/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.10540707]

Based Kraft edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
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>How is it free?
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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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CNBC Live:
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Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread: >>10537943

[Texas anon No.10540724]

First for invest in MRE.

[Anonymous No.10540731]

my obsessive TSLA analysis

next 25 minutes - 348.5-352 range
after that for 15 minutes - leaps up to 353-355 range
after that for 1 hour - rises 355-365
ends day in the 355-360 range

[Anonymous No.10540734]

>>10540696
You are definitely in the wrong place then youngster. We only focus on quick lambos here not safe long term investments.

[Anonymous No.10540766]

BULLS

FLEXIN

[Holdmoar No.10540771]

>>10540734
That's exactly why I finally took a name instead of lurking. We need more safe long term input.

[Anonymous No.10540777]

>>10540766
The bulls are being really stupid on a lot of exposed stocks right now. I hope it continues for more opportunities.

[Anonymous No.10540778]

>>10540771

filtered

[Anonymous No.10540799]

>SQ

[Anonymous No.10540802]

>>10540771
>We need more safe long term input.
What we need is more tripfags, I very much enjoy watching tripfags vs boomers: sperg session.

[Anonymous No.10540804]

>>10540771
What more input than
>buy diverse low-cost index funds
do you need?

[Anonymous No.10540809]

>>10540748
thats a big tail

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10540817]

>>10540771
Been green every day for a week with low volatility stocks. You can do it!

[Anonymous No.10540824]

>>10540724
Hear hear!

[Anonymous No.10540825]

I think i'm going to unironically go all in on BGFV.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10540831]

NUUUU $AAV WHY YOU MISS EARNINGS NUUUUU

[Anonymous No.10540838]

>>10540831
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia for everyone without any given reason, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10540840]

>>10540825

you forgot your trip

[Anonymous No.10540849]

>>10540838
based! I still luv knees tho

[Anonymous No.10540855]

Thoughts on $SPOT extreme short term puts?

[Anonymous No.10540865]

>>10540840
I gave up my trip quite awhile ago, but i'm still going to go through with the big5 purchase. My capital is embarrassing so there will be no screenshots.

[Texas anon No.10540868]

>>10540771
/smg/ is for degenerate gamblers, future poorfags, and current poorfags who collectively dream of being a NEET who drives a lambo but will probably never obtain it.

[Anonymous No.10540869]

>>10540855
I meant $SNAP

[Holdmoar No.10540890]

>>10540804
I don't need any, but there's always people asking dumb things like should I call or put Tesla an hour before earnings.

>>10540802
I won't lie, some part of my wants to argue with someone about something stupid. But not buy gold stupid, I don't have the patience for those people.

[Anonymous No.10540893]

How much would you want to make per day before u quit ur fast food job?

[Anonymous No.10540904]

>>10540893
you can't. Actually steady trade is risk adjusted. If you are making $$$ each day with low capital the risk is too high to rely on.

We are basically gamblers if you are aiming for that.

[Anonymous No.10540910]

>>10540893
I make 120 dollars a day, so more than that. I'd also want to have enough cash saved up that I could live for at least 6 months to a year if my shit gets fucked up

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10540929]

>>10540869
I think you should straddle going into ER.

[Anonymous No.10540939]

RIP Iron Mike

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10540944]

>>10540825
Tbh id wait till $5 not enough buyers right now, shorts building their position back up imo with bounce buyers. MACD still bearish. RSI could go under 20

[Anonymous No.10540952]

>>10540731
jut to comment on this TA, it's conservative to the upside possible. Not that I think anyone is stupid enough to rely or care what I post.

[Anonymous No.10540960]

I'm buying AAPL and Intel. Am I going to lose $ if I'm in it for the long haul?

[Anonymous No.10540964]

Just bought 21 shares of HMNY for $1.54 They’ve lost 99.99% of value in the last 5 years so hopefully they can only go up.

[Anonymous No.10540966]

>>10540960
The timing is terrible on AAPL

[Anonymous No.10540973]

Are any of you /slow and steady/ cucks holding Aercap?

[Anonymous No.10540975]

>>10540766
>partially golden
soon...

[Anonymous No.10540976]

>>10540944
I don't really care for the fact that they blamed the weather for bad earnings for like the 3rd time in a row, but $5 seems to be a popular number for when to buy in.

[Anonymous No.10540978]

>>10540929
why?

[Anonymous No.10540979]

>>10540964
BAD reasoning!
>>10540929
What do you think would be good strike prices? I have some work to do on options profit calculator methinks

[Anonymous No.10540991]

>>10540964
DRYS.jpg

[Holdmoar No.10540995]

>>10540960
Intel you will probably gain long term. Apple I still holding is to close to the break 1t point to have no clue how it's going to play out and they don't have anything big in the works that I'm aware of of. If I were to pick Intel would be my choice

>>10540964
Are you for real? If yes, sell now. You will see all that money vanish

[Anonymous No.10540999]

>>10540868
and us goldface posters who have already made it

[Anonymous No.10541006]

How did you guys know days in advance that KHC would jump like that

[Anonymous No.10541023]

>>10541006
Didn't you know? We're all market makers here.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10541027]

>>10540893
>$5-7k a month
>100k cash savings (in bank) for household or family emergencies
>additional 100k cash savings for personal medical emergencies
>paid off land purchase somewhere quiet
>no debt (currently have none, so im good so far)
>parents medical debt paid off or down to a manageable level.

If in have a family of my own, this will increase probably 100% cash savings for each person (wife and each kid)

[Anonymous No.10541029]

>>10541006
>KHC
It was rat gods. They like cheese. Study occultism.

[Anonymous No.10541033]

>>10541006
s'all in the wrist kid

[Anonymous No.10541035]

>>10541006
That's the one time that somebody on /smg/ got something right. Congratulations, you witnessed history.

[Anonymous No.10541036]

>>10540995
>>10540966
You're right I'll leave Apple and buy up Intel. What would you recommend in its stead? I already am loaded on MSFT.

FB NFLX or GOOG maybe?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541037]

>>10540979
*sigh*

A straddle are ATM calls/puts. A strangle is OTM calls/puts. +-10% is a good range IMO if you are doing a strangle.

>>10540978
It is going to be a big mover on ER; definitely not move sideways. I don't think it is wise to pick a side bullish/bearish on it. Take a look at the chart I posted. Even with IV being in excess of 100% on many options, you still will be able to make money as the average price change is about 30% over a 7 day period.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10541040]

>>10540976
>$5 seems to be a popular number for when to buy in.
I think it'll break that before any bounce happens. If anything i would look for right below $5 for an entry

[Anonymous No.10541049]

>>10541036
T S L A

Make a prayer to Hadad or Jupiter before buying

[Texas anon No.10541056]

>>10540964
Is this you?

[Anonymous No.10541069]

>>10541056
I hope that faggot puts all $100 into HMNY.

[Anonymous No.10541074]

>>10541027
Thats a longshot after posting ur ALL chart the other day

[Anonymous No.10541075]

>>10540817
like what

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541086]

>>10541056
post link we must shitpost

[Anonymous No.10541089]

>>10541056
he's gonna have an awfully hard time selling HMNY over OTC markets

[Holdmoar No.10541096]

>>10541036
Out of those? Google hands down. I love Netflix as a service but I have concerns about the long term plan.

[Anonymous No.10541097]

>>10540966
AAPL is going to $2T, this is inevitable

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541100]

>>10541086
>>10541056
i found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/moviepass/comments/94ao03/serious_question_would_now_be_a_good_time_to_buy/

unleash the shtiposts

[Anonymous No.10541101]

>>10541037
Oh I'm dumb
>>10541029
I'm reading Nos, Book of the Resurrection as we speak

[Anonymous No.10541102]

>>10541056
i don't understand unironically buying HMNY I wish i could make money of these idiots

[Anonymous No.10541106]

>>10541097
It's just a bad time to buy, not arguing that buying it is bad.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10541122]

>>10541074
Kek yeah, i switched my strategy this week though and ive been green ever since

[Comfy No.10541126]

>>10541100
Unrelated to the link, thank you for telling me when I'm being especially retarded, it helps me decreases my degenerate gambling

[Texas anon No.10541129]

>>10541100
You beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.10541144]

>>10541102

[Texas anon No.10541150]

>>10541100
Kek. Devilish

[Anonymous No.10541152]

>>10541100
pls upboat for awareness

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541163]

>>10541101
sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. It just seems like the OP is getting ignored & no-one is taking the time to do any research/reading on their own. Please don't mess with options until you have a fair understanding of them. You will get burned.

[Anonymous No.10541170]

>>10541152
Lol you fucks giving me shit for recommending ALT when you are out here handing out cyanide capsules

[Anonymous No.10541173]

Can we not post anything related to that wretched site please.

[Anonymous No.10541174]

Gonna sell my car, refinance my house to acces more margin and will sell all of my crypto and stocks even at a loss, to buy more HBI and Kraft foods + TSN.

All dividends I will use to buy KO. There is nothing else in the entire world worth investing in.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541183]

>>10541152
>>10541150
kek. Upboat all /smg/ shitposts

>>10541126
You're welcome ubergrubenheimfuher. That is why we are here (partially)

[Anonymous No.10541184]

>trillion dollar public corps
when's the bubble popping lads

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10541185]

It happened, BZUN down to 55, look for entry. Trade war has to end eventually.

[Anonymous No.10541187]

/WHERE IS THE BOTTOM ON SQ?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10541190]

>>10541144
I'm still bagholding bgfv and losing everyday but I'm happy to see this fag has now lost more than me.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10541195]

>>10541075
Microsoft, a few realty stocks, and some mutuals. To be fair im getting carried by multiple positive earnings this week. Id be doing better if ford wasnt sucking dick right now.

[Anonymous No.10541201]

>>10541174
Now THATS based
enjoy your millions

[Anonymous No.10541203]

>>10540893
I make 600 a week and have enough to live 2 years without working, have over 100% this year but I'm still working. Every month I work is another grand I can trade. I'll quit at 500k.

[Anonymous No.10541222]

>/smg/ is now buying boomerstocks
what the fuck is going on

[Holdmoar No.10541224]

>>10541195
Ford and ATT suck so much dick. I'm going to hold them forever but man my gain has been brought down hard by them.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541245]

>>10541174
Now this is investing.

>>10541187
0

>>10541184
>never, we are on the way to becoming eternal space capitalists

[Anonymous No.10541259]

>>10541222
success breeds jealousy

to beat the boomer, you must become the boomer

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10541261]

>>10541190
>I'm still bagholding bgfv
why?

[Anonymous No.10541264]

>>10541222
everyone chasing meme rockets got liquidated

[Anonymous No.10541270]

>>10541222
Rather we like it or not the boomers were always right.

[Anonymous No.10541271]

>>10541222
LOL you must be pissed of because you can't by stocks in "Fort Night". I've loved Kraft since I was a kid and that's forever

[Anonymous No.10541290]

I bought some kraft mac&cheese AND some sliced cheddar last night at the store so you're welcome for the increase in the stock price, no need to thank me

[Anonymous No.10541303]

>>10541261
I'm not selling for a 3k loss. The weather will get better soon I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.10541320]

>>10541290

It was the store who purchased the unit of mac&"cheese" from Kraft, not you.

[Comfy No.10541321]

>SPY will surely crash soon said the increasingly nervous SPXS holder for the tenth time this week

[Anonymous No.10541324]

>>10541290
thank you anon every little bit helps
I got my mom to switch to oscar mayers , we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10541328]

>>10541290
I got some Yoplait to make GIS moon today too

[Anonymous No.10541344]

>>10541321
Buying SPXS directly after Trump's presidency is guaranteed money. Buying now is just silly.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541351]

>>10541222

[Anonymous No.10541357]

STZ back from the dead

[Anonymous No.10541361]

>>10540929
Thank you, anon. Market makes me nervous... hoping decreased user counts etc will bring down price a la Facebook etc.

[Anonymous No.10541362]

>>10541184
>Apple is worth more than the country of Poland
$2T next

[Anonymous No.10541363]

>>10541271
No, i'm sitting my cryptogains out of the market at the moment because it's absurdly overvalued

going to DCA into it over some period of time

[Anonymous No.10541367]

>>10541357
going to have one of these to celebrate my entry at 207 this am

[Anonymous No.10541373]

HMNY has a market cap that is less than my yearly wage, and i'm a fucking janitor.

[Anonymous No.10541375]

If SPY struggles to break 2850, this baby going to tumble down like the world trade center.

[Anonymous No.10541379]

>>10541203
Right now i manage a fast food chain(In the morning) and usually miss that opening bell.
I already make about 100$ a day off of. a 2,450$ investment , where as work is about 300$ a week

(not considering taxes on my trades)

Basiclaly what im saying is When is the wagie cuck juice not worth the squeeze.

[Anonymous No.10541402]

>>10541375
3000
end of year
end of story

[Anonymous No.10541403]

>MFW watching EXEL drops below it's pre-ER price

Glad I sold, but god damn, how can you have such a blowout quarter twice in a row and be down?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541404]

https://www.stocktwits.com/r/biz

make sure to add this to the next OP. >>10540707

[Anonymous No.10541410]

So how many of you listened and bought NGVC?

[Anonymous No.10541412]

>Symantec dumping
Good, fucking trash company, I hope they die, or worse, get bought by Oracle.

[Anonymous No.10541425]

>>10541404
I support the idea of a bear ghetto.

[Anonymous No.10541426]

>>10541373
we dont know how many shares outstanding there are exactly

there were 6.7 million shares outstanding on 7/31
using .07 that gives market cap of 469k

I presume in the past few days the share count has grown by milions though, so the market cap is probably higher right now

[Anonymous No.10541429]

>>10541410
wait a second
the only person that ever posted this company posted a crying wojak with no text

[Comfy No.10541434]

>>10541404
I only want smg there, not the rest of /biz/
>>10541362
Amazon and google absolutely crushed to the race to 1 trillion

[Anonymous No.10541440]

gopro trading at 8 times it's average trading volume
what the fuck is going ONNNNN

[Anonymous No.10541445]

>>10541379
Quit, go to a trade school and make twice what you do. It literally pays itself back in 6 months. Take 6 months to go through. So I guess year with lost earnings included.

[Anonymous No.10541461]

>>10541184
If they doubled the prices for iPhones, Apple would be be a 1.9 trillion dollar stock instead. Then they'd do a secondary offering, then coup d'etat the world government and all non-shareholders/ iPhone owners will be eliminated as political traitors.

On your bus ride to work, notice all the black colored earbuds, they'll be the ones filling the mass graves the first.

[Comfy No.10541466]

Pic related is what happens in my state on a semi-regular basis
>>10541440
>camera on a stick

[Texas anon No.10541471]

>>10541373
>I’m a Fucking janitor
>iktf

[Anonymous No.10541473]

>>10541429
Pink/crying wojaks are universal buy signals on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10541490]

Why is Brazil mooning?

[Anonymous No.10541493]

>>10541471
I love my job, but it's mindless and doesn't pay enough. Although a fucking monkey could do my job so I don't really deserve more money.

[Anonymous No.10541495]

>>10541440
i bought $3,000 worth of 8/10 $6 puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.10541503]

>>10541490

emerging market

[Anonymous No.10541511]

>>10541490
I will always regret selling 100% of my brzu shares at the bottom

[Anonymous No.10541514]

Bear-sama am I looking at this right? SNAP does look like it has popped or dropped at least a couple bucks every ER for the last year.

[Anonymous No.10541524]

>>10541514
SNAP is going to fucking plummet this quarter.

[Anonymous No.10541531]

>>10541524
>muh kylie jenner.

[Anonymous No.10541532]

All SNAP would have to do is a Elon Musk style tweet where they mocked Facebook for stealing all its ideas. "The only innovative social media company left -- SNAP" or something I can't write in snark. SNAP would get a huge boost of PR and probably rise into earnings.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541540]

>>10540809
4u
Srsly so jelly of kraft call ;_;

>>10541222
people no understand
GPRO am a Warren Buffett value tier stock
And kek
After ALT, IQ, HMNY people tired of getting rekt

>>10541102
This might sound like bagholder cope
But me unironically learned alot from HMNY, me thought was hot stuff because was making sats in crypto bear market

[Anonymous No.10541548]

>>10541524

Going London SNAP into earnings

I’ve been making a killing lately doing the exact opposite of you retards

[Anonymous No.10541551]

>>10541531
More importantly they don't know how to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.10541559]

>>10541445
twice as much still isnt really shit, i guess 600$ a week isnt really Too bad for entry But 6 months to ROI . wow man.I would like 2 promotions first month and 50k EOY

[Anonymous No.10541561]

>>10541548

long*

[Anonymous No.10541563]

>>10541548
Please post proof of you SNAP position. I want to see if your strat works.

[Anonymous No.10541567]

>>10541540
its not too late to buy BRKB before after hours

[Anonymous No.10541587]

>>10541495
6 bad, 8/10 REALLY bad
I'd cut losses at that point; I got a 6 strike put settled for 9/21
but who fucking knows; this swing up is too high when compared to last Q2
just irrational

[Anonymous No.10541588]

>>10541563
I posted my long above. >>10540978

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541590]

>>10541321
Me know SPY / SPX better than anyone in thread, when me go bull every should do Sam

>>10541375
Kinda
The number to beat is 284.5
Then after that 2870

Me if think 2870 not gonna break

[Anonymous No.10541591]

>>10541563

I’m not buying until Tuesday, I will then

[Texas anon No.10541602]

>>10541466
Living in the country is great. My neighbors adopted a chicken that randomly showed up at their house. They haven’t come back after the flood so the chicken just roams the neighborhood. I fed it a handful of cat food a few weeks ago and now it loves in our yard and screams at me to feed it when I get home.
>>10541493
I don’t mind some of it. Vacuuming is cool cause I can put on my headphones and jam. My real job is building maintenance but unfortunately cleaning falls under that and our cleaning lady quit so....
My pay sucks too until I can get experience to get a facility management job. Taking some college too when I have the spare shekels.

[Anonymous No.10541621]

>Kraft loses 20% beginning in '18
>gaps up
>people are suprised

[Anonymous No.10541631]

>>10541588
>>10541591
I look forward to making fun of both of you on the 7th AHs
>>10541602
I am employed through local government so i'm grossly overpaid obviously. I'm technically called building maintenance as well, but telling people that just seems like i'm avoiding calling myself a janitor which is worse than being a janitor in my opinion. I graduate from college in less than a year so i'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541635]

>>10541434
comfy who cares, we already have a safe haven. Put it at the bottom of the OP.

>>10541495
why would you do this. You had hedged somehow, right?

>>10541514
Yes, you are looking at it right. It pops or drops ~30% every ER. Go for the 17th instead; the 30% is over a 9 day period.

[Comfy No.10541642]

>>10541602
That's awesome! Country life is best life. That's how I got my cat, she just came to my back door in winter and asked to be let in, and she's been here for 3 years now. Pretty nice desu.
>>10541590
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Remember how you went bear and you lost money? Now you're bull... so...

[Anonymous No.10541660]

>>10541642
Cats give you parasites that lower your inhibitions. They should all be rounded up and gassed.

[Anonymous No.10541662]

How difficult is it to be considered a trader by the IRS? I did some reading and got mixed messages on whether or not account size, job status, and trading related expenses are relevant.

[Anonymous No.10541664]

>>10540868
I'm two of those things. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.10541672]

>>10541561
What is your DD on this? I’m about to load up puts.

[Comfy No.10541673]

>>10541660
>:( my kitty is my emotional support animal and best friend. She encourages me to buy stable dividend stocks but I pretty much just ignore that.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541679]

>>10541440
WARREN
BUFFET
VALUE
STOCK
$25
2019

>>10541321
Oh me should also say
High volume ETF like SPY ALWAYS give you second chance

Youre have chance for cover short in slight profit
But t
You only gonna get one second chance ! Take it when it cones

[Anonymous No.10541680]

wsb post

[Anonymous No.10541681]

>>10541621
>it went down therefore it has to go up
I've got some HMNY to sell you

[Anonymous No.10541700]

Buy BLNK before Amazon buys them y/n?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541701]

>>10541672
He said he bets against whatever /smg/ does. If that is the case he should buy a couple hundo shares & sell calls & puts. As the straddle is the play and the only way the straddle loses is movement of less than 10%.

[Comfy No.10541707]

Well that's it bros. It didn't go red today which means I have to sell my SPXS.
Now that I am no longer bear mode expect the market to crash tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10541715]

>>10541673
Get rid of that manipulative piece of shit and get you one of these. Dogs are much better trader pets.

[Anonymous No.10541734]

>>10541707
>tomorrow

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541737]

>>10541642
Me never lost any money >_>
Me closed short just in time because me god of trading

The only thing me lost significantly amounts of money on were HMNY

[Anonymous No.10541740]

How do the big boys play? Will they keep tesla pinned to 350 for a short squeeze set up? Do they try to do things like that? I've got no idea how the markets work during potential short squeezes.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541741]

>>10541707
kek. That is some quality OC Comfy.

[Anonymous No.10541747]

>>10541715
I love Dobermans
they all die of thigh cancer though

[Comfy No.10541764]

>>10541741
I didn't make it, I just saved it desu
Pic related is OC though

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541765]

>>10541567
;_;
Am not have that kind of money

[Anonymous No.10541771]

>>10541765
dont worry, berkshire is on 1broker, so you can use you 100k satoshis to leverage it 15x

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541774]

>>10541764
this is very true

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541779]

>>10541737
Oh yeah, BTC was biggest loss too
And CISCO

[Anonymous No.10541784]

>>10541747
I had a doberman as a kid and he died of cancer, my most recent dog was a boxer, he also died of cancer recently. Why do dogs have to die so young, when shitty cats live to be 20!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10541786]

>1 trillion market cap
So, when will this shitshow of a market crash already. I've been waiting for too long by now.

[Anonymous No.10541789]

TNXP
GSKY
TST

ER / major catalysts soon. All turn-around stories ready for the next proof for Wall Street to buy.

Good fucking night, 6 fucking captcha puzzles. WHat the fuck!?

[Anonymous No.10541793]

>>10541765
BRK.B is only 200 bucks Baka knees!

[Anonymous No.10541807]

>>10541784
I too had a Boxer and Doberman
His name was Tyson, hit by a car 2002 :( Buy TSN in his name

[Anonymous No.10541808]

>>10541786
18-36 months from now. Lot of reasons why, mainly nowhere for money to go besides into the stock market.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541816]

you have to be kidding me

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/student-run-fund-is-seeking-to-take-over-moviepass-parent-helios-and-matheson-2018-08-03

kek short it harder

[Anonymous No.10541837]

>>10541807
>Buy TSN in his name

[Anonymous No.10541839]

>AMRS ER on Monday
Nervous desu.

[Anonymous No.10541841]

WHY IS APPL GOING DOWN!?

[Comfy No.10541843]

>>10541816
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
They are beating us to the punch, we gotta buy it now

[Anonymous No.10541855]

>>10541816
ToP Kek

[Anonymous No.10541859]

>>10541700


Amazon ain't gonna buy BLNK

[Anonymous No.10541865]

I want to make a tripname to be a tripfag but idk a good tripfag name

[Anonymous No.10541869]

>>10541816
they're literally just buying dilution straight from the company
kek

[Anonymous No.10541872]

>>10541843
I'm doing my part!

[Anonymous No.10541878]

>>10541841
Tariffs designed by Trump to end exploitation of US-Chinese trade coming into effect soon.

[Anonymous No.10541882]

>>10541373
Former janitor here, starting a paper-pushing job with city government. Feels bad even though I'll double my income this year.
t. old guy/newfag circa '12

[Anonymous No.10541883]

>>10541865
namefaggotry is cancer
if you're a good enough anon poster, we'll start recognizing you

[Anonymous No.10541891]

>>10541807
>Tyson
I'd rather buy Thyssen-Krupp, guaranteed to moon when Germany implodes and goes full nazi again in a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.10541904]

HMNY bound to have a green day soon. Is it worth risking 5% of my portfolio on it?

[Anonymous No.10541911]

You guys fell for the bull trap. Time for last hour sell off.

[Anonymous No.10541912]

>>10541466
Sandniggers continue their infestation of Idaho.

[Anonymous No.10541917]

>>10541891
Im kind of worried about meat at the moment though kek
not sure if its really the right time to buy

[Anonymous No.10541918]

gopro at number 8 position on robintrack.com

[Anonymous No.10541924]

>>10541839
I am getting rekt with the force of a thousand Bog clone army on my HCLP position (sand company kek)

My anus and other orifices are ready for that John Memelo monday EC

[Anonymous No.10541933]

>>10541918
Comfer do the retard index for it, bet that would look WILD

[Texas anon No.10541945]

>>10541816
The CEOs of HMNY should be shot for even considering this although it just sounds like propaganda to create more bagholders.

[Anonymous No.10541948]

>>10541904
More like 500%. Get some margin from your broker. If gold is falling from the sky, use a bucket, not a thimble.

[Anonymous No.10541949]

So i just lost 20$ on a appl options, i think im hooked now.

[Anonymous No.10541960]

>>10541882
I'll graduate with an accounting degree this year, i'm going to miss this job. My journey to becoming a boomer is almost complete.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10541965]

>>10541948
A bucket? Weak. You use an industrial grade mining equipment.

[Anonymous No.10541977]

>>10541949
Welcome to the casino

[Anonymous No.10541980]

>>10541715
Dobermans are not very smart creatures, but dogs and cats are great for the soul.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10541981]

>>10541918
Oh no
Me traumatized from HMNY
do me sell GPRO ;_; ?
Am scared now of being dumped on

>>10541771
Once crypto recovers abit gonna make one broker account & try becoming famous SPX trader
>>10541793
It says 3700 on me charts wtf x.x ?

[Anonymous No.10541984]

To be truthful, HMNY will probably be bought out soon by Yahoo! or some other bottom-feeding, irrelevant corporation.Might be worth a stake in it, just to see how it collapses hilariously.

[Anonymous No.10541985]

>>10541977
I wana get a win in before close today

[Anonymous No.10541991]

>>10541980
That's one of the things I look for in dogs. I like the really dumb ones. They seem like they enjoy their lives more.

[Anonymous No.10541997]

>>10541977
>Newell

[Anonymous No.10542034]

>>10541981
kek, I lost 200k of peoples money on there, I can never go back :(

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542048]

>>10541960
congrats anon

[Anonymous No.10542062]

>>10542048

[Comfy No.10542087]

>>10542062
That's a good stable major Anon, I'm proud of you.
Can I come work at your Accounting firm with a environmental geology degree?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542099]

>>10541918
lol. That is a great service, that is how we should make our moves.

>SNAP #11
crash it is then.

[Anonymous No.10542103]

Bought a couple SNAP 12.5 puts today. God bless.

[Anonymous No.10542111]

>>10541977
BKNG

[Anonymous No.10542117]

>>10542099
>>10542103
Should't we hold off on buying snap options until next week because of theta?

[Anonymous No.10542118]

>>10542087
If you can pass this test i'll let you be the janitor.

[Comfy No.10542122]

>>10542103
I have 5 shares of SNAP. I accept your challange.
I'll see you in hell, Anon

[Anonymous No.10542164]

studs what do you recommend if I want to add in some dividend yielding blue chips to my portfolio. Even if the stock price only keeps up with inflating if im gettign 10%~ off dividiends annually im cool with that

[Anonymous No.10542165]

>>10541737
are you grimlock from the good transformer movie?

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542168]

>>10542117
the theta is like 3-4 cents for ATM options. I bought mine this week because I of potential for it to get pumped or dumped before ER at beginning of next week.

[Anonymous No.10542172]

>>10542122
you bout to be finna dabbed on

[Anonymous No.10542185]

>>10542164
SBUX will give you a yield of 15% anual after around 15-20 years

[Anonymous No.10542189]

18.50 PUT ON AMD
CAN I GET A WINRAR TODAY

[Anonymous No.10542214]

>>10541367
The mooning continues
based Drink boys

[Anonymous No.10542226]

>>10542185
30 cents 4 times a year for a $50 stock price? yikes bro

[Anonymous No.10542232]

>>10542117
For stuff right before earnings, there's very little time decay. Blake-Scholes models this as IV going up as it gets closer to the catalyst. (Personally I think the B-S model is a little iffy, see Taleb's work on this)

[Comfy No.10542237]

>>10542172
le reddit is going all in against SNAP
That's the best indicator it will do well

[Anonymous No.10542239]

>>10542164
Get into MLPs, oil pipeline concerns and the suchlike. Good, huge, stable yields, up until the fracking boom collapses in the next 10-15 years anyways. Then after, buy the MLPs that transport imported oil haha.

[Anonymous No.10542256]

>>10542214
you're fate is sealed!

[Anonymous No.10542257]

>>10542226
they are putting all their cashflow into increasing the dividend each year 50%

[Anonymous No.10542274]

Been getting raped on options lately but bought 8 calls of ETP before it soared and I'm up 1400%. Should I take profit or wait for it to go higher?

[Anonymous No.10542281]

>>10542274
no man has ever lost money taking profits

[Anonymous No.10542290]

>>10542256
Not when I get a doll liver

[Anonymous No.10542294]

>>10542274
Sell 6, hold the last two through earnings

Then you'll either get a nice extra bump, or you'll lose them but you'll still have the profits from the others

[Anonymous No.10542296]

>>10542239
COuld also consider PERM and other such oil trusts. Investors ignore these because they're rapidly depleting resources, but the distribution depends on the current price of oil. Price of oil only goes up, find an obscure trust on a bullshit under-invested place like Ohio or Indiana and even though they don't sell much oil, they'll continue to sell it after all the big fields go dry and oil is $200/bbl, haha, you'll probably be spending most of your income on ammunition to kill rioters and rape-gangs at that point, but them divies, bro.

[Anonymous No.10542297]

>>10542274
1400 PERCENT? u shoulda cashed out along time ago.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10542308]

I see support for HMNY at the 0.0 level.

[Anonymous No.10542309]

>>10542290
For god's sake I hope they hurry the fuck up on growing organs. I'm only 22 but I'm FEELING it

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542311]

>>10541303
next ER is 3 months away.. you really don't plan your trades well with your time frame do you?

[Anonymous No.10542321]

>>10542308
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH

[Comfy No.10542327]

>>10542311

[Anonymous No.10542328]

>>10542297
that entire gain was probably yesterday morning, this is the power of options

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542331]

>>10542308
but there will be resistance at 0.01

[Anonymous No.10542333]

>>10542290
brain*
>alcohol consumption is associated with widespread and significant brain lesions

[Anonymous No.10542360]

why dont we just buyout HMNY?

[Anonymous No.10542361]

>>10542327
Just remember, he used to be this guy...

[Anonymous No.10542371]

>>10542333
As long as proteins are injected into my brainstem, I can computerize the rest of my brain

[Anonymous No.10542379]

>>10542308
Realistically you have to pay your broker money to """buy""" stock that is worthless so you can claim it as a loss for tax purposes, so support is more like $-0.01

[Anonymous No.10542382]

>>10542328
Train me image board user, in return i will teach you how to always win on earnings.

[Anonymous No.10542395]

>>10542371
As long as alcohol can permeate my blood-brain barrier I will continue to trade stocks on the advice of people on 4chan and ST.

[Anonymous No.10542406]

>>10542360
the entire market cap is only a little more expensive than my shitbox car

of course then you'd have to figure out what to do about the zillion dollars in debt they have, book/share is like -$25

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10542414]

>>10542034
you have for go back now!

the universe will no forgive you until you make 200k of peoples money !

>>10541911

kek

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542439]

>>10542232
How is it going Taleb?

[Anonymous No.10542449]

that is the nature of the golden bull

[Anonymous No.10542454]

>>10542371
you will be dead before that

[Anonymous No.10542485]

>>10542382
don't just go long on individual calls or puts. buy a call ATM, and sell the call for your target price. (or puts, if you're bearish). be realistic about target price

never ever ever baghold options. if you're down 50% (which can happen in like an hour) you need to either GTFO or double down

calculate the expected return, the possible return, and the amount risked and bet if you think you have positive expected value and a loss won't blow up your account. you can make money losing 9 out of 10 bets if you have positive expected value as long as you have balls of steel and don't go bust

[Anonymous No.10542497]

>>10542439
hahahaha, if Taleb were here he'd tell us all to focus on our day jobs instead

[Anonymous No.10542507]

>>10542454
Im thinking it should be possible within 5 years

[Comfy No.10542512]

>mfw my boomer boss just bought NIVIDA
I hope he loses everything

[Anonymous No.10542522]

>>10542406
We buy out HMNY. we declare bankruptcy and declare a bold new plan forward involving cryptocurrency mining or whatever.

Goldman Sachs will underwrite our multi- billion dollar IPO, we short the entire stock, use the funds to colonize Mars/ or violently seize power in some loser country that can't defend itself.

Win-win-win-lose-lose. Only the losers will be Goldman Sachs and whoever lives in whatever country we seize control of.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10542526]

>>10541590
NUUUU s-stop dumping SPY
Me price target was hit on SPX & Futures

me wanted plans 4 day to be 4/5 and 100% profitable this week T_T

[Anonymous No.10542527]

>>10542485
Its really not doing anything much at all...
im bouncing back and forth between -5.00$ and -10.00$

Seems like AMD is fucking shit for PUT 's

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542530]

>>10542512
you should tell him to buy LCI

[Anonymous No.10542533]

>>10542512
SEETHING

[Anonymous No.10542540]

>>10542512
Boomers and Jim Cramer is 100% perfect record of calling tops and bottoms. Whatever your boss does, do the opposite, haha.

[Anonymous No.10542554]

>>10541904
HMNY's marketcap is still inflated by 10 times, but more likely they'll go bankrupt within the quarter.
do people enjoy losing money? 10 minutes of learning about marketcaps and valuations would steer you clear away from that dung heap.

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542557]

>>10542497
That, and tell us to buy bonds.

[Anonymous No.10542582]

>>10542540
To be fair we aren't any better here.

[Anonymous No.10542599]

>>10542512
comfy are you bearish on nvida?

Important for anti-comfy strategy

[Anonymous No.10542605]

>>10542557
And deadlift (he's right)

[Anonymous No.10542613]

What meme stock should I put a few hundred in?
Don't say HMNY

[Anonymous No.10542624]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/TSLA

[Anonymous No.10542629]

>>10542613
PSMT!

[Holdmoar No.10542634]

>>10542613
Jump on Road or Nokia with me. They both have low prices right now but stand to gain in long term due to contracts they have.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10542641]

holy crap GPRO still going up !!
20% today
hope someone else besides me bought

[Anonymous No.10542643]

>>10542613
CARV

[Anonymous No.10542660]

I should never hold options over night right ?

[Anonymous No.10542661]

>>10542634
Autism Incorporated anal-yst here
Buy ROAD
@$11.70 it is a screaming buy !
ER on 8/9 AMC

[Anonymous No.10542666]

>>10542641
congrats on this, seriously

[Anonymous No.10542678]

>>10542641
Glad u listend to me yesterday, However you only bought like 2 shares.

[Anonymous No.10542688]

>>10542666
Pretty sad that the best trader on this thread is a terminally ill tranny.

[Anonymous No.10542691]

>>10542660
that's silly, overnight is when all the price movement happens

just be aware of time decay

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542693]

>>10542660
It depends on the option you're holding.

[Anonymous No.10542704]

>>10542582
Yes, but /biz/'s thesis is 'If I buy this bankrupt company with a 404'd website stock with 0.5m marketcap at 0.002 and it goes to 0.004, I double my money!'

Jim Cramer is like a dog-whistle thing. His company actually makes a lot of money providing useful financial information to Wall Street companies for cheap, but his stock advice is hilariously out of touch to anyone that follows stocks.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10542717]

Not a bad week i hope you all traded safe and made money!

[Anonymous No.10542722]

>>10542693
fucking AMD PUT

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542742]

>>10542717
post your all again.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10542760]

>>10542666
ty! yayaya !
>>10542678
yaya you were shilling GPRO too !!
me bought 20 shares!!! if it were not for me being retard with BTC would have bought like 50 shares X.X

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542762]

>>10542722
the 18.5 put exp tomorrow?

I would hold personally.

[Comfy No.10542765]

>>10542742
Don't be a faggot, he recently changed strategies and he's doing good now
At least he posts his portfolio unlike someone I know...

[Anonymous No.10542767]

this dude's twitter feed is hilarious. he's been shilling for HMNY for the last MONTH.

https://twitter.com/Watching_Stocks

[Anonymous No.10542777]

>>10542762
nah the 10th

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10542778]

>>10542717
GRATZ DUDE
super solid !!

me dabbing for you!!

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542783]

Holy shit HMNY ask walls just came down.. is it time for the fucking bounce or is it just going to fucking die again monday? theres been heavy walls the whole way down on the ask just now they came off.. could mean dilution over?

[Anonymous No.10542785]

>>10542762

[Anonymous No.10542795]

>>10542767

[Anonymous No.10542797]

>>10542783
>muh share structure

[Anonymous No.10542804]

>>10542767
reminder that people are paid to shill stocks on SeekingAlpha and Twitter and Stocktwits, and probably Reddit and maybe even here

if you assume that everything might be (not necessarily "is", but might be) deliberate misinformation you'll be on the right track

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542807]

>>10542765
>he recently changed strategies
You should listen to chat with traders. Alot of the pros say to not constantly change your strategy. They say the best way to do it is to perfect your strategy you have been working on.. it's called building an edge. Sure obviously his wasn't working.. and sure try something different but his all chart looked like he was completely lost and my guess is that he still is.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10542814]

>>10542742
Here! Long way to breaking even, but i am on the right track now and feel great about it. Stopping the risky trading has been huge for me.

>>10542765
Thanks bud!

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542817]

>>10542777
yeah I would definitely hold that. AMD trend is probably about to switch to downward. Theta decay of 2 lousy cents ain't bad at all.

[Anonymous No.10542824]

>>10542817
Its just not making me 50 bux or loosing me 50 bux a minute which is HIGHLY concerning

[Comfy No.10542826]

>>10542807
That's arguably the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say, and you bought into HMNY three times
>If you trade for 10 years and always lose, don't change your strategy because eventually you will make it!

[Anonymous No.10542836]

>>10542807
>anon loses money
>Big5Guy : "get good faggot"

>anon earns money
>Big5Guy : "you are doing it wrong"

Did you get molested when you were a kid or something ?

[Anonymous No.10542837]

>>10542826
Big5's trolling is really beyond the pale, its gotten fucking abominable

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542846]

>>10542824
chill bruh.

[Dividend_Dude !!U1Wj2tO9cmP No.10542851]

>>10542807
Unironically my strategy was "do whatever biz tells me" and i was big on NAK selling all the lows

[Anonymous No.10542853]

>>10542846
ill fucking chill at one hundred and fifty thou.

[Comfy No.10542861]

>>10542837
It's sad because he's not even trolling, he legitimately retarded

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542862]

>>10542814
i can honestly see why you are trying to go the dividend route. i would just try to balance out your portfolio to have some growth stocks in there aswell. You may doing ok right now with dividends but it doesn't always last if you get greedy they will put the rug out from you

>>10542826
HMNY was just a gamble. i haven't done much research on it, just tried to catch a bounce that never happend. My normal plays i put alot of time and research into, but they become boring and have to gamble here and there during the boring times..i never put more than i could afford to lose into a gamble, it's just throw around money.. is there something wrong with that?

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10542875]

>>10542861
>thinks someones retarded
>can't even pronounce words that a 5 year old can.

ISHYGDDT

[Comfy No.10542886]

New bread
>>10542879

>>10542879

>>10542879
>>10542879


>>10542879

>>10542862
Hello, reddit

[Anonymous No.10542887]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 0.4% due to RUN falling off, but I have extreme confidence in my JNJ and PSMT!

[Anonymous No.10542889]

>>10542722
rofl

[The Eternal Bear !!yU44QHZ7VO7 No.10542891]

>that giant pump last minute of market

It is going to be a green week. Well, have a good weekend folks! Try to not KYS.

[Anonymous No.10542899]

>>10542804
what if the entire site you were browsing was an advanced deep learning AI
all the accounts; AI sockpuppets meant to veer you one way or another, towards one stock or another
an entire site a scarecrow? obviously impossible to maintain and to keep veiled; you could realize the errors through 2 different IPs

but if you had some accounts, say 10 to 20, completely fabricated and created to maintain an appearance of being active and a real trader...?
some retarded bears, some smart bulls; you could create a narrative in the silent audience, could you not?
this future is in development, at least sometimes I worry it is, but no proof means no crime; can't start a fire without any wood so to speak.

[Anonymous No.10543181]

>>10541991
It's an infectious optimism they seem to have, I'll give you that.