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[Anonymous No.10509418]

Going to go see a prostitute tomorrow and finally lose my virginity. What should I expect? Do I take condoms? Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood? Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?

Should I go down on her first and initiate the foreplay so she is ready to be in the mood? I've been thinking about what the fuck to do guys and I'm getting very nervous. She doesn't know I'm a virgin but I'm going to tell her upon meeting her. What should I bring?

[Anonymous No.10509426]

Bring her some LINK tokens.

[Anonymous No.10509427]

>>10509418
your dick

[Anonymous No.10509430]

>>10509418

[Anonymous No.10509431]

>>10509418
>Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood? Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?

[Anonymous No.10509445]

Just tell her to suck your dick like it had her daddys approval and love inside, then get her to ride you like only prostittutes and porn stars know how. Fucking normie girls and their grinding.

[Anonymous No.10509471]

>>10509418
>do i go down on her first
wtf man? cmon now.

[Anonymous No.10509473]

>>10509418
>What should I expect?

Sadness for being an absolute failure of a man

[Anonymous No.10509484]

no, you just bring condoms and you have sex, there is no chocolate or foreplay or anything extra.

They will lead you through it, just let them.

[Anonymous No.10509492]

>>10509418
>She doesn't know I'm a virgin but I'm going to tell her upon meeting her.
She will throw in something extra, STDs

[Anonymous No.10509493]

Eat dat puta bootyhole mayne

[Anonymous No.10509544]

>>10509418
Make sure you hand her the money directly into her hands as soon as you arrive and say i'm not a cop. Just so she isn't suspicious.

[Anonymous No.10509550]

>>10509471
Imagine going down on a chick who takes dicks for a living.

[Anonymous No.10509565]

Pay attention to Ligma

[Anonymous No.10509573]

>>10509550
My thoughts exactly. Jesus OP you are basically gay if you do that.

[Anonymous No.10509583]

Remember to lick the minge

[Anonymous No.10509584]

>>10509573
yeah on second thought op go for it. make sure you lap the last johns cum out of her pussy. thatll get her nice and ready.

[Anonymous No.10509599]

Sad part is. OP is being serious.

[Anonymous No.10509611]

>>10509584
I saw this one girl that was ooozing out after 2 minutes of pound town and there was a puddle of goo on her bed. I went and saw her the next week and the stain was still on her sheet. nasty. i saw her another week later and the stain was still in same place. room was hot as hell and she said sorry my 1 year old baby was sleeping in this bed i just moved him over to the other room.

[Anonymous No.10509634]

>>10509418
Just give her the money and relax, retard... shell go down on you and do work, you will cum in 4 minutes and that's how she ripped you off

[Anonymous No.10509637]

>>10509544
>>10509611
dubs twice in a row certifies that you're a degenerate. any more interesting stories?

[Anonymous No.10509649]

>>10509418
lel man you pay for it.
you can do whatever autistic shit you want to do.

just watch a porn and then do what they do. you will cum after 10 secs max.

[Anonymous No.10509672]

>>10509418
Wow that sounds pretty romantic desu. With a attitude like that, why cant you get a girl. Dont let the neckbeards make fun of you, id think she would like it. Unless you look like a uruk hai, in which case she'd probably just wanna be done asap.though ive never had a prostitute because its degenerate, but sounds like a solid plan my man.

[Anonymous No.10509683]

Just shower before and shave your pubes. Also take a xanax if you're gonna be this nervous. They'll guide you through the rest

[Anonymous No.10509690]

> Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood? Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?
Oh no anon, please stay a virgin, you are gonna fall in love with a prostitute and it's gonna be way worst than being a virgin. Trust me, it happend to me. Prostitution it's not for guys like us.

[Anonymous No.10509727]

Expect some blue waffles

[Anonymous No.10509750]

>>10509418
Its not a romantic encounter dude. Its just sex. Bring your preferred condoms or raw dog it. If she smells and tastes ok you can lick her if you want. But remember this is just sex for cash. There's no emotional connection or intimacy. Just try to relax, have fun, and blow your load.

[Anonymous No.10509753]

>>10509637
>I find this cougar that will do anal for way too cheap. But fuck it I'll meet her anyways.
>Face looks like an old bar whore and she used great lighting in the photo she sent me obviously. Oh well I'm already here let's do this.
>Doing her mish in the butt and going kinda deep.
>she says "it's tight isn't it"
>me: "yeah"
>her: "that's why all the guys love my ass"
>wtf lady. keep going anyways.
>I hear someone at the door. this motel is really shitty and like cheapest one around. the door cracks open and squeaking because the frame is all fucked up.
>i remember this is the only room that the door lock is broken on.
>another chick steps in the room and has a her date behind her. oh fuck sorry wrong room!
>i pulled out of this cougars ass not knowing what was going on.
>look down at dick and its got this big chuck of shit stuck onto the condom at the tip. smells fucking awful.
>start gagging a little. fuck it i shove it back in her ass with the shit still all over the tip of my dick.
>can't stop thinking about the sight of the glob of shit and smell on my dick.
>start gagging again while im fucking her and say hold on.
>run to bathroom and start blowing chunks all over from the disgust.
>throw my pants back on say i gotta go just shut the door when you leave.
>bitch texts me again a few days later and says hey you wanna meet today?

[Anonymous No.10509761]

>>10509690
This could be the number one reason I haven't gone to a prostitute yet.

[Anonymous No.10509786]

ready for the happy HIV family !!!?

[Anonymous No.10509926]

>>10509649
>you will cum after 10 secs max.

[Anonymous No.10509999]

>>10509418
>Going to go see a prostitute
>Should I go down on her first
Sure do if you want to look like one of those monsters in the last of us.

[Anonymous No.10510009]

>>10509418
Dont lose your virginity to a fucking hooker.

[Anonymous No.10510029]

>>10509418
>taking chocolates to a prostitute
that's sweetly naive OP, gl losing your virginity

[Anonymous No.10510040]

Just nut, pay and call her a cab. And find a real gf afterwards.

[Anonymous No.10510045]

>>10509445
Bro I had a 2 day coke and hooker binge when I came back from deployment years ago. This fucking hooker was a coke fiend and didnt charge me for two days because of all the blow. Anyways she was on top and she started riding me like a jockey in the home stretch, started quivering and screamed yes daddy, fuck me harder daddy while her pussy went Niagra falls. Shit was super weird and I have never come so hard in my life.

T. Navy vet.

[Anonymous No.10510060]

>>10509418
>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.10510072]

>>10510009
I lost mine at 14 to a hooker, the most disgusting hooker you can find, me and a friend got these 2 hookers, one of them was super ugly so we just took turns on the other, also ugly, damn I'm ashamed of it, she'd need to pay me good money to fuck her today, and we did it without condoms, just because... sounds like a chad thing to do though, but it all went downhills from this, next fuck was when I was 24 with another hooker, fucked her in the street, the next one at 25, with a 16 yrs old hooker, first gf I had was at 26 this year and I told her I had sex once with an ex, cuz too ashamed of the rest.
>tfw 3rd world country

[Anonymous No.10510076]

If you are virgin, you are allowed to rawdawg it.

[Anonymous No.10510100]

>>10509418
OP this is why prostitutes are awesome. You don't have to worry about any of that shit. You are meeting for a half hour to an hour to fuck, and she is meeting you for a half hour to an hour to get paid to fuck you. Don't you dare waste time on chocolates or setting up a fucking speaker.
Always wear condoms when fucking a prostitute.
Don't go down on her. Thats fucking gross. Think of all the cocks she's had in there, and how many today??
Lay down on the bed... tell her to blow you, tell her to start off slow because you're obviously going to be nervous as fuck. Once you're hard tell her to take her clothes off, ask her to put the condom on you, then go to town. Don't worry about making her feel good or making her cum. Its not about her. She's getting paid. You're getting laid.
Never fall in love with a hooker OP.

[Anonymous No.10510106]

>>10509418
Expect to be a neet for the rest if your life who only fucks hookers.
Bring loads of cash and tell her you will tip her if you enjoy it or she will put in minimal effort. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.10510107]

toasting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.10510115]

>>10510100
>Never fall in love with a hooker
why

[Anonymous No.10510134]

>>10510115
>wHy

[Anonymous No.10510159]

>>10510134
even hookers want a better life (family), if you can provide for her she'll probably stop fucking for money, and be a good wife

[Anonymous No.10510195]

>>10510159
Oh, you were just shitposting all along

[Anonymous No.10510211]

>>10510159
>that coke habit.

[Anonymous No.10510217]

HAHAH lmao at these fucking losers saying not to lose it to a hooker because "you will fall in love". If you are redpilled on women then this won't happen.

I lost mine to one so I'll give you some insight

>Going to go see a prostitute tomorrow and finally lose my virginity. What should I expect?

Depends. Are you spending $100 dollars or $300 on a hooker? That depends a lot on your experience. Generally, the cheaper the hooker, the less likely she will provide good services. I spent around $400 and had a fantastic experience. Treat it as if you were to go on a date. Shower and groom yourself before seeing her. Expect her to act like she's REALLY into you but you must remember this is only a fantasy. Take whatever she says with a grain of salt.

>Do I take condoms? Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood?

Hahahahahahahahaha. Hookers will have condoms ready but chocolates to set the mood? She sees lots of clients. Women are experts when it comes to keep up a conversation so that won't be a problem. They are good liars so she will act like she is sooo into you when she really isn't and really sees the whole experience as a business transaction.

>Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?

It's 2018 most of them already have their stupid Iphone and speakers but if you do have a playlist in mind then ask her. In my experience most of them play nigger music.

>Should I go down on her first and initiate the foreplay so she is ready to be in the mood?

Well it depends. If it's a cheap hooker then no. If it's a high class escort then go for it.

>She doesn't know I'm a virgin but I'm going to tell her upon meeting her. What should I bring?

Remember to tell her that before you two start having sex. It makes their jobs a lot easier. Don't stress it out too much. She WILL unironically treat you better than all of the roasties you ever met in your life so don't stress out.

[Anonymous No.10510247]

>>10510100
Should you wear a condom when she blows you? Asking for op obviously.

[Anonymous No.10510252]

>>10509418
>What should I expect?
Sex
>Do I take condoms?
If you have a preference - yes (redundant since you're a virgin). Otherwise she'll obviously have some.
>Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?
That would be extremely autistic
>Should I go down on her first and initiate the foreplay so she is ready to be in the mood?
She'll probably start sucking your dick before your virgin brain realizes what to do.
>What should I bring?
Money. Some random chocolate if she's a higher class escort, not a crack whore and you want to be nice

[Anonymous No.10510253]

>>10509418

Don't tell her. Tell her afterward if you must. Yes use condoms.
A very high percentage of men throughout history lost their virginities to prostitutes. Nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.10510288]

>>10510253
>A very high percentage of men throughout history...

do you realize how retarded that argument is?

[Anonymous No.10510298]

>>10509418
>Going to go see a prostitute
>Should I go down on her first
>Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood?
>Should I bring candles and possibly a wireless speaker with blue tooth connectivity so I can load up some romantic Spotify playlists?

[Anonymous No.10510303]

>>10509431
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>>10510115
>>10510217

ARE YOU REALLY TAKING THIS LOW EFFORT BAIT BALLS DEEP UP YOUR ANUS?

THIS BOARD IS DEAD.

[Anonymous No.10510326]

>>10510303

Shut the fuck up nigger go back your link threads

[Anonymous No.10510327]

>>10510072
What country?

[Anonymous No.10510343]

>>10510159
kek, even a homeless rapist wants a roof over his head, if you can welcome him inside your house, he'll be grateful and definitely won't fuck your wife.
>tfw when I know you baitin' but still biting since it's just 3PM and 5PM won't be here in a long time so i can gtfo

[Anonymous No.10510360]

>>10510326
I am pure fucking white aryan Chad so shut your fucking le 56% ugly face.
Fuck link and this thread. I'm off to mix my genes with my smoking hot 9/10 latina gf.

Bye :)

[Anonymous No.10510368]

>>10510106
I was a neet khv then started banging whores. It made me more comfortable and confident around women. Now have a gf who lives with me and I fuck whenever the hell I want (few hours ago) .

[Anonymous No.10510373]

>>10510072
16yo hooker? Sounds like paradise!

[Anonymous No.10510376]

>>10510360

t.

[Anonymous No.10510380]

>>10510247
Judgement call based on how she looks. if she looks like a meth head then yes. You can still get clymidia and ghonerah from head. the second one hurts so fucking bad for 2 days. they are both cured with a pill so no real worry just some misery after. also if she is visiting from out of state like she came up north from Mississippi and is missing a tooth or two in the front and she gives you head with no condom it's gonna suck the next day fyi.

[Anonymous No.10510407]

>>10509418
As someone who has done this more than once:

>They always have condoms on hand, but bring one if you're unsure, depends how professional this bish is
>Under no circumstances attempt to fuck her without the condom. Even if she lets you for extra. Really not kidding here, it's not worth it.
>Do not go down on her- do you have any idea how many guys she's fucked? And how many of them might have had random STDs they didn't even know about? No
>She'll do all the initiating, don't worry
>I would advise saying its your first time, it'll make it easier for her to guide you and help you enjoy yourself, which is the point at the end of the day
>No need for romantic playlists and shit, that's not really how it works. If she was coming to YOUR place you could do whatever you like, but at her place she'll have it all set up in advance.
>She will almost certainly be older and uglier than her photos, just to forewarn you
>Be nice, chat, have some laughs, she's a person too, and it makes the experience more fun

I would advise condom use for literally any fluid transfer with a hooker, even blowjob, but ymmv senpai.

What age are you that you decided to lose it with a hooker? It's actually not a bad choice to go to a professional, so long as she knows the deal, that you'll be freaking out, etc.

[Anonymous No.10510411]

>>10510115
>>10510159
Just start think why someone would be a hooker, that's a lot of problems with her to begin with. And for the most part it's a path of no return for most prostitutes. Don't ever think that you are gonna be her saviour and can get her away from this life style, because you won't be able to. Believe me I fall in love with a prostitute once. I lost my virginity to her and pay her from months aftwards. It was so sad and pathetic that she felt pity on me, and gave me a real talk that what I was doing was unhealthy and I should start seeing real girls.
She could kept milking my money for years on end, but she was honest and I thank her for that. You might not have the same luck.

[Anonymous No.10510459]

>>10510411

She was nice but you were a cuck holy shit

[Anonymous No.10510479]

>>10510045
Dat deployment pay

[Anonymous No.10510482]

>>10510459
Yeah I know.

[Anonymous No.10510489]

>>10509418
they usually have condoms, which they are more comfortable.
they also have the candles and the speakers
dont go down on her. you are paying, let her do her job (she knows it very well)
tell her you're a virgin after you meet, that's really it. and have fun.

[Anonymous No.10510512]

>>10510288
no?

[Anonymous No.10510591]

>>10509418
Very important: if you have a large or small penis bring your own condoms (that you like), sluts have no idea how uncomfortable it is to wear an uncomfortable condom and it will ruin your stroke if it's falling off or tearing.

[Anonymous No.10510660]

>>10509418
HIV

[Anonymous No.10510926]

>>10509753
>can't handle a little shit
>didn't expect a little shit while fucking a bitch 6+ inches in the ass
>puked from anal
You're a pansy

[Anonymous No.10510998]

>>10510411
>It was so sad and pathetic that she felt pity on me, and gave me a real talk that what I was doing was unhealthy and I should start seeing real girls.
bruh

[Anonymous No.10511009]

before you cum, make sure your condom didnt rip, otherwise you'll have this hoe for life.

[Anonymous No.10511137]

>>10511009
tell her your name is sean rutledge and use a burner app on your phone.

[Anonymous No.10512076]

Expect a lifetime supply of genital warts. No condom can stop those and it's a 99% she has them.

[Anonymous No.10512214]

>>10510072
>16yo prostitute
noice where do you live? i hope you creamed that fresh young pussy good

[Anonymous No.10512292]

Best thing any man can do is to get married except a prostitute

[Anonymous No.10512446]

>>10509418
>She doesn't know I'm a virgin but I'm going to tell her upon meeting her. What should I bring?

She'll know when you cum in 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.10512710]

>>10510411
>Don't ever think that you are gonna be her saviour and can get her away from this life style
I seen this happen once, my sister was an escort and one of her customers fell in love with her, they got together and stayed together for over 10 years now (they married not too long ago). she also started working a real job and now has a good career in a reputable business.

[Anonymous No.10512764]

>>10512710
Good for her. But that's like one in one million. better not risk it.

[Anonymous No.10512871]

>>10509418
Whoremonger here:
>Take a Xanax and a viagra 30 minutes before
>Music is good
>Do not eat her pussy that's nasty
>Since you're going to suck in bed just have her blow you and then got on top and ride
>No need to tell her you're a virgin she's a whore it doesn't matter what she thinks

[Anonymous No.10513049]

I paid for a prostitute once because I was just starting to date someone I really liked and I was paranoid about how long it had been since I’d had sex. She blew me while I was wearing a condom and I came in 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.10513247]

>>10512871
Married w/ 2 children here.

Considering getting a whore for the hell of it. Any advice on where to find a clean & cute one, and how to avoid any and all STDs at all costs, because again, married with a family here.

[Anonymous No.10513407]

I always wonder do you pay before the deed or after

[Anonymous No.10513504]

>>10513407
I always get the money up front

[Anonymous No.10513553]

I'm so fucking drawn to fuck whores, why?

[Anonymous No.10513600]

>>10509690

I lost my virginity to a prostitute and she was pretty nice, she called me cute and all. I know it was something to make me come back but for first time i felt attractive.

Again, i know she was shilling herself.

[Anonymous No.10513625]

>>10513553
because your inner female is a whore, and you project it onto loose women.

This is called an anima complex.

[Anonymous No.10513682]

>>10513247
Focus on your wife and kids dude. If she ain't freak enough or look like she did, you start working out and guide her to what you want..Dont take a shortcut like an asshole and risk your young daughter growing up being man hating whore cause daddy was bored with Mommy.

[Anonymous No.10513699]

>>10509418
>Do I take condoms?

Yes

[Anonymous No.10514228]

>>10512710
Was the client rich?

[Anonymous No.10514242]

>>10509418
>Do I bring any chocolates to set the mood?

[Anonymous No.10514252]

>>10510303
this board has been dead for months. tell me something i didnt already know.

[Anonymous No.10514271]

>>10513504
You're a prostitute? Pics?

[Anonymous No.10514279]

>>10510376
he could be white

[Anonymous No.10514288]

>>10509418
>business and finance

[Anonymous No.10514292]

>>10509550
I have given hookers rimjobs before.
I dont know whats wrong with me

[Anonymous No.10514305]

>>10512214
he is a larper or living some serious shithole

[Anonymous No.10514319]

>>10513247
Depends what country you live in brah

[Anonymous No.10514334]

>>10514292
Nice. Proud of you anon.

[Anonymous No.10514347]

>>10509573
>its gay wanting to eat girl ass

it isnt, its just fucking risky

this is also why life is over at age 13, you already know if you will be a slayer in high school or not

you'll be a virgincel coping withvideo games like chad fucks all the virgin hotties without a care in the world since no stds or obligations

life is a fucking SCAM