/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10605119]

Words to live by edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed)
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed)

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

[Anonymous No.10605133]

>>10605119
stocks are for poorfags who cant crypto

[Anonymous No.10605145]

>>10605133
My grandma used to change clothes in front of me but I still learned how to ride a bike. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.10605161]

Fucking jd, do something

[Anonymous No.10605162]

These threads are garbage

stop posting them

[Anonymous No.10605172]

>>10605133
crypto is for smoothbrains who can't learn options

[Anonymous No.10605173]

warning guys, there is some pissed off non-human higher powers that are mooning tesla soon. /x/ tier shit is going down.

[Anonymous No.10605176]

>>10605133

[Anonymous No.10605178]

Why did REGN shit itself?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605179]

>>10605162
t. Upset cryptobaby

[Anonymous No.10605180]

>>10605119
This is a crypto board, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10605184]

>>10605173
don't let me down Elon

[Anonymous No.10605192]

>no previous thread
>broken links

[Anonymous No.10605198]

>Hmm, do I long or short SNAP?
>How about both, then either way I will

>Somehow still wrong

JUST

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605199]

>>10605172
>smoothbrains

kek

[Anonymous No.10605210]

>>10605184
The storm god of cycles is in on it. I wouldn't be surprised to see 450-500. Not trading advice, /x/ tier shit.

[Anonymous No.10605211]

The cryptards are sperging out because their Ponzi scheme is falling apart

[Anonymous No.10605213]

tfw locked into 200 shares of LCI because sold covered calls

[Anonymous No.10605215]

Is there any way of turtle beach making it to $40

[Anonymous No.10605218]

>>10605180
Crypto is for low IQ neets. /smg/ is for High IQ gentlemen.

[Holdmoar No.10605226]

>>10605215
Nope.

[Anonymous No.10605227]

>>10605179

This board was created for crypto, not this BS you retarded newfag

[Anonymous No.10605232]

CNBC having two people on back to back who are saying 420 tsla buyout < 50% likely to happen. Time to buy this shit

[Anonymous No.10605236]

>>10605146
pls anons

[Anonymous No.10605238]

>>10605227
Kek. It was created for multi level marketing and “entrepreneurs” selling useless shit on eBay.

[Anonymous No.10605246]

>>10605227
BTC $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.10605248]

>>10605213
what price did you sell your calls at?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605249]

The cryptoboi zoom zooms are mad

fuck your magic rock. Real rock market is where it is at

[Anonymous No.10605253]

>>10605227

Kys with your pathetic baby ponzi money

[Anonymous No.10605260]

>>10605236
Solid stock, I’m up 100% year over year. Everyone all over Europe and USA and rich asians this winter/spring were wearing it. Won’t be bad. At least minor gains.

[Anonymous No.10605265]

>>10605232
media manipulation is real

[Anonymous No.10605267]

>>10605232
Morgan stanley said Model 3 would not hit 5k before 1H 2019. They updated with a lower price target after neared it this summer. There is some weird shit going on with Tesla.

Oil, dealerships, energy, autos, are all against tesla.

[Anonymous No.10605272]

>>10605236

Never underestimate the desire of Chinese for dead animal parts

[Anonymous No.10605273]

>>10605265
Only boomer stay at home dads watch CNBC. But yes very real.

[Anonymous No.10605274]

>>10605260
thanks for the answer, i was thinking the same about every young rich white/asian girl wearing it.
cheers anon

[Anonymous No.10605277]

>>10605172
consider that well established stocks change by a sub 1% so you need stupidly high leverage and every jew is already in the know so you can't compete small time while purchasing actions will cost you more than you'll get back in ROI
but with crypto, the goyim have a chance to make it or leave it

[Anonymous No.10605279]

whats the consensus on JNUG

[Anonymous No.10605282]

>>10605267
The weird shit is the discount for TSLA. This fetishism of “contrarian” attitudes of “le big short”.

[Anonymous No.10605286]

>>10605279

This isn't a coin

fuck off

[Anonymous No.10605287]

>>10605277

Fuck off back to your training wheel ponzi

[Anonymous No.10605290]

>>10605273
You have to watch CNBC for the opposite reasons they want you to. Never listen to the advice. Just nice as an extra screen and for some sentiment.

[Holdmoar No.10605291]

>>10605226
>>10605215
Sorry forgot picture. If you look here you can see that after IPO it was a hard downward trend. The recent spike can be attributed to tax benefit and idiots gambling on it. Part of the problem is that they make a shitty fucking product and sell way to high and the market has plenty of headphone makers who do that already. The loss of the console headphone market is a large part of their absolutely horrific performance. The price is now going to correct to where it should be.

[Anonymous No.10605294]

>>10605279
It... Seems to be going downhill since forever?

Do you have any reason to believe this will change?

[Anonymous No.10605296]

>>10605253
>>10605238

>t. bitter nocoiners who missed out on the run last year

[Anonymous No.10605305]

>>10605290
True. At most sometimes they have hot anchors but since May they’re showing less of those. And I have caught a few good IPOs they mentioned (just because it was happening not because they scanned for it kek).

[Anonymous No.10605319]

>>10605296
How broke are you?

[Anonymous No.10605320]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having chicken nachos today, and I'm only down like .31% so that's nice. Got some extra free capital so I might long TLT.

[Anonymous No.10605321]

>>10605294
for a range trade duh


Paging TEH PROFIT
are the miners run out of money still

[Proud 5% Shareholder in !uvXYInCiWk No.10605322]

>>10605227
imagine being this retarded
enjoy serious liquidity issues on all of your major exchanges, handing your life savings to large banks in an unregulated market, and of course, total loss

>>10605103
rollout to longer contracts if youre still interested in the position

>>10605112
>>10605096
pic related

>>10605213
buy em back if theyre cheap and then sell more calls desu

[Anonymous No.10605327]

>>10605274
Fosho Bro. Canada Goose is a winning brand no matter how you look at it and and at $1000+ a jacket they print money. Fuck even I felt weird not having one this winter just by all the young girls and yuppies showing it off.

[Anonymous No.10605331]

>>10605305
yep, the real indicator I liked today was that the board members on twitter had positive sentiment today in their tweets.

Not that I had doubts before though.

[Anonymous No.10605338]

>>10605279
need a trend reversal. Not sure what the catalyst will be but it seems like for the time being gold is finding support around 1200. meanwhile miners still falling.
i don't know what the fuck is happening but i keep acquiring GDX calls with long expiration because one day this fucker is going to pop

[Anonymous No.10605339]

Is a $30 put for MAXR a good idea? They just got sued for accounting bullshit and apparently they'll have to stop their dividend. only a 16% drop from current price to get there.

[Anonymous No.10605340]

>>10605296
>t. bitter nocoiners who missed out on the run last year
alot of people in here made money on the run and got out while all the newbs of the market like you started piling in.

Learn how markets work. Rotate your money. Crypto market is not the bull this month, or this year, meanwhile stockmarket climbs consistently

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605344]

>>10605321
the junior ones?
yea, prolly

[Anonymous No.10605350]

>>10605320
, Im down 1% today, and I was also down 1% yesterday

[Anonymous No.10605351]

>>10605291
Wtf. Stock doesn’t crash like boomers and shorts expected, and posts great guidance. Fortnite is raging onwards. Epic games has 8.5billion valuation, and strong HEAR sales. Is this market manipulation???

[Anonymous No.10605357]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.10605360]

>>10605296
>Implying
Yo pea brain I made x600 gains on crypto and then sold at the ATH. Now, instead of gambling in a bear market and funneling money to ((them)) while they cash out on your stupidity, I trade on a less volatile yet miles more profitable market than whatever shit is going on with crypto.

If you think you've learned enough about the market (doubt it), then switch over and start trading something with value as opposed to the ever deflating shitcoins you have your minimum wage savings in.

[Anonymous No.10605365]

>>10605320
holy fuck that made me so hungry just now

[Anonymous No.10605366]

alright boys and reluctant kneepad girl

These are the last two stocks I own after taking profit earlier

What next

[Anonymous No.10605368]

>>10605340

I've owned bitcoin since 2010 you fucking faggot

>>10605319

I'm doing alot better than you and you're 3% yearly gain stocks lmao

[Anonymous No.10605369]

>>10605296
Memecoiners (all coins are memes) are gambling without skill.

Investors are using superior intelligence to predict macro trends, identify value, and make easy money.

[Anonymous No.10605370]

>>10605296

I can make 10x on options easily. Way more consistent than your digital beanie baby

[Anonymous No.10605373]

how do i short bruce willis?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bruce-willis-star-moviepass-films-130000222.html?.tsrc=rss

[Anonymous No.10605375]

>https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=2773996&headline=REGN;AMGN;RHHBY;JNJ-Drugmakers-fall-after-CMS-unveils-changes-to-Medicare-Part-B-plans
FFFFFUCK

[Anonymous No.10605379]

>>10605366
Forgot pic ayy

[Anonymous No.10605382]

>>10605368
Doubt you have profit margins, and if you do then you better pull the fuck out and put it somewhere that isn't purely speculative.

[Anonymous No.10605390]

>>10605369
>Investors are using superior intelligence to predict macro trends, identify value, and make easy money.

holy shit, thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.10605391]

>>10605331
Usually my sentiment is “if it’s on CNBC, it’s too late” or “what is big money tryanna shill desperately to schmuck retail investors”

[Anonymous No.10605397]

>>10605368
>I've owned bitcoin since 2010 you fucking faggot
bottom line is............. nobody cares

[Anonymous No.10605401]

HOME DEPOT

Lemme see $203 baby

[Anonymous No.10605403]

HMNY CEO live in 30 min

https://money.cnn.com/investing/markets-now/index.html?iid=EL

[Anonymous No.10605405]

>want to invest in Mittelstand
>can't

[Monk No.10605410]

Thoughts on fb breaking 220?

[Anonymous No.10605411]

>>10605403
w/ bruce willis?

[Anonymous No.10605418]

The only thing worse than the daily “which tripfags are better” circle jerk is you tards trying to reason with the cryptofags. Just make fun of them and move along.

[Anonymous No.10605421]

>>10605403
is he going to off himself on live tv?

[Anonymous No.10605423]

>>10605397

You're right

Now back to the main point - These threads don't belong here. This board was created for crypto. Take this shit over to /b/

[Anonymous No.10605426]

>>10605390
Coins were cool before boomers started manipulating it like they do to stocks. Sorry bruh.

[Anonymous No.10605431]

>>10605368
>I'm doing alot better than you
No you're not, cope more you angsty teenager.

[Anonymous No.10605438]

>>10605423
Yes we need 20+ more threads of coin memes with 3-5 responses.

[Anonymous No.10605439]

>>10605403
Buy now while you still can

[Anonymous No.10605445]

Have any other NEETs had problems with being allowed to short sell stocks? My broker told me the NYSE won't let me short sell without a declared income. What the fuck is this? Land of the free my ass.

[Anonymous No.10605451]

>>10605423
not only a crypto fag but also a newfag
SAD!

[Anonymous No.10605455]

TSLA is running circles around shorts. They aren't even covering

[Anonymous No.10605461]

>>10605445
There’s ways around it. Just max out your alleged income. Or use a Caribbean broker (not joking).

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605467]

>>10605368
>I've owned bitcoin since 2010 you fucking faggot
wow anon u must be so rich
pretty cool how you still have time to come into a bread about things you hate and be bitter about it

[Anonymous No.10605483]

>>10605421
He’s gonna yell “gotcha bitches!” Then fly off with his jet pack never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.10605484]

>>10605451
>newfag

projecting.

crypto is the only reason this board exists. It was created because it needed it's own space outsid of /g/

dumbass.

[Anonymous No.10605486]

>>10605455
TSLA and Shorts:
https://youtu.be/WoudYNeVn5E

[Anonymous No.10605489]

>>10605455
I'm pretty sure at this point the shorts hate him enough to risk complete annihilation for a chance to sink Elon's flagship.

[Anonymous No.10605493]

>>10605291
Where is "where it should be"

[Holdmoar No.10605499]

>>10605351
The entire price movement was based around YouTubers/streamers and battle royal games being hot. The problem is that's the ultimate fad market and once all the kids have copied their favorite netstar and bought a pair nobody else is going to buy a pair and then it's off to a new fad. You got beanie babied

[Anonymous No.10605501]

>>10605484
Actual old fag here and biz never had coins in the first place. Kys. I’ve been on 4chan since I was 7.

[Anonymous No.10605508]

could you guys stop talking about crypto, theres like a bunch of other shitty threads talking about it.

We all understand there is a market for it but it's off topic in an /smg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.10605513]

>>10605484
Nobody cares get a new hobby because crypto is over.

[Anonymous No.10605515]

>>10605499
It’s not a fad market tho. It is posting strong Q2 earnings that rose from Q1 and good guidance for rest of 18. Fortnite is raging onwards and won’t go away. If it does a new battle royale will come up. Fucking boomers killed my calls cuz they couldn’t believe this shit is real.

[Anonymous No.10605517]

>>10605489
That's the sentiment I get. They don't believe him at all and the emotion is too high. Cutting losses in this case is very hard for them especially when he is trapping them.

[Anonymous No.10605519]

no movement today. only oil is down 4%

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605520]

>>10605423
>This board was created for crypto
fact is, it wasnt, it isnt, and as your libertarian NEETfunbux continue to circle the drain whilst being swallowed whole, there will be less and less of you, and more and more of us. how does that make you feel? do you want to tell us about it?

but believe me nigger, the feeling is mutual. i would like nothing more than to have our own board free from you fucking invalids

[Anonymous No.10605523]

>>10605403
Just bought 900 shares, should I buy more

There has to be a price jump when this happens

[Anonymous No.10605531]

cnbc and all the suits are pissed he tweeted it out. Still too seething to see straight. This is amazing. Going to be a historic squeeze.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605538]

>>10605520
>own board free from you fucking invalids

please it would make my year

[Anonymous No.10605540]

every single time I buy GE at 13 it drops to 12.70
not falling for it this time

[Anonymous No.10605541]

>>10605499
Q1 results were incredible so the stock soared. Q2 was also good but boomers can’t accept that this is here to stay. Q3 will be great too... and maybe then boomers(gen x is also le 28 year old boomer) will realize their sins.

Forgive them lord for they know not what they do.

[Anonymous No.10605543]

>>10605523
OHH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.10605545]

how much does everyone have in PMs?

[Anonymous No.10605546]

>>10605523
buying more HMNY is always smart money

[Anonymous No.10605549]

>>10605403
At last... the live JUST'NING IS HABBENING BOIS! GET FUCKING HYPED!!!

[Anonymous No.10605557]

>>10605546
Eh at worst it can’t really go down more can it? Lol.

[Anonymous No.10605563]

>>10605557
I just bought 100 shares and i know i'm throwing money away

[Anonymous No.10605565]

Apple, Tencent, Google, Saudis, who is it behind the curtain of Elon Musk's tweet? Maybe Waymo deal contigent on giving Waymo a fleet of EVs

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10605569]

>>10605403
I despise CNN but I'll watch it just for this

[Anonymous No.10605572]

>>10605563
Kek. I’m just watching it. I’ll buy 6k worth if it starts trending and just day trade it.

[Anonymous No.10605576]

>>10605546
HMNYs business model is massively diluting and selling shares. The movie pass thing is litterally just to get attention so they can sell shares to future bagholders.

[Anonymous No.10605577]

>my oil calls
WTF BOMB IRAN PLS

[Anonymous No.10605580]

>>10605445
short selling is an unlimited risk position. buy put spreads instead

>>10605565
capital coming from the Saudis, the Chinese govt, and some silicon valley venture capital firms

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10605593]

HI TEH PROFIT I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.10605599]

>>10605580
2.5Trillion Saudi Aramco valuation is ongoing. Saudis probably could buy TSLA just to hedge against oil as a minor play. Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.10605601]

Larry Page's entire networth would be enough.

[Anonymous No.10605603]

>woke up too late so couldn't apply for new job this morning
>Minimum wage job is shit, been standing around doing nothing for 3 hours now
>Stocks are red day

Fucking terrible day, and it's only Wednesday

[Anonymous No.10605606]

>>10605580
anyone got a cnn live stream that I dont need a provider for? I want to see what this madman is going to do

[Anonymous No.10605609]

Why didn’t you listen about AMRS, anon?

[Anonymous No.10605612]

Should I risk it?

[Holdmoar No.10605613]

>>10605493
I'd guess 25 dollars. You go to far back in their price history and you get when they were basically the only game in town for Xbox and ps2. There has also been a substantial increase in over gaming headphone manufacturers like I said.

>>10605515
You can believe whatever you want about battle royal style games being a fad. I haven't seen too many hallway shooters or team fortress clones of late. And the point still stands that there is not a lot of turn over. I still have the shitty pair I bought for my Xbox, I don't use them because I have far batter headphones but they just are there. It's kinda like the problem facing gopro

[Anonymous No.10605617]

>>10605523
Some guy yesterday said he has 40,000 shares. I myself have 1,500. This is either going to be extremely stupid or extremely crazy.

[Anonymous No.10605625]

>>10605580
larry page is on quotes saying he would give all his money to elon musk if he dies., that's tens of billions alone.

I think people underestimate how much of silicon valley billionaires would love to fund musk. Waymo could go EV and it makes sense there

I see like 20 different paths to get the money. The shorts are so fucking unimaginative.
>where is the bank behind it!!

I give TSLA a strong buy but use whatever you want to value it.

[Anonymous No.10605637]

Tf is this shit? Just go up or down dammit.

This has got to be manipulation, right? How long will it go on for...

[Anonymous No.10605640]

>>10605612
buy 100 shares

[Anonymous No.10605641]

>>10605613
Dude. Fortnite is expanding and everyone buys a headset. It’s like it’s 1906 and you’re telling me that your fancy Cola is better than Coca Cola(tm).

Fortnite is not going away. And HEAR owns the intro headset market that plebs use. I know their headsets are shit but they’re cheap and everywhere.

[Anonymous No.10605644]

>>10605617
I'm not betting on HMNY, but I wish you the best of luck. I hope you make it.

[Anonymous No.10605645]

>>10605609
Nice call dude. Good to see big winners on /smg/

[Anonymous No.10605659]

>bought TSLA at 5:55pm yesterday @ $382, literally bought the ATH
I’m getting pretty justed. Come on musk with the BO. What are real chances he’s lying about going private/having funding? I don’t want him to get shkreli’d

[Anonymous No.10605670]

>>10605659
He can’t just lie. He can’t.

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605671]

>>10605593
comf i was talking w you last night lol
im on here all the fucking time

[Anonymous No.10605673]

>>10605659
It's extremely high probability. The slow roll is on purpose I believe. Just like the tweet.

He knew a week ago at least he was doing this.

[Anonymous No.10605677]

>>10605659
I would have sold the minute I saw it go down by $3.5 in the pre/after market. That sort of stuff can be foretelling.

[Anonymous No.10605686]

>>10605677
It soared on open to 380.

[Anonymous No.10605689]

pls don't go down 5% everyday X

maybe just a 4% down day thks

[Anonymous No.10605691]

>>10605677
pre/after is too manipulated to tell on this type of traded stock

[Anonymous No.10605705]

I think people are worried that musk/tesla haven't been firm on anything yet. My perspective, which could easily be wrong, is that this shit is on purpose to roast everyone.

People are seeing no new strong news on Tesla's side as weakness which is why it went to 372. I wouldn't read anything into it.

[Anonymous No.10605707]

>>10605641
Continued...

What you’re seeing is gaming going truly mainstresm it’s free, it’s growing on mobile, has exclusives lined up for rest of 2018, and hasn’t even hit peak market penetration. You’re the fancy gamer with his 500 dollar headset. Nobody gives a fuck. Kys.

[Anonymous No.10605723]

>>10605705
He has never lied this much. He can’t say something as definite as this and not be honest. He has “misled investors before” by saying “we should hit this milestone x by time y”.

[Anonymous No.10605729]

>>10605673
High prob it’s BS or high prob of buyout?

[Anonymous No.10605742]

>>10605723
Never by outright deliberate explicit lie.

[Anonymous No.10605743]

>>10605723
>He has “misled investors before” by saying “we should hit this milestone x by time y”.
mid teens

[Anonymous No.10605745]

>>10605723
Yes, it wasn't fly of the seat either. Literally pre-planned a long time.

>>10605729
I put it on 95% of being credible with fully funding.

[Anonymous No.10605750]

>>10605686
It went down by $3 when I woke up in the morning.

>>10605691
I guess you're right. Tesla is very unpredictable.

[Anonymous No.10605761]

>>10605750
Market manipulation involves intentionally moving prices bros. It can involve investing hundreds of millions just to build and change trends.

[Anonymous No.10605767]

>can only afford 100 shares of near penny stock companies
>near penny stock companies all have no volume on call options
so much for making money with covered calls

[Anonymous No.10605773]

>>10605707
>>10605641
Think its a good idea to get into ATVI and TTWO?
both are releasing pretty big titles soonish.

[Anonymous No.10605775]

>>10605767
ODP? RAD?

[Anonymous No.10605776]

>>10605767
>not randomly picking calls
>bothering about covered calls
Kek. It’s like you’re not even trying bro.

[Anonymous No.10605783]

Weed stocks

[Anonymous No.10605787]

>>10605403
is this available direct form that page? or will I need some TV subscription and start to rage?

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605791]

>>10605767
use finviz and scan for hi IV stocks

[Anonymous No.10605796]

>>10605775
I've been trying to get people to buy my ATM ODP calls for weeks now, no bites.

[Anonymous No.10605806]

>>10605773
Yes. Gaming continues to be underestimated.

[Anonymous No.10605811]

>>10605750
I’m surprised it isn’t down more desu. It’s eerily quiet

[Anonymous No.10605818]

SNAP has some pretty cheap puts available right now

[Anonymous No.10605821]

>>10605787
it works

[Anonymous No.10605826]

>>10605811
He’s either going to be arrested and lose his billionaire life or it’s gonna soar and they’re gonna go through negotiations ... and maybe fail or not... but short term moon rocket in any case.

[Holdmoar No.10605830]

>>10605707
Gaming with a headset and not a 12.2 surrounded sound system, get out of here stalker. But you do have a point I am a serious gamer who has been playing games since the NES. I get it battle royal is the new hotness, I remember the last time battle royal was hot. We called it death match. You want to throw money at a overvalued stock go for it. I personally hope gaming goes back to being niche. Mainstream is ruining it, just like going mainstream ruined comics.

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605831]

>>10605796
try closer to the bid
if you want, give me the strike and expiry and ill snapshot the options market depth so you can see whats up

[Anonymous No.10605840]

>>10605818
Should have risen to 15 but puts refused to sell. Stubbornness is gonna be expensive this week. If it didn’t crash to 10 or lower today, it’s not going to.

[Anonymous No.10605854]

Reminder that Home Depot is headed back to $203

[Anonymous No.10605860]

>>10605119
Oilu getting btfo today, should have looked at the solid green candlestick and bought oild. All mug stocks are flat overall. Looking for a good point to buy in more oilu.

[Anonymous No.10605870]

>>10605830
Exactly. You’re the early adopter hobbyist. The mainstream gaming revolution is coming and boomer investors still think it’s just basement dwelling neets like you. I’m an old school gamer too tho kek. Been nodding and playing all sorts of games with rigs for years... that shit is not what HEAR is growing on.

[Anonymous No.10605882]

>>10605599
Afaik Saudi ipo is dead

[Anonymous No.10605888]

>>10605854
Home Depot > Lowe’s
I’ll be so glad when people realize this and that shithole store gets shut down.

[Anonymous No.10605889]

>>10605870
Modding* total war , Stalker, other games, etc.

[Anonymous No.10605892]

>>10605637
until the maximum number of options expire OTM

[Anonymous No.10605905]

>>10605882
Not dead. They are pushing it off but still paying IBankers. They only had to do it if oil crashed and stayed low. If it rises they don’t mind keeping t private and the books are insanely complicated due to +5,000 princes and their allowances all being tied to it.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10605926]

>>10605888
qft
also the guy who owns home depo really nice

[Anonymous No.10605967]

Mfw HMNY is the great growth story of the decade.

[Anonymous No.10605970]

>>10605888
they're literally the same fucking store with a palette swap

[Anonymous No.10605984]

>>10605967
I tried looking for a free live stream but fell short

[Anonymous No.10605989]

>>10605970
Honestly if I wasn’t so distracted by SNAP and TSLA I had my eye on basic plays into Home Depot, Lowe’s, Office Depot, and MTCH.

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10605992]

>>10605860
i think oil has another leg down. im charting/talking about USO here, but i see it at least hitting 13.60 desu

>>10605882
i think saudis have no choice but to go ahead w it. theyll balk about it, but they need this more than we need it

[Anonymous No.10605998]

>>10605967
great team, farnsworth has vision, bringing bruce willis on board is a great move, $70-100 EOY IMHO

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606003]

>>10605671
Oh, how embarrassing.
>>10605967
Just bought 200 shares, time to make some serious cash
>>Bank of America
Please go down, thank you

[Anonymous No.10606004]

>>10605327
>Buying jackets for global warming
You're not going to make it

[Anonymous No.10606010]

>>10605998
Kek. I am gonna go all in if it rises to 0.5

[Anonymous No.10606021]

>>10605967
Show time, boys.

[Anonymous No.10606022]

>>10605970
No. Lowe’s is for the suburban dwellers who drive mini vans. Fucking terrible customer service. Anyone doing real work goes to Home Depot.

[Anonymous No.10606023]

HMNY LIVE NOW

[Anonymous No.10606026]

HMNY CEO LIVE NOW

https://money.cnn.com/investing/markets-now/index.html?iid=EL

[Anonymous No.10606028]

>>10606003
oooo
better luck next time

[Anonymous No.10606037]

>>10606026
>>10606023
>>10606021

already bumpin' -> .0725 by end of interview (EOI)

[Anonymous No.10606038]

>>10606004
I was in Iceland this winter. Nothing but Asians wearing Canada goose and taking photos. Same in NYC but any rich young person is wearing it... if not some super expensive designer jacket.

[Holdmoar No.10606047]

>>10605992
Oil be wrecking my portfolio. Curses the irational market wins again.

[Anonymous No.10606049]

>>10605888
I knew a girl that worked at Lowe’s that could just override the store price because her manager was basically like “anything to get a sale”

I got a $500 rug for $1

Long the depot, short Lowe’s

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606055]

>>10606028
>BUT MY ROBINTRACK CHARTS

[Anonymous No.10606065]

>>10606026
*Hides smirk with hand*

Sad.

[Anonymous No.10606064]

>>10606022
99% of Home Depot employees don’t know shit not that it matters lol.

[Anonymous No.10606076]

>>10606023
>>10606026
Profit

[Anonymous No.10606083]

>>10606004
>long on income inequality
>long on Canada Goose
There.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10606085]

Golly he looks fucked up. >>10606026

[Anonymous No.10606087]

>>10606026
Good lord

[Anonymous No.10606088]

>>10605133
I am sure owning part of a company that pays dividends is more valuable then made up digital currency. also crypto is a joke it gets hacked all of the time.

[Anonymous No.10606098]

>>10605423
4 years ago literally nobody was talking about crypto currency here. This board used to be aboit actual business and finance.
Memecoins ruined this board.

[Anonymous No.10606120]

>>10605423
This board existed before the crypto boom

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10606126]

>>10606047
its not being irrational
there were very few buyers up at that level. OVX was just sort of plodding along. some fuckers w a lot of money noticed there were no buyers, so they went short. now here we are. i still think were in for a multi-year oil bull desu

[Anonymous No.10606141]

>>10606085
>ywn be the CEO of a billion dollar corporation and do an interview shitfaced while you run it into the ground
Why live

[Anonymous No.10606144]

MASSIVE HMNY GAINS

[Anonymous No.10606149]

>>10605840
I think it will crash, I think it's just being held artificially afloat until the 10th to try and knock-out most options

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606158]

>>10606126
When do the Iranian sanctions for oil go into effect? October?
The broad market ones hit yesterday but the oil ones haven't hit yet

[Anonymous No.10606163]

>>10606076
>>10606144
and its gone. should have sold and made 3 cents

[Anonymous No.10606168]

That was the worst interview
This guy is gonna kill himself

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10606169]

>>10606047
ill likely be selling my puts of my strangle at some point tomorrow or maybe close today, then buying more calls. but i DO think USO will scrape the bottom of its keltner channels at the very least

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10606170]

>>10606144
There is so little volume on it /smg/ could control the price

[Anonymous No.10606175]

>>10606144
>bought at the market so I’m down .12
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10606188]

>>10606026
low energy as heckies

[Anonymous No.10606194]

>>10606141
HMNY is not a billion dollar corporation, it's a $30,000 corporation with $250,000,000 in debt

[Anonymous No.10606196]

>>10605198
yeah next time make the spread smaller, brosef

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10606198]

>>10606158
last i looked rouhani said he was open to negotiations at the last possible second.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-06/hours-trump-restores-iran-sanctions-rouhani-says-open-negotiations
>>10606175
dont do this to yourself

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606200]

>>10606170
>mfw I'm up .08 on HMNY
I'm a fucking Chad

[Anonymous No.10606202]

>>10606149
>>10606149
It should but it actually posted great revenue numbers and has adult supervision for the first time. Someone needs to make Evan disappear.

[Anonymous No.10606213]

>>10606026
I just caught the tail end, but I guess it didn't go well since it dropped 5% as soon as it was over.

[Anonymous No.10606219]

>>10606202
Evan Spergel thinks talking like a freshman giving a presentation he didn’t study or prepare for is a legitimate way to conduct interviews or earnings.

[Anonymous No.10606221]

>>10606198
I keep telling you people not to buy into political kayfabe

You'd think the fact that our president is in the WWE Hall of Fame would be a hint

[Anonymous No.10606229]

>>10606144
I noticed I had 34 cents in my Robinhood so going to buy 5 shares lmao

[Anonymous No.10606238]

>>10606219
Miranda is gonna leave him if he lets the company crash. He needs to be a hands off recluse CEO who can keep his title but needs to
Stfu.

[Anonymous No.10606245]

>>10605320
Yummy! Sorry I’m late, work has been busy this morning

[Anonymous No.10606249]

>CMCM

[Anonymous No.10606266]

>>10606163
Jesus christ. Why take such a massive position? I couldn’t sleep with such exposure.

[Anonymous No.10606275]

Turkey being shit continues

Turkey’s five-year credit default swaps climbed seven basis points to 355 as of 12:47 p.m. in Istanbul, the highest level since April 2009. The nation’s contracts are the only ones across emerging markets to have widened this quarter. The lira weakened 1.3 percent Wednesday, slipping toward a record low of 5.4222 per dollar reached Monday.

[Anonymous No.10606319]

>>10606266
Gotta play big to win big

[Anonymous No.10606324]

>>10605198
Itkf. Just glad I bought far enough out that I should still be able to profit some on my $13 put.

[Anonymous No.10606345]

how many free fuckin movie tickets did HMNY have to shell out to get on CNN

[teh profit !YgIceJesus No.10606346]

>>10606221
>I keep telling you people not to buy into political kayfabe
who said anything about buy?
i got myself a delta neutral straddle yesterday because OVX was low and looked funny. i actually anticipated it was going to drop. thats why i went long vol

[Anonymous No.10606352]

>>10606275
Kek are you seriously trading swaps or what?

[Anonymous No.10606367]

>>10606275
im long USDTRY, this shit is solid gold

literally the worst non North Korean country in the world right now, they will fail soon it just keeps happening

[Anonymous No.10606370]

So it turns out, by an act of God SNAP didn't wipe out my portfolio, decided to go all on in ROAD, not options but actual shares.

[Anonymous No.10606376]

>>10606275
I’m long on Turkish economy since their debt is primarily private sector (not government like Greece or Portugal) and they are under tremendous bs political shitshows thet have nothing to do with economic fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.10606389]

>>10606352
Nothing, I was 70% portfolio in TSLA calls. I had been watching it a long time though.

[Anonymous No.10606391]

>>10606370
Why's that, looks like it's taking shit

[Anonymous No.10606402]

>>10606391
I was the guy that went all in on SNAP puts.

[Anonymous No.10606411]

>>10606376
Also if the USD/TRY drops to 1:2 or 1:1.2 (as in 2004-5) their debt decreases 500%.

Their debt has is increasing because of the exchange rate not because they took on debt they couldn’t pay or because they are running Ponzi schemes. They have revenue and massive growth still.

Honestly it’s the Ebin West trysnna discpline them for getting closer to China/Russia and killing Gommmie Gurds.

[Anonymous No.10606422]

>>10606402
Yeah, why ROAD

[Anonymous No.10606428]

>>10606389
Oh good. I thought you were actually rich or something. >>10606402
From now on I’m gonna focus on shares for ER plays. You lose like 1-5% at most.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606431]

BANK OF AMERICA GO FUCKING DOWN

[Anonymous No.10606440]

CMCM

potential runner.

[Anonymous No.10606458]

Some chink saw me on robinhood and tried to shill me Celldex this morning on the train. "Big investors are calling it a buy". I wonder how many people get JUSTed following these people's advice.

[Anonymous No.10606460]

>>10606422
Why not ROAD?

[Anonymous No.10606462]

>>10606411
Basically around 2005 their domestic banking sector couldn’t provide enough liquidity to supply their growth. So they turned to American and European banks for private sector investments. But that means they got more pressure about foreign policy since they have animosity towards Western actions in the Middle East (which they say is reckless and causes them security problems).

[Anonymous No.10606469]

>>10606431
>betting against fundamentals, technical, and Buffet all at once
all because you fell for a math illusion on robintrack
Small Spec level 100

[Anonymous No.10606485]

>>10606428
nope. I'm still on a 2 position strategy. Will be switching to 3-4 position strategy soon. Hopefully I'll get to enough capital to increase that to 5-6 and less leverage.

If I hit the goal of 4x this year maybe I'll do 5-6 next year.

[Anonymous No.10606489]

>>10606469
Buffet is a meme
Technicals are secondary tools at best
Fundamentals are a dream.

[Anonymous No.10606495]

>>10606469
I can't be the only one that wants comfy to lose all his money and leave for a few months.

[Anonymous No.10606510]

>>10606495
Careful about the death wish bruh. We’re all gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.10606525]

>>10606485
Smart.

[Anonymous No.10606531]

>>10606510
We're all going to make it, whether we want to or not

[Anonymous No.10606538]

>>10606458
On wall St there's a saying. When your taxi driver starts giving you stock picks, you know we're in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.10606541]

>>10606510
Thread has been terrible since he came around.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606544]

>>10606495
Sorry to disappoint, most of my cash is in F and KDP and will stay there forever so I can stay here forever :^)
>>10606469
You smug golden bull bastards wil be humbled s00n

[Anonymous No.10606547]

>>10606531
We’re gonna be on a yacht getting our cocks sucked in no time brah.

[Anonymous No.10606567]

>>10606544

[Anonymous No.10606568]

>>10606541
Kek I didn’t even check who it was.

[Anonymous No.10606572]

>>10606525
>75% of account in calls
In hindsight it was smart I guess. Sucks playing with low capital but it's respectable now.

[Anonymous No.10606580]

SELL AMD IN THE MOOOORNING
BUY AMD AT LUNCH
HOLD UNTIL TOMORROW
REPEAT FOR GAINS AGAIN
>sell at 19.67
>buy at 19.28
this stock is funny

[Earnings Badger No.10606581]

>>10606431
I dont think ive seen BAC have a red day since i started Investing.
So good luck buddy. I wish the best for you

[Anonymous No.10606592]

>>10606572
Could be worse. You’re not spreading onto dozens of stocks like some portfolios I see here and TSLA calls are not stupid. You can argue about it but it’s a valid play.

[Anonymous No.10606598]

>>10606538
It's some chink though so it means it's Chyna that was in a bubble

[Earnings Badger No.10606600]

Hey guys i jus saw comfy i think hes trying to short bank of america lol

[Holdmoar No.10606603]

>>10606544
I'm not sure how I feel about this. My top three are F, KDP, and CTL. Either I am the Comfy or he only pretends to be an idiot. Wait I thought you were Mormon. Isn't caffine like the devil to you?

[Anonymous No.10606604]

>>10605322
don't have the buying power to buy them back right now, so I can't sell the shares

and I want to sell the shares so I can buy more TSLA calls before the rocket takes off

[Anonymous No.10606606]

>>10606592
is your implication that having dozens of various equities is a bad idea and you should not be diversified?

[Anonymous No.10606627]

>>10606600
Based solely off of robintrack lmao. It is a fun project though, I hope he keeps updating the spreadsheet.

[Anonymous No.10606635]

>>10606606
Yes. It’s not a good idea for small portfolios. You can wipe out gains easily. Diversification is a game for big boys (40-50,000k +)

If you want a good risk strategy... avoid investing more than 30% of your portfolio at any one time. Preferably only 15% total on 2 stocks shared any way you want.

[Anonymous No.10606656]

>>10606635
Until 20k imo the rule is to play it safe. Very safe. Then you can start moving up your risk profile.

People think less money means you should take less risk. Not so.

[Anonymous No.10606659]

>>10605370
If anyone deserves a tripfag, it is you my dude

[Anonymous No.10606674]

>>10606656
I meant more risk kek.

It’s a mistake to think less money means you should take more risk...

The more money you have the riskier you should play, not crazy so, but

[Anonymous No.10606680]

>>10606598
>Just China
We're already globalized, son. The big one is coming. Chinks, Burgers, and everyone in between is going to feel the hurt soon.

[Holdmoar No.10606713]

>>10606674
If I had put all my money into sharpspring in February I'd be well off, if I put all my money into ATT I'd probably would have killed myself.

[Anonymous No.10606720]

>>10605517
It's simple math. The stock has ~10% upside and 100% downside. If you think Elon Musk lied with at least a 10% chance, it makes sense to be short.

[Anonymous No.10606724]

>>10606376
i covered my shorts on turkey yesterday desu
looking to get back in at some point
>got more pressure about foreign policy since they have animosity towards Western actions in the Middle East (which they say is reckless and causes them security problems)
lol thats fucking rich
our IC backed them and their takfiri dogs for the whole time obama was in office.

>>10606581
lol, then you missed the 3 months i was short on em, and you mustve just started investing like a month ago

>>10606495
probably
comf is one of the least obtrusive trips imo
i get a kick out of him
i cant imagine what would make you hate him. at the very least, hes totally harmless and definitely not out to fuck anyone over

>>10606604
ahh shit i see
you should always leave settled cash aside to buy back in the case of an emergency

but i wouldnt worry about TSLA desu
even if you only got a few calls, the dollar moves are super fast, so you should have plenty of leverage already. no sense getting too overweight in long options on such an unpredictable stock imo

>>10606606
diversifying =/= buying a bunch of equities. you should spread out among different types of asset classes desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10606734]

>>10606713
Risk doesn’t you don’t invest but your criteria for investment should be strong. If you don’t see red flags around a stock, it’s usually a good play.

[Anonymous No.10606742]

>>10606635
>>10606656
I don't think I could stomach less than 50% gains every 6 months.

[Anonymous No.10606743]

>>10606656
>>10606674
>>10606635
would you be frustrated that my entire portfolio right now is 5 shares of QQQ, 1 of TECL, and 3 of MSFT

its like sub $3k total

[Anonymous No.10606748]

>>10606724
Obama backed the Kurdish YPG which they fight. And their coup was blamed on Obama by them. They were excited for Trump. Allegedly connected to Flynn as well.

[Anonymous No.10606750]

>>10605659
Literally bagholding for institutions getting out.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10606753]

>>10605370
:O
help me form SPY option calls pls

[Anonymous No.10606764]

>>10606742
My personal aim is 100% a month. It’s achievable but for my first 10k I worked up slower than this.
>>10606743
Not bad stocks.

[Anonymous No.10606774]

>>10606680
So what happens to my stocks if christopher robin decides to play ball

[Anonymous No.10606784]

>>10606753
>playing SPY options
>great 2018 Sideways market of sanctions era
Go back to 1980s u fuck.

[Anonymous No.10606785]

SNAP plz stop

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10606792]

>>10606753
not sure his strat, but I use glorious ichimoku w/ RSI &MACD for daytrading SPY options. Works really well

[Anonymous No.10606796]

>>10606753

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10606812]

ICHR green

[Holdmoar No.10606814]

>>10606734
I was more talking about diversification but fair enough.

[Anonymous No.10606837]

Don't let down, ROKU.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606841]

>>10605370
Based AF
>>10606603
Caffine is my second God. I drink two zero ultras a day followed by a liter of diet mountain dew to make it through life
>>10606627
Pic related, the project has only just begun!

[Anonymous No.10606845]

>>10606814
Yea most of the investment heuristics memes and guidelines are for serious portfolios (bonds and stocks split, diversification).

[Anonymous No.10606870]

>>10605370
Is that TradingView ?

[Anonymous No.10606873]

Does IB have US options for EU customers? What about shorting US stocks?

[Anonymous No.10606877]

what POT stocks are coming to make it? looking to do longs 6mo to year out.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10606878]

>SNAP

pamp it

[Anonymous No.10606882]

NASDAQ new ATH by the end of this week or into next? lets go boys GREEN GREEN GREEN

[Anonymous No.10606886]

>>10606603
Mormons are allowed to have caffeine. Hot drinks are the problem. Everyone assumes that they can't have caffeine just because they can't drink coffee or tea (but they can if its iced or even lukewarm I guess).

[Anonymous No.10606889]

>>10606877
Canadian mostly but I don’t bother with it personally.

[Holdmoar No.10606903]

>>10606845
I'm serious, but I'm also anti-bond. But that's just me

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10606906]

>>10606784
SPY options are super safe now with all the asymmetrical trades you can make with them X.X

>>10606792
me see people use this + pivot points but not knowing the direction amit really the problem... problem am...

>>10606796
ME TOO STUPID FOR UNDERSTOODING WHICH OPTIONS FOR PICK !!!
need someone hold hand for first few trades ;_;

[Anonymous No.10606907]

What kind of meme religion forbids hot drinks?

[Anonymous No.10606910]

>VIX
tsk tsk tsk
Spyders in the house

[Anonymous No.10606914]

>>10606903
Serious as in high value ? If you have more than 50k, it’s different imo.

[Holdmoar No.10606923]

>>10606886
I legit didn't know that. Learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.10606924]

Why didn't I listen to AMRS anon

[Anonymous No.10606926]

>>10606886
Based Joseph Smith forbidding hot and stimulating drinks because he was sick of having to make coffee every time his buds came over for a meeting

[Anonymous No.10606936]

I'm dumping SNAP at the next opportunity. Poor choices were made.

[Anonymous No.10606940]

>>10606926
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.10606942]

>>10606907
"Hot drinks are not for the belly."
t. Joseph Smith

[Anonymous No.10606961]

>>10606942
Goyim are such amusing creatures.

[Anonymous No.10606968]

>>10606748
they backed both m8
they backed kurds publicly to "kill ISIS", but more likely to "help" them establish kurdistan along all the major oilfields of iraq, iran and syria (crushing non-OPEC cunts oil production capabilities)

they backed the turks during the arab spring to kill ghaddaffi and to smuggle weapons into syria to proliferate a civil war with the help of our old friends the "moderate rebels".

erdogan, as much as i hate the faggot, is a master chess player, and was also playing all possible sides as well. leveraging negotiations between US, NATO, russia, and also the EU. that little coup, as near as i can tell, was kickstarted by erdogan himself to consolidate power and eliminate the resistance that had been building up in his military for a while due to the fact that many in the turkish army were sympathetic to syria/SAA. flynn used to be an ambassador to russia, so it wouldnt surprise me at all if he was down in turkey at some point mediating. especially given the surface tension between russia and turkey who are in open conflict w one another

but trump cut funding to our little "moderate rebels" (read: takfirists), and since then the SAA has been mopping up turks left and right. hence why israel had to finally step in and get their hands dirty these past few months. they desperately want the golan now that its been discovered how much fucking oil is down there.

look into the stock GNE if you dont believe me on the golan part

that whole situation in the mideast is a fucking mess, and ive been watching it like a hawk since it started

[Anonymous No.10606975]

>>10606961
At least we can eat shellfish. I fucking love shrimp, I'm glad kikes don't get to eat any.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10606983]

>>10606942
>be Joseph smith
>hey God which of all these religions is the best one?
>none they are all shit start your own
>okay
>truth restored
>also polygamy
>United States government controlled by satanists freak out
>drive the Mormons out west
>Joseph Smith gets shot and dies
>sad
>next prophet leads the Mormons out West to establish a religious Ethnostate
Find a a more based religion

[Holdmoar No.10606991]

>>10606914
Between work Roth IRA, personal portfolio, mined crypto and various other things yes. Portfolio by itself? Bit short. I was actually thinking next time I have a good feeling about something going more all in. But AMD is too high for that now, should have gone balls deep at 8 and I don't have any great feelings about anything else.

[Anonymous No.10607001]

>chinese retalitory tariffs

>literally nothing happens
>america unaffected even more than ever before
oh yes

[Anonymous No.10607005]

HMNY please just raise to $.10 please

[Anonymous No.10607019]

>>10606968
>SAA
>mopping Turks
Pick one. They are scared shitless of them. Based Erdogan should attack Aleppo after taking Afrin. I am so bored of the ME nowadays.

Are you pro Assad? I personally don’t give a fuck.

Coup was not likely to be staged. It was real but fucked up due to idiocy and shit.

Anyway Erdogan did work with Obama for Arab spring but got pissed at the rollback (Sisi, Kurdistan).

He wasn’t pro Obama at all.

[Anonymous No.10607022]

>>10607005
Don't worry, it'll be above $0.10 for a day after they reverse split again.

[Anonymous No.10607024]

>>10607005
That would be something, eh?

[Anonymous No.10607033]

>>10607022
Kek. Hope is not a strategy.

[Anonymous No.10607036]

>>10607033
You misunderstood my post.

[Anonymous No.10607047]

>>10607036
I did but the second sentence was meant for someone else. “Kek” was meant for you.

[Anonymous No.10607053]

>>10605296
Why is it everytime Bitcoin crashes more you come into /smg/ threads to flame on the people who don't care?

[Anonymous No.10607063]

>>10605370
Seriously what broker is this?

[Anonymous No.10607070]

>>10605178
Bioshit volatility I guess

t. REGN bagholder

[Anonymous No.10607077]

>>10607070
no, see >>10605375

[Anonymous No.10607079]

>>10607063
it's a paper trading account.

[Anonymous No.10607085]

>>10607063
What app is it?

[Anonymous No.10607096]

>>10605423
You realize /biz/ has been around before crypto cancer? What a newfag.

[Anonymous No.10607113]

Brainlet here, should I go ahead and sell UWT or will it go above $40 again?

[Anonymous No.10607139]

>>10607113
Bruh Vix options/etfs are memes. Unless you think trump is gonna tweet something saucy soon.

[Anonymous No.10607174]

Based Saudis raking the leaves.

They sanction Turkey for arresting a glow in the dark Pastor and it’s all chill when Saudis literally rape, torture, crucify hundreds of feminists.

[Anonymous No.10607184]

CMCM

Don't miss out. Earnings coming soon

[Anonymous No.10607189]

lets get a pre power hour going

[Anonymous No.10607201]

>>10607189
Boomer shorts selling TSLA. Time to get in if anyone missed it.

[Anonymous No.10607204]

>>10606983
it IS a pretty interesting story desu

>>10607019
were gonna have to agree to disagree here m8
ive been watching it and trading oil. so far, quite successfully
>They are scared shitless of them. Based Erdogan should attack Aleppo after taking Afrin.
takfirist/wahabbist dogs deserve to be flayed alive desu. they are the core of the problem w the middle east imo.
>Are you pro Assad?
im against dictatorships in general, but i have to say that syria was obviously MUCH better off under his rule (i also cant pretend that western style democracy would ever work in the modern incarnation of the ME. too much bad blood), and also that baathism seems to be the ONLY way to govern the mideast where the various sects of islam arent all killing each other (believe it or not, idc, syria was a legitimate secular nation prior to the war). also i find the alawhite sect to be BY FAR the most tolerable of the branches of islam, and clearly the one w the most personal and religious freedoms when its the one in charge
>Coup was not likely to be staged. It was real but fucked up due to idiocy and shit
sadly i dont have all my documents as my comp got fried, but i had amassed quite a bit of data to the contrary. but this isnt really the place for it anyways desu
>He wasn’t pro Obama at all.
erdogan was pro erdogan
when he got fucked over by obama playing both sides, he decided to do the same. and he did so very successfully

[Anonymous No.10607215]

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh sold my 100 shares of ABIL last week. Fuck my shit up senpai!!!

[Anonymous No.10607227]

>>10607204
I don’t think we disagree about the general movements of the history but if you think SAA can go up against regular TAF, I don’t come along with you.

[Anonymous No.10607229]

>>10607215
SHAMEFUR DISPRAAAYY

[Anonymous No.10607235]

>>10607204
>Baathism
Kek. They should all be taken by Turkey as a secular-semi conservative Neo Ottomanism. Watch all wars end tomorrow. Volatility players will be hl

[Anonymous No.10607236]

the vix keeps going lower and lower
like an endless orgasm
based economic prosperity

[Anonymous No.10607245]

>CMCM

[Anonymous No.10607247]

so is dow jones officially a dead index? it literally is nowhere near all time highs from months and months ago, worthless boomer shit finally going away?

[Anonymous No.10607250]

>>10607236
Imagine what the comedown will feel like.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10607254]

>>10607248
bread
>>10607248
baked

[Anonymous No.10607257]

someone did a huge short of Tesla on news it was not softbank behind the deal.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.10607259]

>>10607245
Stop shilling this
Is spam the way you cope with your bags?

[Anonymous No.10607263]

>>10607236
Reminds me of January.......

[Anonymous No.10607275]

>>10607250
>noobs not understanding VIX price graphs
>don’t comprehend the math of ultra leveraged options expiring daily
>think they can make 400% profit like in 2008
My sides!

[Anonymous No.10607286]

>>10607257
Ofc it would be SoftBank. That’s stupid. My bet is Norwegian/Saudi sovereign wealth funds with some meme boomer banks thrown in for good measure. It’ll be a consortium deal. Musk doesn’t want 1 owner to own his ass.

[Anonymous No.10607295]

>>10607259
You're going to miss out. Buy now or remain poor.

[Anonymous No.10607302]

>>10607286
Would not be softbank*

They aren’t looking at investments this big.

[Anonymous No.10607315]

>>10607227
>>10607235
yea it doesnt seem were too far off desu
w out our IC backing the turks they have been much less effective since trump came along (literally the only thing i agree w about his ME policy. i detest how cozy hes gotten w the KSA). the SAA is in a much tighter spot due to intl sanctions and having to fight a multifront war while attempting to NOT kill all of his citizens
>secular-semi conservative Neo Ottomanism. Watch all wars end tomorrow
fucking wish it were that easy

>>10607236
lol
because literally no one is fucking trading. look at the volume m8. if you think this is a bull signal, youve lost your touch desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10607351]

>>10607263
theres actually significantly less people trading now than in january. but youre right, the candles and the volume looks eerily similar. the VIX is also in a similar spot as well

[Anonymous No.10607376]

>>10607235
at the very least, im glad this didnt turn into some sort of emotional pissing match like this stuff normally does lol
cheers

[Anonymous No.10607412]

>>10607376
Are you uncomfortable with expressing your emotions, anon?
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

[Anonymous No.10607441]

>>10607412
KEK

[Anonymous No.10607614]

I wish all of you good luck

[Anonymous No.10607676]

>>10607614
dont worry m8 my entire port is bearish as shit
im about to literally double up lol

appreciate the kind words tho
you as well