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I can't stop thinking about oracles and smart contracts.

I said it. Remember ChainLink 1k EOY

>> No.10519782

>>10519779
NICE

>> No.10519811

i need it
can you send to brazil?

>> No.10519826

>>10519779
shut the fuck up about chainlink even if their gay oracle works no real company is going to be using this tech for YEARS. look at the fucking market anon blockchain is a joke its all just neets trading shitcoins with eachother no real company gives a fuck. you seriously think banks are going to magically start using shitty slow ethereum just because some anonymous neets can now feed their apis onto the chain for them? what the fuck will they do with it then? send it to fucking request network? kek good luck with that

>> No.10519839

>>10519811
look at this shit you are tricking poor third worlders into losing their life savings on this stupid ass meme show a little humanity

>> No.10519848

funny, I made this cube Sergey. anybody want the template to cut/print/glue?

>> No.10519859

hopefully we see some breakthrough to true decentralized oracles. chainlink's centralized model isn't really going to push anything forward

>> No.10519872

>>10519839
the money is mine, kys pajeet

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10519904

Same, I feel like I've been brainwashed. I sleep less yet feel more awake than I've felt in ages.

>> No.10520063

I did do it... Really. I did, when I was 8 years old I was playing pirates with my brother. We wanted to perform surgery on something and, well... One thing lead to another and there was our family hamster, peeled open on the couch. Heart still beating. I couldn't handle it anymore so that was when my parents stopped loving me. I do believe it was that moment. So stop talking about gander mountain to me, christ.

>> No.10520079

Wrong board

>> No.10520088

>>10519848
Post it fren

>> No.10520175

>>10519779
lol, deluded. tell me, just how many times this week has your life been impacted by the 'oracle problem'?

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>>10520063
>>10520079
bloody hell mate

>> No.10520210

>>10520175
Well personally i actually just discovered oil in papua new guinei and instead of making a smart contract i have to make vague promises and talk about my "vision" that i mighy never follow through with.

>> No.10520299

>>10519904
lmao, you neets think this sloppy fat BITCH is going to make you rich?

He looks like the retarded offspring of an old gypsy and an even older, fatter gypsy fucking.