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I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and she had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight anymore. Reportedly he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 hours a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

>> No.10431973

Chainlink is a meme

>> No.10431988

>>10431973
a magical meme.

>> No.10432134

Post the other whale Sergey pasta

>> No.10432201

If true big

>> No.10433090

>>10431790
Laughed 9/10

Add toilette and McFish Burger 10/10

>> No.10433105

>>10431988
Quality post from another shill. How much are they paying you?

>> No.10433112

>>10431973

>5ft

Fuck out of here manlet