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>just go up and talk to her
>its that easy they told me
>just have confidence and don't be nervous
>just maintain eye contact and don't hesitate
>speak direct and don't give up

Fuck you idiots for spewing me lies. Fuck you for telling me to do all of the above saying that it would work and I could find a woman. Fuck you for saying just get fit dude and lift and they will come crawling. Fuck all of you liars for spreading miss information.

I've been going to the same Starbucks for the past 2 months now trying to work up the courage to talk to my most favourite barista. It just was going fine I would just say how are you doing most days and compliment her amazing coffee making skills.

This morning decide today was the day to make my move. Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves. Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth. Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.

She walks into the back and dissapears for 20 seconds. Comes back with manager who is threatening to call the police if I don't leave. Get told to never come back because I'm harassing the workers. I called out her name to apologize and asked her to give me a second chance. She ignored me.

I walked away in shame feeling betrayed and stomped on. Why the fuck did biz lie to me? I bought ethereum at $12 and Ive already made it but without love I feel so empty.

Why did you guys lie to me biz? I literally did everything right here and had confidence and it didn't work. I would trade away all my gains for the love and warmth of a significant other. Money doesn't buy you happiness.

>> No.10566342
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Are you retarded, is this a copypasta?
Just get over your oneitis and do it over and over again until something works.

>> No.10566453

>>10566316
>Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on.

kek

>Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves.

KEK

>Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth.

holy shit fucking kek!

>Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.

God damn you're a retarded faggot and don't deserve anything, kill yourself

>I would just say how are you doing most days and compliment her amazing coffee making skills.

You're a complete fucking loser and if this isn't copypasta you should actual commit suicide.

>> No.10566588

Serious answer: she called the cops on you because you went from stranger to "marry me" in one conversation. You have to do this over the course of years.

>> No.10566879

>>10566316
/r/theredpill you sound cringe af OP

>> No.10566894

>>10566453
Kek this is why I come here, most likely cringe baiting but 10/10

>> No.10566940

>>10566316

stop reposting this story you fucker

>> No.10567038

>>10566316
That's desparate as fuck. You don't put her on a pedestal like that and you don't make your move after months. You tell her "Hey I am going to this place on Saturday and I want you to go with me" and if she says no you say cool and leave it at that.

>> No.10567049

God I hope you're larping

>> No.10567083

>>10566316
based and redpilled

>> No.10567104

Why do women cling to their minimum wage jobs? By the time they settle down they have no money saved from them, what was the point of spending 10+ years working a job before settling down.

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>>10566453
imagine you're a girl and Chris Chan says this to you

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Literally all you had to do was open with: " Hey, i got money, i like you, wanna go out sometime?"

Her vagene would split like the sea in the bible.

>> No.10567233

>>10566316
this only works if you are chad Thundercook, otherwise use tinder

>> No.10567241

>>10566316
If you take advice from /biz, you deserve this

Also, don't post this shit

>> No.10567334

>>10566316
Hahaha I have got a dollar to my name and I fuck some of the hottest girls out, they give me free shit.

Currently dating a Bettie, while banging Stacies in the side email me and I might help you.

Prostitutes don't help at all

phuck.yu@protonmail.com

>> No.10567359

>>10567334
Haven't*

Oh and be prepared to send me some pocket money, 1st lesson is free

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>>10567334
>>10567359