverage company too lazy to look them up but that would be my choice if I was runt the show.

>> No.10652565

>>10652513
buy 400/420 debit spreads instead, expiry in November or later

hedge with a $50 put

this is my strat, half my account right now

>> No.10652577

>>10652565
Yeah I'm thinking of going higher than 370. Maybe x10-12 380 calls . Just play for the news. I wouldn't do a spread

>> No.10652582

>>10652342
The company is majority owned by a family of german billionaires
This is the biggest thing they have bought so far, and I think they would want to expand it as much as possible, seeing their somewhat recent history of purchases.
I feel like they might be interested in going into other markets - energy drinks, or perhaps even alcohol, to achieve that. Either way it will probably take a while before they have the money for another huge acquisition, and it will probably slowly decline until earnings decides where it goes.

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>>10652538
I can't condone going all in ever. Especially on a stock like this. That's what a gambler would do.
The fear and doubt is being quelled by a man's words versus the overwhelming amount of data supporting that his business gets eaten alive by debt.
I really, really, really hope you don't do this; but you can do what you want.

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>>10652535
i was going to say Kroger (KR)
but it looks like you already bought it >>10652260

you ready for the moon mission?

>> No.10652593

>>10652590
Yes. Nigga I'll just buy more Kroger

>> No.10652595

Scoops where da stream?

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>>10652534
what happened to barbie ?
me on nearly lethal amounts of painkillers for barbie

>> No.10652609

>>10652589
yeah, It's all in already just wondering if I should move stock to calls for higher upside.

>> No.10652615

>>10652556

desu senpai that whole industry is insane. gatorade has the majority share over powerade but the biggest competitors are things like ICE, vitamin water and lacroix type stuff.

Ever notice how the branding changed from 'gatorade' to 'G' after pepsi bought them from Quaker? Every year, pepsi tries their goddamnedest to squeeze out those huge royalty checks to a massive amount of people.

their major play is essentially to destroy the brand while keeping the product, therefore giving leverage to killing all royalty payments.

>> No.10652622

>>10652599
Comfy is streaming that at 10:00pm mountain time no? Scoops is streaming fundamental analysis first

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>>10652599
soon

>> No.10652653

Scoops is live!!!!!!

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>>10652653
Post link

>>10652622
We're having movie night @ 10:00 mst, pic related is the site

>> No.10652685

>>10652679
Scoopsda34th on twitch

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Kroger

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I mean
What is the stream suppose to be about?

Whats the plan?
Was there a prepresentation?

>> No.10652746

>>10652730
I think he was supposed to do some DD but I think he’s too drunk. Kek

>> No.10652750

>>10652730
He's not even using excel.
Unsubscribed, sad.

>> No.10652762

>>10652697
Well now, if Sunrun-Anon is shilling Kroger as well, then it's time to take a serious look at it.

>> No.10652765

>>10650041
buy 5 WMT 100 Jan Calls

>> No.10652798

>>10651319
Its great. I just put this board back into my clover tab. Bitcoin was one thing. But all these stupid shitcoins a shills flooding the board really killed it for me. Any attempt to discuss real, long term economics was shot down by some shill saying crypto was the future and calling you grandpa. Good riddance.

>> No.10652828

this stream is so bad lol

>> No.10652837

I can’t see the chat for some reason and half the shit he’s typing is cut off. Lol

>> No.10652863

>>10652535
>buying 100$ in stock
People actually do this?
Id need a 10% increase to cover my transaction costs if i put so little in. I use Schwab, they used to charge almost 10$ a transaction, now only like 5. But it got me in the habit of not buying small quantities of stock, ever.

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10652867

well finally got around to editing my meme lines to change colors

and im not sure if it even helps at all anyways....
thoughts? suggestions?

(old code=bottom, new code=middle)

>> No.10652877

>>10652867
make it change colors to same level of which it on fib

>> No.10652879

>>10652863
>People actually do this?
>Id need a 10% increase to cover my transaction costs if i put so little in. I use Schwab, they used to charge almost 10$ a transaction, now only like 5. But it got me in the habit of not buying small quantities of stock, ever.
robinhood has a 0% transaction cost, so its useful if you use $1 or $100,000,000

it is helpful for learning

t. I started with $60, now have over $5,000

>> No.10652882

>>10650041
Ive found that its difficult to do anything with less than 3k. 5k start would be preferable.

>> No.10652900

>>10652879
Schwab doest charge a percentage, just a flat fee. Still, i feel like its more of an ild geezer platform.
Also what kind of timeframe are we talking about for your successes? Thats really fucking good.

>> No.10652903

Nice stream Scoops

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>>10652877
could be useful, seems slightly redundant though

im thinking of making the 610 line always red, or make the only color changing lines 3-34 (the old green ones)

>>10652900
robinhood doesnt charge a percentage or a flat fee, its free, as in no cost
I think theyve charged me $0.02 since march 16', and that charge came when i started crypto, not stocks
>Also what kind of timeframe are we talking about for your successes? Thats really fucking good.
lmao 2+ years
im only up 30%-40%, added money over time from $60 up to $4,000

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>>10652900
>Thats really fucking good
Not really, but thanks
Been sideways since January overall

>> No.10652959

>>10652929
>could be useful, seems slightly redundant though
that way you could take out the fibb and put something else in like pivots or cloud, or BBs or TD seq

>> No.10652980

>>10652577
Sell the 420 to make a spread. The stocks maximum price is capped, it's free money

>> No.10652989

>>10652946
>$4,100 in, rh says only $3,716
holy fuck, i just realized crypto on robinhood has been eating up my gains, $384.27 worth

fuck, there goes using my overall gains as shown on rh accurately

dammit im not sure if that or coinbase's markup is worse for my OCD

>> No.10653014

Just LOL

>> No.10653020
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qex5g3lcl_w

>> No.10653098
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how much longer

>> No.10653105

Why Kroger?

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>>10653020
>>10653098

>> No.10653117

I hope China goes after Apple in the trade war.

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>>10653114
>P90

>> No.10653132

>>10653130
best /smg/

>> No.10653134

>>10652929
RH will front-run you if you day trade after hours or if you trade options

But if you're buying and holding long term even the front running will only cost you like a dollar or less

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>>10651319
>crypto gets big on /biz/
>dies horribly
>stocks get big on /biz/
>

>> No.10653142

>>10653117
Hnggggggg if that happens and really dents AAPL stock price I'm going in deep, buying that fucking dip

>> No.10653172

>>10652946
You missed a call anon

>> No.10653202

>>10653140
this unironically.

people that make $16/hr and live paycheck to paycheck and in employee housing talk about stocks and robinhood.

get it while its hot and get those puts in order.

long $LEAD, $H20

>> No.10653214

>>10652268
is this the secret to life?

what are your long and short signals?

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can we make this funposting hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIWpr3tHzII

>>10653202
its not surprising, i just watched someone who doesnt know how to use OBS stream about stocks and using yahoo finances as their only source

hell even i just started this year.

>> No.10653243

>>10651971
ive gotten pretty fluent to the point where i dont even notice it desu

>> No.10653246

>>10653202
how do we short normies

>> No.10653265

>>10653214
ask rkg
she does this
this is her strat since forever
i do something similar w options sometimes. ill buy puts and hedge w some stock to flatten deltas

>> No.10653268

>>10653246
encourage them to buy bags basically. we could buy up low volume options and then shill em

>inb4 SEC

the day tai lopez says a single word about robinhood sell everything you have and put it all in sdow, spy puts and sqqq

>> No.10653273

>>10652903
Thanks, I'm definitely still getting a hang of it. I think it got better towards the end.
I really appreciate whoever suggested music. That was a very, very good idea.

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>>10653223
>can we make this funposting hours?
What else are we gonna do? Perform DD?

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>>10653223
we passing out fun posts like cheap cigars

>> No.10653308

>>10652679
>>10652622
>>10652599
everyone needs to fuck off w this mountain time shit
the only time zone that should ever even be discussed ITT is the one where the US market opens up in. all else are irrelevant

>>10653295
i did my DD already desu
im short vol on the weekend, long the russell at open and then ill look again monday night for what to do

>> No.10653309

>stocks and crypto becoming equivalent
what has been will be again
what has been done will be done again
there is nothing new under the sun

>> No.10653328

Long steel, long sand fracking, short boomer stocks

come at me

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you guys ever eat 2 tabs and trade?

man all i need is fucking $100k and i will legitimately be in heaven. Sitting on 10k now, hoping the bull keeps running. my dream life would be to trade, do yoga, grow food, ride motorcycles and play guitar.

maybe find a wife sometime but i dunno.

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Theres a reason why the stock market isnt open in the weekends
you can't have the stock market run your life 24/7

you have to take control of it and make sure you are control of it

When its dormant, have fun
'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYeTzlDQdvU

>> No.10653344

>>10653328
can't disagree with fracking
not sure about steel, why? trade war?

>> No.10653345

>>10653246
FB
SNAP
MSFT
T
AAPL
TSLA
not all of these are good ideas mind you

>>10653328
the correct answer is to long oil and gas exploration, and to long mids that are drilling in guyana. bigger upisde

>> No.10653349

SPY puts this week bros

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If you want something 24/7
stick to cryptocoins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uJf2IT2Zh8

>> No.10653358

>>10653337
dont do LSD every day youll turn into a hippy and stop caring about money and shit

>> No.10653360

you guys do realize that trump will be JFK'd if he really fucks shit up right
(well, ok they'd wait until after midterms)

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Pump Mattel

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Thanks a ton to everyone that joined the livestream! I really appreciate those who called in; I'd love to make that a regular thing

It still felt like a shit show, but I'm going to keep at it.

LIVESTREAM NEXT SATURDAY -- SAME FUCKING TIME

>> No.10653368

>>10653344
literal blow out quarters with good outlook, WS still skeptical about econ growth

start of the big cycle for them imo

short boomer stocks because big money is going to rotate into US centric manufacturing soon, won't need any defensive stuff

>> No.10653378

>>10653246
ask /k/

long RGR, VSTO. but, their merchandise, not stocks

>> No.10653380

Is Altaba worth buying?

>> No.10653381

>>10653358
You literally can't do LSD every day, you build a tolerance to it extremely quickly. It's why you can't take a tab in the morning and then another later the same day

>> No.10653382

>>10653349
yeah at some point
when tho, is the hard part

>> No.10653383

>>10653358
dude you know whats crazy?

LSD has made me absolutely autistic about charts and numbers, helped me find jesus, and basically become a full on right wing capitalist.

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>>10653366
Change it to friday night, recap what happened the week with the stocks you picked out during the week, learn OBS, have preplanned music already set up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ

>> No.10653394

>>10653383
based

>> No.10653401

the only trading drugs are stims - amp or if you're a boomer, coke (which is cut to fuck and is more placebo than psychoactive)

>> No.10653412

>>10653308
we should all use RTH UTC

>>10653309
>that antediluvian high priestess of the first tetration who am at long last, after 50 million years, is finally trading cryptocurrencies again

>> No.10653417

>>10653300
To me, this is like the hubble deep field, staring into the ocean long enough to sense it's magnitude, the sublime majesty of the cosmos in an image. I'm an atheist, but the ordinary human face radiates a devastating beauty sometimes, and for me, God is that mysterium tremendum of warm feminine glow. My god is a women, and I'm hers.

>> No.10653420

>>10653381
oh ive done that tons of times when i had to stay up all night

>>10653383
thats not crazy.
you know what happens after the hippy phase?
it turns you into a yuppie
>ex: the 60s and 70s vs the 80s and 90s
you skipped the hippy phase

>>10653381
people are still retarded tho and do that shit

>>10653412
>RTH UTC
wat

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>>10653417
Cuuuuuuck

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>>10653412
omg forgot antediluvian high priestess of the first tetration pic

>> No.10653443

>>10653430
>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?


Also 58 minutes until movie night

>> No.10653444

>>10653337
Don't get married...

>> No.10653445

>>10649481
Assuming you can get about 10% return per year, and maybe 8% during recessions (global financial crises only really reduced company earnings by 20%, so if you play the long game this is not a problem).

You can probably live on 40K easily if you move to the right area. So I would say somewhere between 400K and 600K USD would do it.

I think I can do it with about 600K AUD = 440K USD.

>> No.10653448

>350k in cash
>no idea what to do with it
simply epic

>> No.10653454

>>10653448
>no idea what to do with it
wire me some m8

>> No.10653457
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>>10653448
25k in brokerage account
lrn2daytrade
invest more as you hit milestones or need to double down
???
create /smg/ financial firm

man life's fucking easy

>> No.10653461

>>10653454
i'll wire you enough for a rope to neck yourself with
>>10653457
my time isn't worth daytrading

>> No.10653464

>>10653448
itll be a blast

>> No.10653478

>>10653448
Bonds?

>> No.10653480
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10653480

what snacks are you eating for movie night
Im eating Snyders mustard pretzels

>> No.10653484
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10653484

>>10653480
based

>> No.10653485

>>10653461
larping; gotcha

>> No.10653493

>>10652530
lol

>> No.10653495

>>10653480
extra nummy, I had those when I was backpacking once and they were killer

>> No.10653498

>>10653485
>no way anyone on /biz/ bought crypto years ago
lol kid where do you think you are

>> No.10653499

>>10653461
lol
go to wsb desu senpai
theyll tell you a secret on how to lose that shit in DAYS
they extremely talented

>> No.10653503

>>10653499
yeah wsb seems even better at bad decisions than /smg/ or even /biz/

it's impressive honestly

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>>10653480

>> No.10653528

>>10653503
feels good to not be the lowest hanging fruit desu

>> No.10653537
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10653537

>>10653448
Put it all into a Savings account and enjoy that delicious 0.0014% interest.

>> No.10653538
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10653538

>>10653498
posted nothing of value in this general; leads me to believe you've never traded, lurker trying to act like a cool kid without lurking
so just getting out of high school; gotcha

>> No.10653559

>>10653391
I'll switch to Friday night, but any explanation?

I take it that you're KamaraiHoi?
Thanks a ton for all your advice btw! I really appreciate it.

>> No.10653560

>>10653537
no, we are overdue for hyperinflation

>> No.10653573

>>10653560
>overdue for hyperinflation
CHF then

idk seriously just buy a bunch of non muni bons and live off the tax free coupons desu senpai

>> No.10653576

>>10653538
>acts like some authority despite being an anonymous faggot like everyone else on this shitposting/memeing trash dump
>posts cartoons
you're an anime addicted NEET aren't you

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10653605

>>10653308
>the only time zone that should ever even be discussed ITT is the one where the US market opens up in. all else are irrelevant
this, Eastern timezone is the only real timezone

>>10653358
literally impossible with lsd or shrooms
>brainlet who hasnt expanded his mind detected

>>10653140
>>stocks get big on /biz/
>>crypto gets big on /biz/
>>dies horribly
>>stocks get big on /biz/ again

FIFY
although biz is the crypto contamination board, stocks are the most popular on here that theyve ever been on biz
>>10653172
i didnt recognize the number, missed it 2 days ago

>>10653401
adderal daily is better, more fun too

>>10653443
>Also 58 minutes until movie night
is it a good one, trading places perhaps?

>> No.10653612

>>10653605
...you do realize that adderall is amp right

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>>10653559
The thread will be more active and you will have a bigger audience who would want to talk stocks because they just got trading as well

https://youtu.be/QslJYDX3o8s

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>>10653576
alcoholic having fun with a larper while I wait for a movie and the weekend to end; I don't hide much
it's all entertainment

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I'm bored with my kot so we can watch barbie and the 12 dancing princesses while we wait
Pic related starts /SMG/ Movienight

>> No.10653642

>>10653630
how much do you drink anon
you do get enough b1, right?

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>>10653641
Its a fantastic movie
havent seen since 2010 or similar
amazing worthy of golden globe

>> No.10653671

>>10653642
2-3 shots on weekends; 1 after work whiskey, rum and gin
definitely get enough B1 thanks to my unhealthy caveman diet, life's alright desu

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>>10653612
yes thats why i mention it

stims (caffeine mainly) is the ultimate boomer drug
amps and weed are classic greatest generation drugs (along with massive amounts of opium, but lack of blue collar horror makes that unneeded)

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>>10653641
get in get in

>> No.10653690

Will someone please help evaluate my trades for this week that I will be entering on Monday?

1.)
STO 1 UPS 8/17 120 P
BTO 1 UPS 8/17 118 P

2.)
STO 1 TAP 8/24 62 P
BTO 1 TAP 8/24 65 P

3.)
STO 1 SPY 8/15 280 C
BTO 1 SPY 8/15 283 C

4.)
STO 5 DB 8/17 11 P
BTO 5 DB 8/17 12 P

5.)
STO 1 GOOGL 8/17 1262.5 P
BTO 1 GOOGL 8/17 1257.5 P

If my math is correct my total possible loss for the week is $93 while my total possible gain for the week is $1136.

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>>10653671
>that
>alcoholism
you're not white are you anon

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10653702

>>10653672
me at point where can hardly see straight

>> No.10653704

>>10653480
ritz crackers and aquafresh toothpaste, half pack of GPC lights

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10653707

>>10653694
oh no

>> No.10653713

>>10653707
>people who are not white are allowed to post on this website
what have the four chins come to

>> No.10653728

>>10653605
yeah you double up later in the day
then you wait a week

i eat mushrooms like once a week lad
fuck acid tho

its gotta be VERY clean w a test kit for me to even touch it. the dirty stuff sucks shit

>> No.10653740

>>10653713
the fuck have you been?

>> No.10653746

>>10653740
just a shitpost lad
least on good boards like /int/ they're hit by the autoshibbolether
well, doesn't work so well for absolute subhuman amerimutts tho

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10653811

>>10653702
you are perfect, dont change a thing

>>10653728
>its gotta be VERY clean w a test kit for me to even touch it. the dirty stuff sucks shit
agreed, but i have a few friends from highschool who have chemistry majors, including one with a doctorate in chemical pharmacology
i can get the good shit, like the gummy-tabs, or eyedrops, not just sprayed blotter paper

and if im ever bored i can watch someone turn a sheet of paper into $10,000+ worth of LSD

but yea less reputable people will just soak some paper in daterape and call it LSD, shiite's wack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlX-OVk2_Ko

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Who here /sip & trade/?

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>>10653834
if its good stuff, like a long island tea, or ruby port (whose a decent pornstar too)

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great so we're stuck with barbie forever
f o r e v e r

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I'm 14 shots of gentleman Jack in and I'm only slightly buzzed and I'm only a weekend alchohalic. Y'all be light weights. Though I guess really alchohalic is better defined by dependence, so the question becomes do you need the shot after work? If yes alchohalic.

>> No.10654034

>>10654024
That is not my list of mixed drinks. Wrong list. Ok maybe feeling it, that it the weed.

>> No.10654036

>>10653746
this /int/ died at the same time as /pol/ years ago desu senpai
KC a ded too so shits all fugged
sucks. i miss everyone being in the same spot

>>10653811
i just dont like the dosing desu
more times than once, ive gotten a corner of the shit thats been soaked more and been just totally trainwrecked by it. mushrooms feel less like getting electrocuted, last half as long, and are much better for damn near everything imo

>>10653834
>sip n trade
>211
i didnt know homeless people posted ITT

>>10654009
car chase scene from bullet

>> No.10654045

>>10649940
sysco
home depot
advance auto parts
macy's
cisco
walmart
jcpenny
nvidia
applied materials
nordstrom

>> No.10654061

>>10653576
you aren't a NEET if you're a daytrader

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>>10654036
AFTER PART 3

>> No.10654067

>>10654061
damage control

>> No.10654096

>>10654067
you aren't very good at this
I don't think you're going to make it

>> No.10654104

>>10653690
idk what sto or bto means
if you can clarify i can help you out
im thinking it's sell/buy, for which I want to ask you why are you putting on so many vertical spreads

>> No.10654142

>>10654045
thats hardly narrowing anything down m8

>>10654062
dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxNJbCvCdQ

>> No.10654148

>>10654104
>short strangle officer
>doesnt understand STO/BTO
cmon lad
think

>> No.10654216

>>10654104
Sell to open and buy to open. Means I am selling and buying those strikes.

Also the charts for those stocks are bullish besides SPY which might change by Monday morning. UPS actually has the potential to run up to 127 this week.

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10654244

I think I'm just going to set the livestreams to a flat Friday night and Saturday night at 10:00pm

Any strong opinions on this?

>> No.10654245

>>10654216
Sorry, TAP and DB are bearish.

>> No.10654275

>>10653690
selling spreads like that will never have that sort of risk reward

your way closer to 1 to 1 probably, depending on fills. After commissions and stuff its eh. I really only do option selling when the vix goes crazy, you can make easy money on the theta/vol crush

>> No.10654306

>>10654275
yea selling stuff when the VIX is likely to spike like it will soon, bad idea imo

VIX comes in waves

>> No.10654322

>>10654306
You guys are assuming a market sell-off. This is very unlikely with the IMF talking about bailing out Turkey,

>> No.10654359

>>10654322
im assuming more VIX spikes
THATS when you should sell options
VIX will be down on monday morning
not worth it to sell spreads imo

>> No.10654377

>>10654142
nigga literally fucking kill yourself

>>10654148
who even uses those terms tho? just say buy/sell you fucking boomer.

>>10654216
so you're putting on a lot of vertical spreads because the charts are bullish? i only look at charts to visually track price movement compared to an expiration cycle and even then i dont do that too often. you just need a few things to know: is it in the SP500? Does it have high IV ranking? Is the spread tight? Can you short a strangle at the 16 delta and receive enough RoC to justify the risk?

>> No.10654389

Barbie Mermaidia next week boys

>> No.10654404

>>10654389
Hell fucking yes, Barbie knows a lot of secrets about the economy

>> No.10654424

>>10654389
>>10654404
Fuck.
I really regret not watching comfy's movie stream now.

>> No.10654438

>>10654377
>buying/selling on high IV
>16 delta
>not doing TA
>not mitigating risk

Just stop commenting.

>> No.10654451

>>10654377
you would if your selling spreads/strangles you mong
STO then BTC
BTO then STC
i dont wanna write out sell to open everytime thats fucking retarded

also
>nigga literally fucking kill yourself
why would you take so many fucking gambles?
narrow it down to the good ones m8

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>>10654438
>not mitigating risk
>having delta neutral options on underlyings in the literal thing that prices literally every other options out there isn't mitigating directional risk

>doing any sort of TA
>thinking you can actually read charts despite not understanding the true origins of all the indicators that you use and not being able to customize them to suit your curiosity
>thinking that taking profit from small .25% moves is less risky than increasing your breakeven by a large margin selling a strangle instead of buying shares with expensive commission (oh, but wait, you don't understand the statistical likelihood of how much an asset will move on any given day and you probably don't even understand what mean reversion, as you don't realize it's what I'm utilizing)

>>10654451
>sell a vertical
>long a vertical

WOW that's easy

>BTC...

>> No.10654527

>>10653340
most underrated post

>> No.10654546

UPS Aug 17 short strangle @ 116/121 for .56cr as an expiration play

>> No.10654589

>>10654546
not enough IV imo

>> No.10654641

>>10654589
that and capital requirements are quite hefty, but large accounts can take it to utilize number of occurrences with underlying diversity. if i took the trade it's the only one i could have on and then i'd probably get margin called when one of the legs got too outta hand with their delta

>> No.10654655

>>10654641
most the kids on here just mostly think about turning $50 into a $1000 through directional options bets, like most noobs

It's ok trade, no strong opinions one way or the other just light on the IV

>> No.10654733

new garlic bread
>>10654731

>>10654731

>>10654731

>> No.10654733,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10653417
I'm the guy who actually wrote that, on 4chan.