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Does anyone else ever jack off in work?

>> No.10514282
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10514282

I have at least 7 times

Also I shat myself once and no one noticed

>> No.10514284

>>10514268
Yes anon, As head of catering, I jack off into the food you eat

>> No.10514322

>>10514268
I did this once, actually felt good. Something about it being forbidden makes it feel better.
>be me
>Work on a two-man second shift, everyone else gone
>During break, hide in the front offices where the qt office girls work, lights are off so it's cozy
>listen to Love Live! soundtrack while I jack off
Was pretty comfy desu

>> No.10514332

>>10514268
I've blown all over the desk before in a shared office watching tranny porn. Not even larping.

>> No.10514342

>>10514322
lmao
FUCKING BASED

>> No.10514377

who here jackin right now

>> No.10514426

I was a secretary at a mental health facility this milf was fliting with me, so once he son went in the room with the doctor we left(there was only 1 doctor so ididnt worry about patients coming in).

she started sucking my dick in the elevator, was fucking in the car for like 45 mins then went back to work. Was pretty awesome desu.

>> No.10514448

>>10514322
>>During break, hide in the front offices where the qt office girls work, lights are off so it's cozy

Did you sniff the seats?

>> No.10514466

>>10514426
You can’t write a legible sentence but I’m still pretty sure this story doesn’t include masturbation.
I’ve jerked it at work a handful of times. Mostly during slow winter afternoons when I’m stir crazy.

>> No.10514475

>>10514282
Nice. I cant beacause they smell to accurate.

>> No.10514487
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>>10514282
>he honestly thinks that no one noticed a overpowering shit scent coming from him

>> No.10514529

>>10514448
Goddammit, why did you have to put this idea in my head? Now there’s a 90% chance I sniff the seat of this hot little intern. She wears really girly dresses paired with fishnet socks and low leather shoes. Something about the fishnet socks in the office makes me so horny.

>> No.10514540

>>10514268
I work from home, so obviously

>> No.10514912

Between 2 and 4 times a day anon.

>> No.10514936

>>10514377
Switches hands. Raises hand.

>> No.10515037

>>10514268
>at work

OHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIEEEE

>> No.10515073

>>10514466
kek

>> No.10515212

>>10514332
come on man l000l

>> No.10515321

>>10515037
kek