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10578786 No.10578786 [Reply] [Original]

>let me put that on my radar

>> No.10578807
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>I'll ping you when I'm ready to touch base

>> No.10578832

>Just let me put that on my calendar, we'll have a video conference and do a deep dive on the data points, then we'll circle around *makes airplane noises and gestures* and touch base

>> No.10578840

>lets have a face to face sit down and tackle the rest of the action items we haven't ironed out
>I want to call this one done by monday

>> No.10578847

>>10578832
this guy sounds fun

>> No.10578851

>err I need to do a poo poo I'll listen later on

>> No.10578857

>We are a sparring partner for our clients.

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>we are leveraging our assets and will come to a solution everone is happy with in a few days, let me just get back to you

>> No.10578883

>>10578840
That's actually my manager, making fun of the way our CEO talks. The airplane noises are his artistic liberties. Pretty funny desu. Sometimes he'll send out a group email when he has something to say to all of us, but he'll do it in that retarded lingo as a joke

>> No.10578895
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>competitive pay

>> No.10578938

>listen, Henry over in sales has requested a peer mediation due to some remarks you made about his gender
>you and roastie from HR will have a sensitivity consultation beforehand to assure that proper apologies are made
>Henry made it very clear in his last email that his pronouns will not change until after the surgery
>we need to ensure that everyone feels safe at the office, our goal is for MegaCorp to be a second home to our employees
>i have always valued your dedication to company synergy so dont let me down again
>also Denise had to head out, her son shit his pants at school and she had to pick him up. Can you work on her change requests until she gets back from Cornell? I know you're busy but this is a great opportunity to prove you still care about your coworkers

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>tfw am NEET and don't understand this wagespeak

>> No.10578994

>>10578967
based disabled poster