/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.10645864]

Imagine being born in Venezuela. Working hard for the last 8 months during the worst economic crisis in the hemisphere in centuries. Get enough money by doing online jobs, filling surveys for pennies, etc. Start investing in cryptocurrencies, so I can buy a lambo and finally food to avoid starvation. Everything goes well for four months in which I taste meat for the first time after one entire year eating only rice, avocados and sardines. I was able to buy myself even icecream once.

During this bear market I lost my internet connection and my position. Basically I lost a lot of money. It was only a few dollars but I can't recover from there. Depressed as hell while I don't what would become of me without chance to buy food for the next week.

I just wanted to vent.

[Anonymous No.10645936]

Should have invested in mining gear

[Anonymous No.10646084]

>>10645864
>Basically I lost a lot of money. It was only a few dollars

[Anonymous No.10646112]

>>10645864
j
u
s
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[Anonymous No.10646113]

>>10645864
kill Maduro
do it for /pol/
bye

[Anonymous No.10646117]

I lost over a milly op

[Anonymous No.10646125]

Man, i can only wish good luck

[Anonymous No.10646129]

>>10646113
I'm risking myself to go to jail just for answering this but, recently there were some dudes who attempt a drone attack against Maduro and his cabinet. The drone attack failed and it exploded meters away from Maduro.

How much does it cost to try something like that? People say it weren't venezuelans because we can't afford that.

[Anonymous No.10646134]

>Begging or asking for 'free money'/crypto is strictly forbidden. Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.

FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.10646148]

>>10646129
a drone cost approx. 900$
but you can do it with a truck or a knive
are you really scared of these faggots?
they can not even handle a crisis
so many Venezuelian in Colombia, just move at worst

[Anonymous No.10646149]

>>10646129

>implying killing maduro will change anything

lmao, just focus on keeping you belly full and don't try to be a hero kid

[Anonymous No.10646152]

>>10646129
I saw that on the news, that was clever
But i dont know the details of why it has failed

[Anonymous No.10646172]

>>10646149
unironically this and op btc will pass 50k in 2020

[Anonymous No.10646178]

>Average Monthly Net Salary (After Tax) 32.77 $

damn

[Anonymous No.10646208]

>>10645864
another guy willing for money with his cry story

[Anonymous No.10646217]

I have a friend of a friend that was from Venezuela. He had a good job out of college here making $40k a year and decided three years ago that e needed to go back home to be with his family. Our mutual friend begged him to stay here and told him he could do more for them by making money and sending it to them.

He didn’t listen.
They all live in poverty and my friend can’t reach him by phone or email anymore.

[Anonymous No.10646228]

I read how some of them are making a living by farming in runescape. Some people studied their ways and developed strategies to steal their stuff. Pretty cruel thing to do considering they do that stuff to survive in real life.

[Anonymous No.10646261]

>>10646178
It's actually way lower than that. Only a kilo of rice costs one month worth of salary.

I'm currently eating one meal per day. It has been like that for the last two weeks.

[Anonymous No.10646288]

>>10645864
Its not actually that bad. Its a CIA propaganda campaign and economic sabotage.

[Anonymous No.10646409]

capitalist pigs got btfo tho, no white male will sell you toliet paper in OUR country

[Anonymous No.10646452]

>>10646288
my coworker’s mother-in-law in VZ was killed this week after somebody broke into her house to rob her

[Anonymous No.10646627]

>>10646288
Montly salary its almost 2$, 1kg of chicken 2$, 1kg of rice almost 1$, meat 1$, any snack like cheese puffs 0.70$

[Anonymous No.10646676]

>>10646627
rough times anon reminds me of working in prison for 3$ a day

[Anonymous No.10646758]

>>10645864
Yo Venezuelan anon, you can (temporarily) make it with NIMIQ.
Got a credit/debit card? If yes use it to create an account on Google Cloud and use those free $300 to mine NIMIQ, right now you'll be getting a daily 5€ on exchanges, how's that sound?

[Anonymous No.10646775]

>>10646129
Serious Q: 4chan https not allowed in memezuella?

[Anonymous No.10646945]

>>10646775
wasnt allowed few years ago, now it is, i'm in memezuela right now

[Anonymous No.10646972]

Soon:

>some madman airdrops 30k in $1 bills over caracas
>800 dead in the riot

[Anonymous No.10647075]

>>10646627
Damn that shit cheap

[Anonymous No.10647142]

>>10646972
People kill each other for less "three people killed one guy to steal from him 60$ he was going to use to leave the country" https://ar01b22e121dttgll.wolrdssl.net/dolartoday/facebook-243431.html

[Anonymous No.10647158]

>>10646288
Choosing not to reinvest any capital into building refineries/maintaining isn't a CIA sabotage its a bad decision made by central planning. Its unfortunate that the economy had all its eggs in one basket and didn't bother to fix the basket or even start up something other then eggs.

[Anonymous No.10647184]

>>10647075
everything its cheap here if your salary its in $ (which its illegal) almost everybody (80-90%) wins less than 5$ montly

[Anonymous No.10647244]

>>10646217

[Anonymous No.10647251]

>>10647142

[Anonymous No.10647292]

>>10647251
Whats going on in the picture?

[Anonymous No.10647329]

>>10645864
It would take you almost 10 years to afford this. What is the most degrading thing you'd do for it?

[Anonymous No.10647340]

>>10646228
Yeah the Venezuelan gold farmers have overtaken the Chinese bots I can't tell you how many Miguel_2015 I've seen.

[Anonymous No.10647377]

>>10645864
i was wondering. is it possible to buy a real estate during this crash for a good money?
ive heard u guys earn there like 1-2$ months. so i would be able to buy a real estate for 1000$ right? if u provide me valuable info and a proof of ur rekt ill send u 1500 NIMiq. like 5 bucks.

[Anonymous No.10647674]

>>10647377
>buying real estate in a socialist dictatorship

even if you could own that land have your legality respected, and not raped and murdered within one day of being in the country, what makes you think prices will appreciate in any time in the future? the best things to buy would be things you could immediately move out of the country and sell for a markup. i was thinking of buying a ship and loading it full of cars.

[Anonymous No.10647780]

>>10647674
> claiming i got killed once i step into the country
> plans to buy a ship and load it with cars.
are u gonna fuckin buy and deliver them with fuckin uber ?????????

[Anonymous No.10647801]

>>10647674
i dont now what and how i am gonna do, but firstly, i need to be sure that there are RE to be bought for 1-2k$, than i can think about DIY.

[Anonymous No.10647844]

>>10646288
lol, i have family over there
My cousin and her husband managed to get asylum and one of my male cousins escaped to Colombia but the rest of the family is barely making it and crime is all over the place now, they even got threatened and blackmailed

[Anonymous No.10647845]

Are there actual vendors that accept cryptos in Venezuela? Or you only use it to hedge against their currency?

[Anonymous No.10647851]

>>10645864
Hey fren! Search facebook or Twitter for Nimizuela.

[Anonymous No.10647859]

>>10646676
>US prisoners make more in a day than Venezuelans in an entire month

[Anonymous No.10647882]

So for how much could you buy a Venezuela gf?

[Anonymous No.10648015]

>>10645864
I feel so bad for Venezuelanons. The sick thing is people in 2018 can see the results of communism in real-time and continue to vote for these policies. It's like a mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.10648029]

>>10645864
oh hey op i remember u

if u ever get out i'm here for u bb

[Anonymous No.10648052]

>>10645864
>>>/r9k/

No love for shitskins, this is a /pol/ colony

[Anonymous No.10648056]

>>10646758
>shilling your shitcoin to people in crippling poverty
please, please kys

[Anonymous No.10648074]

Damn man, I feel sorry for venezuelanos
I honestly would not know what to do if I was in your situation.

[Anonymous No.10648104]

real question to Venezuela-friends:

would you support a NATO-led intervention into your country, to get rid of Maduro and install a democracy?

[Anonymous No.10648134]

>>10648056
hes not shilling it u fucktard. decent laptop can make u 5-7$/week. without the electricity cost yet im not sure how this issue looks like there.
in fact nimiq is one of the coins that can make anything since 80% coins are useless and are just a imaginary dream made by band of retarded NEET's so they can believe they wont have to work any single hour in their miserably life.
I've mined/bought like one fuckin milion of those little bastards.
go
fuck
urself
and
sell
ur
stinky
linky
cuckload

[Anonymous No.10648153]

>>10647292
looks like the VZ senior officer is giving his soldatos TP

[Anonymous No.10648158]

>>10648104
Point of clarification: This invasion would be done under the Trump Doctrine where your oil reserves are confiscated in proportion to the cost of our military presence plus a nominal fee.

This could be as low as a few hundred billion or as high as several trillion dollars if you opt for the Nation Building Deluxe package and start an insurgency.

[Anonymous No.10648169]

>>10645864
How many dollars?

I'm not a whale by any means, but if you prove you're genuinely Venezuelan I will send you something

[Anonymous No.10648179]

>>10645864
Not sure if it's too late but download and set up the ETHOS wallet, their big airdrops releases are starting in a few days I believe. Tons of random different shitcoins they've announced are part of it.

[Anonymous No.10648266]

>born in the saudi arabia of south america
>country is beautiful and full of natural resources
>still manage to JUST yourself so hard you make mexico look like a prosperous utopia and Africa look like an endless buffet of fine dining
Imagine the incompetence needed to accomplish this. Literal goatfuckers managed to, with an even worse starting position (a fucking desert), become oil millionaires who are paying american instathots to get shat on and burning money on lambies for the lulz. Imagine how stupid, short sighted, and incompetent you would have to be to fuck up venezuela.
Socialism: not even once.

[Anonymous No.10648281]

>>10646972
>they're all in canadian dollars
>the punchline is they'll be worthless by end of year

[Anonymous No.10648740]

>>10648015
yeah

[Anonymous No.10648820]

>>10648169
This. I would consider donating a few linkies if you can prove your level of JUST

[Anonymous No.10648830]

>>10646084
a few us dollars is like a trillion pesos now

[Anonymous No.10648884]

>>10647292

soldiers are being rewarded with toilet paper and toothpaste for bravely beating up the starving population

[Anonymous No.10648899]

>>10645936
this

[Anonymous No.10648942]

>>10646113
Getting rid of all eurangutan high class from the Americas will solve all Americas problems.

[Anonymous No.10649028]

>>10645864
KEK ¿anon Venezolano tienes Paypal? actualmente no me funciona pero mas adelante puede te mande 3$ o algo asi.

[Anonymous No.10649041]

>>10645864
Just wanted to say I was also born in Venezuela but left many years ago because our country is fucked, way past the point of no return. It's been fucked for decades, but now it's completely ruined. I feel you pain, man, I really do, and I'm very sorry. On the other hand, the thing I remember when I used to go back was that every single fucking girl is hot. I would be amazed, and couldn't believe how much I took that for granted. Whenever I came back to the US where I live now, I would just see fatasses everywhere. I hope that continues being the case. Anyway, I hope things get better for you. Un abrazo, paisano!

[Anonymous No.10649103]

>>10648056
I'm not telling him to buy someone's bags, instead profit on some new altcoin using F R E E services that costs Z E R O (0).
So no, you go kill yourself, your existence benefits no one, not even to the venezuelan op which that's sad considering earning at least $1 a day on the internet is easy as peanuts

[Anonymous No.10649143]

>>10646217
>He didn’t listen.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Anonymous No.10649221]

>>10645864
sardines are meat you faggot

[Anonymous No.10649407]

Maracaibo reporting in.

We had a 14 hour long power cut (7pm-11am) and another one just 30 mins ago.

Sometimes I dream of Maduro and all of the retards that say stupid shit like >>10646288 (unironically, of course) getting executed in live television and their grilled heads rolling on the streets.

>>10648104
>>10648158
>would you support a NATO-led intervention into your country, to get rid of Maduro and install a democracy?

I would even support a nuclear cleansing as long as they take those subhumans with the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.10649578]

hey venezuelacuck,

how much US Dollar to fuck some beautiful 10/10 venzuala chicks right now?

[Anonymous No.10649865]

>>10646217
JUST'd

[Anonymous No.10649875]

>>10645936
It is illegal to import or own mining equipment in Venezuela
>>10646178
Yeah, with the Govt's official exchange rate which no Venezuelan has access to

I'm a Venezuelan, thanks to freelancing I managed to land a job on Mexico. I work for a cryptocurrency startup.

>>10649407
My fellow Maracaibanon, you people don't deserve the amount of shit you're getting

[Anonymous No.10649892]

>>10649221
>t. not a Catholic Jewing his way out of a dietary restriction
Not gonna make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.10649897]

>>10645864
What real estate in Venezuela for $250,000? USD

[Anonymous No.10649900]

>>10646288
Then why are there over 1 million fucking Venezuelans sleeping in the street in Colombia? One of the shittest countries in South America and Venezuelans rsther literally sleep on the street there than go back to Venezuela.

M8, Venezuela is fucked beyond belief whenever I talk to my sudaca friends they tell me horror stories about Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.10649970]

>>10649897

>real estate in Venezuela

why would you own real state in a country that literally seized a factory from Kelloggs?

[Anonymous No.10649977]

>>10645864

I run a small firm creating software and sites for clients in Europe. I have only been hiring Venezuelan devs, since it's cheap for me and it's a whole lot of money for them. OP if you have skills advertise them on jobs4bitcoins on reddit. I may hire you considering business is picking up. I generally pay 500$ per month for little work. At minimum it would cost me 2x as much +taxes if I would hire an European dev. No problem if your internet goes out. I'm pretty chill about that. Just communicate it and be upfront.

[Anonymous No.10650000]

>>10645864
Your English is too good. Btfo larp

[Anonymous No.10650037]

>>10649977

Posts like these is why you go into pure math instead of computer science. LITERAL startving south-americans can do your job.

[Anonymous No.10650786]

>>10645864
>Crypto
>Not forex
lol
>No stop loss
wtf

[Anonymous No.10650853]

>>10645864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsfKGE5Q-74

[Anonymous No.10650911]

>>10650037
Yeah except good luck getting pajeet level code to work in prod in a real company. Development jobs are still high in demand, look at salaries in the US

[Anonymous No.10650971]

>>10650037
But is the code as high quality?